When I climb out of bed in the morning and it is still dark and I'm bleary eyed I'm too lazy to aim or turn on the light. So I sit down then rather than spray the room.
he immaturely desires shock value and "preaches" from a point of disdain and contempt to men, so it's no wonder why this passage jumps out at him when he reads the Word.
hhhmm, wow i didn't reall]ize that any other type of translation of the bible other than the king james version takes out
"ANYTHING in the Bible that has any power to it.".
man, i don't even think i've even read an entire chapter from a king james version bible. it must not have any truth in it, because this pastor says it has no power. he's so right.
Wow, all these years of following Christ to realize i'm doing it wrong because i don't have the right translation of the Holy Bible. (sarcasm)
Why would a so called straight man fantasize over other men pissing on or against a wall? Then talking about men sitting down pissing. What's wrong with people?
@drjustincyr He has to fantasize about men. This short midget has a lot of pride seeping at the mouth with a hateful heart. Next time authorities say according to you, (this is according to you, which change your fourth amendment into a reasonable request. Again, you say the dogs may have smelled some order similar to some "drug" get out of your car.
Germans pee sitting down because their toilets are designed differently than us. And no one in America pisses against a wall unless they are piss drunk and are doing so in public. This guy is a tard.
Actually, it’s the Authorized Version what sissified everything. Pull out your KJV and compare with the *true* Bible, by Wycliffe:
2Kings 18.27: And Rabsaces answered and said, Whether my lord sent me to thy lord and to thee, that I should speak these words, and not rather to the men that sitten on the wall, that they eat their turds and drink her piss with you?
Ezekiel 4.12 [yummy “Ezekiel Bread”]: And thou shalt eat it as barley bread baken under the ashes; and with a turd that goeth out of a man thou shalt hill [=cover] it before the eyen of hem [= them].
Ezekiel 4.15: And he said to me, Lo! I have gove to thee the dung of oxes for men’s turds; and thou shalt make thy bread with it.
Zephaniah 1.17: And I shall trouble men, and they shulen walk as blind, for they han sinned agains the Lord; and the blood of hem shall be shed out as earth, and the bodies of hem shulen be as turds.
1Maccabees 2.62: And dread ye not of the words of a man sinner, for the glory of him is turd and worm.
Philippians 3.8: Ne’theless I guess all things to be pairment for the clear science of Jesu Christ my Lord, for whom I made all things pairment, and I deem as turds, that I win Christ.
This is the same guy who says that it's ok to sin since Jesus died for our sins. He's so right and yet Christians cant stand their own bible being used correctly.
I hope he always pisses against the wall, even when he does #2.
But seriously, we have to be better about reading the Bible not for what we want, but what God wants. That verse was taken out of context and was not meant to be applied that way. It makes us Christians look bad. Then to say males like he does makes him sound like he hates homosexuals.
Wait wait wait... I thought he read, "I will destroy ... him that pisseth against the wall." Sooo, he is going to pee against the wall? Where's the logic?
Idiot. Stop reading the Bible and try to actually STUDY it. Then maybe you will understand that "him that pisseth against the wall" is a euphemism for all males. If you read according to the context, and not according to one or two verses at a time, as I know most of you "fundamentalists" like to do, you will have a better understanding of God's word.
All the world is going to hell and this guy is worried about how we all pee before we get there. Since when did Christianity become about how to excrete bodily waste?
So Pastor Anderson's wife has been cowing him into sitting down rather than spraying all over the toilet and now he's venting his frustrations on his dearly beloved.
I don't even remember a single German Raststatte *without* urinoirs.
Jesus did not piss against the wall, he sat down until his tiny little testicles hit the ground, whereupon he started rubbing his little cock thinking about Joseph, his stepfather. Sick stuff, but it's in the baaable.
What does this have to do with the Gospel? With Christ? With man's hopelessness without Christ? With God's glorious mercy he shows in saving the undeserving sinner? This guy is a heretical lunitic! This isn't Christ glorifying, it is ranting about worldly things and perverting the word of God. He always gets back to politics and the state of our country and government. Mr. Anderson is man-centered. Christians are God-centered. Fellow christians, pray for this man.
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In case you idiots didnt understand this sermon, it is about males acting like MEN instead of effeminized fags. This nation is in desperate need of some real men.
Dude, your giving yourself away. You will be happier if you just come out of the closet and suck some cock! If you don't deal with your self loathing as a closeted queer, you will always be angry and sadly you will probably end up having your congregation drinking kool aid.
Your also a Fuckin liar. I been to Germany and what you say is not true. I even seen a Greman man pissing on the side walk in Furth, Germany. I'm sure had anderson been there at that time he would have gotten aroused!
where is the "Faithful Word Baptist Church?" sounds like a place to be avoided. my dog pees standing up; i guess this fellow and my dog have something in common.
