My BF3 Jet FAIL Moment.

[radwan699achmet]

friend i got quadra kill my own team with helicopter xD

[TheCHIEFMONGO]

what level or what ever do you have to be to get the jet?

[TheMetroidfanboy]

@TheCHIEFMONGO Simple. Lvl 0, It spawns, you take it. Like the rest of the vehicles.

[KillerBirds1003]

was your soldier drunk or was a bird flying it?

[electheded]

that reminds me of when i first got in a jet

[UyangPL]

Meanwhile in mw3 some glass breaks

[THENEVPRODUCTIONS1]

omg fake, that was just a fail that you tried to do for youtube not a fail that was done for real, poop

[OleMissdph]

sssssssetttupp

[TheBeiberslayer]

I couldn't do that if I tried !!!

( challenge accepted )

[axehandle20]

Now how the fuck did you manage that?

[00001204ful]

thats when you realize your flying controlls are on, Invert Y Axis.

[ADWMiner]

Well, everyone at start have crash with a jet even people that have a long game time experience in bf3 still can't drive a jet. Just like me...

[SuperCrazyguy45]

When i get this game,im going to be doing the same thing

[5hinkuro]

Well done, Ray Charles. Well done

[TheRomanBond007]

WTF the cop jet should've pulled you over for DUI!!!

[theiopl22]

what the hell is this.... tokyo drift?!

[Lrapsody27]

"Come on Greg, you've trained five years for this moment. Oh, that joystick wasn't supposed to come off. Balance, balance- Whoa whoa noo fuck fuck FUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!"

[Gordycrunch]

Drifting with a jet

[XXLB3AST]

i played bad company and my first jet try i got like 3 kills

[Nemisis2290]

@XXLB3AST There are no jets in bad company scrubbb

[XXLB3AST]

@Nemisis2290 hey bitch asshole mutherfucker the controls for flying a chopper in bad company are the same for jets in bf3

[Nemisis2290]

@XXLB3AST RAAAAAAAAGE MOAR N00B!

[XXLB3AST]

@Nemisis2290 atleast i have a life trololololollollllllololololol­olloololololololol

[Nemisis2290]

@XXLB3AST You have a life...you replied to me less than 3 hours after I posed LOOOOOL

YOU R RAGER N00B SCRUB, GO OUTSIDE MOAR NO MOAR VIDEO GAIMZ!

[XXLB3AST]

@Nemisis2290 umad trololol i have a life cause im not youtube at 6 am i rspond at 11am minus 5=6 u know math?

[Nemisis2290]

@XXLB3AST You keep trying SO HARD to prove me mad :O What are you even doing off of work at 11am? Oh that's right, you don't have a life, so you sit on your ass all day spamming "umad" and "trololol" to people of higher education than you.

[XXLB3AST]

@Nemisis2290 lol is was off and atleast my picture isnt all the troll emotions

[Nemisis2290]

@XXLB3AST At least I don't have playlists with meme songs for 10 hours each

[XXLB3AST]

@Nemisis2290 i just added it stalker why u following me

[Nemisis2290]

@XXLB3AST More like why you following ME? LOL You're the one who went on my channel scrub :) UMAD?!

[XXLB3AST]

@Nemisis2290 nope i just got a friend lolol

[USSWISCONSIN64]

@XXLB3AST but its a helicopter not a jet ok?

[XXLB3AST]

@USSWISCONSIN64 yes wisconsin i know but what the other fag doesnt know is that in bad company one the helicopter has the same controls as the jet in bf3

[USSWISCONSIN64]

@XXLB3AST i know that. i have both bad company 1 and 2.

[XXLB3AST]

@USSWISCONSIN64 its ok the nub didnt know that so he raged

[USSWISCONSIN64]

@XXLB3AST i see.

[Danny91252973a]

You sir. Are a true ace.

[CanalDoTom]

I suck at Jet but at least i can just put it up...

