@Daikenhunter So i guess 99% of the video on Youtube were in fact filmed by bizarre alien artifacts and not camera. What will happen the day you will realize that the CCTV camera all over town can ear you BUT can also talk back? your head will explode.
@jonharson its a security camera in an office supply room with a copier. The picture quality it extremely crisp. Take a look at footage of bank robberies in this country then compare the 2 videos. As far as the 99% of YT videos, get your fucking facts straight before throwing out baseless statistics. Thanks for playing, drive home safley.
jus like this "You see a boss, there was a small insect on the copier thing and there was nothing around to kill it my hands were full at the time so u knw i jus got my oants off tried to sit on it and then i accidentally pressed the start button to copy and then the glass broke" (-.-)
@The000URBANSHADOW I got here the same way...sort of...I started at watching youtube video about internet error 500 easter egg on youtube. After that I got to the oldest person video, then about people who went to heaven or hell and came back, soon it leaded me to Nasa and the Earth. Then time travel video and soon some random crap, and finaly...here...LETS DO IT AGAIN!
FAT:oh the machine, look a fat guy like me get in, he was nude and we sit down and broke the machine, he was so similar to me that i see myself and my butt there and i feel it hurts alot!
BOSS: oh ok -puting meme face and go flying-
FAT:YES ULTIMATE CHALLENGE READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waking up, sit down in the broke machine saying:i can explicate it!
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
lolz, apparently friend of mine (copier repair guy in london) says that 75% of broken printers are caused by fat-asses trying to copy their backsides!
Oh my gosh... i am so sorry
jellybabesmae 10 hours ago
Uh.. would you like a copy of my butt?
- Beavis and Butthead.
TumblrLamborghini 16 hours ago
Copiers aren't meant to support that much weight.
mindyourowndamnself 1 day ago
I would gone out like that lol
Trx450rallday 1 day ago
Preston Lacy before jackass?
AHPDevouIR 1 day ago
fake, cameras don't have microphones
Daikenhunter 1 day ago
@Daikenhunter So i guess 99% of the video on Youtube were in fact filmed by bizarre alien artifacts and not camera. What will happen the day you will realize that the CCTV camera all over town can ear you BUT can also talk back? your head will explode.
jonharson 1 day ago
@jonharson its a security camera in an office supply room with a copier. The picture quality it extremely crisp. Take a look at footage of bank robberies in this country then compare the 2 videos. As far as the 99% of YT videos, get your fucking facts straight before throwing out baseless statistics. Thanks for playing, drive home safley.
Daikenhunter 17 hours ago
@jonharson you must be in england.
teamEP789 15 hours ago
lol
Tom64o 1 day ago
He just got pwnd by the printer.
LyssaBoo406940 2 days ago
Bevis And Butthead taught me this is a bad thing to do.
TheSploosh 3 days ago
if the fat-ass weighed less, would not have happened.
evilunixuser1 3 days ago
ahh, what REALLY happens when you to try do this in real life.
Anahsat 5 days ago
I would say it wasn't me on the video, it was Preston from Jack Ass.
likethemapplez 5 days ago
Jajajajajaja......jahajaja fuckjjajayoujajajaja
7aldebaram 5 days ago
LAMO i died haha
fartmaker121 6 days ago
Damn!! i wanna watch the rest of the video LOL! does he ever get out? :D
Xaces001X 6 days ago
I don't want to see the other side of this video
highskyeagle 6 days ago
he sharded his ass lol.
superdrykidrobot 1 week ago
jus like this "You see a boss, there was a small insect on the copier thing and there was nothing around to kill it my hands were full at the time so u knw i jus got my oants off tried to sit on it and then i accidentally pressed the start button to copy and then the glass broke" (-.-)
MrBECKHAM2014 1 week ago
@MrBECKHAM2014 nmot funny
CricketSoc 5 days ago
thumbs up if you gave a like!!
bayar3a 1 week ago
funny
switzewoo 1 week ago
Dammitt PETER!!!!!
Theconeheadboi 1 week ago
thank god I only weigh 110
MrSnappyy 1 week ago
he's stupid
EmanWard 1 week ago
He would've gotten away with it except the skidmark on the glass gave him away.
Bassanio1 1 week ago
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does he hurt?
etherive 1 week ago
does he hurt?
etherive 1 week ago
one guy one jar spin-off
TheDoct0rsIn 1 week ago
That's too bad but theres always Mcdonalds to cheer you up.
