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  • Yes I did imagine he was actually pro-abortion but still want to clarify the point about pain.

  • We know babies in the womb react to stimuli from five weeks. Earliest reactions are around the lip area. Pain inhibitors do not develop til 30 weeks because the womb is naturally a safe place with no bumps or knocks til nearer the time when the baby decides to get herself/himself down the birth canal. It is likely that babies feel intense in abortions. Anasthesia given to the mother in some abortions does not provide pain protection to the child. see nrlc.org/abortion/Fetal_Pain09­1604pdf

  • Well, considering my brain wouldn't be developed at the age that abortion is legal, I doubt I'd give two fucks about being aborted.

    Also, 10/10... you're one of my favorite trolls.

  • mmm, meat soup!!! yummy!!!

  • This guy is a fucking genius lol.

  • the saddest part is the comments on here agreeing with him. look at his newer videos, he's realised people don't get it's satire and has started adding 'satire' and 'parody' to his tags. he's not being serious!

  • What if having the baby will kill the mother? What if a 15 year old girl is raped and gets pregnant? On another note, technically a "baby" isn't a baby until it is born. it is a zygote at conception, then a fetus. And can you remember what being in the womb was like? You actually think a fetus has the cognition (THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FULLY FORMED BRAINS IN MOST CASES) to know it's in pain? Finally, a fetus gets whatever the mother gets, so it would be sedated as well.

  • what happens if the baby is an athiest?

    hahahahahahah booooooyea!

  • @MynameisShaye all babies are atheists remember? haha

  • Now they murder the baby outside the womb. Many abortionists have been letting them die without any care. They are just dump in the trash can. Yes you are right they really are nazis!

  • baby eating crew... i belive this one youre not parody-ing... im not sure about your sense of humor no more.. maybe you are a friend of jesus in all its splendor?

  • Jesusophile...I'm so impressed. you should have your own TV show.

  • It's only legal to get an abortion before their brain has developed enough to have feelings. Do your research.

  • Going to the nazi hospital to get my daily meat soup

  • You know the world is overpopulated. We need to deal with it, and we need to give people options. Maybe you never heard about the population explosion.

  • What if they aborted the next Adolf Hitler?

  • why dont u eat ur own shit

  • I'm pretty sure this guy is a trolololololololololol.

  • u mad bro?

    '

  • so true man

    p.s. you look a lot like the way people would describe Jesus, awesome.

  •  THIS VIDEO IS A JOKE BUT LET'S BE HONEST ABORTION IS FUCKED UP

  • I love this troll :D

  • is he trolling?

  • Still in favor =)

    I don't think is jus meat, I think it's human meat, and I'm not a cannibal your f* animal e_e

  • He's a troll dammit!

  • Why couldn't his mother have had an abortion....

  • @CMF03 'Cause he's fucking hilarious. I love this guy.

  • 3:59 thats evil of u. how can u say retard... TWICE! i say disadvantaged. i would never give up my child if they were born with a disability and u act all sad for views but how can u call them retarded??? thats just sick... more sick than being straight.

  • @XEmWorldX i dnt think he was being mean. ppl just look at the word retard as a horrible thing when it is exactly what ppl are. doesnt mean they are less loved just means delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc. ppl just use the word retard as a way to insult ppl.

  • 3:03 every aborted unborn child i belive gets a new life cos i dont believe in heven and hell. i dont believe that after u die u either sit on the clouds or in the center on the earth forever, no.... i believe that when u die u get reincarnated into another body of a baby being born at that moment and live life again.

  • 0:36 again u r refering to sterotypes or whatever. i dont believe in god (the main reason is i refuse to believe in something that is so evil they say ppl who love r goin to hell) anyway i dont think having an abortion is right. its stopping a life and ending what could have been a good life in years to come however... i think if that person got raped or cant support it then its better for the baby. 1:10 the baby wont feel apin cos it will be too quick. 1:51 what if the baby was gay?

  • @XEmWorldX just curious, how do u knw the bby wont feel it?

