Star Wars: The Holiday Special Part V

[TheFebban]

This suck on so many levels. If i had watched this as a kid iwoul never had watched star wars. geez. Poteating, whiskeysnoorting morans that did this. im watching this only too se how mutch of this i can take,and its going t the limit,god,how many parts are there. Itchy?wheres Schratchy??

[NCC1371]

were those legos?



[kevo23630]

I can't help but think poor kid that has to play the kid wookie, or poor dwarf? Star Wars liked to use alot of little people in their movies

[DB0175]

Not sure if I can stand watching this any longer...idk which video is more difficult 2 watch all the way 3 guys and a hammer or this Awful star wars special..

[Award80]

After I post this comment I'm destroying my laptop. I want to burn this.

[gorn9146]

This is like the Deathstar Trench Run. The further you go, the more difficult and dangerous it gets. Stay on target. Stay on target!

[Serena2009ification]

4:04-4:18

I always wondered what dropping acid felt like. Now I know, and it is horrifying!

[MikeDracoman]

The more parts I watch, the worse my nausea gets...

Can't take it! Gonna puke!!

[ownowbrowncow420]

Like i sed before.....They where on copious amounts of coke...There just like "Kazook! ya that sounds awesome.....we should get some more cocaine tho..."

[MatSallehBoleh]

I'm actually watching this. Through tears of shame - this is more shameful than wanking off to a photo of my mum

[fairfield101]

This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of life on this planet!

[zorokism]

how much more is there? im not sure.. i can.... endure this for much longer...

[fjccommish]

Who came up with "Life Day" for a Christmas special?

[PainSurgeon]

"starwars raping" just got a whole new definition for me. I thought the prequels had problems but man.... this is just ... still, lumpy is better than jarjar :p

[PainSurgeon]

very "special" indeed

[JessParanormal]

Wait... Kashyyyk is pronounced Kasook?

[jebediahbrownmit]

Finally we have an answer to that age-old riddle: "what do you get when you cross a kaleidescope, a jar of raw ether, and a piece of shit?"

[jebediahbrownmit]

looks like Norton finally went to the moon

[300daysandnights]

drugs

[ThePalaeontologist]

TRIVIA - Raxus Prime was inspired by a ruinous pile of disposed VCR's from this Holiday Special George Lucas saw tipped on his own drive. Fucking fact.

[pochopaz7381]

4:06 a sexual scene? Really!?

[rarevideosandfilms]

the kaleidoscope looks like a shitty version of a james bond opening titles.

[osmdude101]

ANYBODY NOTICE HOW FROM PART I, THE VIEWS SLOWLY STATRED DECREASING UNTILL SUDDENLY THERE'S ONE LEFT ON THE ENDING VIDEO. THUMBS UP IF YOU KNOW IT WAS F*CKING JAR JAR.

[eisregen4]

@osmdude101 im going through it now matter what....

[EinSofVirtuoso]

Find the kaleidoscope scene the best part so far

[schnubbel76]

2:10 lumpy sounds like a freakin tauntaun

[xxPsychorabbitxx]

Human guy - "Why the long shaggy faces?"

Wookies - "Poor costume design."

Also, the acid trip kalleidoscope... very nice. It's very appropriate for the family values sort of message we're getting, here.

[wiseidiot5763]

I REALLY want to stop watching but I feel obligated to see for myself how this crap ends. Damn you George Lucas. You may not be getting my money right now but you're certainly taking my time.

[Romarinho89]

with the money wasted on this POISON they could have made a movie abut the Yuuzhan Vong Wars in Star Wars

[McShadowspawnx]

the views get lower as the parts go on. If that ain't a sign that this is a total piece of crap.

[joker200911]

4:06 "2 girls 1 cup"

[Reoh0z]

SOMEONE SHOOT ME NOW, I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS CRAP!!!

[KingRaider77]

I can't watch this anymore

[999MichaelMyers999]

Bigfoot?

