a few weeks ago i was swimming and 10 were flyin around me so i dived underwater for 20 seconds, got up, they bit da back of my neck and my head i felt like shit, passed out, and i was woke up by them buzzing around my ear so i got up and took my shotgun and shot a army of them! then i took out my lazer and zapped their stupid ass with a lead pipe ready to go! i took it and killed em all but 1 it weighed 238 pounds and i took a nuke and blew its ass up
my mum got bitten a couple of weeks ago and she was shivering and felt like shit but i found it hilarious cause it looked like a love bite and she had to cover it up
just been bitten by a horsefly for the second time. first time i spent a week in hospital because the bite was infected. going back into hospital again because my leg looks like a sausage!
yea they do hurt always getting attact by them ive been bit 3 times in one day i was told antihistamine would help reduce the swelling but it dont might work for some but not for me but if thers a another way to help please help me thanks
2 of these suckers got in my house 2 day i spent like 45 mins trying to kill one before it got me. i smashed while it was on the blinds and when i went to pick up the shoe that i used another one came out of no were. i then spent about 25 mins trying to kill that one. i finally got it. then 2 top all of it off i had 2 clean up the serious amount of guts from smashing them.
i went up north in wisconsin wit my cousins and we where swimming in the lake and they are SO annoying it hurts like a bitch when they bite but i never got swelling like that everytime 1 was on us we went under the water :P
its also bullshit because you have bites on both legs, but swelling in one? reactions like that happen on as a whole my friend, why do you have fluid on your foot though?
the swelling part is a fake statement unless ur allergic to the lubrication that these type of insects use on there proboscis, other then that its proven, been bitten by horse fly's an dreaded sand fly's, you must be allergic my friend, but its not a true statement to show they give you that type of swelling because that is not common :)
I hate them fers. I went camping last week and this one fin horse fly would chaase my ass literally. I wanted to run and dive into the lake where i was camping. I dont mind bugs but when it comes to them bastards im trucking to the nearest source or water... Quote the bitch did follow me it was a night mare it keept hunting me down... DAMN Stalkers
I was on here looking at insect bites to see wich one bit me, and started laughing my head off when i saw those legs because its exactly what mine both look like just now. It is so painfull to walk man, so much water in my leg i can feel it moving when i walk.
it's not that painful, it's more annoying. My legs swelled up so much i couldn't walk and my skin felt very tight and inflated. But it was not very painful. Very Itchy, annoying, couldn't walk, slightly painful.
yep, it's maybe a little bit less intense than a bee sting, but it still hurts very much. We had a lot of them in Maine when I was growing up, I got bit more than once.
fucking asshole nicked me on the top of the head today as I was going out for a smoke.
ZOMGAGUY 7 months ago
Buy a Horse Guard Wasp to payback the flie who did that.
ruchittenme 7 months ago
This happened four years ago now. I can update and say that the affected area of the bite only stopped hurting properly about 6 months ago.
The wound healed perfectly after about 6 months and the swelling stopped after 4 weeks.
But the bite area was more sensitive to touch for a long time after the bite. Up until 6 months ago i'd say....
blazzerm 11 months ago
it gave u cankles?
JdmPo0Kie 1 year ago 2
nice feet dude
saltemann 1 year ago
One flew into my eye when I was running
TheChocorooms 1 year ago
Damn, looks like my mother-in-laws foot.
gamecollect101 1 year ago
a few weeks ago i was swimming and 10 were flyin around me so i dived underwater for 20 seconds, got up, they bit da back of my neck and my head i felt like shit, passed out, and i was woke up by them buzzing around my ear so i got up and took my shotgun and shot a army of them! then i took out my lazer and zapped their stupid ass with a lead pipe ready to go! i took it and killed em all but 1 it weighed 238 pounds and i took a nuke and blew its ass up
Xyinc 1 year ago
wipe them of the planet
fireboy1500 1 year ago
Hybomitra! Hybomitra!
ookkonaaoulusta 1 year ago
I got bit by one. Left a tic tac toe board pattern and hurt like hell.
archmagi14794 1 year ago
my mum got bitten a couple of weeks ago and she was shivering and felt like shit but i found it hilarious cause it looked like a love bite and she had to cover it up
darkprotekta 1 year ago
Today, horseflies bited me over 20 times. And now Im scratching my skin off!
