Limmy.com: Requiem

[JedOasisForever]

''ya fuckin beaser man''

hahahahahahahahaha

[TheUvoxNew]

who is this twat?

[RA7HM0ND]

So fucked up but so funny

[HaHaHamHammer]

As seen on Cook'd and Bomb'd

[KiddyFidler23]

lol was in tears what a dark twisted mind

[tehheadhoncho]

hi, hi there sweetheart,hi EN DOS REQUIEM! yes you fuckin beezer man

[leahcrisp79]

Used to see david limond make this call for real over in mines in penilee in the 80's

Your brother taught you well Brian

[ciarand67]

I would have SHITED myself.

[sandwich21]

Someone told me Limmy was funny so I thought I'd come and look at some of his stuff...its a pile of pish! Least funny thing I've ever seen in my life.

[MontyTrabenPlayer]

Welcome to Adventure Call, my name is Falconhoof.

[liamMCR]

lol at his clothes keep changing. REQUIEM

[docribby]

lol i just wanna no why but it still fuckin hillarious

[avatarjaroaang]

Wat is requiem

[iamnoone75]

yt 15th october 2011

[The666thBowelOfHell]

Aye it his been me makin phone calls ya... wank! REQUIEM REQUIEM REQUIEM

[Chris9183]

ELOS REQUIEM

[HazzaClanXbox]

that little girl must of been scared shitless

[TupacAndMeatLoaf]

The end's the best part. His laugh as well. 10x funnier cos he's Scottish, 10x funnier again cos he's by himself. Brilliant

[George19881988]

1:18 what did limmy say? -something- requiem?

[erinmatie]

1:28 he just appears with a hood! hahahaha aw love it!

[OldMrMoon]

I especially like the bit where he says "requiem"

[UltimateVenom]

this is so steesher

[ihazzrecon]

@UltimateVenom Requiem,Requiem,Requieeem

[UltimateVenom]

@ihazzrecon why the gallus?

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

@UltimateVenom REQUIEM BITCH

[C0CKWEASLE]

aye, it is me makin the fuckin phonecalls ya wank

[jackblackandkylegass]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA­ i dont get it

[Craig95yt]

pmsl she must be scarred for life

[KenzieBoyRfc2]

Can't get enough of limmy ! love the guy !

[kingbingbongboo]

this is kind of disturbing. I love limmy's show but this is really wierd.

[luscaslayer]

It's weird, right; I love bizarro comedy - Boosh, Python, Darkplace, League of Gentlemen, Psychoville, Jam, etc. - and I'm from Glasgow. And yet, no matter how hard I try, I just do not get Limmy. He's kind of mildly amusing, I guess, but I don't think I've ever once laughed or even smiled at anything he's ever done. What's wrong with me? :P

[sirk616]

its very funny, but i dont get it :L

[xgncmx]

@sirk616 i don't think there's meant to be a point lol.

[sirk616]

@xgncmx that does make a lot more sense now :L

[jackblackandkylegass]

he got a duble kill at 2:47

[Juror8]

I like the bit where he said "requiem" down the phone.

[CJYOUFCKINBUSTER]

What's he doing with his hood up inside???

[blair5896]

0:14 the change from pedo to legand

[ControlRunescape]

Lol wtf btw why?

[FreeWinona]

is he really on the phone here?

[FreeWinona]

hahaha fucking class!!

[ILikeBigPotatoes]

REQQQUUIIIEEMM

LOL

[CJBisset14]

I am in stitches!

[grkill]

fuckn love lemmy !

[flangit]

dogshit

[WORLDTOPKILLERS]

what the point in that

[SAMCTB]

Hi sweetheart REQUIEM! lmfaoooo

[Lorrainegadz]

YA WANK!!!!!!!

[86Stooy]

I've done funnier things in my sleep. This guy sucks.

[Sabbath12345]

@86Stooy aye, you wanking onto your chest is hilarious

[EMcL88]

Little to do in Scotland then.

