Family Guy - Black Jesus (hungarian)

[Csontos69]

63 embernek beleszartak a fülébe

[magicjermaine98]

xD in hungarian it's even funnier!

lol nonebo somar!

black jesus!

[NitroG1479]

Na ne bas-szamár!

[DoraTheHardRider]

Azt hittem Lady GaGa paródia... XD Lady GaGa BTW ALBUM-BLACK JESUS

[qqwwqw009]

ide már csak a rasszista napraforgó hiányzot

[spinemelter2000]

I'm very curious about how the play-on-words translates. "I rode in here on yo mama's ass" might not make sense unless there's a Hungarian word that means both buttocks and donkey.

[HyperSoraSky]

@spinemelter2000 i cant stop laughing XD

[unbornanddeathless]

@spinemelter2000 no there isn't such word, but the translation is pretty good, nonetheless. unfortunately it's almost impossible to translate, but i will try anyway :D so what he says in hungarian is basically: "i came here by donkey...don't fuck around with me!" the pun is: SZAMÁR (donkey) háton érkeztem ebbe a városba... na ne basszamár! (the last part of the last word in the sentence is similar to donkey. again the whole thing is like: i rode a donkey to get here, don't fuck with me/no shit!

[Csontos69]

blák dzsizássz xd

[IinferusS]

ME GUSTA

[Benedictus21]

Nagyon jó a szinkron!

[8usmcsoldier8]

nigger



[Multiroester]

everything is funnier in hungarian :D

[Puglous]

Would this joke work at all in Hungary?

[kadaspeter92]

@Puglous Na ne basSZA MÁR

translate: oh, fuck! :D

Szamár=donkey

so-so work :)

[xX66BuLLeTZz1]

am i the only english person here?..

[BloodStevei]

58 ember gyalogolt.

[gskillyproductions]

Angol verzio viccesebb.

[vorel1337]

@gskillyproductions Of course it is, if you dont understand this, but believe me, I understand both english and hungarian, and hungarian is funnier

[heyimnotflapjack]

they say black jesus in english and when he talks he talks differently

[13csepe]

58 ember nem is jutott el a városba NA NE BASSZA MÁR!!!

[PvPOcsiMenta]

56 embert megbaszott a SZAMÁR

[blacknickeltenorsax]

I now nkow how to say "yo mamma's ass" in hungarian

[kubu1518]

@blacknickeltenorsax It's not same sentenece

[BnceHD]

A fekete Jézus nem Tupac volt? :DD

[DarthNihilus1]

no mebo somal lolwut

[banszor000]

@DarthNihilus1

Na ne bassza már*

[youngfeky]

Eeeezezzezz...:'')))))

[SickSchizophrenic]

I have to say....he actually sounds extremely manly speaking in Hungarian. I think Imma learn it....

[tejporcod4]

akik túl hülyék: SZAMÁRháton érkeztem a városba. na nebasSZAMÁR

[bodrob80]

De laza ez a Jézus... Mindjárt szétesik. xD

[zarbon18]

a black jesus speaking hungarian. okaay... o.o

[vkvkvk1219]

no demo soman

[assassian0601]

@vkvkvk1219 more like ne basz szamár but nice try and it means dont fuck a donkey or something like that

[dawed94]

The funy thing is that people think that he says the same as in the english version but its not true! [[[[ Your mamas ass! = Az anyád segge! ]]]

[Kaoro17]

NO MEBO SOBA! >:D

[szabolcspecamester]

@Kaoro17 Na nebasszamár:)

[Keyx9]

I'm from Mars and this is funneeh

[Murgyula112]

na nembasszamár xd

[juumdd]

LOL 

[KillEmAllHUN]

Im hungarian and this is funny

[The208368]

im canadian and this is funny

[PaulieTheDude]

I think the most accurate comment here would be : yandelevasa gudenvi srtavenka! (according to dirty hungarian phrasebook)

[vaderdani]

@PaulieTheDude dirty phrasebook? umad?

[88pie88]

no-mebo Sobarr!