[raydavid300]

Yeah...i remember when i was drunk flying..

[ChaosZero]

There goes 30+ million dollars worth of taxpayer's money.

[Pductions]

I liked your drifting though

[IceDragoons]

Lol i did get off the ground but a stinger Took me out after 30 seconds

[RedTarget1000]

I still can't pilot anything, mainly because there are like 5 people camping at the jet or chopper spawn.

[randomprimate]

really though, EVERYONE crashed the jet the first time. There is no way in hell somebody picked it up that quickly.

[johnnyrckt]

Alright that's it I need to start playing battlefield again. Own the skies again. I loved taking out jets with the Cobra TV in BF2

[dinamitekid191]

@johnnyrckt the tv missile blows now..

[TTGmw4]

Day 3, I still can't Ralf3410's comment.

Food and water is scarce.

[Ang3lScar]

@TTGmw4 press see all comments then press CTRL+F at the same time. write ralf3410 in the popup box.

[TibGaming]

@TTGmw4 Or just look at the top comment and stop writing shitty jokes.

[JacktheJackRabbit]

@TTGmw4 Dude it's the top comment, aint that hard.

[Rand0mD0nkeys]

@TTGmw4 hahahha!

[ArnuxsGaming]

@TTGmw4 Just use bloody ctrl+f

[boboriginal]

@TTGmw4 Has everyone forgotten about ctrl+F?

[Nush62]

@TTGmw4 show all comments then ctrl+f

[jkcrusher18]

@TTGmw4 click "see all" comments, ctrl + f, then type the person's name. easy bro

[volound]

@TTGmw4 ctrl + f, retard.

[ollethegreat4]

@TTGmw4 1. press "view all comments.

2. press Ctrl + f

3. Write "ralf3410" in searchbox

4. Press enter

5. Read Ralf3410's comment.

6. Stop bitching about not finding comments.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@ollethegreat4 guess what happenes when i open all comments...my computer freezes

[LOTRotaconLOTR]

and I thought I was the worst

[Yozer245]

...what a waste of $55 million dollars.

[Thearbiter84]

@Yozer245 Later...

Officers:So you crashed your plane in a takeoff accident?

Pilot:Er...sort of.

Officers:?

Pilot:I had an epic fail and wasted $55 million dollars.

Officers:Bye bye, n00b.

[SuperXJuice]

looks planned dude....

[cody79921]

ahhhhhhhhh suicide

[iElimination]

if i installt the game on my pc.when its repaired.. The pc. i will definetly fly a jet but with only the gun it is pretty hard..

[undercop5567]

Lol... The first time I tried to fly a jet was on the carrier in Kharg Island. I was the jet in the back, and the guy infront of me wasn't moving, so I started to go anyway, and his jet started lagging all over the carrier, and then my jet spontaneously combusted and his fell in the water. YOU HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE

[Kojvvv]

Made me laugh so hard, can't see you infront BF3 playing, screaming, sweating and laughing.

[12Kringle82]

Premeditated fail.

[therealkyarush]

Up is down and down is up.

[ADWMiner]

You can tell how many time a guys have played bf3 just by seeing him driving a jet

[RedDeadGamerEN1986]

Come Fly With MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E *boom*

[uSiriusi]

I think I didn't even take off, my jet just exploded in the beta as I was about take off :X.

[nightracerful]

i rember when i first flew accidentlly jump out at 2000 feet

[EmperorXaozx]

Fail-Crash

Win-Drifting

[NJT97]

General: where is my beutiful SU 27

piolet: uhhhh yeeeeaaaaa um about that

[james65508]

I died in the jet in less that 2 seconds xD

[laztoy1]

too much awesomeness to handle.

[moocw7889]

ooh. we have lift off, 2 seconds later, oh  shit im going down

[RockerForever24]

wtf is this, tokio drift?

