WTF - Pianist Performance

[froydental]

press 3 and fuck u!!!!!

[JLeondude123]

WHAT.WAS.THAT?????????????????­?????????

[ChrisMiels]

the translation is EPIC!!! xd

[SALTyChipz]

PWNED▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬­▬▬▬▬PWNED

[cfroi08]

you want to fook me?!?!?

[Dizel2000]

So uhh nobody noticed his ears? nice

[lurch321]

This guy has gotten more ass than all the toilets in America combined.

[MRIHATEHIPSTERS]

faggot

[BottleJuiceMusic]

The Translation says something different. O, you are so beautiful. Like you lay there in the hay. O, you are so beautiful. You are in one word 'powerfull' I Like you 3x And I am itchy. I wanted to ask you. If you want in my new car. That is out there outside. To drive a little with me. yes the love of a man Goes trough the stomach And like you can cook I will eat that with pleasure. It is dutch btw :D

[ElektronikRainbow]

Yes, and closed my door shall stay- not to mentioned locked and bolted-, Dumbo.

[bryanw91178]

CeeLo Green's inspiration

[grungerobotnow]

Oh, you're beautiful as you do is in the hay

Thats what i got in the translation from google translate.

[cliffehaines]

This wasnt funny

[peiceOcheese]

dem ears....

[xXgoodbyekittyx]

58 people's doors were closed.

[SoleCitizen33]

@xXgoodbyekittyx your door was wide open!

[xXgoodbyekittyx]

@SoleCitizen33 Yes sir. Yes the fuck it was.

[noodlechrist]

Dumbo must get alot of pussy with this song.



[WonderlandDoll911]

Well... You know what big ears means... Lol.

[marine4country1]

Hey he took kid rocks idea

[Vastelinsmith]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE BEN STILLER'S ALREADY BIG EARS DECIDED TO TAKE STEROIDS

[ApricotFieldsLove]

those ears look fake ;c

[enelson554]

Lol omg that's so amazing. XD

[Jellybeanninja]

yeas

[zsofi1234]

DUMBO

[mart1293]

are those real?

[TheVakill]

Yea I feel for you bro.....damn door .



[Kytachan]

Glorious ears.



[Tcassa89]

this dude's accent makes this video

[merce77]

His head looks like a big mug with two handles.

[thetubecritic1]

When he fucks you, you can hold on to his ears.

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

I can't tell if his real. O.o

[blackchapel1989]

i was waiting for him to fly away like dumbo...damn..

[italianidiot47]

what a badass

[akohagg]

this is what pedobear would look like if he was human

[Sith1756]

all i have to say is lol :P

[fetuscockslap1337]

His eyebrows at 0:51

[FluxstyleProductions]

...Translation from the subtitles:

Oh, how pretty you are

How you lie there in the hay

Oh, how pretty you are

You are in one word 'Powerful'

I like you, I like you, I like you, and I get itchy everywhere.

I wanted to ask you, if you want to ride with me in my car over there.

Yes, the love of the man goes through the stomach.

And how you can cook, I love to eat that.

It was in the time the average Dutch person couldn't understand English, lol.

[VegaOmega23]

I bet that was what his parents sang him at bedtime. 

[HeavyMetal469]

guys got his rape face one 24/7

[Killercrusader]

This song has more talent and better lyrics than "Friday"

[aleg12]

hmmmm, dumbo mixed with a human?

[Dymys200]

Lyrics: I will fuck you in the morning, fuck you late at night, fuck you while the moon or the sun is shining bright, I wanna fuck you, yes, i wanna fuck you, i wanna fuck you babay, but your door is closed, i will fuck you at the backseat, off my news car, I will fuck you in a toilet, of a well distinguished bar, I wanna fuck you, yes, I wanna fuck you, I wanna fuck you baybah, but you door is closed, I sorry baby, Epic Piano Solo, <3

[linkfantic12345]

Come for the gigantic ears. Stay for the awe inspiring music.

[xShawnutsx]

I have been waiting for this moment all my life

[DiiXoN1]

HOLD 4 lolz all the way :)

[curlymccr3]

Dutch swag

[Dan1104xv]

awesome pianist, brilliant lyrics too.

[musiclove824]

best 1 minute and 58 seconds of my life.

[theraVen27]

awesoem!

simply awesome!!!

this is what creepy guys did before there was rape.

[slaytheweakxx]

uhm.... HIS EARS ARE FUCKIN HUGE LOL!

[sukoXUryuu]

Oh my god this is the coolest thing ever.

[MsSmileCentral]

His eye contact is disturbing. 

[MsSmileCentral]

O_O

*pedofile alert*

[Kookenoo]

HIS EARS ARE HUMONGOUS

JUST LOOK AT THOSE THINGS

[aarossell]

oh yes

[thecoolwater]

why is this a WTF video???....this is the coolest song ever !!