[TheJagman1972]

A legkomolyabb beszólás a sorozatból...:)))

[csiszi16]

Annyit szakadok rajta:D :D :D :D :D

[bigm336]

Jesus was black anyway... He's from the middle east...

[Scionwoods]

@bigm336

He was a Jew and last time I checked Jews are not black but it don't really matter what color he was.

[bigm336]

@Scionwoods Jesus was the prophet for Christianity, Christianity developed in Jerusalem which is now known as Iraq, which is in the middle east. GO TO

[Gaben291]

Nyomjatok 5-öst. Jézus arca XD

[immehgen]

oooh hungarian sounds lovely :D

[TheRealGeriBoss]

@immehgen I'm glad you like it :)

[moederdag]

@blackmetal631 yeah... but im just so mad of people copying comments for something stupid thumbs up or a hate message

[SnakeSedrick1]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



[MrJango997]

@MrAngler00 we don't say it as here. it's just a funny translation what i can't say in english :D

[MrAngler00]

I rode into town on an ass... yo momma's ass.

[Gaben291]

Hát ez kurva nagy xD

[thatcrazybastard1]

im 12 and what is this?

[moederdag]

@thatcrazybastard1 what fuck do u mean ur 12 and what is this? are u 12 or retarded

[thatcrazybastard1]

@moederdag buddy relax...its a reference to an old joke obviously you dont get it. lol

[moederdag]

@thatcrazybastard1 nope

[thatcrazybastard1]

@moederdag lol

[bator222]

Bassz-szamár XDDDDD sírtam

[gayforlife2020]

It sounds lovely in Hungarian. But I heard the (American) English version: kellemetlen.

[abrazo7991]

wooooooooooooooow... i understoood only "black jesus" from all this

[Csontos69]

blákk dzsizássz !

[bellion028]

can some1 translate this?

[adamhun994]

@bellion028 "I rode into town on an ass. Yo mama's ASS!"

[fedrosspy]

i am human and this is funny

[Motokoification]

Zseniális fordítás!:D

[REXcor777]

The hungarian joke is way better than the american one.

[EDWARDCR]

@REXcor777 So what does the joke says?

[argotibi36]

Megnéztem az angol verziót, ott a poén egy szóviccen alapul. Amit magyarul nem lehetne értelmezni. Azt mondja: "I rode into town on an ass. Yo mama's ASS!" ass=szamár/picsa. Tehát teljesen jó, hogy szamárháton érkeztem a városba. De mivel magyarul semmi értelme nem lenne ha benyögné, hogy "Anyád PICSÁJÁN!" Ezért itt át van írva, hogy nekünk is vicces legyen. Sok ilyen van persze attól függetlenül sztem kurvajó a FG szinkronja! :D

[BoMoed]

@argotibi36 Ugyan ez igaz a magyar nyelvre is. Nem egy olyan szójáték/szófordulat van benne amit más nyelvre nem nagyon lehet lefordítani.:D

[tormanorbi]

@argotibi36 csak azért beléptem h thumbs upoljalak :D



[thestickysoldiers]

@argotibi36 correction. Ass means donkey(szamar) or Butt(fenek). Pussy is picsa

[vbotond9]

@argotibi36 'Ass' az segget jelent és nem picsát.

[argotibi36]

@vbotond9 És most okosabbnak érzed magad, hogy ezt visszajelzed nekem egy több mint 2 hónapja írt kommentembe? Meg egyébként is nem tök mindegy, hogy segg vagy picsa? Az ilyen kommentektől mint a tiéd néha legszivesebben megbökném magam a nokedliszaggatóval.

[pancsy95]

@vbotond9

viszont magyarul nem azt mondjuk, hogy anyád seggét, hanem anyád picsáját:D szabad fordítás

[vbotond9]

@pancsy95 Nem az a lényege. A viccet nem lehet lefordítani de ezt senki ne írja hogy: ass=picsa mert az helytelen. He direktbe vicc nélkül akarom lefordítani hogy "I rode into town on an ass. Yo mama's ass" akkor azt mondom hogy -»"Szamárháton érkeztem a városba, az anyád seggén." Semmi köze a picsájához.