  • @all4seasonz cos thats why the doctors can only abort babies before they get to a certain stage because before that the baby is not fully developed. anyway if the baby could feel pain then the doctors would know because of tests and studies and they would use the least painful way, maybe they use anestectics and things like that.

  • @XEmWorldX the doctors are not the bby so they will tell u anything. i cnt count the number of times the doctors told me "you will barely feel it," and i walk out the doctor crying lol. i still believe abortions are evil because only God can create life and who are u to take it away! just because u have a degree doesnt give u tht right

  • what if i dropped a zygote on the ground.... what then

  • You're not serious, are you? Extremely painful? At the time when babies are allowed to be aborted, they haven't even developed basic organs or anything that classifies as a nervous system. What's extremely painful is the mental stress and betrayal felt by a mother going through this decision. What if she was raped and got pregnant?

  • You're right, sweetheart. It's better to let a child and a mother live in misery, pain and betrayal than to allow a woman to judge what happens inside her own body.

  • Impressive use of the straw man fallacy. The term "baby" that it's human. It is not. And doctor's who perform a basic medical procedure are not the same as the people who murded over 6 million people.

    The part about eating the baby is revolting. And saying atheists would revert to cannibalism is disgusting. Oh, and there is no evidence in scripture that aborted fetuses go to your heaven.

    Fail on all counts.

  • Where is the miracle of delivering a crack addicted baby and watching her mother abandon her because she needs another score? Miracle of love. You are twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than by a stranger.

    YOU ARE BLIND.

  • I'm pro-choice we kill baby chickens hell millions of eggs are killed everytime a woman goes on her period, what if a woman was raped, what if she were to die if she had a baby think outside of the box

  • I wonder if he's a vegetarian. Hamburgers used to be cute little sweet calves. Therefore using that argument people who eat meat must be evil.

  • I guess it's easy for you to have a valid opinion on this, being that your Not a woman, and you've never been pregnant. But It's much easier to groom your pretty hair and sit behind your computer & think that you have some validity to make statements about things that are outside of your realm of experience and reality.

  • nazi doctors lol... how pathetic

  • there is an abortion agenda too, also wo-man suffers too, also many mand dont want to take the repsonsabilty, or they have 3 babies with someine else and never took care of them so, its bad for the single mom too is a big sad problem

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  • This is a satire! :)

  • Does anyone realize that our human race is about to hit a whopping total global population of over 7 billion people around the end of October 2011?

  • Now to attack your claims on the video, first of all.. not ALL atheists think alike, and not ALL of them have same perspectives. Atheism just lack of theism. You are using way too many false generalizations here. Intentionally mislabeling all atheists on this abortion topic presented in the video is disrespectful and invalid. This also applies when you try mislabeling doctors. Try to go to the root of the word, before trying to generalize. Baby eatting crew...is plain absurdity

  • @limeffdd atheism isnt bad i agree

    but an atheist should know that one abortion kills a human being thats what hes saying

  • @failurbanik Why doesn't he just talk about abortion itself then? Why is he specifically attacking doctors and atheists? He could easily talk about abortion. Atheism doesn't mean pro-abortion. Doctor doesn't mean pro-abortion. Atheism is lack of theism. Just attack the pro-abortionists... simple as that.

  • @limeffdd true but remeber most atheists (not all) support abortion

    i agree attack abortion and i dont know why he doesnt

  • @failurbanik "most atheists" globally, nationally, regionally? and what source indicates that? Also if the argument is about abortion, the people being addressed should be labelled abortionists and not atheists. They are also humans but we don't say "humans" because not all humans think that way. Pro-abortionists are definite to believe that way so thats why he should just attack pro abortionists and not directly attack the atheist population, or doctors.

