F*ck the Earth Day

[Pringlesandrice]

for people who don't get it, this is a sarcastic video

[Pringlesandrice]

LOL pour oil on a duck

[sodapop554]

I wana piss on a duck!!!

[bungaarumdalu]

As a joke, it's not even funny. Is he an alien or what. Without earth, where is he gonna live?

[chloerocks1999]

@bungaarumdalu Mars... DUH

[Wran84]

Me thinks the joke in this video went over some people's heads.

[TRYER25]

Fuck Al Gore people. Umm not literally.

[eriksic]

eat fuckin rocks!

[liquidxblades]

Fuck all the mathematicians

[salemgenisis]

i think he ment to say smoke rocks

[1simplysub]

BAHAHAHAHA



[Trevor31415926535]

learn to swim and eat fucking rocks people!

[radioguy491]

379 people need to make earth their bitch

[chazkm]

Fuck the metric system!!!

[kioxlxoik]

HA.

HAHAHAHA.

HAHHAHAAHHAHA.

Love this, I do.

[mykasu85]

wtf is dat...lol

[Addidipage216]

"Fuck the Earth!" Hahaha

[ChandlerForrestHD]

"Learn to swim people and eat fucking rocks people"

[haveyouseencrazy]

Imagine what Jack English would say to Bieber. Can hear/see it now.

[somebodyindahouse]

0:56

thats how us asians fish :D

[succclollipop]

@somebodyindahouse Do you not watch Whale Wars? Yeah, they harpoon mothafuckahz. They play hardball.

[JustSally62]

Your metn to the earth

[loinmin]

@JustSally62 ur right hes mein to the world we live in

[pissgore]

pooooooooooooooooooooop chuuuuuuuuuuuuute

[DylanFordOHYAH]

dumbass

[xKluuzx]

YES HAPPY FUCK THE EARTH DAY!

[PulpFictionFTW88]

Happy Fuck The Earth Day!

[snakerivercycles]

he forgot to mention Ira Einhorn, you know, the guy who founded earth day, and composted his girlfriend in a closet.

[grisflyt]

@snakerivercycles You must have compost for brains. The Unicorn Killer has nothing to do with the Earth Day.

[glenndough79]

It's also snow blower maintenance day. Gasoline can evaporate creating a film inside of carburetors which can affect performance. This is best prevented by starting your snow blower and letting it run out of gas. My hands still smell like exhaust.

[xKluuzx]

For the past 2 years..everytime I think of Earth Day, I think of this.

[DeloBrown]

happy earthday!!!!! im gonna pour oil on ducks and eat rocks!

[eazyevan1]

Learn to swim and eat fucking rocks people, Fuck the Earth day!! LMAO

[RadicalJeb]

Anti-earth day! Because recycling is gay and having a gas guzzling V8 is awesome.

[Davidsynth]

im seriosuly celebrating this... srry

[jackisnowouttabed]

this is fucking stupid. and whats more stupid is people might actually do this.

[tosndos]

"Make Earth our Bitch!"

[WookieSchnitzeler]

the oil companys r so corrupt, and make soooo many BILLIONS every year.

and the banks and people that control the money have us so beat down.

I would B more than happy 2 have a f**k the earth day. lets blow this bitch up!

[THECRAAZYGUNNER]

swim and eat rocks

happy fuck the earth day

[tenseman08]

"like a true patriotic American..I blindly follow what my wise elected leaders tell me" - hahhahah ..

[jackrenglish]

GREAT...................JE

[slushfilmz]

that was hilarious but i had to dislike cuz i luv the earth...

[jackrenglish]

GREAT.........JE

[O1dsk001]

da old is mad fnny

[tcsdef]

this is gay

and that old fuck is a jackass

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@tcsdef Its a joke dumbass!

[flootisboy65]

358 people are the earth's bitches.

[PulpFictionFTW88]

fucking ads...

[lvl100smith]

" Learn to swim and eat Fuckin Rocks people

[Daniel112908]

"Make Earth Our Bitch"

LOL!!