Just a little FYI: German men do not piss sitting down. As crazy as this man is, I assume he was visiting some sick cult while in Germany. If someone were to visit the US and say, "Oh I went to thistown in the US, and they all pissed sitting down." Then went back to Germany to say that ALL US people piss sitting down, that would be nuts! This guys mind is FLAWED.
glad to see so many who recognize this idiot for what it is. i have a friend in the air force who has been all throughout germany, and she told me that she has never seen any sign that prevents men from urinating while sitting. i'll bet this guy hallucinates frequently.
As funny as it is - and I reserve the right to be entertained. What right does this man have to insinuate the US President and NIV/NKJV editors "pee sitting down". This goal has an outrageous goal. Who does he think he is? (Not to mention, even if they do for arugment - making a angst sermon one's toilet etiquette is highly questionable). I am going to pee sitting down - just becuase I know the freedom I have in Christ.
"This is where this country is comming to" = CLASSIC! :)
This man has entertained by stomach somthing crazy. I have had uncontrollable laughter listening to this sermon. I am not bored with it yet. My favourite line "It's because the NIV editors pee sitting down".
However in one sense this man outrages me as conservative Christian. How this man assumes the place of teacher I will never know. He has no understanding of basic biblical hermeneutics, and no concept of sound exegesis. It's typical King James Onlyism.
As my duty as your brother in Christ I have to warn you that teachers of the world will be judged with greater strictness. (James3:1) And I am afraid that you have taken this scripture out of context. (2Timothy 2:15) I would encourage you to repent. Also If you look in the front of the 1611 KJV (the only acceptable bible to you) you will see a friendly little note from the translators expressing that it was there best attempt to translate the text and that much better translations would follow.
As my duty as your brother in Christ I have to warn you that teachers of the world will be judged with greater strictness. (James3:1) And I am afraid that you have taken this scripture out of context. (2Timothy 2:15) I would encourage you to repent. Also If you look in the front of the 1611 KJV (the only acceptble bible to you) you will see a friendly little note from the translators expressing that it was there best attempt to translate the text and that much better translations would follow.
Wow, I have to say, this makes me see christians in a whole new light. They believe that how you urinate has an effect on your worth in the world. I knew they were a bit nuts, but this just shows me the level of crazy that they are all really at.
Bro, this guy is a radical fundamentalist who really only has influence over his own church, not much more. I can't think of any well-known, Bible-believing / preaching pastor who would call what Pastor Anderson does good for the Christian message. Please don't base your views of Christianity on this laughable video. Go to several local churches and ask the pastors there to explain Christianity to you, but don't call us all crazy based on this guy.
I thought that a man would be considered a man, like women are considered women, based on the maturity and quality of their characters. I thought animals and children (and immature adults) who lack these qualities aren't fit to lead society forward. Apparently, I was wrong. It's based on how one disposes of fluid waste. Congratulations.
Pastor Anderson is a Blessing From God To America.This sermon is 100% correct.It is so refreshing to see a Pastor that preaches the Truth from the holy king james Bible for a change.
If this guy takes the Bible literally, like he claims, does he urinate in a toilet? Shouldn't he be pissing directly on a wall? I mean, that's what it says. Why doesn't he take the Bible literally? Does he even believe the Bible, or just use it to get his silly face on YouTube?
Okay I was in Germany for 3 Weeks and I traveled everywhere and I never saw one sign that said you cant go to the bathroom standing up. This guy is ridiculous.
And I believe Anderson if full of crap because there isnt a scripture found in the Bible which speaks of the preference of urination. But if you look at his webpage it makes a small point that "Pastor Anderson doesnt have any college degrees, but he has memorized his Bible." The question is, which Bible did he memorize??
I believe God has things planned or jobs planned for those who believe and listen to Him. I honestly do NOT believe God had preaching and teaching in His will for this guy based on the absolute randomness and absurdity of his "sermons." I get more spiritual emphasis teaching out of my 3 year old than the "Good Reverend Anderson". I wouldnt go quite so far to say he is controversial, I am just saying that you can probably hear a better sermon out of an old Speak and Spell toy from the 1980s
I believe in the things that this outrageous buffoon claims to believe: Jesus Christ and the King James Bible. But I regard this stripling (a good Bible word) as an affront to the name of Jesus Christ. He does not preach the gospel; he preaches his own prejudices and preferences. I cannot speak clinically, but as a layman, he strikes me as an egomaniac and very possibly a psychopath. I pray that Bible believers are not judged by this foolish boy: he is not one of ours.
.... German pee standing up like any other place in the world.
Matter of fact, at a lot of German festivals and big gatherings they have a Piss Through where hundreds of guys just piss in a slanted piece of sheet metal.
I don't get it. this freak is saying he believes in 'I will destroy him that pisseth against the wall' but he thinks all 'men' should piss against the wall? wtf?
what if he's taking a crap & needs to pee, does he hang on till his dump is done???
