A Joke for you

[DontHateOnMe903]

thumbs up if u touched ur ears

[juliatube8]

Thumbs up if u think 0:28 - 0:31 are the funniest seconds of the video! hahaha

[HayleyNerf95]

You are indeed my best friend on the internet

[FlyingPotatoes02]

.ahahahahahahah! rotating the universe :) quantum physics... (:

[saddvamp]

lol! your a really funny guy, you should have your own late night talk show.

[multisecondbanana]

i think they are sitting in a fishing boat

[MollyBrackett1234567]

@multisecondbanana are u sure?? he didnt really explain that part.. hahaahaha

[boredgirl701]

soooooooo.... a fishing boat?

[oelly1200]

i love you jokes..... well maybe not love ....... ok most of them SUCK!!!!!!

just kidding love you my little danny

[Emikat88]

"t

[MrMegaPumpster]

@Emikat88 "t?

[TheERadiation]

You're acually wearing a shirt! lol

[WesTheMes100]

@TheERadiation wired right

[squirrelduckponyant]

They were in a boat.

[tideray]

i loved all of those jokes

[lykranian]

Cut your hair please!

[MonkeyJazz75]

@lykranian Shut your mouth please!

[lykranian]

@MonkeyJazz75 What? I like danny with short hair. It's, like, my opinion, dude.

[MonkeyJazz75]

@lykranian Exactly! YOU like his hair short, he can have it any way he wants.

[lykranian]

@MonkeyJazz75 Hence the 'please.'

[56dexta]

grow a mo!!! :)

[freaghill94]

make experiments pls danny

[coutnerstrike1]

make more serbian vids its funny as hell xD

[Emiliewantsadietcoke]

Lol so Danny 1000 views per video isn't accountability? 

[Emiliewantsadietcoke]

Did you cut your hair? I like it :)

[TheEFmyster]

final fofainfom!

[TVBalkan]

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem Danny...

[elmidgeto100]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightglobe?

Fish.

[HannaEdelkamp]

I giggled a little...

[MrZipperfish]

the russian joke sounds like the russian guy off of armagedon

[aleksandarrudic]

Your jokes are too old.

[RzorGELL]

Feck off, I put my thumb up my ass at multiple occasions for Danny! HE IS JEBUS CAT.

[TheMagicGuild8]

0:53 Nyko from gta 4

[12345BTU]

Heres a joke-

I was in line queuing for the canteen today and the fat boy next to me said "Why is it taking so long?" I looked at him and said ' its because they are trying to fit your lower half through the door"

[vakar4k]

danyy love yaa bitch..

[RzorGELL]

I loaded 7 of his videos, at the start of all of them... his eyes popped out like MARSHMALLOWS! When he acts silly and does the funny voice his eyes pop up, look at his EYES. Jesus christ they come out like a BONER, except he gets it when he's silly not horny :3.

[AnThOnY705100]

His haircut looks like hitlers xD

[Lueeeh]

I  love this man.. :D

[TreePuncher16]

@gradualreport Why the hell are you wearing a shirt!!!??

[Nit996]

Who are the other 2?

[Allthatglitter467]

OMG. He is wearing a shirt.

[MapleConquer]

mama rasha (russia) LOL

[halfpiper420]

i lover your hair ^_^

[WUTprojects]

This was funny because of you.

[DaisyPatstonLove]

I subscribed to Ddiary09 long time ago, and almost cried when u missed a day. A DAY, DANNY!! :'O

[Michael7071000]

Niko Bellic voice

[littlekiller102]

can't touch me ears my ears are gone :(

[xDdody123]

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!?

[siemens451]

looks like your promotion went good with me:)

[dreamer1051]

@MrHockedude108 I agree he should do a video on panic attacks!!! XD lmao

[omnitrix2541]

pause at 0:29 lol!!!

[Chilliporridge]

o.O right as he said touch ur ear i was in the act of going to scratch my ear cause it was itchy XD

[devonlovesyoux3]

0:28-0:32 DYINGGGG.

[CountryDuck8fg]

if you love your lemon drops... THEN MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT LEMON DROPZ

[MrHockeydude108]

Danny! Do a video about panic attacks!

[greengummybear20]

i touched my ears and my mom looks at me like WTF?!?!?!?!?!

[belieberfreak101]

Wait whats ur other channel?

