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  • LOL

    

  • Preaching at the supermarket doesn't pay very well, does it?

    You are kidding right?

    NOOOO!!! DON'T KEEP THE TWO DOLLARS!!!!

    Invest it. ;)

    "Why then didn't you put my money on deposit, so that when I came back, I could have collected it with interest?' [...] 'I tell you that to everyone who has, more will be given, but as for the one who has nothing, even what he has will be taken away." Luke 19:23~26

  • Yeah well I don't believe in god , and I found 20 bucks the other day, pretty sure I ran over a kitten that day too.

  • MAn don't mention the name of God invain, stop blaspheming, or u'll go in hell if u're a heck of a job try fulfilling all 10 commandments for 10 days. Try without thinking about God or Jesus or other religious people.

  • @SomeUser9753

    you either trolling or stupid.

    nope, your religious, your constantly being trolled for being stupid.

  • wait a second you said god is freakin fake make up your mind

  • For those of you who dont get it, this is jokes.

  • I don't expect people to understand this humour (yes that's right, humour is spelled with an "OUR" on the end - you backward fucking yanks). Aussie humour is unique.

  • A mental fag that believes in Satanic goat dick rituals. Maybe you can get that 2 Dollars to get you virginity back from your Uncle Tom.

  • problem 1: you are probably scitzophrenic 2: pound coin could have happened anyways, also god would have gone for about £30 if he truly cared.

  • @doombybbr this is a satirical video.

  • BAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHA ! Save me...

  • This is satire. Congrats to those who get it.

  • I have idea : Say that Tail is sin/ bad and head is good / idk and then throw coin 0 - 1000 or never end it. God(hallahbuddu) sure jumps in to turn it good or he looses. Stupid idea but all around this issue is.

  • See, god rewards you with money! Rich people are the most blessed.

  • Which supermarket my dear aussi brother? I can not wait to come and cheer you on. Thank the holy heart of Jesus that a true prescher has arrived to save us from logic, reason, rational progress and all the other nastiness that turns us to sin.

    Woof-

    ps when I squint after a few wines I think I can see a halo over your head. I would love to be there when you ascend!

  • •In the Mighty Name of Jesus, I bind and cast that demon out of YOU...in Jesus Name...Amen! Gosh...so many people are demon possessed and they don't think, it to be a problem! SO SAD...ANOTHER SIGN OF THE TIMES!!! People, wake up...Jesus is coming back and there is so little time left, to get right with God! Call on the all powerful Name of JESUS! You'll be so thankful to have done so; DO SO BEFORE IT IS TOOOOO LATE!!!

  • don't know if troll or just really stupid

  • I am glad, i don't live near you. I would get pissed if you were to approach me and start preaching...

  • @destro301 I hear you. I wonder how many tears he dried, and how many humans he freed from the bondage of hatred? I don;t think a single one.

  • INdeeed you are one lucky!!!

    god bless you!! keep preaching!! your doing a great job. because when they run out of time, they will be begging you and crying out for you to help them!!!! its their loss brother god bless you!! :)

  • @daliAdoo He's a Poe.

  • @daliAdoo He is a satire, a form of being sarcastic, he can also be called a troll.

    Besides, do you really expect us to beg for our lives?

    Because you see, we aren't lame like you, we stand for ourselves, and we don't need imaginary friends to sustain our interest in life, and nor we seek salvation.

    So you have nothing to offer.

    You are yet just another fool using a story to look down on people, and if you laugh right now, that is a sign of insanity and ignorance. (You are ignorant either way)

  • Preaching sessions at the supermarket XD

  • this guys clearly taking a piss

  • Is he gay or what? Maybe he is like a bear and loves the cock..

  • The thumbnail image for this video is creepy!

  • If ya'all liked this spoof, you should check out MrStripeyHead, GregsKitchen, GregTtheGardener and GayGreggie. This guy should have his own tv show or something. Love his humor!!