I understand what he means.. and it does coincide with bible in the fact that the new rulers that took over did not want any "real men" that followed another king alive. His sermon was not about particular verses in the bible, it was simply showing how males and everything is dumbed down to a weaker/ more "presentable" state. It does not mean be a jackass.. it refers to anyone who would stand up for their king and not follow the new king. A man "stands up" for what he believes in.
Boy let me tell you what a real man is! A real man has a clean haircut, has him a big ol cock that he uses to pee standing up, beats his woman to keep her in line, screams while preaching, brings home the bacon, and knows how to be arogant and stand up instead of that sissy humility junk! Whew boy it sure does feel good to be a man! Grrrr! Football! Red meat! Strong hands! Steven Anderson you are a joke...
That is a good reason why most Bible-believing pastors no longer use the KJV exclusively or at least explain the changes in language over the past several hundred years. KJV-only is cultish. By the way, I am also anti-Obama, but I prefer to deal with the issues in plain 21st century English--abortion, homosexuality, socialism rather than rely on some phrase in KJV English.
Some of my university buddies (Bible majors) talked about this pastor, and apparently he's never been to seminar or gotten a degree or anything. Additionally, his whole congregation is like 12 people. This is textbook misinterpretation of Scripture. Not to mention his dissing all the other Bible interpretations.
I have a confession to make in front of God and everyone on YT. I pissed sitting down today. Now, my misdeed is eating at my very core. If only I had listened to the sermon on pissing while standing up. I have violate my manhood and failed pastor anderson. Oh the shame I feel and the sadness in my heart. I pound my chest in anguish over this transgression. Still no relief. What ever shall I do. I know, next time I will stand up to piss. Ah, yes, that will restore my manhood! What a pisser!
Surely there is something better to preach about than pissing! So if a man pisses while sitting down, he's a sinner?
Okay, Mr. Legalistic Heretic Dude, I am sitting on the toilet. I have to defecate and while doing so I pee. Am I not a man? By your sermon, I am not. Thou doest teach about pissy things and not the things of God. Into the crapper with you. My God is not concerned with an isolated verse about pissing. My God is LOVE. Where is your love. Pissed it away, did you? Wow!
Dang it, I'm a Christian to the backbone, but this guy is crazy. Him being on YouTube is demeaning the Christian faith. I'll firmly stand up for what I believe in, but not all Christians are like this, people. :)
@Drewsius -- While I think you're correct about Anderson being crazy, he and many others like him are NOT what is demeaning for the Christian faith. It's the Christian faith that is demeaning to mankind!
It's the Christian faith, the nonsense in the Bible, and the backwards thinking that goes along with following mythology that is demeaning to the entire planet. And it is religion itself that has kept man from EVOLVING and moving forward.
hahahaha what the hell. this is just too bizarre. what a wacko.
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katkatkittyxluv12 2 months ago
Yup. This is a ol' red flag. Gay fetish fixation for sure.
robertemmet321 2 months ago
Wonder if he pisses against "a wall" or uses a toilet?? Cause if he uses a "toilet", then he's NOT a man according to his own words!!!! hahaha
mmessmer12 3 months ago
This is like Andy Kaufman reborn.
The ultimate troller.
roryphelan 3 months ago
what a tool - our society is so simple this man has been interviewed on CNN
rjpcambridge 3 months ago
When I climb out of bed in the morning and it is still dark and I'm bleary eyed I'm too lazy to aim or turn on the light. So I sit down then rather than spray the room.
pakenhamin 3 months ago
I can do PeePee standing up!
Antharmo 4 months ago
God was going to add an addendum.. aside from he whom hath to shit as well, in which case..eth its ok..eth.
Klaus1386 4 months ago
he immaturely desires shock value and "preaches" from a point of disdain and contempt to men, so it's no wonder why this passage jumps out at him when he reads the Word.
Ruddermanspeaks 4 months ago
hhhmm, wow i didn't reall]ize that any other type of translation of the bible other than the king james version takes out
"ANYTHING in the Bible that has any power to it.".
man, i don't even think i've even read an entire chapter from a king james version bible. it must not have any truth in it, because this pastor says it has no power. he's so right.
Wow, all these years of following Christ to realize i'm doing it wrong because i don't have the right translation of the Holy Bible. (sarcasm)
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Why would a so called straight man fantasize over other men pissing on or against a wall? Then talking about men sitting down pissing. What's wrong with people?
drjustincyr 4 months ago
@drjustincyr He has to fantasize about men. This short midget has a lot of pride seeping at the mouth with a hateful heart. Next time authorities say according to you, (this is according to you, which change your fourth amendment into a reasonable request. Again, you say the dogs may have smelled some order similar to some "drug" get out of your car.
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drjustincyr 4 months ago
How does he know how other men are pissing?
TheGalamoth 5 months ago
i pee sitting because im lazy as fuck... and atheist.
lunken86 5 months ago
He talks a lot about being a "real man". He sounds deeply insecure and afraid.