[hydroruster]

love danny? subsribe me and im happy XD

[MrLovesword]

Hey Danny, Can you do me a favor and do a show on How to fake a laugh??

I'm having trouble laughing at very bad jokes told to me everyday!! :p

[Jakespeed207]

Danny, while you were saying the Russian joke, i swear, you sounded so much like Niko Bellic from GTA IV. Who agrees?

[hydroruster]

@Jakespeed207 chea

[PoonSlurper]

That Russian joke was fucking hilarious.

[Cralineleader]

Danny, take off your shirt. I can't take you seriously while it's on.

[milica57]

Tell me Danny, why are we lemon drops to you??

[dogsrul1234543]

Danny looks like till linderman!

[2Cool4Math]

i go and vote for danny. but did you notice how whenever the new election starts, there it always that one 'web star' that already has 50,000 votes? i'm telling you, that whole web king thing is some kind of conspiracy...

[TheNemanja11]

You shuld make a joke in full serbian :D

[terga1]

You should do a show about why some people wear their pants on their knees

[TurtleAteMySock]

VOTE MY FELLOW LEMON DROPS!!!! WE ONLY HAVE 6 HOURS LEFT!!!!! GO!! GO!! GO!!

[nishtabre]

come on, ppl, we need those votes! 6 hrs 40 mins left!

[jiriya117]

im diggin the hair danny i wish i could get my hair like that

[revolpup]

I figured your jokes channel would be called gradualjokes.

Ohwell.

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

danny i just watched ur cow milking video

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HOLY JESUS MOTHER OF GOD OVER JOHN THE BAPTIST YOU ARE SOOOOOO SEXYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

make a vid on ur workout routine

that would make me happy

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[NYCBOII123]

i liked the one about the fishing boat

[wuzinism]

ps my name is Rory and make sure you say my name so my friends will be jealous when you make me a vid

[wuzinism]

tuesday is my birthday and i never miss one of ur vids. could u PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE! make me a birthday video!

[TheBrle]

Dragisa jebote bog u picku materinu pa ti si totalno zaboravio na ZASTOZATOKURAC kanal

Stvarno si picka jedna smrdljiva ..=DD..xDD

[cbotter113]

Hey Danny You should do a video on adolecent suicide, its a big deal and you have tons of viewers, good opportunity to make a difference.

[beauty101115]

@cbotter113 wow that's depressing! We should ignore that and it will just go away.....hopefully

[BENTECH3]

not happy with the hitler reference :(

[stefanandersonstefan]

@BENTECH3 stfu, if you dont like it, unsubscribe, dont be a whiney bitch. simples.

[LexLuvsBunni]

i like my danny with hair :)

[daftpumkins]

Im not sure if i'm annoyed or laughing

[chickasteki97]

Има ли уопште Срба овде? О.о

[anthony21266]

lol

[DavidMihaelovich]

Thumbs up if you actually touched your ears! :)

[ilikethefatmen]

i feel like I'm watching a pantene ad right now, what is going on with your hair

[MegaMad4Mongooses]

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? seven. two to screw in the lightbulb, and five to throw faeces at each other.

[foxnight88]

your hair looks good long ^.^

[glammmmmmmmosoarous]

QUESTION: Y DU SUPAH HEROZ THAT R SOOO "MANLY", WEAR TIGHTS???? IM JUS CURIOUSSSSSSS, ur the only supah hero dat i kno, dat doesnt wear tights, or a shirt most of the time!!

[caitlinlw13]

Or a pokemon video!_

[caitlinlw13]

Do a snooki video!

[sony13vaio]

I actually did touch my ear.

[jonasthegod]

do another cooking video :)

[veigajoh]

Love your hair! U Pichku Materninu ....seriously though, looks kinda good, just sayin' <3

[CookieStealer555]

youhr hair is silky smooth

[MrDens7]

Kurac make some new serbian lessons u pichku materninu

[mare011RS]

i touch my ears. nice hair

[AaaaghJOE]

I understand the quantum physicist joke (:

[SkinWaLker561]

danny, you can make video about superstition! i think its good idea! bye

[gabbyeatsbabies]

You should do how to be a hipster.

[spiffcorgi]

@gabbyeatsbabies That topic's too mainstream.

[fokamafoka]

just 1 and everyday?

[Youngblood1701]

The hair distracted me. Its not curly.....

