Max and Paddy - Ep 5 [1of3]

[alexward1981]

Love the mad farmer, interesting side note, I nearly went out with his daughter.

[beardedcollie39]

dinny donny ding dongs

[SkiesOverNavarro]

Harry Pitta & The Full English Breakfast 10:25, hahahhaha.

[simzie123]

Is it huuurrrt? No its dead!

[mtanz0]

That's Vegan, u TOOL. Classic.

[familyguy7121]

Rest in Pieces

[RichyBMelodies]

Meakon haha

[karlos2010ize]

teachin his cows road safety thts wt he should be doing lol

[malawie02]

pigs on board yeh we know its there. not eating my good fleece is she hidi hidi classic.

[4711Azz1990]

He should be out teaching his cows road safety !!!

LoL classic ...

Why they only make 1 series ?

[DanCMoran]

like max and paddy, I Am Proud to be from Bolton

[Meekle72]

The eyes are a delicacy in Iran...Tapas

[simonfeakes]

number plate- B0L L0X

[kash233333]

humza usman the fukin pigg haha

[UglyCheapGujji]

rest in pieces! LOOOLLLL

[helen1908]

saw the farmer guy in panto recently..kept thinking 'pig on board'!!

[modbairn]

dinne donnie ding dong....pmsfl!!

[boardboy1914]

Rest in pieces!!!!

[walkermc2k8]

cows playing chicken whats next ? PMSL!

[iang883]

02.39 check out his reg, awesome!

[NotoriousJUD]

'Which one was it' 'BLACK N WHITE ONE, BIG HEAD' hahahahaa

[madman2be]

is it dead? either that or its ganna piss it down hahahahahaha LOL!

[Lumey100]

Worked till his fingers bled in the the summer of 69 LOLOLOL !!!!!!!

[mejtd1]

"Is it dead?"

"Either that or it's gonna piss it down!"

[sunz600]

300 quid?! I think this little piggy's goin' to market!

[sam5588]

no one noticed he says 'you can use every part of a pig, they're not just for eggs and bacon'

[Benjarni6]

all ive got left is the old girl

woo woo we dont want your wife

were not swingers :')

pure genius

[mrbillsharpe]

£3.50 THE LOT !!!

[seansykes]

lol a vegan ya tool!

[elliekellyful]

ohh not again which one was it ? black and white one big ed ! lmaoo !!

[monkeyboy75]

i keep tellin em, they dont listen !! hahahahah

[06Letmein60]

he is not playin with a full deck

[morrismagic08]

''Go through the village pass the dutchie pon,the left hand side''  Brilliant.

[ollie241189]

'and you come to a little white church.'

'yeah?'

'ignore it.'

'IGNORE IT!'

lol

[morrismagic08]

@ollie241189 Ive had to ignore quite a few thing's in my time when passing the dutchie! lol.

[TheTrueSong]

why did they split up and stop working together?

[FUNKYSTUFF08]

A Mekon?? A Vegan yer tool!

[Thompsja13]

Whats yours , COW , uwot , COW!! Ahahaha Hilarious !:P

[ollie241189]

yeah MOOOOOO!!!! lol

[mapesy19]

"Which one was it " "Black and White one big head" haha :D

[jageiosjgaeiojg]

rest in pieces

[GaryGarratt]

I'm ravishing hahahaha! Needs some dinny donny ding dongs!

[MCFCRule22]

YOU'LL BE COVERED IN MILK MAN!!!! LOL

[KeMpYKiiD]

LMFAOO first time i realised read the number plate at 2:41 . BOLIOX (ment to be bollox :P

[huricane868]

cow!

[craziepopz]

a mecon ! :L

x

[harrygleadell]

ahhh i get he cow joke finally :P

[argumentalcom]

"is it dead?"

"Either that or its gonna piss it down!"

XD really funny if you get it

[ShooterComms]

LOL! The farmer is making the scarecrow a penis! Look!

[OhTheRangersAreShite]

a little snicky snacky snoo

lol

[Joe07055]

He should be out teaching his cows road safety !! :L

[woods684]

syraphin u rock

[M0g3rs]

rest in peaces

[crgisbowser2009Xtra]

pmsl 1:49

[saintjimmi192]

Lol, the reference to Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams

[videogamemusicfm]

man cant live by chips alone sooo funny lol

[ellabridgie]

there is nothing like dinney donna din dons lol x

[seannbearr]

woah, woah! grab it's hooves! not it's tits! be covered in milk, man!