[98DIDIKE]

sZAMÁR HÁTON ÉRKEZTEM A VÁROSBA ...... NA NE BASSZA MÁR :DDDDD

[Davidt963]

a legnagyobb ahogy mondja: blekk dzsízász! XDXD

[Predy102]

Ettől most a keresztények dobnak egy hátast...

Szerintem még a mennyekben is röhögnek egy jót!

Különben minek teremtették volna meg a viccet és humort?

[NSBM74]

NiggaJew:D

[tehGCINA]

does the joke even make sense in hungarian? im asking because english is such a non-logical laugauge so i doubt it works with anything else :/

[KaMiCiIfIcAtIoN]

@tehGCINA Yes, but its translated differently to make it "work".

[MrBalatonlelle]

nemtom nekem a magyar jobban tetszik a hangsúly és a direktség miatt, az angol olyan lassúnak és nyúzottnak tűnik nekem

[BagiGeeMc]

a family guy általában magyarul poénosabb mint angolul jobbak a poénok... de lehet azéé mer magyarul értem csak...

[Marcos6010Vinicius]

/watch?v=q5yKug0-iHA

[ThibautVDP]

i did SO not understand that, but i thumbed up cause of the "BLACK JESUS"

[XxSmexiiBunnahxX]

He looks like Bob Marley #LOL #WTF

[GULLY2DIWURL]

@MyEpicScopez NOOO I WONDER IF UR ON STEROIDS 2 GET A BIGGER DICK MOST L;IKELY

[lacimenethill]

SZAMÁR háton érkeztem a városba,

na ne basSZAMÁR.

[SamuelWats0n]

did he say osama at 0:05

[caberwacky]

Awesome.

[rangsit2008]

OH YEA THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND I'M WHITE

[soopakilla14]

i just found out how to say yo mamas ass in hungarian :D

[C3RB3RUS001]

@soopakilla14 actually, that's 'anyád picsája', but that would've ruined the pun. :D

[MUSIKISLIVET]

@soopakilla14 tell us, i'll see if you're right :D

[SAndrushS]

@soopakilla14 he did not say yo mama`s ass.

that joke is lost in translation.

he said : SZAMARhaton erkeztem a varosba, na ne basSZAMAR.

yo mama`s ass in hungarian is something like :

anyad picsaja, anyad valaga

good luck using it.

[Dilergore]

@soopakilla14 its not translated correctly so... :D its completely changed in hungarian so there is no mama or ass in the hungarian version... :D

[LooxeY]

@soopakilla14 actually, that's not what he said.

[GaragyVlad]

@soopakilla14 In the Hungarian version,he said "Don't fuck it"

[Cooper991]

@soopakilla14 actually, you didn't..

the most accurate english translation would be "Don't fuck with me".. or smth like that. The english version is much cooler

[takuya473]

@soopakilla14 well, it's not really mean the same :D

[TheRealGeriBoss]

@soopakilla14 Hey. This is not an accurate translation so don't use "na ne bassza már" as a translation of "yo mamas as". It means a totally different thing.

[FreeHouseStore]

@soopakilla14 he actually says "no shit" in hungarian :p

[PSI497]

/watch?v=NyX1pg4dOiA

[SweatEagle]

@TheJevIT right on!

[stellaago]

nincsen 0:08 :D

[lio543]

that's even funnier in Hungarian!!!!!!!!!

[Methecookie3456]

Hahahahahahhah

[gfdriver]

ics eremugy van masjob telhop

[GaragyVlad]

@gfdriver wtf

[Ancsee0013]

na ne ba-szamár xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[nagyattilamiklos]

téll hol a 8. másodperc?

[lordcosmic1]

i don't even know what he just said and i still laughed....