[toXiicna]

o.O wtf... I thought I could watch all the parts but ...this is soo lame, even if I like chewbacca and I think this whole family thing is kinda cute xD ..buuut no no this is so bad bad bad BAD george lucas how could you?!

[D4X4D]

THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED... HOW CAN YOU EVEN JUDGE LUCAS FOR HIS BACKGROUND CONGRUENCY ISSUES IF HE DOES THIS TYPE OF SHIT.

[zombiefraser]

I think adding jar jar binks to it, would make it better, and thats saying a lot

[blaxicat2005]

@TLAMStrike lol!

[nothosaur]

This is really a fast-paced show!! I can't keep up with the plot!

[DarthRushy]

Am I a tough SW fan for being capable of watching the entire Holiday Special without any anger/despair issues?

[mytube01707]

PROTON PACK???!!!  From Ghostbusters???

[budgybottom75]

wait, did he say "kazook" planet? 0:44

kazook?? and all this time i thought it was pronounced cash eek.

wow, glad this came out now! how embarrassing would it be if we continued to call kazook Kashhykk!!

Thanks random star wars special guy!

[miccnev]

i feel dirty for having liked this as a kid now.

[JustaYardWorker]

This is NOT star wars, whoever made this is just using the characters (thumbs up If u agree)

[FreshandFancyFree]

Did that old pedophile just give Grandpa Wookie some Viagra? ._________.

[blaxicat2005]

@FreshandFancyFree Oh God......0___0

[themrelephant123]

they long hairy faces cause they watched this

[themrelephant123]

grampa's face is UGLY!

[Bton1233]

wow must me acid on kashiik fucken tripp outt



[TheBlueAnon]

My eyes are bleeding.......i feel like im being skullfucked.....slowly

[PurplePeopleEater918]

....I cannot believe I am watching all of this *STABS SELF* I can do it, I can do... it.... oO

[mojoagogo]

you think Art Carney forgot his "mind evaporator" line for a few seconds, but they just said "Ah, screw it. Leave it in."?

[CaptainCornkernel]

I'm starting to regret forcing myself to watch the entire thing.

[TheProudAmerican777]

They can't even name the planets right. Comon, I've seen better on the disney channel.

[belowthepovertyline]

2:10 Sounds like that blowjob sound effect on Howard Stern

[wesafree]

DEAR GOD THERE'S TWELVE OF THESE?? I'M NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONE???

*stabs self*

i can do it. must turn to the dark side. i can do this.

[seonidh]

Im holding out for the cartoon

[Fjodin]

WOW! I am still here. I even have whill to continue after coocking part IV!

[seonidh]

@Fjodin me too although the noose is waiting, dont think I can continue much longer.

[Fjodin]

@seonidh I am actually on part 12!!!! I need to have a break for 1 day and then continue. I must finish this! This is my final test to become true Sith :) :) :)

[seonidh]

@Fjodin I got to part 10, you know in the Stanley Kubrick movie A Clockwork Orange when they force Malcolm McDowell's eyes open and make him watch the violent scenes again and again and again. This would have a similar effect! I so want to reach the end but my mind may be gone! The darkside is strong but this mind numbing trauma is stronger.

[temporary1121]

i cant hold on......this is my last video of this.... im sorry......i cant continue X . X

[TheIntruders]

This is when TV was run by fags.

[krakenwave]

I can't get over how the Wookie treehouse got furnished straight out of the 1978 Sears catalog.

[AddAsFriend2011]

the director has to first watch the movie, then make a special.

[Angel2WIN]

proton packs: for ghostbusters AND wookies!

[Cheddar420ful]

Happy Life Day! The Force bless us...every one.

[elroncho]

Still better than the prequels.

[sonep511]

I can't take it, i stop here

[deadline27]

4:38 were in Revenge of The Sith

[deadline27]

the KAZOOK planet???

[kochdog]

After this, Lucas never did acid again...

[meckorocks]

@LongHuntre they r . . .

[Plumavision]

Not Lucas' finest hour.