  • @limeffdd how many atheists are pro life

    then look how many atheists are pro "choice"

    you can see one side is favored

    i agree not all abortion people are atheists

    some are christians

    but look at christians tell me do they favor one side over the other

  • @failurbanik I'm asking you "how many atheists are pro life and how many atheists are pro "choice?" Give me a link or source. I am not claiming, rather the video uploader is claiming it. He also brings his own religious views into the debate which is biased because not everyone goes by his beliefs. There isn't only atheists and chrisitans in the debate. There are MANY different kinds of people. I don't see what religion has to do with anything in this abortion topic. Attack the pro-abortionists.

  • @limeffdd He's a troll, stupid.

  • @iruparatso If he really is a troll, he's failing at it. Personally attacking me by calling me stupid is just as ineffective lol. I applaud your efforts though if any.

  • @limeffdd How is he failing at it?

  • @offwithurhead lol go look at what trolling is on tumblr. I'm too lazy to repeat myself to yet another anonymous person online. So many people claim to "troll" even when they're not trolling, and they use the definition incorrectly and it doesn't even apply.

  • @limeffdd

    He is failing is a "troll"? Apparently, he is doing well enough to confuse the likes of you! Hahah!

    To me, it appears that you are simply embarrassed by your little obsolete speech.

  • @sciencefarid97 lol confuse? To me, it appears you are assuming and are completely incorrect. I suggest you scroll down to the original text before making a fool of yourself sciencefarid97.

  • @limeffdd

    Oh. As a rational man, I shall admit that I was mistaken. I apologize.

  • @sciencefarid97 apology accepted :D

  • @limeffdd He's not serious...

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  • We're overpopulating, abortion is another indirect or even intentional approach to this crisis. I don't think people should neglect condoms and just get pregnant and have abortions, but I do think that if you get raped, or if you understand that you're killing something, that you should take higher precautions to prevent unwanted pregnancies. We should adopt the orphans already in this world, as they were once babies, and have been given no chance of survival. Also promote sex-ed to Africa.

  • aww look at the bigot blaming atheists. you insulting prick. and you thing we would eat a baby, ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT i dont even eat meat so take your argument and shove it as soon as you started blaming atheists i lost any and all respect for you the only reason you started to in the first place is you are so fixed in your belifes that you are blind to learn the belifes of others you pompous ass hat

  • Imagine if that baby had the potential to be the next Albert Einstein no one will never know if they have their baby aborted. Or even a baby who could have grown up to be someone that finds out how to cures cancer.

  • @ShutUpAndListen79 Your argument is flawed horribly. If your saying that a baby aborted could have been the next Einstein then what your really saying is every time we have the oportunity to have sex we should because it would be denying the possibility of a genius being born if we didn't. Every baby unborn could have been a genius so every oportunity to have a baby is a wasted opportunity if we don't procreate. Flawed Logic.

  • hey everyone IS THIS GUY SERIOUS? sometimes in his videos im laughing my ass off and somtimes im actually feeling a emotionall connection, i sooo cant tell with this guy!!

  • This guy's a troll.... and if he isn't. FOR GOD'S SAKE let pepole decide for themselves.

  • You the BEST!!!

    All this is REAL TRUE

    And all this women who maked abortions is WHORES!

    Babe feel everything...and pain!!! WHORES will feel this PAIN in HELL FOREVER!...F.O.R.E.V.E.R!!!!!!

    btw...some Chinese eating kids of abortions!!!..fact! :(

  • You my boy will never have an abortion, so you have no right to have your say.

  • Maybe you don't know how abortion works my friend. Countries have laws that state how many months into the pregnancy they can have an abortion. When they abort it it is not a fetus but rather a zygote do your research man. Also if you're against abortion you should be aware that many more zygotes are thrown away from artificial insemination for parents to adopt.

  • srsly i dunno if he is being serious

  • yeah lets make kids and fight a war.

  • To be honest, retards don't have anything to contribute. They literally need to be babied their whole life.

  • What the bloody hell are you saying that all women who want abortions are whores?!

  • Where is this guy from anyway? He has an interesting accent.

  • Athiests dont eat their babies because athiests arn't cannibals...