[ste6789]

08:39 hahahha

[Renzolionheart]

hahaa love the number plate

[Inrockandrollwetrust]

is it dead ? either that who its gonna piss it down, joke !

[rngpro]

steak, liver, beef, kidney, liver, chops, pork, liver.

Lol this has got to be the best episode ever, remember when they were all on the tele like 3 year ago, bought the dvd straight after seen them all millions of times, still funny.

LIKE GREENGRASS FROM HEARTBEAT !

One of my fave lines.

[BEOWULF282]

oink

[razawazere2k8]

COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CystVonCysor]

I've always wondered how Max and Paddy financed their trip since they left their jobs to do it :P

[ellis9020]

benefits?

[caseyuk]

they got like 8 or 10 grand to murder this womans husband on phoenix nights, but couldn't do it, they got found out and went on the run in their new motor home

[ellis9020]

oh yeah forgot about that

[conraddavy]

either that or its ganna piss it down! genius lol

[ewanstatic2006]

"Only Foals and Horses" HAHA!

[rubylulu]

What sort of a place is this where ANIMAL IS KING!!

[deanonsno]

whats ur favourate? COW , what? COW

[googleitmate]

" you ever had tongue partick?"

'plenty'

[be11end]

1 thing to say COW lol

[jammydodger43738]

rest in pieces lol laffed like fck

[doddz13]

I think this little piggy goin to market

[jbging13]

snooter to tooter

[hypermonkey13]

LMFAO I have seen this so many times but only today realised the Numberplate says Bollox xD

[ShezzaBby08]

Grab Its Leg...Not Its Tit!!

Lol

[Powlatov]

thank you peter kay for making max and pappy its bloody awesome funny as fuck lol

[DamianH4AmyD4eva]

"That's the last time I let a dog lick my face.."

ROFLMAO

[DamianH4AmyD4eva]

"Is it dead!?"

(Kicks it)

"Either that or it's gonna piss it down!"

LMFAO

[McDeadly11]

look at the van reg at 2:40, so funny..

[carlhall65]

Rest in pieces lol

[angrykidseason123]

brill quality

[cazhellbunny]

fantastic luv it thank you for uploadin this cant stop watchin them all lol :P

[JAMMYTODG3R]

vegan no man cant live on chips alone hahaha

[BountyHunter0101]

How is your neck?

Agony, agony.

[BountyHunter0101]

Funniest episode of Max and Paddy.  So many great parts. Dutchy pon, dutchy pon.

[baggies123456789]

lmaoo

wen they hit the cow haha

[krisleech]

haha fukin quality wen they hit the cow lol

[7229962]

lol grab its hooves not its tits

[rippanation]

not just for eggs and bacon lol.

[samEbeales]

"..either that or its gonna piss it down!.."

[jrwba91]

so do headlamps and bumpers cock lol

[astoniandevil]

UPFC Pigs on board! xx

[pantallica5000]

"Rest In Pieces* XD

LMAO

[moodz17]

flying cow!!!!!!!!

[madhatter666666]

"All this was fields at one time...." ha ha.

[Hughesy205]

"he wants to be teaching his cows road safety"

LOL!!

[djkenzy]

shes buried there,there,there and there

[gavluvslaura08]

yea but the pig came from afarm as an adult so farmer would loselot of money

[blakey1992cafc]

who cares its fucking hilarious

[jamw2007]

a mecon, a mecon. don't ya mean a veagan? lol so fukin funny

[becky5287]

i dont get why they gave th farmer money?

it was compensation, the pig.. wasnt it?

[ellabridgie]

yeah but they thought theyd get so much for selling the pig that it was worth paying £100 for it, so they could fix the bumper and still be up.

[GaryGarratt]

Thats it, they were drawn into thinking they were into a nice little earner haha!

[becky5287]

"ay we dont want ya wife"

"yer were not swingers"

lmfao!!!

[nataliejaynexxx]

cows playing chicken what next!?!

[boober79]

either that or its gonna piss it down lol

[wannabeboltonian]

"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" LOL.

[adamgreenshoeface]

" my mam used' gimme tounge every week, Regular" AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best show ever on tv.

[crazycj10001]

get back ya bastards ill break ya legs!!!!!!

[Arobein]

"rest in pieces" :)

[nataliejaynexxx]

pass the dutchie pon the left hand side! hahahahahaha

[mazeteam]

"and we're on our way.... let go, let go now!"

lol.

[TheDude7273]

Well played for uploading these mate!

[garn120]

lol pigs sperm