[pandymoose]

"Swim.... and eat rocks"

[richeyfilms]

*flooding cities*

[xSincerelyKcx]

This guy's my new hero <3

[infinitymc08]

Wow, really great.. :-( If there are some more stupid people then our children and also their children will have a wonderful life.. :-(

And, i also can not understand such jokes...

[dude51fifty]

"if the globe was so warm why was it so cold this winter"!!!haha dis fuu is da shit!

[ninjabob17]

i wanna make the earth my bitch haha

[empwiina]

A perfect example of the stupidity and stupidity of human beings, especially the Americans :) I can only hope that this was made for the humour.

[Ruttomieli]

*By Ruttomieli ;) Sry, my friend's nick

[ametryn]

@empwiina Idiot, not all Americans are like that. This is OBVIOUSLY a joke.

[gazeemyth]

I agree, we do need to slap mother earth around a bit, and make her our bitch. it sounds like the only solution that makes any sense!

[nad2244]

SAVE OUR PLANET!

[SinAfflicton]

wow someone needs to calm down = nlpai. its a joke and if you cant take a joke then you shouldnt have watched this...dumb ppl like you need to swallow poison

[keilxkey2255]

@nlpai Wow, someone's all bark and no bite.

[xSincerelyKcx]

@nlpai You're a dumb ass>_>

[jeremy915111]

@nlpai stfu hippie

[ametryn]

@nlpai Lol obvious troll is obvious. Also, that entire paragraph just made you a low-life as well. Congrats.

[ukijhu97]

This should really be. And all other days of the year should be earth day. Peace

[wrissgoma]

new hero!!

[abahawas]

pour oil on a duck?

[Tabroxfcc]

This is so sarcastic. I love it.

'Global warming is just a theory, like evolution, or the metric system.'

[you2be321]

@Tabroxfcc it really is just a theory though

[ploxz]

This man is my hero 

[baturose]

swim, and eat rocks motherfuckers!

[makky123]

every day is pretty much fuck the earth day...

[FMSheriProductions]

@makky123 --so true, so true-

[airsoftguy85rocks]

336 people who watch Break are hippies - Fuck the earth LOL

[DylanzRekonz]

Make earth our bitch.

[ps7109]

Swim, and eat rocks.....Happy Fuck The Earth Day everyone.

[NathansBackwoods]

Jack English for president

[akaTheWave]

"Pour Oil On A Duck"

[Skiddymushroom]

@akaTheWave How ironic right?

[SirKoofsalot]

Jack English for president

[ChooChooTrain190]

WHY ISNT THIS MAN PRISIDENT!!!!

[ColoradoRanger]

hey I know this is liberal satire of conservatives, but I still love it. 

[deadkitn]

Agreed eat fucking rocks ppl lol!!

[bvjorge]

my pines hurts for all that earth fucking

[Rillymonray]

lol at 1:00

[RkoWrestlingfan228]

I love this guys videos!!

[dwreck517]

LMFAO!!

[LeGiiTWillie]

Funny thing is, the oil spill happened the day before this was uploaded. I guess BP was with you.

[Alurtoll]

Swim, and eat rocks

[jackrenglish]

IT'S A SPOOF , SILLY......

[sparkleponiesrock123]

LOL Best day ever!!

[NewyAlien]

When i saw the titel i was like "A Guy fucking a hohle in the Ground........I have to see this!"

[BrokenRsVids]

Eat rocks, Lol. Grandad missed his pension money?

[MrSchwach]

Pour some oil on a duck lol

[VeryFineCrapVideos]

I think that oil spill made earth our bitch.

[protestedhero10]

English makes a lot of valid points.

[ElectricalNoises]

If we're eating rocks its gonna be kinda hard to swim but other than that ace plan!

[zlogi]

i would say stupid brain washed old man...hihi ..eating stones hahaha obviously global worming followers dont know what to do to hide their stupid lies aboutl man made global waming so they make stupid movies like this one...die die die you fucking assholes

[rgmztxy]

@zlogi It's satire, dumbass.

[lasrios11]

hahaha now dat was funny ..

i do believe in global warming though..

[decafcoffee2353]

omg... wow you guys are so oblivious. this video is meant as a joke, half of the "facts" are sarcasm humor that he doesn't mean for real. -.-

[burra007]

funny old man XD

[fockya]

Im goin to make earth ma bitch!!!