NymphetamineGirl777 5 months ago
i only masturbate standing up!
this guy probably looooooves pee pee porn
Svenasaur 5 months ago
Germans pee sitting down because their toilets are designed differently than us. And no one in America pisses against a wall unless they are piss drunk and are doing so in public. This guy is a tard.
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Aeschylus 5 months ago
Actually, it’s the Authorized Version what sissified everything. Pull out your KJV and compare with the *true* Bible, by Wycliffe:
2Kings 18.27: And Rabsaces answered and said, Whether my lord sent me to thy lord and to thee, that I should speak these words, and not rather to the men that sitten on the wall, that they eat their turds and drink her piss with you?
Aeschylus 5 months ago
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Aeschylus 5 months ago
Ezekiel 4.12 [yummy “Ezekiel Bread”]: And thou shalt eat it as barley bread baken under the ashes; and with a turd that goeth out of a man thou shalt hill [=cover] it before the eyen of hem [= them].
Ezekiel 4.15: And he said to me, Lo! I have gove to thee the dung of oxes for men’s turds; and thou shalt make thy bread with it.
Aeschylus 5 months ago
Zephaniah 1.17: And I shall trouble men, and they shulen walk as blind, for they han sinned agains the Lord; and the blood of hem shall be shed out as earth, and the bodies of hem shulen be as turds.
1Maccabees 2.62: And dread ye not of the words of a man sinner, for the glory of him is turd and worm.
Philippians 3.8: Ne’theless I guess all things to be pairment for the clear science of Jesu Christ my Lord, for whom I made all things pairment, and I deem as turds, that I win Christ.
Aeschylus 5 months ago
Tis guy is a retard
MrWinknod 5 months ago
What about when you are taking a crap, and a bit of pee comes out?
1990SuperGeek 5 months ago
I was potty trained by sitting down and peeing, and then I started to pee standing up. O damn!
1990SuperGeek 5 months ago
this man is sick and loves piss
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jcivanova 7 months ago
Hey I'm a women, and I can be spiritual now...check out the go-girl.com :)
jcivanova 7 months ago
This guy is on Crack!
perkinsatcamp 7 months ago
Apparently I've been a man since I was eight. I was even persecuted for it when my grandpa caught me and gave me a spanking.
bobdolesrevenge 8 months ago
This is the same guy who says that it's ok to sin since Jesus died for our sins. He's so right and yet Christians cant stand their own bible being used correctly.
GodKillerAtheist 8 months ago
If you pisseth against the wall I highly suggest you adjusteth thy aim
seanmorris 8 months ago 7
I hope he always pisses against the wall, even when he does #2.
But seriously, we have to be better about reading the Bible not for what we want, but what God wants. That verse was taken out of context and was not meant to be applied that way. It makes us Christians look bad. Then to say males like he does makes him sound like he hates homosexuals.
kenneth804 8 months ago
@kenneth804 What do you mean "like"?
DStecks 7 months ago
Wait wait wait... I thought he read, "I will destroy ... him that pisseth against the wall." Sooo, he is going to pee against the wall? Where's the logic?
IncredibleC9009 9 months ago
Men are sitting down to piss? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???
TsarIvanIV 9 months ago
Is he serious?
happyprecious 9 months ago
Its finally been confirmed. I AM a real man.
gayambassador 9 months ago
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Idiot. Stop reading the Bible and try to actually STUDY it. Then maybe you will understand that "him that pisseth against the wall" is a euphemism for all males. If you read according to the context, and not according to one or two verses at a time, as I know most of you "fundamentalists" like to do, you will have a better understanding of God's word.
bradpfan6747 10 months ago
BLASPHEMY
MyAvengingAngel 10 months ago
BLASPHEMY
MyAvengingAngel 10 months ago
BLASPHEMY
MyAvengingAngel 10 months ago
well i've been enlightened. he obviously has his priorities in order.
also, he should submit video evidence of his peeing habits--just so we don't have to take his word for it.
cmb593 10 months ago 4
Pastor Anderson is an absolute idiot. The only reason why I would 'like' this, is for it's comedic value.
cmcneely215 10 months ago 3
All the world is going to hell and this guy is worried about how we all pee before we get there. Since when did Christianity become about how to excrete bodily waste?
CenterOfTheFlame 10 months ago
This is why pastors are supposed to go to school before they get up there.
ajproductions96 10 months ago 2
"America's problem's is because the men piss sitting down" ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
aburocko 11 months ago 4
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
what can i say.
fufkwi 11 months ago
Sounds like German is still a Nazi country.
FreddyTheJumpingCat 11 months ago
God does also commandeth that ye shitteth against the wall. Those who don't will die in hell!
remulak56 11 months ago 2
man=male. Does he know this?
hlyleh 1 year ago 2
So Pastor Anderson's wife has been cowing him into sitting down rather than spraying all over the toilet and now he's venting his frustrations on his dearly beloved.