  • Dont spend it all at once

  • hes using satire

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  • i hate jesus he sucks1

  • I like your sarcasem @1GOD1JESUS

    LOL. Bless me chosen one))

  • this guy is not just an atheist we all can agree he his a insane atheist lool

  • ofwgkta

  • He is still crazy, even though he is acting.

  • @crashpilot2 your mom sucked my cock and liked it. She swallows gooder than you do. I say go find a different windpipe to fuck besides your own. YA! GET PWNED nutnigfagtard! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jesus is about to pwn your ass!

  • wtf lol there is no god

    now fuck off!!!!!

  • @Sol1dH3x opinion

  • @IGSxPictures No its true

    hey can i ask you a question?

  • @Sol1dH3x you cant say its true and you cant say its false. You cant win an argument between atheists and christians! It all comes down to something called faith. And to answer your question, i used to be a christian. Now i dont care about anything with religion. Its just pointless to argue because nobody can win. peace

  • @IGSxPictures lol " i used to be a christian" , " nobody can win" , "You cant win an argument between atheists and christians!", "Now i dont care about anything with religion" lol. "Its just pointless to argue because nobody can win" then why are you trying?

  • @Sol1dH3x LOL so insular

  • @IGSxPictures wtf lol really? i not the one with the problem and i am not the one who started this argument by the way .

    You didnt answer my question, you are probably one of these types on people who cant study or learn about a subject but use other people to learn from.

    Insulting me is really very pathetic and make you look like an idiot ok ex christian?

    lol " i used to be a christian" you are funny well done

  • @Sol1dH3x To answer your question, I never argued with you. I just tossed a neutral statement because I felt like you actually think that what you post on a youtube comment will persuade another persons outset on the topic. I was trying to help you LOL and use better grammar too. It makes me feel like im talking to a little kid.

  • @IGSxPictures  opinion

  • @Sol1dH3x There we go! your starting to understand! Good job :-)

  • unless your out of a third world country why would you get so excited about 2 bucks and think that God spoke to you in the first place it would take a couple hundred thousand before I would do a video! So God please crash a brinks truck for us all down here in Canada in front of my door, amen!

  • this guy is wack..........ha

  • God told me He's not happy with your chin-implants.

  • @dameon692002 It's 'chinplants'...... 

  • @dsjoy2006 Thank you. I can never remember what those abominations are called!

  • I found a penny in my poop, is that the same?

  • I can't tell if this guy is joking or not.

    Its sad that someone lost 2$...

  • If this guy is serious im a bit scared, if hes joking im also a bit scared your trying way to hard....

  • @Peopleareblind - Don't worry. it's satire.

  • LMAOO JEWWW

  • hahahahahahahahah

  • You make aussies look bad.. Your a bogan who is on some kind of drug.. get off that shit and start a family or something..

  • You act like a a heroin-addicted pedophile. Stop it.

  • either this guy is joking or he is completely mental

  • @bartyfarslar It is, some of the tags are "funny, comedy" so it is supposed to be a joke.

  • @bartyfarslar your fuckin retarted you dumbass. No shit he is joking, read his fucking profile fucknut

  • @bartyfarslar He's joking.

  • @bartyfarslar Let us know when you figure it out.

  • @bartyfarslar Either you are an idiot or you are a moron. Of course he is joking, it's called satire, look it up. Maybe try watching the rest of a person's videos before you make yourself look like an idiot on YouTube. You probably think Colbert and Stewart are conservatives too, don't you?

  • @bartyfarslar He jokes abt believers and puts alot in. Respect ! 

  • @bartyfarslar His channel is making on jesus ;p

  • did you get into the markers again?

  • 0:22 1:34 1:40

    why the fuck you scream too much ? most of your videos you scream like a moron no offense, you need Rehabilitation its would be hard for your kids "if you have"

  • @SolgerLemp Whats with the quotations around if you have? Quotation marks are for, well.. quoting people. I think you were looking for the ( and ) buttons.

  • "And the good lord bible." LOL

    2 DOLLARS! LOL

  • you need help bro

  • @IrishMonk7 Go to his fawking channel~ JWESSUUSUS!