[ConverseTomboyChick]

Danny, make a video of how to be retarded :)

[GeorgeMogos]

Oh man ! the second joke was so funny .Congrats

[taylorspn]

you sound like borat.....:D

[PicklePinecone]

Did anyone else think his hair looked weird?

[MegJ108]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS FUCKING ADORABBBLEEEEE<3

[princessritley]

You hair looks nice. :)

[christyjean1992]

Subsribed! :) you're too funny for your owwn good!! (& handsome! ;)

[Chany14]

What ever happened to sexgurusteve!

[CliffsOfDower]

A Fishing What?

[benjaminfan666]

you have sexy hair..

[Vegetaismybabydaddy]

I touched my ears danny.

[awoolgow]

Ill be honest i touched my ear

[ShanoganogAndEggnoog]

Hey! Look who got a haircut.. or did something funky with your hair xD

[milanthedalmatinac]

make a video how to be just like danny :)

[AngelTheTigress]

Danny is a nice person.

[shanayeaye]

danny please do a video on why guys cheat on girls. Thanks you delicious lemon drop:)

[Jamessc13]

@shanayeaye Y'know he made one about that not too long ago.

[nullins]

Took me a while to understand the Russian one.

[BreastsIsBest]

Thumbs if you touched your ears!

[namelesstaco123]

i love ur hair lke this! :D

[22suprstar22]

I love when he does those voice changes lmao

[ryandabeast22]

i like his russian accent

[amjPeace]

Do they make a lemondrop scented perfume? I really want to know.

[DarkDancer2345]

I touched my ear but nothing happened! D8

[jebach131]

i touched my ear Danny

[BieberLover196]

I FOLLOWED HIM ON TWITTER!

[dinimitisback]

not your joke fag

[edw798]

How many characters from Dragon Ball Z does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes him 5 episodes.

[Alexvlastaras]

@edw798 old

[SweetLovelyBunny]

im russian and i find this unfunny and unoffensive

[msflawsXD1]

keep clicking 1:24



[lancelot2007bg]

don't ever do that again :D

[SeksoGaming]

Hahahahahaha i love you Danny



[lwebb725]

I already subscribed to Ddiary09.

[harrypotterfreak4321]

keep pressing 0:10

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=kRdlbs--RhA

[marcgunner195]

thumbs up if you touched your ears :)

[Crazy0Strawberry]

Danny why did you wear a shirt today

[SheaLa17]

I touched my ears!

[kaityKATASTROPHE13]

Danny, i love your hair. I also love dis jokes :D

[shreymantu]

nice plan



[megazerk]

hitler hairstyle!!!

[Olala182]

dani you look hot with this hairstyle mwaaahhh

[MrVelja98]

thumbs up for serbian lessons!!!!

[clauddiaaTMBxO0x]

i touched my ears...

[MLGBloodRaven]

lol

good jokes

[MsRainbowiee2315]

where's Alex? D:

[bosnianman3]

fuck you deny 

[ThaAndroidJunkie]

The other channel is not very funny

[Thinnestmeteor]

I'm sorry danny, but they weren't quantum physicist, they were GENERAL RELATIVIST physicist :(

[avril4ewa]

great accent! =)

[SScomedian]

my ear was itchy when he asked i kinda have to now

[XXlol1000]

e uradi nesto na srpskom.....MOLIM TE!!!

[jafalafa12]

im offensive and i find this russian

[EnergizinG18]

@jafalafa12 oh, wait...

[PukingPanda]

Haha lol a guy wayyyy below me spelt something wrong and it changes the whole sentence xD

[xXatomic2009Xx]

I am not going to vote for danny on KOTW

[nino9doce]

Are you Stephen Colbert's illegitimate son, or is he your twin separated at birth?

[pandasawesome]

AWESOME, YOU ARE

[nino9doce]

You truly are my best friend on the Internet,

[plutoniiumSteph]

Danny I love your hair today :D

[screamoguy93]

Lemon drop parade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LIGHTZsv]

I suscribed :O

[IamRetnuh]

Danny, make a video why astronauts won't visit mars yet.

[moinkzzz]

hey man, remember the king of web where the creatures were in it too with you, because you were running too i found you so thank you to the creatures =D

[shinichileez]

Anyone notice there's two weird bumps at Danny's shit collar?

[asdf8926]

you have a different channel? why did you not tell me sooner!?!?