I don't even remember a single German Raststatte *without* urinoirs.
spogelse 1 year ago 2
Hahahahaha
I hope that the walls in this guy's house are yellow and reek. Gotta be true to the bible.
wmom 1 year ago
IMHO, if you want to 'pisseth' against a wall, feel free.
But YOU'RE cleaning it up.
PinkRangerVida 1 year ago
You have GOT to be kidding me. Oh. My.
shannymac99 1 year ago
Retard XD
RedlefB 1 year ago
Thumb it up, guys the genre's "comedy"
EnterSkitarii 1 year ago
Hmm, things must have changed in Germany since I was there last.
Maxdwolf 1 year ago
this guy is completely retarded.
He needs to die in a fire
Plausiblesarge 1 year ago 2
Seriously this man needs help. I think somebody "pisseth" on his brain.
quammski 1 year ago
Doesn't he have anything else to worry about?
TheSjoerd 1 year ago
Jesus did not piss against the wall, he sat down until his tiny little testicles hit the ground, whereupon he started rubbing his little cock thinking about Joseph, his stepfather. Sick stuff, but it's in the baaable.
kaifroland 1 year ago 2
This man is an idiot, whose thinking is as messy as the stains he leaves on bathroom walls.
Tigranis 1 year ago 4
See the hypocrisy: watch?v=75hMOGTDrC0
Administration12 1 year ago
What would this guy say about those who read the original greek? Do THEY pee standing up?
Router0062 1 year ago
What does this have to do with the Gospel? With Christ? With man's hopelessness without Christ? With God's glorious mercy he shows in saving the undeserving sinner? This guy is a heretical lunitic! This isn't Christ glorifying, it is ranting about worldly things and perverting the word of God. He always gets back to politics and the state of our country and government. Mr. Anderson is man-centered. Christians are God-centered. Fellow christians, pray for this man.
spellbiff 1 year ago
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In case you idiots didnt understand this sermon, it is about males acting like MEN instead of effeminized fags. This nation is in desperate need of some real men.
WorshipInTruth 1 year ago
@WorshipInTruth Actually, I think this guy is speaking about the authority of the King James Version over all the other ones.
Router0062 1 year ago
@Router0062 Ummmm, he briefly upholds the KJV over other versions but that is not really what this video is about.
WorshipInTruth 1 year ago
@WorshipInTruth And a "real" man is defined as what exactly?
CMRDIvan 1 year ago
@CMRDIvan A man who carries himself in a masculine manner.
WorshipInTruth 1 year ago
@WorshipInTruth And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
CMRDIvan 1 year ago
@CMRDIvan
Hmmm look up the word masculine in the dictionary. Seems like kids these days have a problem understanding the english language.
WorshipInTruth 1 year ago
What is this guy ranting about?
SkullOfYorick 1 year ago
@SkullOfYorick
He appears to have a fixation on male urination. I'd bet his PC has a large "Gay water-sports" folder.
halleyscomet 1 year ago 11
He should go preach this in Sweden and Germany.
bishop102 1 year ago
Hell, I won't even fart in bed anymore.
dbwindhorst 1 year ago
way to take a stand, Preacher Man!
MaximusRelaximus 1 year ago
Apparently, he is into water sports too!
chance2try 1 year ago
Dude, your giving yourself away. You will be happier if you just come out of the closet and suck some cock! If you don't deal with your self loathing as a closeted queer, you will always be angry and sadly you will probably end up having your congregation drinking kool aid.
Your also a Fuckin liar. I been to Germany and what you say is not true. I even seen a Greman man pissing on the side walk in Furth, Germany. I'm sure had anderson been there at that time he would have gotten aroused!
chance2try 1 year ago 2
This reminds me of my school.
FramedGraffiti 1 year ago
OMG this guy is so focussed on how people piss? this man is a pastor and has followers ?
IncognitoShhh 1 year ago
I sure would like to man him
silentfades 1 year ago
Ever since I heard this sermon I even crap standing up.
ChicagoJoe57 1 year ago 47
where is the "Faithful Word Baptist Church?" sounds like a place to be avoided. my dog pees standing up; i guess this fellow and my dog have something in common.
roaringwaterbay 1 year ago
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
EmerickHouse 1 year ago
Well, I'm glad he cleared that up for all of us...he will not pee sitting down on his next trip to Germany.
Next?