[KurtsTwinSister]

@lordcosmic1 Oh know what he said because I remember this episode. It was: "I rode here on an ass, your momma's ass"

[djneverlose]

5-öst!! xD

[wowolay]

00:08

[Blaziuska13]

Miért nincs 8. másodperc? :(:(:(

[DontTicWithTheTac]

im english and this is funny

[tnorbi97]

@HZSOLTI9 lol:D poen:D

[Salm0nDJ]

Sokkal jobb mint az eredeti : :D amúgy familiguyban (ésmég jópár filmben/sorozatban) van egy rakás poén ami magyarban sokkalj obb

[Doppelganger96]

XD Tényleg nincs 8.mp XD

[Lapdol]

hunagrians are hardcore racist

[Blaziuska13]

Tényleg, hol a 8. mp ? :D

[RICYD18]

Ahahahahah xD This is funnier than the american one xD

[dandarf97]

@thedevo01 rohadtul de..

[lolyhuny]

nah nebaszszamár xd



[jorjacboy]

OMG1 eVERY1S hUNGARIAN AAAHHHH!

[TheWaRnInG99]

Jézus csúnyán bészél?xDDD

[JeBoyTissaProduction]

HA! i dont get it .

[TheLulubelieber]

ehhez nem kell humorérzék, vannak olyan dolgok, amikkel annyira nem illik viccelni...

[TheLulubelieber]

ehhez nem lkell humorérzék...vannak lya dolgok amikkel nem jó viccelni

[TheSpector99]

hol van a 8. másodperc?

[MrLorther]

Na ne bassza már!

[gandalfpeti]

nemértem :(

[Bendi05]

amikor először láttam azt hittem megfulladok a röhögéstől xD

[MuzikIzMyLif3]

Is it funny in Hungarian as it is in English..??

[Tomi0728]

@MuzikIzMyLif3

funnier :D

[rosz22]

de beteg XD

[rosz22]

de kurva beteg XD

[zolee2100]

Na nebaszamár :D

[Drunkendunker]

The voice just isn't the same...

[acwright1998]

They shouldn't use jesus' name in such vain

[Rendoogcela]

I would just like to apologize to Hungarians and other cultures about the ignorance of most Englishmen, not all Englishmen are bad

[Smertyin092]

@Rendoogcela

Thank you, apology is accepted. Actually there was no need for that. There are dumbasses in every nation. You aren't responsible for them.

[TheLulubelieber]

fazsság az egész family guy



[boticsek11]

@TheLulubelieber 1. A Family Guy sorozat nem "fazsság".

2. A fazsságot úgy kell írni, hogy faszság.

[BreakingchNL]

@TheLulubelieber csak humorerzek kell hozza

[ez1accunt]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[x0kateeelynnn0x]

thumbs up if other languages scare you

[BTBattlefronTV]

Press 6, and you'll hear, "Bad." (funky bassline)

[azotjakter09]

i can speak hungarina qwdfsqfqtg asgahassdasfg q rastgawds dfdtgdga sf jfc tj c bsv rfgsgtrhdfbshg!co za asy!!

[Lyube123]

@azotjakter09 , idiot english.

Why you hate the other nations? you aren't better than us.

Your lenguage is a piece of shit, for example, and I'd want wipe my ass with the english dictionary.

And in your comment what is this word: hungarina? Probably hungarian? I don't know, you are the big english speaking fuckin' genius.

[azotjakter09]

@Lyube123 who the fuck cares !

[tejesdobozfi]

@azotjakter09

i can speak english but you dosnt speak "hungarina" ....this is inteligence man ..inteligence :D

[ritusify]

@azotjakter09

Hungarina???:DD U are an idiot:)) If I were you I would blame your school system that you can't speak any languages...shame on you:) oh and by the way fuck you!:))))LOL

[azotjakter09]

@ritusify hungarina thats just an typing error my keyboard was fucked up u just got a new one !AND YES fuck my school system it sucks !oh and by the way fuck you too !!:D !!HUNGARINA!!!!

[RatingZone1]

@azotjakter09 Co za asy is polish you stupid prick. yea you insult the hungarian language when you cant even spell hungarian. you ignorant shit!

[GaragyVlad]

@azotjakter09 fuck you

[RuneScapeIjasz97]

14 embert megbaszott egy szamár.:D