TheFighter4500 1 week ago
I'm guessing there was a crack on the glass.
MrPlatypuss 1 week ago 33
To fat...Haha
700ts 1 week ago
Fucking hilarious. I knew something like that would happen, I was getting worried there I thought this video was only him Photocopying his arse
grant24678 1 week ago
Funny
awile999 1 week ago
will you just look at it?
xDuXx 1 week ago
FUNNY!!!!!
diabeto100 2 weeks ago
butthead:hey beavis you know what'll be cool........ you go copy your but
beavis: oh yeah yeah yeah cool
TheDarkIcyrevenge 2 weeks ago
American
aaronzack14 2 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha
iGoDZoFLuiGii 2 weeks ago
your to fat
danny77u33 2 weeks ago
1 guy 1 copier
thabomb73 2 weeks ago
I would like to watch another 30 min of this vid.
thxa 2 weeks ago 21
LMFAOOOOO I JUST DIED LIKE 5 times
JoeLazar1 2 weeks ago
He deserves every bit of it for being a dumbass.
gravekeeper101 2 weeks ago 2
This on beavis and butthead...
ReMixXOG 2 weeks ago
I got here by randomly clicking through time travel videos :3
The000URBANSHADOW 2 weeks ago
@The000URBANSHADOW I got here the same way...sort of...I started at watching youtube video about internet error 500 easter egg on youtube. After that I got to the oldest person video, then about people who went to heaven or hell and came back, soon it leaded me to Nasa and the Earth. Then time travel video and soon some random crap, and finaly...here...LETS DO IT AGAIN!
realgocool1 2 weeks ago
that was my printer you ASS!
ExtraTerrestrials 2 weeks ago
he shit in it?
guns478 2 weeks ago
ouch.
YoungMoney835 2 weeks ago
looks pretty real
rodrighter 2 weeks ago
ahhahgbahahahahahhagagagaahhahgbahahahahahhagagagagaghahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahahaahhahgbahahahahahhagagagagaghahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahahaahhahgbahahahahahhagagagagaghahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahahaahhahgbahahahahahhagagagagaghahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahahagaghahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahaha
MrMetallicafan123456 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SatelliteSamOnline
wtf....???? i started watching videos with toyota supra turbo.... how i get here??
XRHSTOSSKYDRA 2 weeks ago 2
if he wr to slice his balls he wadnt haf a kide
MrDuduchu 2 weeks ago
OHHHH at least it's not any worse than, one guy one jar........
I can't imagine how that guy call in sick the next day, or why his in the hospital.
boss.......I accidentally a jar.......?
kaoruhonjou 2 weeks ago
Fail
kingraptorlaw 3 weeks ago
Did this really happen?
misstique08 3 weeks ago
aa hahaha
PITTA212 3 weeks ago
he wanted to do it
his boss is going to sound like benson from regular show
lilhuey317 3 weeks ago
Worker: I was trying to copy my ass!
Boss: why?
Worker: to see what it looks like
EmanWard 3 weeks ago
The Boss: YOU'RE FIRED!
NICK54222 3 weeks ago
thats just to funny what a dumbass
TheYakuza808 3 weeks ago 2
He should of known it was going to break with his fluffy self on there lol
lilrockc213 3 weeks ago
lol i did this in my aunts law firm
miked1997 3 weeks ago
Tha's... nice...
munchkinbrooke 3 weeks ago
try to explain him? it IS the boss!
laubfroeschin 3 weeks ago
@131diogo
And a toshie made of rubber and a brain made of shit make a perfect JACKASS
rossthekartingboss 3 weeks ago
lol beavis and butthead just had a episode about this very thing.
opisex 4 weeks ago
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phillies4100 4 weeks ago
Balls made of steel !!!!!!!!!
131diogo 4 weeks ago
Hahahaha idiot
ohheydee 1 month ago
i hope he has insurance!
goofygoober989 1 month ago
1 guy 1 cop machine..
champinsoccer9 1 month ago
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adwwghoost 1 month ago
haha^^
EineFrauEinWort 1 month ago
switch to porn, its easier to explain
MonkeyKing249 1 month ago
GLass in his ass Glass in his ass Glass in his ass
LordOfYahoo 1 month ago
Now the boss has ass blood all over his printer.
driftability 1 month ago
lolwut
BlazingJaze 1 month ago
Fuck all these comments are stupid.
