MST3K Short: Speech Using Your Voice - 313 Earth Vs The Spider

[butterfingersMarie]

I have little bunnies painted on my knees. I do.

[thefaboloussob]

3:26 Crow shakes his head in agreement. heh heh heh That's what I love about Crow; his distinctive silhouette allows him to make hilarious sight gags while watching films.

[thefaboloussob]

Oh, the guy from "Home Alone."

[thefaboloussob]

Ain't Prof. Buehler the same guy that did that ridiculous speech dance in the "Speech" short?

[SantiBernhardt]

"He's the dummy AND the ventriloquist!" lol

[Mijaseev]

"What a pathetic loser..." Forgot about that zinger and almost lost my mouthful of soda...MST3K, Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic never get old...

[thefaboloussob]

5:29 Science fiction...double feature

The 1st speaker speaks w/ a steady flow to get her anti-Semitic message across. The 2nd speaker uses lots of animation just to recite "Ode to a Grecian Urn." & the 3rd speaker is pleasing & interesting, even if discussing advanced horticulture.

7:15 Which version of the old biddy are we not supposed to be again?

[TheSlatecreek]

@thefaboloussob Are you Mormon?

[VTPPGLVR]

@PsychoticLoner

IKR. The only thing the second speech had going for it was that she had a better rhythm in her speaking pattern. Otherwise, her low tones made her sound detached and uninterested. Energy of a Benadryl.

[TheSlatecreek]

@VTPPGLVR Are you qualified to determine that? There is not one comment in this thread worth reading. You people are pathetic and most likely unattractive.

[thefaboloussob]

1 person is, well, peculiar.

[pbanta62]

They should re-name this short "A Day Watching C-SPAN" ;)

[Chuckonbass67]

6:47,  the monthly meeting of WWCH (women with cheesy hats)

[Feckinpaddy29]

Peculiar.

[et6yEhzxexzhrz]

6:15 "Well, here's young George Patton! A Patriot and into high grade weed."

FACT: The famous Patton intro sequence originally began with George C. Scott, as Patton, clearing the chamber of a 4 foot bong before walking on stage.

[BuckHunter1415]

5:47 haha too funny

[sonic423]

oh, your over there now.

lol

[dcbandnerd]

"Do I please you?"

Yes...yes you do.

[Caitlein]

Sure, carelessness is the biggest problem. That is, when you don't count in the fact that Public Speaking is one of the biggest phobias we have. I pause and mumble because I get scared, not because I am careless.

[TimelordR]

The moral of this short: Conform...or die.

[rubiesncreme]

Hey, Garrison Keillor's elocution is fine!

[timelordthetrain]

Look at the flag at 6:25, it only has 48 stars! This short is old!

[ddgasm]

lip and tongue action LOL

[PsychoticLoner]

Anyone else think the first speech at the Aunt Bea Convention was a lot more lively, interesting, and more easily understandable than the "better" second?

[whoisdickieschnabel]

@PsychoticLoner Totally agree with you. I don't know what's wrong with the first one. The second version bores me.

[JoystixMusic]

"Poor Child!" HAHAHAH!!

[waverag]

" Ah sed, mister, this ain't yer seat..." an en he sez,

" boy, ah lahk th' woy yoo tawk..."

[MikaUtsukushi]

Hahaha yes~

2:40 An ostrich? What?!

3:32 Who was the idiot who decided who hire my idiot grandpa to be in this short? >B(

6:47 Gah, she reminds me of my 7th/8th grade homeroom teacher. EVIL. D>

I want a wire rack now but I don't know why.... <<

[Tazzer88]

E.C. Buehler, it must be his day off!

[woodykinskileone]

3:39 Sling Blade!

[MishuTaste]

@woodykinskileone Ha ha! He probably had biscuits w/ mustard for lunch after his speech.

[Gellarfan666]

"It's an Aunt Bea convention!"

"Now what she really meant to say was this-"My life is a hollow lie."

"And get yourself a good wire rack."

"Lip and tongue action! Woo!"

Lolz

[taintwrath]

I love this one, one of my favorite shorts from the entire run of the show!

[camolanphy]

Best MSTied short, period. Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing?

Don't worry, we've had him put down...

That is one hot mama!

[jeffmnaz]

This should be a required movie for all High School students in Arizona - whoops it won't work, they mentioned that to talk right shows a sign of culture! Arizona - where the only culture is no culture. Unless having a tatto and prison record count for anything.

[HaileyVerge]

WhenI first saw this and the guy at the begining started talking I didn't think the video was in english because he was so unclear. Then I started to understand him and realized it was in english.

[chrisz71]

The man at 3:38 is a cross between Boomhauer and Frankenstein's monster!

a flower of which I'm particularly fond of...poppies!

Bueler- Save Ferris!!

Why the hell does he have a phone on his desk in his classroom? How annoying would that be going off in class, especially when profs bitch at us for even having them!

[jrolphy85]

"Do I please you?" :D

[purpleshamrock17]

"the 3 basic aims of public speaking...lie, lie and lie...and check your zipper!"

"what a pathetic loser"

"most of his listeners won't be able to understand him and those that do...will wish he were dead"

"what she really meant to say was this...MY LIFE IS HOLLOW LIE!"

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k  24/7

[chickenisman]

3:54

"Don't worry, we've had him put down."

LMAO!

I wish they'd play re-runs again.

[SpamNapkin]

Do you know...

THAT I HAVE LITTLE BUNNIES PAINTED ON MY KNEES

I DO

[guilmon182]

This man is wearing a push-up bra, now he is pleasing.

[blugreen123]

we spent many nights, in the umm...PANTIES!

"dull and boring" nice synonyms (read: redundancy) there, buddy

5:38, girl needs some dental work

"keep it low...and pleasing" sounds like what a porn director would say to his actors about their dialogue ;)

"Today we're talking about flowers. one of which i'm particularly fond."

"POT!!"

[livinintwilightzone]

Use plenty of lip and tongue action!

[astrocitizen]

5:10 -- "Drops his pants and robs convenience stores!"

[TomG1013]

found myself? wow speech help and soul searching, the marvel of 1930's short films LOL

[mishkin13]

What's really kind of sad is that this was made in 1950. I personally liked the hammer and sickle in the eagle's eye at the very end. Ominous.

[BERTMARCH]

Now this girl is marked by carelessness

CROW: and the Devil.

[livinintwilightzone]

Carlessness?

[bigjimandthewolfpack]

Am I pleasing?

Billy Bob Thorton at 3:40.

[DJStry]

@ bigjim: Don't worry, we had him put down...

[guilmon182]

Think about it, won't you? Thank you.