HollywoodHillsCookie 1 year ago
Just a little FYI: German men do not piss sitting down. As crazy as this man is, I assume he was visiting some sick cult while in Germany. If someone were to visit the US and say, "Oh I went to thistown in the US, and they all pissed sitting down." Then went back to Germany to say that ALL US people piss sitting down, that would be nuts! This guys mind is FLAWED.
kristinalee0104 1 year ago
@kristinalee0104 I heard Germany has lots of sitzpinklers!!!
bishop102 1 year ago
glad to see so many who recognize this idiot for what it is. i have a friend in the air force who has been all throughout germany, and she told me that she has never seen any sign that prevents men from urinating while sitting. i'll bet this guy hallucinates frequently.
toobfunnybunny 1 year ago
As funny as it is - and I reserve the right to be entertained. What right does this man have to insinuate the US President and NIV/NKJV editors "pee sitting down". This goal has an outrageous goal. Who does he think he is? (Not to mention, even if they do for arugment - making a angst sermon one's toilet etiquette is highly questionable). I am going to pee sitting down - just becuase I know the freedom I have in Christ.
"This is where this country is comming to" = CLASSIC! :)
dude1298able 1 year ago
This man has entertained by stomach somthing crazy. I have had uncontrollable laughter listening to this sermon. I am not bored with it yet. My favourite line "It's because the NIV editors pee sitting down".
However in one sense this man outrages me as conservative Christian. How this man assumes the place of teacher I will never know. He has no understanding of basic biblical hermeneutics, and no concept of sound exegesis. It's typical King James Onlyism.
dude1298able 1 year ago
As my duty as your brother in Christ I have to warn you that teachers of the world will be judged with greater strictness. (James3:1) And I am afraid that you have taken this scripture out of context. (2Timothy 2:15) I would encourage you to repent. Also If you look in the front of the 1611 KJV (the only acceptable bible to you) you will see a friendly little note from the translators expressing that it was there best attempt to translate the text and that much better translations would follow.
washdbyblood 1 year ago
As my duty as your brother in Christ I have to warn you that teachers of the world will be judged with greater strictness. (James3:1) And I am afraid that you have taken this scripture out of context. (2Timothy 2:15) I would encourage you to repent. Also If you look in the front of the 1611 KJV (the only acceptble bible to you) you will see a friendly little note from the translators expressing that it was there best attempt to translate the text and that much better translations would follow.
washdbyblood 1 year ago
Wow, I have to say, this makes me see christians in a whole new light. They believe that how you urinate has an effect on your worth in the world. I knew they were a bit nuts, but this just shows me the level of crazy that they are all really at.
darkercheese 1 year ago
@darkercheese
Bro, this guy is a radical fundamentalist who really only has influence over his own church, not much more. I can't think of any well-known, Bible-believing / preaching pastor who would call what Pastor Anderson does good for the Christian message. Please don't base your views of Christianity on this laughable video. Go to several local churches and ask the pastors there to explain Christianity to you, but don't call us all crazy based on this guy.
Drewsius 1 year ago
I thought that a man would be considered a man, like women are considered women, based on the maturity and quality of their characters. I thought animals and children (and immature adults) who lack these qualities aren't fit to lead society forward. Apparently, I was wrong. It's based on how one disposes of fluid waste. Congratulations.
EzraAD 1 year ago
you guys, I am so sorry about this guy.
gprec 1 year ago
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Pastor Anderson is a Blessing From God To America.This sermon is 100% correct.It is so refreshing to see a Pastor that preaches the Truth from the holy king james Bible for a change.
Vote Bible !
Tea Party !
Sarah Palin 2012 !
montsyblackmadonna 1 year ago
This guy is taking Scripture waaaayyyy out of context. Read your Bible in context, people!!!
righteousREDEEMER 1 year ago 2
@righteousREDEEMER this x100
jefequeso 1 year ago
Poor reasoning + 100% conviction that you're right = dangerous
reastnt 1 year ago 28
@reastnt Either your right or wrong. So its strong reasoning that you might be wrong in one way, but ? That makes no sense whatsoever.
godisgreat82ify 8 months ago
wow talk about missing the point on a bible verse lol.... he is a prime example of taking a verse out of context and making is fit his point of view.
fenderzone1200 1 year ago
This guy disgusts me.
EdwardNygma1 1 year ago
Why can't the camera pan out to see who actually listens to this garbage?
KANTstopGLOCK 1 year ago
@KANTstopGLOCK lol i think he;s preaching to nobody and just set the camera up to film himself
lukeben5 1 year ago
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Blitz98K 1 year ago
I have seen some crazy pastors in my life time, but this guy is on a whole new level of insanity.
TheMrDeist 1 year ago
I think he's trying to distract people from the obvious: He wears Depends incontinence products.
Btw, I heard this pisstor, oops, pastor being interviewed on the radio. He got beaten up by the cops and took them to court.
gondolacrescent5 1 year ago
I sit down when I pee I sit down when I pee
mudslag 1 year ago
Is this a joke? Does this guy actually have followers to listen to this garbage? or is he auditioning for last comic standing?
matrxmax 1 year ago
10 bucks says this guy pees sitting down>
flentrop2009 1 year ago
@flentrop2009 When no one is looking,,,.. LOL
matrxmax 1 year ago
If this guy takes the Bible literally, like he claims, does he urinate in a toilet? Shouldn't he be pissing directly on a wall? I mean, that's what it says. Why doesn't he take the Bible literally? Does he even believe the Bible, or just use it to get his silly face on YouTube?
grlsprep 1 year ago
this is an example of spiritual retardation. The Independent Baptist must be so proud of this idiot.