Get a life pricks
YourOnlineHacker 1 month ago
i know how to explaining that:
BOSS: what are u doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAT:im just making my job!
BOSS:i mean, WTF! HAPPEN WITH THE COPY MACHINE!
FAT:oh the machine, look a fat guy like me get in, he was nude and we sit down and broke the machine, he was so similar to me that i see myself and my butt there and i feel it hurts alot!
BOSS: oh ok -puting meme face and go flying-
FAT:YES ULTIMATE CHALLENGE READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waking up, sit down in the broke machine saying:i can explicate it!
pipexelmejor 1 month ago
@pipexelmejor Huh?
VirgoTiger092286 1 month ago
lol funny :D
Mplirs 1 month ago
XD
lmfao
dumbass
bannanaphone26 1 month ago
His fat ass got served well!
stone412 1 month ago
lol this happened to beavis
chrismsl 1 month ago
Eso le pasa por gordito :p
qckarajo04 1 month ago
OMG!!
mturner81 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I don't Know how the fuck did I end up here but it cracked me up!
creoloko 1 month ago
HEY FATTY THATS NOT THE TOILET YOU FAT FUCK...
jimbojunior1000 1 month ago
Its like Beavis & Butthead in real life!!
kolar2010 1 month ago
printer:WHAT THE FU..*printer break*
wawa6003 1 month ago
lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dumbass
jaelinc2616 1 month ago
You know he's got a small dick if it can cut glass.
skittletube 1 month ago
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skittletube 1 month ago
Heak with the boss, try explaining that to the doctor.
skittletube 1 month ago
Don't copy my butt... Don't copy my butt...
jeffh3962 1 month ago 64
@jeffh3962 You know what would be cool? If you copied your butt!
underpathunderpath 4 weeks ago
He probably sliced his balls up with that broken glass, lmao.
MrWati25 1 month ago 66
@MrWati25 lmao i bet he did . smh
casperrx3 1 month ago
I usually like to to leave whitty and sarcastic comments, but this shit is just funny, no two ways about it
ILikeMarmiteALot 1 month ago
Please I'm sure we all wanted to scan our own ass at some point lol
19keekee92 1 month ago
thats gonna leave a mark
721rem 1 month ago
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Carbon657 1 month ago
lol beavis n butthead...
MrDikfitzwell69 1 month ago
Wowwww.
nalathecutie13 1 month ago
This is the boss.
gashil 1 month ago
of course it is fake why would anyone want to photocopy their ass all they have to do is look in the mirror if they want to see their ass
lfc4lfe2009 1 month ago
Saw this in beavis and butthead lmfao
ilovemytek 1 month ago
If Only He Watched That Beavis And Butthead Episode He Would Of Known...
MrTriggerFingerMagoo 1 month ago
Bevis and Butthead HAHA
IIADENII 1 month ago
i knew he was going to break it!
waterfireist 1 month ago
ahahahahahahahah sei proprio un coglione
eliab86 1 month ago
I want this to be real so badly...
PaizooFishykun198 1 month ago
whats up with all the people thinking secutiry cam dont have sounds....
WELCOME IN 2011 mothafuckazzz, they DO have sounds now!! idiot
yvorius 1 month ago
ouch
Alciaeda 1 month ago
I would haves told my boss I had to shit really bad
NachoBag123 1 month ago
hurt on the job. Thousands of dollars to remove glass from his ass.
thestonemaster81 1 month ago
No he would have like FUCK!
TheOgreguy 1 month ago
fake on so many levels!
piizzaefichi 2 months ago
Sh*t, im stuck in the weird part of youtube again =_=;
To think, i originally started with the sims 3 videos....
AlaynaRayne 2 months ago
@AlaynaRayne i feel ya, im trying so hard to escape it . its like the twilight zone, wondering how i got here from dubstep videos
joshthompson202 1 month ago
who wants to print their own backside out?
kaiserpuppylove 2 months ago
i did this in high school
09jareds 2 months ago
that happened to me in real life I was only meant to be cleaning the printer lol
MrTobiasmarcus 2 months ago
**crack** awhhhhhhh
vvllo 2 months ago
This man is going to get stitches on his ass.
zooyork429 2 months ago
whahahahahah stupiddddd hahahahah
TheThugweed 2 months ago
well you explain it like "well my wife wanted a picture of my butt in the newspaper..." lol!!!