[luckynumba77]

dude obviously u wanna get some of that poontang, but you're putting the steroids in the wrong place bro...now maybe if u hold a black feather with your nose and start flying, you could get somewhere ;)

[ianharkin]

He looks like a wing nut with them flappers!

[CsFerchox]

hahahaha so funny song :D

[ifuckandhatenaruto]

Huge Ears !

[keviichann]

The ears are fake everyone, he's a dutch comedian -.-' thumbs up so everyone can see

[johnking33762]

@keviichann Oh watch out for those crazy Dutch comedians. They're so edgy!

[mauileqwerty]

Try the front one

[NanaNarcotic]

"What the hell!? I locked the door!"

"Doors can't keep us from each other."

[TheExplodingGuitar]

Those ears can't be fucking real.

[Davids373]

LOL The subtitles are dutch and translates it in what just parents wanna hear

[HolyFire1717]

his ears are big because he likes it in the ear if u kno wat i mean

[clearlywatching]

Wth is with his ears?

[metallicajoeblack]

Perv much??? 

[jamie9131]

That was cool LOL



[watchingvids101]

OH MY GOD HIS EARS!!!!

[semnekar]

why

[TheNinjachick13]

The hell is wrong with his ears?

[ZTOID]

@TheNinjachick13 He's a dutch comedian and the ears are obviously fake.

I don't see the WTF here. Just watch one of Will Smith's early shows, it's pretty normal to be rough like this nowadays.

[DaKrazedKyubizt]

well... an another note, he's a pretty good pianist.

[kissguy2]

:D This guy reads my thoughs!

[blainey25]

THE EARS.

[themariobros45]

umm he's looking at me i don't wanna get fuck by a big eared man

[MuffinxOverlord]

Are those ears seriously real?

[SyddyIsADollface]

I was hoping they would look like Mr. Spocks...

[svommams566]

You know what they say about men with big ears.

[ksivic497]

it sucks his ears are that big...he hears more of his own brutal music

[girlwolf16]

well i dont wanna feck you...............

[yulielmejo]

hahahahahaha great

[qball69101]

omg the ears.

[camelcowboy]

he must have some stellar hearing

[mcdonaldsmashers]

can human ears be that big naturaly??? O_O

[aPeacefulCitizen]

those ears...

[ShinigamiTony]

....well i don't wanna fuck you...

[the1stkneegrowever1]

the only man that can hear better than chuck noris

[TheIkidsEde]

i wanna feck you

[karmisson]

His ears are so big he can hear someone fart 3 days in the future.

[ArchangelVampire]

omg.. all i can say

[Z0MBIEdeluxe]

belgen zyn epic

[sumoman25]

wat.

[Broodsnijplank]

Lol, the dutch subtitles make it even more epic xD Translated subtitles: Mr. P. I Want to fuck you Oh, You're so pretty As you're laying there, in the hay Oh you're so beautiful You are in one word 'Mighty'. I like you I like you I like you And im itching everywhere. I wanted to ask you whether you want to go in my car, that is right outside And drive around. LOL

[Meninx87]

Damn it's catchy!

[Paintballegend]

His ears are so fucking big o.O

[CharlieSincinatti]

you know this guy gets major ass

[ratedr3nigma]

My door is not closed.

[klaudauskas]

yeah man, you can fuck your ears in anywhere.

[sylverrain]

Yes, and that door is gonna remain closed...

[LiesxHeid]

What's up with the dutch wrong translated phrases?

[christopherjc]

wtf is with those ears? he could hear me fart on pluto

[christopherjc]

wtf is with those ears? he could hear me fart if i were on pluto

[KisamesBabyTeeth]

the fuck is up with his ears? xD

[jivadev]

Wim De Bie is de max!!!

[tommo1313]

ther's a reason the door is closed

[Heidilovesmusic22]

Oh my god he's ears are fucking huge..just sayin...

[takemeaway1601]

Open the damn door already!! LMAO

[yanagimorishiro]

lolepic :D

[terrorsquadlith]

i hope those arent real ears

[WinsomeJohnny]

@terrorsquadlith I think those are REAL ears, thats why he has to sing about this, cause who is gonna willingly give it to him???..

[terrorsquadlith]

@WinsomeJohnny who knws maybe his dick is as big as those ears :DD then i think he could be popular with ladies

[bigbadbowtie572]

It's funny as hell when he lifts his eyebrows @ 0:53.

[shadowflyffmaster]

AHAHAHA its dutch subtitels he says i wanna fuck you but the subtitels say i like you XD!

[legofreak2000]

@shadowflyffmaster Interestingly enough, the word fuck comes from dutch.