123itisfree 1 year ago
Okay I was in Germany for 3 Weeks and I traveled everywhere and I never saw one sign that said you cant go to the bathroom standing up. This guy is ridiculous.
ResolvedforHim 1 year ago
This man would do anything for attention!
HeresyHunter1711 1 year ago
And I believe Anderson if full of crap because there isnt a scripture found in the Bible which speaks of the preference of urination. But if you look at his webpage it makes a small point that "Pastor Anderson doesnt have any college degrees, but he has memorized his Bible." The question is, which Bible did he memorize??
bdwskywarn 1 year ago
I believe God has things planned or jobs planned for those who believe and listen to Him. I honestly do NOT believe God had preaching and teaching in His will for this guy based on the absolute randomness and absurdity of his "sermons." I get more spiritual emphasis teaching out of my 3 year old than the "Good Reverend Anderson". I wouldnt go quite so far to say he is controversial, I am just saying that you can probably hear a better sermon out of an old Speak and Spell toy from the 1980s
bdwskywarn 1 year ago
honest question,do preachers/pastors have real jobs or they live off the congregation?
kanek848 1 year ago
I believe in the things that this outrageous buffoon claims to believe: Jesus Christ and the King James Bible. But I regard this stripling (a good Bible word) as an affront to the name of Jesus Christ. He does not preach the gospel; he preaches his own prejudices and preferences. I cannot speak clinically, but as a layman, he strikes me as an egomaniac and very possibly a psychopath. I pray that Bible believers are not judged by this foolish boy: he is not one of ours.
EscambiaMcSween 1 year ago
.... German pee standing up like any other place in the world.
Matter of fact, at a lot of German festivals and big gatherings they have a Piss Through where hundreds of guys just piss in a slanted piece of sheet metal.
SirJarred 1 year ago
did anyone walk out??!!!!!!! OH MY!!
mattthehedgehog129 1 year ago
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Steven Anderson is like David Koresh, we dont need another David around here
redwhitebluefu 1 year ago
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redwhitebluefu 1 year ago
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redwhitebluefu 1 year ago
Wait... Genesis 5:5? Does he seriously think that the Hebrew Torah came with chapter and verse numbers? Major lol.
D3PyroGS 1 year ago
I saw his "I was tasered so I'm gonna' sue - feel sorry for me and send me money for a lawyer!" video. This makes me wish I could tase him myself...
miazagora 1 year ago
That is kind of Inapropriate for church, I think.
Daboy201987 1 year ago
"The editors of the NIV pee sitting down"! LOL!
I am a born again Christian and it is idiots like this give Christians a bad name....
Fainmaster 1 year ago
This is absolutely ridiculous! Preaching about such trivial things is totally stupid!
SKRACK101 1 year ago
I don't get it. this freak is saying he believes in 'I will destroy him that pisseth against the wall' but he thinks all 'men' should piss against the wall? wtf?
what if he's taking a crap & needs to pee, does he hang on till his dump is done???
jebus h...
brassmunkiee 1 year ago
wow
injen82 1 year ago
go fuck yourself and go to hell bich. i can't wait until they put your azz under the jail and u get fuck n the azz u gay bitch!!!!!!!!!!1
TeeBabs 1 year ago
God bless Pastor Steven Anderson,he is 100% correct.And all gays should be arrested not married.Impeach Obam the antichrist now !
Have a blessed and holy day !
montsyblackmadonna 1 year ago
Jack from LOST has sunk low, man.
hippocampuszosterae 1 year ago
Don't mock the words of the Lord!!! May you all find the error of your ways.....
.......not
UgotSNUKED 1 year ago
I wonder if he lets men pee on the wall of his house?
theheat151 1 year ago
This guy will do anything for attention.
HeresyHunter1711 1 year ago
I'm a man...and I just peed against a wall.
ADDICTEDTORADIOS 1 year ago
lol....hes a stand-up comedian...!!!
bashnom 1 year ago
Oh my, this is not for mixed company!!!!
Rwitcher08 1 year ago
This poor young man doesn't understand how to study the bible.
SenorZorrozzz 1 year ago
Christians are like this. Period.
Christians who actively believe in their myths are inherently unstable and insane.
Take them seriously--they have caused untold slaughter for nearly 2000 years.
lakersbruins 1 year ago
@lakersbruins
godless atheist Stalin was responsible for over 20 million deaths. What about Mao? You better open up a history book son.