[yulaw3]

@EMcL88 more to do thAn make shite comments though.. REQUIEM!!!!

[EMcL88]

@yulaw3 ah right i see, so they make shite videos, nice one!

[yulaw3]

@EMcL88

pretty much, but sometimes it makes them famous ya know oh like em cky, jackass,tom green, all who started out as "idiots with nothing to do" look at them now, i guess ur just some english fanny who thinks hes better than everyone even though your ancestors are rapist and murderers.or even worse, american?haha sook my root ye fuckin sheep shagger

[cannabahashed]

@yulaw3 Looks like someones got a chip on their shoulder, you give scots a bad name.

[yulaw3]

@cannabahashed

yes i do, stop makin out like i care.ur on a computer.who cares

[EMcL88]

@yulaw3 well ive seen a few of his videos, he has some funny videos i.e "you guys" video (i think its called) ill admit but this just isnt. I doubt this will make him famous, but hey what do i know, im just speculating on the internet just like your good self. Nah mate im neither, im irish with a few scottish relations so ive a bit of an understanding of scottish humour.

But one thing sure, we can be united in our hate for the english!

[yulaw3]

@EMcL88

here here!

very true, heres to hating the bxxxard english! haha

i dunno ,he's gettin quite famous in scotland but to be honest,it wont go any further.

i mean i cant really see him in the next harrison ford or clint eastwood movie.

mind you theyll be dead soon haha

[ShRiNkInGMuShRoOmS]

@EMcL88 he actually is famous now! he's had two series of a sketch now on BBC scotland! and all becaus eof his internet stuff :L

[connorrehanfeaglasgo]

HAHAHAHAHHHA:REQUIEM

[Gorefestified]

Acrynm

[he878]

REQUIEMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[thatpollockkid93]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life, me and ma pals were phonin random people in college sayin this its too funny pmsl

[joleneflowers]

Hahaha.....I don't understand.

[andygracey1]

aw yous cunts need tae get a grip. hink a bit a wee bit an envy is floating about . calm doon ya fucking tits. REQUIEM!!!!!! yeez sholud aw start behaving n get yer selfs on a swing

[Lewis9547]

Jazzy ya mad dick why the fuck Ye wachin ees videos if Ye hate him. Stupid fanny

[michaelkyoo777]

Thom Yorke?

[loulou36011]

@michaelkyoo777 i thought that too

[TheGamerZoneCR]

limmy youre fucked in the head man 

[jamiehills89]

@jazzie882010

Slut

[jamiehills89]

@jazzie882010 Fat slut

[Halo54345]

@jazzie882010 Fat Slut

[jazzie882010]

see you limmy your the scum bag sye its me jazzie882010 again, some idiot on facebook says your shows coming back on, well im not one for holding grudges but ur fuckin beter off oot ae glesga , yi say were un caring people, aye fur kunts like u, see if i ever see you, am gawna put the nut right in yi , away yi go ya rotter

[connoroldroyd]

this if fucking class man.

[jamesrobtonyadams]

''yass, fucking beezer man...'' HAhAHAHAHHAH

[itsazy]

ahaha

[Buckie1994]

If only we could hear the other side of the phone :D

[Gabberhead1111Eterna]

LOL

[cfcdaviebhoycfc]

REQUIEM!!!!!!!

[silo727]

What a load of shite, if he is phoning kids he's a sick bam, not his most impressive gag

[LisaMclachlan]

@silo727 you do know he's probably not actually phoning anyone?

[silo727]

@LisaMclachlan I hadn't thought of that, but even joking about it isn't funny, overall i think he's class, but this just didn't make me laugh.

[jackjude]

@silo727 do you normally think his comedy sketches are 'real' or involve unsuspecting members of the public? It's interesting why you think he's possibly victimising a child here?

[silo727]

@jackjude Obviously his sketches aren't real, there are some things i think are funny and others that i don't. This was one of them. As for why? It hadn't occured to me that this particular sketch wasn't real, however even joking about this sort of thing is very inappropriate. However i won't hold it against him.