[shadowflyffmaster]

@legofreak2000 well they do say it alot but these subtitels just dont match like the first sentance "i will fuck you in the mornig" and subtitels say "o your so pretty" it just doesnt make sence

[666CorpseRot]

there is no way those are his real ears lol they are as big as my fuckin hands

[dontsendmecrap22]

Is it wrong to be aroused?

[comedyman112]

@dontsendmecrap22 especially if ur a guy xD

[terrorsquadlith]

@dontsendmecrap22 no, if youre a girl

[eyeassault]

dude is a pro listener

[iL0V3ABL3]

Damn, them some big ass ears

[Nanoitz]

Me too!!!

[Auvrith]

Lol, I hope he's not talking to me...

[wowza2290]

HAH! his ears are huuuge!

[questfortheholybail]

hahahha,

the whole translation is dutch, and it appears that he is singing something totally different. like: I like you, you can cook very well, I would like to ask you for a date on the backseat of my new car. etc.

[ScreamoBaptism]

Those are some MAJOR ears.

[WhatAboutKenneh]

are those fake ears?

[Paymer007]

They translate i want to fuck you for: i love you? XDXDXD

[area4689]

im soo gonna be listening to this while having sex! woohoo!

[poopooblue]

What?! Is this guy a maniac?!!?

[Krazy4lasers]

ear sex



[pokercees]

why dutch translation? i swear here in the netherlands everyone understands what he's singing, but what's more fucked up is that it's the wrong translation.....

[SUPERNACHOLOVER]

He probably had an erection the whole time

[Askelairlines747]

WTF?? when he says " i wanna fuck u" the subtitles read " I love u".....??? XD

[wildjoker786]

i want to fuck his ears.

[Toeko01]

@wildjoker786 oh lol xd

[zippyj34]

damn look at those effing dumbo ears

[ashurathesadxhacker]

why is it he sounds and looks like robin Williams?

[iPwntNubs]

LOL I LOVE HIS EARS

[OhMeinSadie]

Hmm. He has big ears.

[cjgone2]

I need to learn this song.

[DSJeffers]

I really hope those ears are fake for his sake...

[nandoanalog]

Giving cool a whole new meaning.

[CamillaCalamity]

You know what they say about guys with big ears ;)

[4NG3LxD3M0N]

that person ruined the piano by sitting in front T.T

[katprincess929]

Well I guess it is inappropreate. Lol And if he would quit singing weird songs and quit acting so dang creepy like a pervert her door might be open! Lol

[katprincess929]

This is hilarious (I acidentally flagged this as inapprotprate cause im on my ipod)!! And he looks like the old guy from "Meet the Robinsons" when they showed him when he was younger!!!!! :O

[DarkOrbit149]

Well I am sorry to say that this monkey eared freak did not get laid tonight and he never has and never will.

[felixguncat]

And the dutch subtitles say that she's beautifull.

[Xx032]

i wanna play piano like that D=!!.... oh fuck wait... look at those ears!!!!!!!!..... i wanna fuck a piano like that

[grayinu]

1:07- 1:23, just looks like he is masturbating

[Discodustt]

huh? those dutch subtitles doesn't make any sense at all...

[dannyrobijnfifa]

@Discodustt

nope

not at all :P

[storagetank6272]

He sang this on the Lawrence Welk show.

[Sk8Iegend]

Maybe if your ears werent so fucking huge her door might open

[imunick2]

it seems like part of some comedy show, and taking comic sketches out of their context and showing them as "real" does not count as "WTF?".

[OfficerNelson]

@imunick2 I will fuck you in the mornin', fuck you late at night, fuck you while the moon or the sun is shining bright... I wanna fuck you, yes, I wanna fuck you. I wanna fuck you baby, but you're being an asshole, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the art in front of you.

[imunick2]

@OfficerNelson oh i'm sorry, i'm not your mother, so no fucking with me tonight or any other night. your mother, on the other hand (or dick or whatever she shoves up her holes) would really love to get some, so remember to pay her a visit (every other guy in her vicinity does). enjoy my art, baby.

[OfficerNelson]

@imunick2 Your art being raping a corpse? That's a bit... well... alright, we all have our different definitions of art.

[imunick2]

@OfficerNelson that would be your art, mine is to show you who is your lord and master, loser. read my previous comment again if it was too much to understand the first time.

[OfficerNelson]

@imunick2 My lord and master... y'know, let's not get into that, YouTube being a supposedly teen-friendly environment.

[imunick2]

@OfficerNelson hence the kind words you wrote to me in your reply to my comment? you're losing track of morality and logic. all this is quite funny though, as the video is about a pianist who sings about fucking (raping).

[OfficerNelson]

@imunick2 Chalk up one for Team Troll, please.

[mastersan22]

hahaha, the dutch subtitels are so funny XD

[MrFreakaccident]

This guy makes Tommy Lee look like a nun.

[5B1]

those are dutch subtitles but theyre not at all about fucking :P