  • @Aresftfun LOL good advice.

  • are you faking this or are you really just this weak that you use god as a crotch to go through life?

  • @jonbjornarna using god as a crotch - hm, now there is an interesting idea. Would that mean heavenly orgasms?

  • @jonbjornarna Nah this guy does parody videos, just not particularly great quality.

  • God said you must suck my wiener

  • He looks gay on this video! :D

  • Pathetic

  • LMFAO, are you being sarcastic or do you have the mind and viewpoint of a 12 year old? god told me to tell you that the 2 dollars was luck and that that was all you are worth, LMFAO yes, that was sarcasm, only retarded sheep or brainwashed individuals would have you as a preacher... :/

  • What is wrong with you?

    The Bible tells you not to curse of use profane language.

    And it teaches us not to be angry

  • @mishakol129 uuum no LMFAO are you serious, where does it say that? in the bible god gets angry ALOT

  • @cullysipes Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful. (Luke 6:36)

    But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. (Collossians 3:8)

    This guy on the video is a homosexual who is mad just because the Bible goes against his homosexual behaviour.

  • @mishakol129 thanks, but it doesn't say any specific words not to say i guess, but i guess if i said you fucking suck that's wrong, but if i say God is the shit! or i love this fucking bible it's a good thing lol but I don't believe in the bible

  • can i ask u a question what is the bibles stance on cussing ??

  • @dreaminzx14 nothing at all, doesn't mention it. WE as the human race made cuss words bad words, just like we made being nude a bad thing

  • god bless ya sony

  • I'm Catholic, and I'm sure you're very strong about your faith as I am. But... you come on very strong (and not to mention loud). You love the Word, that's cool. You're sharing your faith, that's cool, too. Don't yell at peeps to do stuff, though. lol *hugs*

  • @ajdavillae boy howdy! Did you miss the point of this vid.

  • @saknama IDK... IDC... I know I'm missing dinner, though. I want Taco Bell.

  • How weird. Some of my comments do not show themselves. It is probably Jesus removing my comments as I make them.

  • Testing commentsection

  • love the kiss at the end hahahahhaha

  • Gawd is awesome. He's my favorite fictional character.

  • If you love Jesus, why you scream at us?

  • @Farennah Apparently god did not bless you with the skill to pick up on sarcasm.

  • Downs?

  • To much Jesus cum,

    yeah , definitely

  • ...wow. as i continue to watch your videos i think i'm realizing theres something very wrong in your mind, and you deserve help.

  • good to know someone else loves GOD!!!!

  • Keep up the good work. If god didn't love you so much, he would kill you. But clearly, he works in mysterious ways, and just when you're not looking, he takes you away from the living because he can't live peacefully without you.

    Like I said, keep spreading the good word.

  • I believe you are retarded, have a tumor on you're brain or you're on crack and beyond salvation =). I wonder what you do for a living and why you're mom doesn't forces you out of your room where you argue with imaginary friends and drag you're ass to the nearest mental institute.

    Hope you get the care you need, best regards =).

  • I think you're mentally challenged

  • oh shit this satire hahaha just realized hahaha

  • @dodgerblus5827 Bless you my son, for you now WIN!! :D

  • this is a perfect example of dilusion

    andd denial

  • -in song- schizophrenia ^_^

  • @TheMostFamousChannel Mad as in insane or angry? But, anyway they say brevity is the soul of wit so I tip my hat to you.

  • This... is a comedy... right?

  • @vssia yes

  • @lordrazi111693 Ok thanks. I can now live without worrying about this mans mental health. :)

  • LOL you are fucking jokes man.

  • yow greg

  • Dude you are most assuredly the most annoying douche on the internet. AND that is saying something. Look just because some priest made you feel his ball sack does not mean you have to act so frickin' satirical about a the Bible. I mean seriously! You really have to realize that there are millions of good Christians who dont give a shit about YOUR angst or your anger issues or the fact that you are homosexual or like to molest transient way-ward collies. Study Social Libertarianism.