  • I almost kind of like this is an utter troll sort of way

  • You need to be punched in the face

  • Not funny, Jesusophile.

  • This has to be a poe.

  • :( i agree with everything on this video, abortion is truely sad.

  • @xxXXKittyGatoXXxx one. he is jokeing which i didn't get at first. two, are you an idiot?

  • @AlexReviewsSTUFF OMGosh your like the sweetest person ever!!! thank you for explaining to me that he was joking! ha! and if it makes you feel better to call me an idiot because i truely dont like abortion and it makes me sad to think about it theennn go right ahead brother:) have fun judging me:P God bless you.

  • I am an atheist and I eat children

  • jesus christ you're a funny fuck

  • dude this is fucking hilarious

  • okay now he calls athiest caniaball (dont mind my spelling) is such prejudice real there a 49%chance hes trollin theres a 48% chance his parents beat this into him and a 3% chance hes for real about this prejudice fuck he didnt even present evidence on any of the vids ive seen im no troll but im loling my fucking ass off every vid

  • @ddduuurrrppp umad?

    Also lrn2grammar.

  • okay sure blame the athiest abot abortion prejudice alert!!!!!!!

  • Builds epic house in (minecraft) Creeper comes along and blows it up WTF! now i know how abortions feel like for god!

  • This video almost made me fucking cry because I had a friend who was raped and got pregnat. Her parents wouldn't let her get an abortion now she has a baby she can't care for because of people like you

  • @AlexReviewsSTUFF Don't worry, it's satire. He doesn't really mean it.

  • ah I see that your blinded from your parents,lies,and fear.

    and the fetus doen't have thoughts it is not formed enough to under when its being born and not atheist does not wish to eat a unborn child not all people for it are atheist I dislike abortions but hell at some times its good for the case of mother the fucking rape and well if its not time I guess its ok to kill a fetus...and did you really just refer to abortion docter to nazi docter holy fuck

  • IF YOUR GONNA BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD AND YOUR LIVING ON THE STREETS OR A TEENAGE WOTHER YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GIVE THAT CHILD THE LIFE IT DESERVES!!!!

    PS. WHEN A CHILD IS ABORTED IT NEEDS TO BE BETWEEN THE TIME THE CHILD IS CONSEEVED TO 4 WEEKS IN THE WOMB FOR A STANDARD ABORPTION AND AT THAT TIME THE CHILD IS NOT A BABY IT IS A FEOTUS

    DUE YOUR RESEARCH DUMASS!!!!

  • we get tranquilized! what do you think we are ANIMALS!!!!

  • @metalhottie44 Your an idiot. Anaestetics are a form of tranquilizer.

    What makes you think you have to be an animal to be tranquilized?

  • well i think that its the womans choice on what she does and as a man your suposed to suport not critisize... i think that you are so close to becoming a woman you got the hair you just need that 2 meter peter sliced off and a couple of tatas and you can be a woman and like mkiller30 said get raped by 100 black men... of course you cant get pregnant but you can at least no what it feels like to be raped and then maybe you wouldnt be do ignorant... we are all gods children :)

  • i just wished that u were a girl and got raped by 100 black guys and then i would love to see what would u do when got pregnant if u would keep a child that is unwanted and that everytime u look at him u will remenber the day where u got raped by 100 black guys ;)

  • @mkiller30 nicee!!!

  • @snakebytes323 well its what this asshole needs before he speaks about abortion the way he did like if he knows everything but i think hes a troll anyways like when he said that swering is a sin bla bla bla and then in one of his vids he says fuck so y i m pretty sure his a troll but moocking with serious themes is just not cool

  • this guy is sooo dumb he has to be trolling this cant be real

  • @Noble6ftw Analyzing her facts?? Dude, she HAD an abortion.

  • It is people like you ARE the reason abortion is legal.

  • Where did god come from?

  • Nazi Lawl

  • IT'S YOUR FREAKING BABY YOU WHORE!!!