[jackjude]

@silo727 well I take that makes lot of horror films in-appropate then Carrie, The Omen, Let the Right One In, Sixth Sense, Poltergeist or any of the many horror films that feature kids.

What" sort of thing" is it?? he's only freaking the child out by prented to be some kinda disembodied spirit from another world. Think you seeing something which isn't really there.

[silo727]

@jackjude Heres' a good idea mate, why don't you give it a rest? scaring children in the safety of their own homes isn't funny, kids are sensitive. Ok so this wasn't probably real, but still not good. Just because hollywood promotes films with violence or fear involving kids doesn't make it ok, lets not base our sense of morality on what hollywood churns out, the worlds standards are considerably lower than mine. Yet another youtube conversation that turned into an unecessary debate.

[jackjude]

@silo727 The fact you're unsure whether it's real or not speaks volumes - I AGREE a pointless debate indeed, mate.

[silo727]

@jackjude What exactly does it speak volumes about your being pretty vague?

[jackjude]

@silo727 ....can't be bothered to explain it to you without putting you down...you're no doubt an alright guy. Anyway..." 2:36 "

[silo727]

@jackjude Well i can't possibly understand why i would deserve to be put down for thinking that was in poor taste, my sense of humour obviously differs from yours my friend, pretty dumb of us getting into a dispute over a limmy video lol.

[jazzie882010]

@silo727 i agree with you , hes shit

[17jun1989]

1:18 LOL ENOS REQUIEM

[cheesetrade]

the laugh at 3:34

[cuntylishus]

Fockin' beezer man!

[Shaaar97]

i don't see why this is funny ?

[DaVince21]

I could only think one thing...

Huh?

[mp4401]

HUGH JUPP IS A RAPIST

[dirtyness3335]

wonder if anyone ever phoned back lol

[alex19871888]

legendary man just pure legendary

[thehegarty87]

requiem for a dream

[barberboab]

pure pish,,, pedo loves playing wae wee chics

[tottieshouse]

Beezer. Ha.

[weeadam007]

wit dis requiem mean?

[rb1003]

@weeadam007 Its like a religious term lol

[rb1003]

@weeadam007 A Requiem or Requiem Mass, also known as Mass for the dead

[luigichief]

@weeadam007 the mass of the dead

[zimbean]

I laugh like a mental sot whenever i watch this. It seems authentic to me. Limmy is awesome.

[explosiv0]

wtf did you delete your twitter for?

it's only your tweets i went on that shit for :(

[Petrify666]

you know how this is a fake? from call to call, the phone is in the same place. so he must never use the phone, or this is a big fake.

[Ail3a]

@Petrify666 Um...it's a sketch. Obv not real..

[CystVonCysor]

@Petrify666 Whit?

[TheSteviecaldwell]

REQUIEM !!!!!

[ImperialVideoService]

117 of that girl's family missed the Like button.

[gazbostuart]

@ImperialVideoService 1 un-original wanker leaves a comment.

[GunmanForTheRa]

lol limmy

[jgoodg2]

Don't you stupid limeys have better things to do with your lives?

What a fucking g idiot.

[Praktical]

@jgoodg2 Get fucked you Yank cunt.

[ImperialVideoService]

@jgoodg2 ohh yeah, because America has much more quality programming...

[CystVonCysor]

@jgoodg2 We're not limeys.

[Interceptinggist]

@CystVonCysor

Interesting fact about "limeys". It came about because of the limes stored on ships so the during the insanely long journey to the Americas from Engerland, the passengers didn't develop scurvy.

[stfugtfofgt]

@jgoodg2 He has his own tv show. Do you?

[RFCUVFICF]

bahahahahahaha fukin class man REQUIEM!

[yipyipitsme123]

there's so much not right about limmy.......

[sirk616]

this pretty damn funny but can someone tell me the point of this?

[EmperorSlothy]

His reactions afterward are always so funny. He's just sitting there all serious, then gives a little chuckle.