HeresyHunter1711 1 year ago
@HeresyHunter1711
you better open your mind junior samples....if the christian shit around where your brain used to be hasn't hardened and sealed it shut
lakersbruins 1 year ago
@lakersbruins
So I guess you are not a fan of factual history, only revisionist garbage that fits your godless agenda. You have no credibility.
HeresyHunter1711 1 year ago
Nut Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Momkat1947 1 year ago
idiot pervert
zekeland 1 year ago
But doesn't God, in the voice of the prophet, say to destroy those who piss against the wall? Looks like your'e about to be smited Pastor Anderson!
paxviri 1 year ago
he is messed up
jessejmorris2nd 1 year ago
Stand up and whiz buddy!
freejumptraining 1 year ago
STOP PIZZING ON MY WALL YOU TEENAGERS
ryanb9 1 year ago
Steven L Anderson pees out of his mouth.
ticket88 1 year ago
hilarious! takes christianity to a whole new level of stupidity.
JackWont 1 year ago
I understand what he means.. and it does coincide with bible in the fact that the new rulers that took over did not want any "real men" that followed another king alive. His sermon was not about particular verses in the bible, it was simply showing how males and everything is dumbed down to a weaker/ more "presentable" state. It does not mean be a jackass.. it refers to anyone who would stand up for their king and not follow the new king. A man "stands up" for what he believes in.
hardwired13 1 year ago
Much to do about nothing!!!!
prwilli75 1 year ago
This guy should be on Conan!
TheVatmom 1 year ago
Boy let me tell you what a real man is! A real man has a clean haircut, has him a big ol cock that he uses to pee standing up, beats his woman to keep her in line, screams while preaching, brings home the bacon, and knows how to be arogant and stand up instead of that sissy humility junk! Whew boy it sure does feel good to be a man! Grrrr! Football! Red meat! Strong hands! Steven Anderson you are a joke...
TheBloodofJesusFlows 1 year ago
i love this u rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
haigo 1 year ago
That is a good reason why most Bible-believing pastors no longer use the KJV exclusively or at least explain the changes in language over the past several hundred years. KJV-only is cultish. By the way, I am also anti-Obama, but I prefer to deal with the issues in plain 21st century English--abortion, homosexuality, socialism rather than rely on some phrase in KJV English.
puddleglumm 1 year ago
This guy is a pissant.
GPAPoetics 1 year ago
Some of my university buddies (Bible majors) talked about this pastor, and apparently he's never been to seminar or gotten a degree or anything. Additionally, his whole congregation is like 12 people. This is textbook misinterpretation of Scripture. Not to mention his dissing all the other Bible interpretations.
Schwarzfogel 1 year ago
I can't believe this is not a joke or staged or something.... unbelievable.
Sahuagin 1 year ago 2
I use to know this guy in bible college and I saw him pee sitting down, FYI, his wife pees standing up.
ginger2699 1 year ago
@ginger2699 How funny, lol! That is a good one. :)
adamlvndtx27 1 year ago
I have a confession to make in front of God and everyone on YT. I pissed sitting down today. Now, my misdeed is eating at my very core. If only I had listened to the sermon on pissing while standing up. I have violate my manhood and failed pastor anderson. Oh the shame I feel and the sadness in my heart. I pound my chest in anguish over this transgression. Still no relief. What ever shall I do. I know, next time I will stand up to piss. Ah, yes, that will restore my manhood! What a pisser!
oceansfloormicah719 1 year ago
when did he start doing comedy? he is funny. i'm going to start using the word pisseth.
cjm608 1 year ago
Surely there is something better to preach about than pissing! So if a man pisses while sitting down, he's a sinner?
Okay, Mr. Legalistic Heretic Dude, I am sitting on the toilet. I have to defecate and while doing so I pee. Am I not a man? By your sermon, I am not. Thou doest teach about pissy things and not the things of God. Into the crapper with you. My God is not concerned with an isolated verse about pissing. My God is LOVE. Where is your love. Pissed it away, did you? Wow!
oceansfloormicah719 1 year ago 9
@oceansfloormicah719 lol epic win
jefequeso 1 year ago
@jefequeso Thanks. This guy is out there. Not sure where. Just out there!
oceansfloormicah719 1 year ago
Dang it, I'm a Christian to the backbone, but this guy is crazy. Him being on YouTube is demeaning the Christian faith. I'll firmly stand up for what I believe in, but not all Christians are like this, people. :)
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Blitz98K 1 year ago
@Drewsius -- While I think you're correct about Anderson being crazy, he and many others like him are NOT what is demeaning for the Christian faith. It's the Christian faith that is demeaning to mankind!
It's the Christian faith, the nonsense in the Bible, and the backwards thinking that goes along with following mythology that is demeaning to the entire planet. And it is religion itself that has kept man from EVOLVING and moving forward.
ColonPal 1 year ago
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Yoda says...
Soak your taint, you will, if pisseth whilst sitting down you must.
Ryoukoholic 1 year ago