  • BIT of a nutter... kinda weird you get such pleasure out of 2 dollars o_O ... yeeeehhhhhhhhh... yup definitely now .. just finished the vid .. your a fuckin nutcase mate :) Unless your just joking about this whole thing.. but i sorta think your NOT joking .. so yup.. your mentally ill :)

  • ur a piece of shit.. and ur a fucking nutter

  • 2 Dollars :D

  • Could you be any gayer? And put a shirt on if you are going to preach your nonsense you psycho. A real person probably dropped that money it didn't come out of the sky from heaven.

  • @SJ267 A real person would find out that his videos are comedy and satire.

  • NOT FUNNY

  • @SAINTsoldi I think it is VERY FUNNY. By the way, I like your guitar vids :)

  • @SAINTsoldi It is.

  • @SAINTsoldi - It's very funny. Don't be frightened.

  • This is my favourite 1GOD1JESUS video, I'm in stitches every time!

  • @dillydillyston You have a favorite? I guess I will too, when its the last one, when this douche gets his ass tossed out of Youtube for recording maniacal drivel that is nothing but pure Youtube poop!

  • @granitehills2t WOW you have a lot of pent up frustrations, if you don't like the video's fine but just cause you are one of these church going in bed by 10:00 PM, fundie types does not mean we are all that way, lighten up a bit sweetie you might find you will enjoy life a bit more.

  • MAN..!!!! THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD TOO.....next thing i know was i found 2 dollars and 5 cents...!!!!!

    Hey dont get it wrong man, god is fair, u get 5 cents less bcos it makes up for all the faith u don have in him, unlike me, i have little faith in him. Anyway god is kind merciful and loving...definitely not like what the bible says about him..!!!.

  • i found a melted choclate bar in my couch...it was still pretty good....PRAISE YOU JESUS

  • Ok, this guy scares me.

  • @AvicennaTOO Why?

  • The way you switch from love to hate @ 1:33 is just comic brilliance.

  • God asked me to tell you to put a shirt on.

  • Does "god" talk to you a lot?

  • god told me to tell you to get fucked

  • Thank you. I will do that, since god said so.

  • lol :)

  • @1GOD1JESUS your my hero

  • @aReasonableMan12 Truely, a reasonable man.

  • lold

  • @1GOD1JESUS - I think that it was more than 2 dollars that Jesus sent to you. He sent it via the authorities at the White House and those crooks would have taken something out of it and passed the balance on to IRS to deduct tax. Finally, you got only 2 dollars. But I believe you are contend with it.

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  • @aReasonableMan12 My shirt asked you to put God on.

    Well, we're waiting? ........gosh, God seems awfully quiet.

  • @aReasonableMan12 God told me to tell him to take his pants off and stand up.

  • shut up you idiot...at least he believes

  • That's right. PRAISE JEEBUS!!!!

    Goddammit....

  • I found $5 the other day so He loves me more!!

  • This is not the right way to counter religion.

  • ok I am subscribing these are just tooooo funny <3 x) Aussies ftw

  • You Rock!

  • Congratulations, God thinks you are wroth $2.00

  • Lucky 2 dollars from Jesus-God! xD I WANT SOME!

  • Praise the Lord! : )

  • fucking love this- hilarious. aussie aussie aussie!

  • this is SATIRE SATIRE SATIRE so enjoy and stop being idiots.

  • you a fucking crazy..

  • You are an idiot magnet; all those who would correct you slightly in some point of scriptural interpretation. Hilarious for their sad attempts on top of quality caricatures.

  • Some people just don't get it.

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  • A lot of people hear voices in their heads, some think it is God some think it is satan, I expect others here the flying spaghetti monster, BUT this is satire.

  • You are a moron

  • What is this video???

  • God damn bible thumpers.

  • He's spoofing bible thumpers. AUS$2 for an afternoon of preaching is less than minimum wage! Hahahahah.