[Purp1eMonkey]

i just stuck my 9 inch dick in to the earths soil

[WaterCow12]

@Purp1eMonkey Your doing it wrong.

[xxxxfatcatxxxx]

H.F.T.E.D

[ObeyTheLeft]

I LOVE Earth Day! We celebrate our Mother, the fragility of life, and shame American industry into submitting to our agenda of greater government control, higher taxes, and globalism!

Turn off your lights at sunset on Earth Day! Feel the peer pressure....I mean feel the love for Gaia!

Or face fines and prison!

[rocksteadyjones]

Pour oil on a duck! Class :o)

[decafcoffee2353]

This isnt funny in the least btw... have any of u idiots heard of the exxon valdeze!?!? or the giant area of garbage in the ocean tht is twice the size of texas!?!? NOT FUNNY

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

@decafcoffee2353 Have you read the purdue study on genetically modified fish causing extinction of their species in several generations if released into the wild? Have you read the studies on gmo pollen ripping up the intestines of bees causing colony collapse? Have you read the studies about the gene in a soil bacteria used in corn combines with your stomach dna causing your stomach bacteria to produce pesticides that the soil bacteria produced?....

[causeidontgivafuck]

@decafcoffee2353 I disagree, its hilarious. Exxon was comedy and the garbage patch just keeps getting funnier every time i think about it. now if you'll excuse me i have some tires to burn. HAPPY BELATED FUCK THE EARTH DAY!!!! XD

[decafcoffee2353]

@all u ppl who r taking this video seriously... it was meant as a joke!!! Half of it was sarcasm.  global warming is real, go look up the facts and dont listen to what idiot politicians who went to law school and not environment skools say. Stop being so blind and face it... We have 3 main feuls (coal oil and natural gas) tht will run out in about 200 yrs... Then wat do we do? We realize that ppl like algore are geniuses! And we start using renewable resources!

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

@decafcoffee2353 Hate to ruin your ideology of al gore, but he is another scam artist that is a hypocrite. You need to do some more research into the cap and trade system and also more important matters about the enviroment than global warming. Oil production peaked in 2005. IEA and unviersities in the opec countries are starting to come out with reports of lies about the reserves. GMO is the greatest threat that is happening NOW, but you go off into fantasy hysteria about global warming.

[SeanScythe]

@decafcoffee2353

"algore" and "geniuses" should never be used in the same sentence.

[zlogi]

@SeanScythe :) hi is a geniuses ...hi lies like a gypsy

[needlerbug]

Happy Fuck The Earth Day!!!!!!!!! Im Gonna Get Drunk Cause Its Fuck The Earth Day!!!

[Jpollerbear]

Make earth or bitch

[kmarie28]

it must be cool to say fuck...wow

[virtusmagna]

Gaia fucks niggers!

[cobraman96]

I changed my oil in my car and gave it back to the earth...thats my contribution...Dumped it back where it came from! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking ha!

[89skc89]

he's fucking cool! i wished Discovery channel would broadcast this

[virtusmagna]

Gaia's a fat whore!

[xxxbads33dxxx]

lmfao!

[13dhex]

HAPPY FUCK THE EARTH DAY!!!!

[Baxxter101]

FUCKING WIIIIN!!!!

[Italianlad69]

LOL, great video. They can play all the sad ass music they want, show the cutest sea lion they want and show the nastiest land fill they want. Doesn't change a thing, you wanna clean up after yourselves then DO IT. Acting like a filthy moron, then turning around and worshipping the Earth as if it were a God is idiotic, but that's what I'd expect from liberal greentards.

[n9athan]

The funny part is al gore was almost an elected leader and after became a hippy yet flys in a private jet that gives off more carbon emissions then driving a lifted hummer h1 with a twin turbo and no catalytic converters LOL stupid hypocrites make me laugh

[iAmAnonymousTom]

Earth Day is bullshit. It's just an excuse for the retards that believe in global warming just because Al Gore says so, to get their rocks off on their Liberal Agenda. Come the fuck on.