[JAMD2001]

Hes a fuckin pathetic cunt! ringin up little girls.

[conechiewa1]

@JAMD2001 fuk sake mate git a sense of humour its a laugh look at his other stuff

[weedeanoo]

@JAMD2001 ye dae no its no real

[13MajinBuu]

@JAMD2001 Requiem,you wank! This is hilare.shut it.

[4M1NT4K]

oh my days this guy deserves a fuckin award man but wat does the word mean?

[MattCFC300]

@4M1NT4K Requiem means mass for the deceased.

[4M1NT4K]

@MattCFC300 and wat does mass mean :P

[MattCFC300]

@4M1NT4K Mass as in you go to a mass in church.

[4M1NT4K]

@MattCFC300 ohh right thanks :)

[SgtChocolateStarfish]

this guy is a legend !

[thomo1888]

Turn on the transcribed audio and watch the last phone call :L

[Bdiddly1]

haha am gnne do that 2 some cunts!REQUIEM,REQUIEMMMM!LOL

[weedazman123]

Aye it has been me makin the fuckin phone calls ya wank REQUIEM REQUIEM REQUIEM!

[Smally2k2]

pure and utter random madness love it lol

[FeralArmy]

REQUIEM!!!!!!!!! Love it. ~B

[RENN357]

i dont know why this is funny at all.

but it really REALLY is.

[afordian]

hi can i speak to wtf is this shit ... Requiem!

[WelshBruiser]

Anyone gonna explain this to the vast majority?

[Supaduck0]

@WelshBruiser he's phoning up a wee girl and shouting "REQUIEM!"

[chinesemusicDJ]

Can someone explain this joke? You call some bloke up and in the middle of talking you scream/say requiem..? Is this from the telly or something?

[mercer405]

this guy is so funny

[lovexxkillsxxalways]

fucking love it the ends the best :)

[Slapbass13]

Benny Harvey. RIP. Miss you big man.

[AlanI19941]

ayee it is been me making the fucking fonecallss ya wank requim requim:L

[Stefenfruitbat]

hillarious!

[raasbeng]

fucking twat.

[chrissybett]

check ma videos :)

[Jonnyrus132]

funny but if it's real then its sick

[drew2225222]

@Jonnyrus132 if it's not real im dissappointed..

[himselfe]

Catering to little shits these days eh Limmy? :P

[niboreek]

"aye it is bin me making the fuckin phone calls ya wank" =]

[biscuitchannel]

it doesnt, aye ma names john.....

rofld at that bit!! :)

[TheBawbag88]

i it has been me makin the phone calls you wank! lol

[murray1234567891011]

ahaaahaaa class man FUCKING BEEZER MAN

[murray1234567891011]

ahaaahaaa class man

[baldee]

It dizny mat....ma names john...Fantastic.

[LiCurleySa]

You are actually hilarious, your show is amazing!

[sinkyboy96]

wtf does requiem mean:L

[doeelectro]

@sinkyboy96

requiem means a mass celebration of the dead from roman catholic times apparantly. btw, online dictionarys are your freind :)

[davidgwynne1]

@doeelectro hahaha "freind" - FAIL.

[Chri405]

man you should have 1-4-1'd it!

[GordonUK06]

"it doesnt ma-my name john"

[PinguPwnz]

I dont get it x|

[vadarfone]

Fucking amazin

Even my bird loves this, and she hates EVERYTHING.

[weedazman123]

@vadarfone Even your cock?

[joetavish]

@vadarfone mate that is hilarious i love this clip and then that comment lovin it

[Becky15H]

never fails to cheer me up thanks aha!

[raver122]

" yass ya fuckin beezer man" lmaoo!!

[Joannaaddy]

sooo funny =)

[shortyamy1]

limmy yer shows amazin cant get enuff, a hink you should do a school sketch :D:))) or do wan in royston :D:D

[rwylie816]

so funny, cracks me up every time! love it.

[TheSiantastic]

I honestly must have watched this video about 20 times in the last week. Never ceases to amuse me!