  • Here's another question for you - As a man, and men can't get pregnant, why should it be any of your business if a woman gets an abortion? What gives you the right to dictate to women what they should be allowed to do with their bodies?

  • Who the fuck are you as a man to tell me a woman what I can and can't do with my body?

  • Babies are delicious, I prefer them barbecued. haha, jk. But anyway. This made my day, hahaha.

  • Hahahaha

  • Lol. At the time abortion is still legal, the foster doesn't even have a consciousness. I am an agnostic, you are the kind of people who makes me hate religious people.

  • delicious babies mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • nazi doctors, i am going to die of laughter. does this guy have a "piece of meat"

  • woffleberry.

  • Are they still nazis is they are a Jewish doctor?

  • nazi doctors hahahaha XD

  • ITS YOUR FRIGGIN BABY YOU WHORE!!! lol :)

  • OK OK, you are a genius of satire, got it. But seriously, are u really pro-abortion?. That would make me sad, because if you were aborted I wouldnt be laughing so much right now. And.... why deny someone the right to live man? If you dont want your baby... dont kill him, give him away. We only have one opportunity to exist. You, as an atheist should know that.

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  • are you serious?!

  • this guy is brilliant or crazy.. :3

  • laughed so hard at nazi doctors XD

  • your mother should of had an abortion and then eaten you in some delisious baby soup. then you wouldnt say theese frankly ignorent things.

    1. if the "baby" is aborted at 5 weeks its just a bunch of cells, not even a brain or thoughts of its own

    2. if the mother cant bring up the baby and the services are'nt there to give it a good life then its a hard, brave good decision

    3.atheism is a valid opinion and goes back to the dawn af tim, whereas where was christianity when cavemen where about?STFU

  • Imagine if Mary had had one. think of all the shit that wouldnt of happend.....

  • ABORTION IS THE FUTURE! DEATH TO ALL FETUSES AND THOSE WHY ARE AGAINST ABORTION

    HAIL SATAN

    

  • how do you get a mother to have an abortion ... rape her

  • if mary had had one, it wouldn't be any of our business

  • ok wow, they dont know anything yet, there like LACKING a brain, and knowledge . they have no idea what they are, whats going on, where they are, or what anything even is, they dont even understand what "not knowing anyhting" means, like honstly who even remeber being in the womb, uhhh noone. so get yur panties out of a twist, its not the same as murder.

  • You sir, have reached a new level of stupid. Do some more research before you rant again.

  • well have you ever heard of a virgin having a baby? i havent. ya know. its like maybe she was just sticking to her story.

  • This is satire at it's finest. Love it.

  • Wanna hear a dead baby joke? This guy was stillborn and he's a joke. There.

  • YOU KNOW THAT HE IS AN ATHEIST MAKING FUN OF CHRISTIANS RIGHT

  • You look like Jesus incarnate.

  • If you become pregnant, and you know you cannot take care of your unborn child, because once you give birth, your entire life changes and some girls/women are not ready to be mothers. There are several cases of rape and teenagers that become pregnant and are too young to be mothers and/or do not want to carry the burden of a child that has a rapist father. How would you like to live with the burden of a child that came from a rapist? Some women have to be reminded of that everyday of their life.

  • ...what about when 12 year olds get pregnant due to family rape? What are you going to tell that little girl? Hey, jesusophile, Why dont we make YOU the guy who tells these little girls that they have to keep daddys baby. I bet you'll change you opinion REAL quick.

  • What about a women who gets raped? Just unexpectedly gets raped and impregnated by the rapist?

  • Yaay for killing babies :D

  • What is a women gets raped huh? Or some stupid teens have sex? I hate Christians and i believe in god lol

  • @kidbuu234 i know what u mean lol i belive in god but ppl like this guy just plain piss me off <.<

  • And I should tear bits of the bible and put it in your soup. Some people take the responsibility of getting an abortion because they not capable of raising children at that point of time. It is a emotionally disturbing process abortion. I hate people like you because you do not see past yourself all you see is what you believe and not the whole picture

  • i totally agree!