Piparkakkumauste 1 year ago
just been bitten by a horsefly for the second time. first time i spent a week in hospital because the bite was infected. going back into hospital again because my leg looks like a sausage!
lewismclinton 1 year ago
yea they do hurt always getting attact by them ive been bit 3 times in one day i was told antihistamine would help reduce the swelling but it dont might work for some but not for me but if thers a another way to help please help me thanks
canealan81 1 year ago
2 of these suckers got in my house 2 day i spent like 45 mins trying to kill one before it got me. i smashed while it was on the blinds and when i went to pick up the shoe that i used another one came out of no were. i then spent about 25 mins trying to kill that one. i finally got it. then 2 top all of it off i had 2 clean up the serious amount of guts from smashing them.
footba11fan41ife 1 year ago
i got bite by one 3 days from now and its very itchy.is there going to be any other effect thats going to happen after this
vapanthers37 1 year ago
thats a deer fly.... a horse fly is a fly the size of your thumb and black.......... and u wouldnt have legs if they bit you....
bbnnkk1 1 year ago
Na dude horseflies hurt i always run into one at the beach
BoldBeast 1 year ago
i went up north in wisconsin wit my cousins and we where swimming in the lake and they are SO annoying it hurts like a bitch when they bite but i never got swelling like that everytime 1 was on us we went under the water :P
sportsgirl4444 1 year ago
its also bullshit because you have bites on both legs, but swelling in one? reactions like that happen on as a whole my friend, why do you have fluid on your foot though?
MrEntomology 2 years ago
depends how well they bite u
AlienFirefox 2 years ago
the swelling part is a fake statement unless ur allergic to the lubrication that these type of insects use on there proboscis, other then that its proven, been bitten by horse fly's an dreaded sand fly's, you must be allergic my friend, but its not a true statement to show they give you that type of swelling because that is not common :)
MrEntomology 2 years ago
You know what's more worse then horseflies? Deer flies!
Noraschool9 2 years ago
i got bit right now it looks like a pimple would it get swelled soon and shit?
xIIMaFiAIIx 2 years ago
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Joklor33 2 years ago
I hate them fers. I went camping last week and this one fin horse fly would chaase my ass literally. I wanted to run and dive into the lake where i was camping. I dont mind bugs but when it comes to them bastards im trucking to the nearest source or water... Quote the bitch did follow me it was a night mare it keept hunting me down... DAMN Stalkers
Joklor33 2 years ago
hilarious!
people4people 2 years ago
how swollen r ure FEET!
KraaZex 2 years ago
is your left foot swollen from the bite? i have been bit hundreds of times in my life but i have never had my foot swell up
Kward107 3 years ago
ummmm, i think he's just fat...
spartanpooper 2 years ago
fat foot
KbApimp007 3 years ago
r horse flies posionous?
lenagomezfan123 3 years ago 6
no
they just hurt like a bitch
1992jamo 3 years ago 10
@1992jamo especially when youve got your hand out the window at 55 mph and one splatters on your hand....
MTAHawkboy 8 months ago
do horse flies hurt wen u get bit???? im not sure
anbublackop312 3 years ago 4
ooo yeah it hurts dude, They bite i piece of your flesh out
pyro2393 3 years ago 3
ive never got bit but a baby 1 was makin my dog yelp like crazy
bmxracer91 2 years ago
i popped mine, then my skin healed soon after
EpicTechnology 3 years ago 2
I was on here looking at insect bites to see wich one bit me, and started laughing my head off when i saw those legs because its exactly what mine both look like just now. It is so painfull to walk man, so much water in my leg i can feel it moving when i walk.
gymlord 3 years ago 2
hahaha!!
twasbrillig33 3 years ago
Yay for evil horseflies! ;( They're the most annoying f**Ers ever. Got bitten by one... The bite stings and itches after a while.
Pwnz0rz12222 3 years ago 2
what a hilarious intro and ending, lol
yeupy 3 years ago
it's not that painful, it's more annoying. My legs swelled up so much i couldn't walk and my skin felt very tight and inflated. But it was not very painful. Very Itchy, annoying, couldn't walk, slightly painful.
blazzerm 3 years ago
I have one on my toe and I can't walk haha it hurts so bad
katrinavw 3 years ago
is it really that painful to get bit by one; honest question
ELFREAKENMIKE 3 years ago
yes lol
rachgaffin 3 years ago
yep, it's maybe a little bit less intense than a bee sting, but it still hurts very much. We had a lot of them in Maine when I was growing up, I got bit more than once.
albionangel 3 years ago
damn horse flies
aquateam777 3 years ago
I cant go in my pool without getting attacked :(
mako316 3 years ago
dude same happened to me i just got bit
kman337 3 years ago
I've seen a horse as big as my thumb...
AlbertnBilly 3 years ago
ugh i'll take mosquitoes over these any day
at least bug spray gets them away
if i just want to walk around my pond they start swarming around me
blackroseinmyheart 3 years ago
Horse flys are a bitch! >:(
AmeliaNguyen 3 years ago
I have these all over my legs right now. UGHH! I hate them!
wreckofthedaylove 3 years ago
I hate horse flies.
Tekkenfreek234 3 years ago
hey what is this song called
mjndblain 4 years ago
ALl the small things - Blink182
jackblacklee 4 years ago 2
i got bit on the neck by one years ago ...... my neck swelled and made it hard to breath.
KursedKitty 5 years ago