Nobody`s perfect.

[HorenziAndTheAlps]

3:43 is it a dildo machine?

[HorenziAndTheAlps]

2:17 He kissed a Wookie, and he liked it?

[gspendlove]

When Chewie finally gets home for Life Day, he should tear the shopkeeper's arms out of his sockets for trying to molest his son....and Luke's, too, for flirting with his wife.

And basically, anyone involved in making this special.

[TLAMStrike]

The reason the Empire blockaded the planet was to prevent this from getting out...

[Gojiraking1]

Did he just call Kashyyyk "KaZOOK?

[bjrdelaney]

@Gojiraking1 You didn't know it was pronounced KaZOOK? Wow you know nothing about Star Wars. I bet you don't know that Darth Vader is Yoda's father too, right? But I did notice that and I was like "what the..."

[bigshoes123321]

Its like someone wrote a fanfic, won the lottery, and spent all their money making this terrible "holiday special"

[Furyspawn22]

@bigshoes123321 No fan would ever do this to star wars

[spam1138]

@bigshoes123321 na, fans would make a better film then this

[dgdaner]

time to go brutally murder sasquatch. yes just because there is a slight resemblence

[HunterPrototype]

Help me. Its over. The Force left me after part three. I will go and die

[Htown75]

My head is about to explode!!!! FUCK!!!!

[gman2966]

HAPPY LIFE DAY MY ASSS!!!!!!

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!

WHO EVER DIRECTED THIS SHOULD BE HUNG AND BURNED ON A CROSS!!!

[dingo48307]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse........

[dillzboy]

I asked for a Jefferson Starship singing hologram for christmass ..but all I got was socks

[superkidsco]

oh so the proton pack is like a wookies drug.

[Dadrummerdude]

haha part 1 has 80 000 views by part 5 theres 9000 :)

[bull068]

Proton Pack? They must have a ghost problem.

[sjhanfac3]

Is this why the Death Star got blown up as they were too busy dealing with retarded wookies?

[Bravebannana]

Itchy want a scratch for life day

[Kyross]

Something up with that guy, mackin' on wookiees like he does.

[maxhazard]

is that some sort of porno machine that Itchy sits in?

[314313546]

Harrison Ford's part to me is the highlight of the show because its so obvious on his face that he is so embarassed to act in this

[shadowfrost44]

HAPPY LIGHT DAY!

[shadowfrost44]

I dont know if I can make it to the end! lol

[WEHTTAM46714]

The LSD Trip is a nice touch !!

[johnnyinsnj]

I'm yawning...I'm yawning some more...and ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[dork94596]

I wonder if the proton pack will cure Itchy's constipation???

[peteypiranha128]

WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS :((((((((((

[iKAY1i]

STOP IT!!!!

[Mistofknowledge]

dear god

[randomjunk1977]

OH NO!!!! Not Marshall law on the kazoo planet!

[tsartodd]

the mind boggles at whatever thoughts must've been going through Jackie Gleason's mind if he had managed to sit through this dreck to watch his old friend Art Carney.

[WeAreSentineL]

It has some tolerable moments, but I wanna finish watching because I need some nerd cred.

[rickroller99]

the shopkeeper gave lumpy a box of random crap - leftover parts from other stuff he assembled that he couldnt figure out where it went. and he gave itchy an electric chair, turned it on to put him out of his misery, and what we see is the psychedelic death experience going toward the light tunnel etc. etc. people talk about

[henrymccool40]

In all the history of bad films thise would rank #1 ........... I'm going to finish it , only because my cable is out !

[maidenrulz1]

I remember seeing this when it first came out. I was 8 years old, my parents went out that night and I watched with my babysitter (who I had a crush on, LOL). I guess Iiked it at the time, I can't really remember, but I was only 8 then, LOL. A few years back TV Guide did a cover story on what they thought the 50 worst shows were. I'm surprised this one didn't make the list since it's infamous for being such a debacle. BTW, the old shopkeeper looks like Mr Hooper from Sesame Street.