xxxsamanthaxxx101 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAH
bouli123 2 months ago
lmao
KlairaBlueOctober277 2 months ago
Lol!
iEatYoPants 2 months ago
This is Hilarious! (:
PaniinguarM 2 months ago
on the job vasectomy
Iesoustwist 2 months ago
Cmon who hasn't taken a crap on a copier at work. I swear if I don't do this at least once a week then... wait, maybe I've said to much.
davekn74 2 months ago
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An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
peopledick 2 months ago
Haha I don't care if it's fake it's still really funny
renee12345able 2 months ago
faty
THEMINDMASTER99 2 months ago
He wanted to see his dick for the first time in 7 years
giminiguy987 2 months ago 44
fake
and
gay
bregolingo 2 months ago
Explanation: Wanted to go inside the interwebs. Scanned ass in first so I wouldn't break my neck. Broke the internet.
Mr1BILLYBILLYBILLY 2 months ago
shattered glass +ass=so much blood
spike85563 2 months ago 2
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Ahahahahahahahahaha!
idiotonabike 2 months ago
He's got shattered glass in his ass and all he says is ow??
RafiwashereUS 2 months ago
Fake! Its from a commercial! The plot is stupid things people have done.... unlike taking out "x" brand insurance!
firstmonopolopolis 2 months ago
lmao
firekilller13 2 months ago
I was like.. damn man he doesn't know his boss is going to fire him because of the camera... then CRASH! I couldn't stop laughing lol
IrishFlogger 2 months ago
lol how is that workmans comp claim going to look.
TheJimmyray25 2 months ago
I knew he'd break it!!! && it was still funny!
Delaneyrocks 2 months ago
Is that Horatio Sanz?
KillerOsprey 3 months ago
i bet the screen said nope to much paper on the copier
maryannalfaro 3 months ago
That is why the copier says that you have to be less than 180 lbs before printing your own butt.
Okoicha90 3 months ago
one man one copier
katkal3 3 months ago
security cameras do record sound :S i install them
weebutters1 3 months ago 7
omg
spaceranger131 3 months ago
LMFAO\
Jessizh 3 months ago
what the ?????????????????????????????
MegaBowhunter76 3 months ago
BOSS "hey lardo get off the copier "
GUY "fuck no"
BOSS "ur gonna break the copier lardo"
GUY " fuck you . . . oooh shit my ass
99savage1 3 months ago
this could be fake because security cameras don't record sound.
shnooblog 3 months ago 134
@shnooblog some might
g700x7 2 months ago
@shnooblog they do actually depending wich one.
MrTheOax 2 months ago
@shnooblog they have some with mics built in and others that hook up to the system
donovanr6 2 months ago
@shnooblog fuck it would be funny if i knew for sure it was real but you might be right although there are some that record sound
DiErVoNmAnE 2 months ago
@shnooblog Some do - It differs from country to state whether or not it is legal to record sound.
TenaciousBastard 2 months ago
@shnooblog some do now days
lemonfilms214 2 months ago
@shnooblog You must have a pretty crappy setup, all of mine record sound, full color and full 1080p.
bigrandom77777 1 month ago
@bigrandom77777 GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY
TehHumblePie 1 month ago
@shnooblog some do
TXs14 1 month ago
@shnooblog Maybe some do
AngstArtsiticAwesome 1 month ago
@shnooblog I really did scan my ex girlfriend butt!
zataflex 1 month ago
@shnooblog some places they could not all cams are the same :-P
ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO 1 month ago
some do. depending on the make and model
tomfreddie96 1 month ago
@shnooblog some actualy do
beautifulcarissa09 1 month ago
Ow...Ow...Oh...Ah...
What, is he in pain? Or sexually pleased?
RyokoHastumo 3 months ago 4
lol
paranormaalutrecht 3 months ago
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mezoo7eya 3 months ago
it wasent funny till he fell lol
hellookittyxoxo 3 months ago 2
lolz, apparently friend of mine (copier repair guy in london) says that 75% of broken printers are caused by fat-asses trying to copy their backsides!
tilflegion 3 months ago
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What is the big deal with americans coping there ass?
MrDrakir 3 months ago
*ALIENS*
KillstealingPrick 3 months ago
cmon fatty ! cmon fatty ! get ur self out fatty .. cmon fatty !
DrunkStickman 3 months ago
lol what a fat fuck XD
spacefacefreak2 3 months ago