  • ever tried baby spread over a corn muffin? damn

  • ahaha ... imagine that fetuses ain't developed 'nuff to have pain nerves and stuff? faggot , go hang ur self.

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  • I'm not quite sure that u understand what an abortion is, it's not like a fetus is a living breathing, feeling, with consciousness. When a fetus is aborted it's not like they take a screaming little baby out of a woman and then slit it's troath.

    If abortion is murder then u me and every other guy on this planet is a multi billion mass murderer. In case u didn't understand what I meant, I was talking talking about jerking off.

    Plz u must go on a debate show once, it would be a great sitcom.

  • @Bacbi nice.

  • Hilarious troll is hilarious.

  • athiests always say killing a baby is alright... someone's exaggerated a little

    but you're a troll, so I understand

  • Wow, I can't believe some idiots actually think this guy is being serious.

  • Tell you what, get raped, get pregnant from that rape and we will see what YOU do.

    Or perhaps HAVE to get an abortion because otherwise you WILL die slowly and full of pain. How about that?

    You may be what...a troll, but well. Try to be a better troll.

    Plus I should say that some governments PAY women to have abortions to CONTROL OVER POPULATION something that DESTROYS the environment.

    Plus, 'retards' don't have LESS of a brain. I've known smarter retards then normal people.

  • woooooooahh! what is up with you?! firstly, you dont know a thing about abortion or holocaust. secondly your judging all athiests are for abortion. and errr the bible says not to judge my friend. so your gonna burn in hell aswell :)

  • ur a fuckin stupid cunt. why dont u go play some dungeons and dragons u nerdy looking skinny twat. and have a shower and get a haircut and shut the fuck up about issues on which ur dogma based opinion no rational person gives a shit about! abortion clinics r busy busy busy killin them babies oh yeah motherfucker suck my fetus hating dick, bitch!

  • in my opinion, because we have no problem killing cows for food, then until the embryo/fetus reaches a level of consciousness equal to that of a cow, theres no problem killing it anymore than there is in killing a cow.

  • haha, okay he really is hilarious!

  • In the womb= Fetus

    Out of womb= Baby.

    There is a difference.

  • God gave people free choice, and He lets people do exactly what they want. He established Law and gave it to us in the Bible. If you go against God's Law, then there are penalties. As you reap, so shall you sow. If you take a look at the world today, you can see that we are reaping the penalties of disobeying God. If you don't like the condition of the world today, don't curse God.

  • this guy and everyone else has to understand that if abortion is so bad...then why did god let the world create abortion? why did god let all those babies die? im athiest

  • its a fucking fetus!!

  • Imagine if your mom had an abortion, the world would be a better place.

  • Ahahaha you're brilliant :D

  • get laid you sad prick!!!

  • Dude, you're an idiot. No one says just kill it......

    I had an abortion not too long ago and fyi: I didn't get :"tranquilized"

    It hurts like hell and they don't get "PULLED" out.

    You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

    You seriously need to get laid. BTW........don't talk shit unless you know what it feels like to be in that situation. Meat soup?? Really?? You're an idiot. Oh and ummmm when most ppl get their abortion like me, the baby isn't even developed. It looks like a loogy:)

  • @missbabydollbuck

    you're an idiot. 

  • @JoshRobertson142 Awwwwwwwwz did the lil protester get defensive over something he has no idea about?? haha.......go fuck yourself:)

  • @missbabydollbuck you're an idiot. do you know what satire is?

  • @missbabydollbuck

    "wwwwwwwwz did the lil protester get defensive"

    no i'm calling you an idiot, because you arguing with the guy in the video telling about your point and how he needs to get laid, he's parody, satire i don't know how else to explain it. he's trolling, joking you get it?

  • @missbabydollbuck its a joke you fuckwit hahahaha

  • @missbabydollbuck You better not have kids cause you would probably kill them.

  • @missbabydollbuck this is all a joke.. i think anyways x)