[TKDLION]

WTF is up with the names in here. Itchy and Lumpy??? Those aren't names they're descriptions and in english! And why don't they sound like Chewbacca does... or even each other. "Itchy" makes the same noise my dog does when she takes a crap.

[langtongirl]

why is this so boring??? they had all the main actor, this could have been a million times better, and probably shorter too.

[phantom420000]

I want a hair drier that makes me trip balls.....

[BondisBourne78]

They could a filmed Chewy taking a dump for an hour an and half and it still would be better than this.

[tsartodd]

@BondisBourne78 i bet Chewy really COULD take a dump for an hour and a half. also, i wonder how bad Wookiee dookie would stink.

[JediKintaro]

must...finish......

[RotoPlasmX]

It's not just that it's shitty...IT'S ALSO BORING AS HELL!!!

[lenke08]

Chewies son sounds like a retarded ewok :(

[AnakinJediKnight62]

AH! WOOKIEE PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoshuaTaylor]

Wow...This is just awful.

[Follower0fKane]

Chewbacca's dad went on an LSD trip for life day...

[LDtheBrachio]

i like the sale man dude

[CJTANK12114]

so the dad guy gets high



[HarryPotter87]

GAY

[Christina314]

Happy Light Day, here's an LSD trip!

[HarryPotter87]

@Christina314 Is the Dihann Caroll part suppose to be "space porn"?

[sm2142]

ok, this is just getting horrible! be back in a minute, need my tequilla...the only thing that can save this film now...booze!

[ui1]

@sm2142 true

[commandersandwich]

like im supposed to understand fuckin wookies, let alone whole conversations. how are the wookie actors going to lead normal lives after this

[jediboomboom]

Ahhhh the Proton Chair from Star Wars Galaxies Life Day......what a useless in-game chair.

[JoshuaTaylor]

Words fail me...

Was Lucas ripped on too much cocaine at this point ?

That would be my guess.....

[BohemianTonks89]

Wookie sperm?

Nostalgia Critic said it best. This a holocaust of wrong.

[Dufase19089]

At least the tie fighters are cool

[evol3o0o]

so, the proton pack is for the space drug machine, ah-so.

[puppydogeyes96]

I just want to see Beatrice

[ficken3]

Kazook planet? Shouldn't it be Kazaak?

think my other comment got lost. I just hated all the crappy gay music they used in the background on kids specials back in those days. Why do you need music during dialogue parts? Although it beats wookie grunting I suppose.

[mbtion]

what is the point to this bullshit

[mallen92506]

i'm sorry to say there isn't one

[NerdsInTheBasement]

I kinda want to turn this off...But as a hard core fan I must watch all of it. :(

[groovyastrodude]

Anyone else notice how the number of people commenting on these videos decreases steadily the further you progress?

[Jebu911]

@groovyastrodude people are giving up im still hoping to see least one good part im loosing hope tho

[phantom420000]

@groovyastrodude because they all killed themselves

[mistercausality]

@groovyastrodude it's because ppl steadily kill themselves after viewing this poison.

[moviefan1500]

@groovyastrodude Only the people with the strongest will can make it to the end.

[groovyastrodude]

@moviefan1500

Good luck. I didn't.

[gman2966]

@moviefan1500

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!! THAT ME MOTHERFUKA!!!

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!

[ElWeyChingon]

.......did he jus kiss the little wookie?

[pridakfan253]

It's like a trainwreck. You don't want to watch, but you can't turn away.

[datalal624]

Yes, exactly! I know I should just skip to the Boba Fett cartoon or do something else...but I just can't. Dammit!

[ui1]

@pridakfan253

So true

[dogeymon83]

@pridakfan253 - I can turn away just fine.

[Metalgear55]

what the hell! Its like torture!!

More of a torturte then the new 3 films he made!

arggggggg

[rich639]

wow its like 90% fucking grunting, i shouldve just rented a porno