[radioheadyorke]

What you say is very true, except for the Mexico's sky part. Ive been to many places in the world, but never saw a sky like in Mexico, you are probably referring to Mexico city, but in fact the whole thing about Mexico's pollution, is just a myth north americans like to spread, really Mexico has the most beautiful landscapes, I dare you, go to Oaxaca and look at the sky, i promise you'll never experience something like that. But yeah it's slowly going to an end, so its time to start caring.

[ExtremistVideos]

@radioheadyorke You do realize that this was just for comedy... right?

[agoogilyshnog]

Even as satire this is deceitful and detracts and distracts from a source of pollution and murder of the planet that all individual humans could not possibly hope to match: corporations

[Soneclipseredvblue]

@agoogilyshnog Planet will survive. People will not.

[KairuHakubi]

Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because shes losing? Well I say, hard cheese.

[simponsucks201]

the earth is fine, the people are fucked

[veinybrainy]

without the world we wouldnt be there here th earth is our home we should take care of our home....even through i dont ride a prius im gettin the chevy volt first electric car that looks like a sports car!!!

[KevinWolverinage1]

dude I wanna give this guy a hug! lol this is the funniest shit ever

[ZiTtIkWoLf]

not fair! he says that because hes old n he is soon dead!

[oneworldkingdom]

Why do Republicans hate the earth?

[veinybrainy]

@oneworldkingdom iknw!!!

[iAmAnonymousTom]

@oneworldkingdom Obama wants to rule it with an Iron fist for his 3rd Reich. Hell, I like Hitler better than Obama, and I AM black.

[jojo95209]

i spend earth day at april22 at 3am during this hilday and drive my hummer

[gymbag123]

I was so humbled, almost slain in spirit watching this clip. I wanted to cry out like a small alley cat caught in a rat trap meant for its own prey. I wanted to howl like a lonely wolf high atop a cold Colorado mountain scape. I wanted to undulate my pelvis like those depicted in early kamma sutra illustrations. But alas, I simply found myself blowing my nose into a tissue, recovering from a huge laugh!...Bravo!

[x9xkenadrien]

I'm so doing this tomorrow.

[TheGamerzLive]

O calm down people it a joke hence the "funniest videos online" tag

[Rachman1337]

OMG THIS IS A DISGUSTING VIDEO YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!1 not funny, at all! I'm so offended that anyone would want to pour oil on defenseless birds ON PURPOSE!! DX Whoever this guy is should be SHOT!! Fuck you all, I support the Earth not destroy it!!

[Rexar4living]

thank you. everyone else here seems insane. ITS NOT FUNNY!!

[Rachman1337]

@Rexar4living

nah dude I was just kidding. FUCK THE EARTH!!

[Rexar4living]

@Rachman1337 I correct my earlier comment: Everyone is insane.

[juan2049]

@Rachman1337 Settle Down

[Metallicat100]

Oh yes and don't forget to say happy birthday to Lenin-it's his birthday. What a coincidence!!!! No I wasn't talking about John Lennon either.

[SSgtAnderson]

Officially making this a holiday now. Time to buy a Hummer.... :D

F*CK THE EARTH!

Gonna pour some gas into the creek by my house tomorrow.

[sorryimsogreat2]

......not funny

[Iamso4u]

It's Satire people!

[DonutsandSoda]

I Support Earth Day.I don't like seeing oil on ducks or birds :/

[carroteter246]

BOOO!!!!! GO EARTH!

[bench175]

I love it when old people have a good sense of humor.

[RafaNightwish]

u fool!!!!! how there you!!!! im not a hippy or nothing like that!!! but ur an idiot!!! messing with mother earth herself!!!!!! u will pay for these!!!! >:( i damn u!!!!

[themadscientest]

@RafaNightwish its a joke its about how republicans are all like who cares i want money

[emmiiiily]

what we need to do is slap it around a bit, make earth our bitch.

hahahahahaha. i love this

[dunechard]

Verrry good... Joke'um if they can't take a Fuck...

[bobbabaa]

this is my favourit day ...fuck the earth day 23 of april

[Meteoropatica]

Swim... and eat rocks... hahahahahhaha

[idh65]

As a true American I blindly follow what my elected leaders tell me. LOL SO TRUE!

@idh65 Lol Speak for yourself. I hate my government.