[rambo1999bauer]

@RockerForever24 no mario kart

[KingMexican21]

Plz don't drive a jet again...

[5THunderlord]

Use the boost to get through?

[INFERred8]

its ok guyz.....im an engineer :D

[litonliton62]

nice drift

[Rensdomino5000]

Now go up in the air, fly horizontal, push your boost button and at the same time a or d. Air drifting FTW.

[7700thistedmatias]

hahahaha i think it was funny

[Ralf3410]

lets face it basiclly everyone who flew a jet in BF3 for the first time crashed within less that 5 minutes

[StrigonLead]

@Ralf3410 nope actually

[EddoMundo]

@Ralf3410 So true.

[AllStarComedian]

@Ralf3410 well said



[pokefan68]

@Ralf3410 not really. just a couple of years of ace combat 4 practice and i get a kill in a my first bf3 dogfight :P

[TheTurtleKing100]

@Ralf3410 more like 5 seconds

[TheDanu7]

@TheTurtleKing100 very true , i didn't even took off...just saying

[WhatBoutJac]

@TheTurtleKing100 I didnt even get the chance to throttle up -_-

[ManikBeaver]

@TheTurtleKing100 Let's not be that harsh on the playerbase eh ;), tho when you think about it... you are probably right xD

[HazardousMeerkat]

@Ralf3410 seconds*

[MainstreamHipster]

@Ralf3410 you mean 5 seconds

[kennykiller86]

@Ralf3410 actually i didnt crash i was a good pilot bc i was used to the controls

[3bood1998]

@Ralf3410 less than 10 sec lol

[RagingJewz]

@Ralf3410 Lol so true afte my 5th or so time i got the hang of it. Practice makes perfect

[dizodo]

@Ralf3410 i did not crash, i flew to high and it said get back so i threw myself out and then landed safely. not saying that i survived on the GROUND for more then 5 minutes

[mynamebeginswithone]

@Ralf3410 5minutes? i didn't even make it off the ground the first time

[DanTheEminemFan619]

@Ralf3410 Lmao when i first flew i was down in undr 10 seconds :P

[fierio1]

@Ralf3410 hahah totaly true (; i still suck ... tried now like 5 times the jet and still didn't got a kill ;d hope i get better somethimes ... xd

[AxierNigromante]

@fierio1 the jet in conquest is shit. Try the jet in assault, its gun uses explosive bullets or something and it makes a lot more damage

[fierio1]

@AxierNigromante what do you mean with "the jet in assault"? use the class assault instead of engineer or ...?:$

[AxierNigromante]

@fierio1 no, in assault mode. When you have to plant the bombs to advance.

[fierio1]

@AxierNigromante ow thanks ;d i'll try it ^^

[AxierNigromante]

@fierio1 And one more tip. In this game, your teammates should teamwork and sight enemies for jets and helicopters (everything would be easier), but not... so you have to select your own objectives when you pilot the jet (or helicopter): Aim where you think there are enemies and tap reèatedly "sight" button (on ps3 is "SELECT" button). With luck, you will sight some infantryman or tank.

[fierio1]

@AxierNigromante good tip! thanks ;d

[CockatooFilms]

@Ralf3410 10 mins*

[Pein269]

@Ralf3410 less than 20 sec bro less than 20 sec :(

[SmooveDoctor]

@Ralf3410 I've had the game since Christmas, and never even got in a jet.

[ICETEEBAG]

@Ralf3410 not true for me... my first flight was in a chopper and I managed to circle strafe it and kill a few people. now I can fly very low (2-4 feet from ground) and at top speed while doing so. I had a similar experience in the jet. get in, fly away flawlessly, maybe get a kill, eventually jump out or get shot down.

[Thunderstruck170]

@Ralf3410 maybe all u BC2 noobs did, but not ppl from BF2 and 1942

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

@Ralf3410 5 minutes? for the first few times i couldnt even take off lol. 

[XBennyPlaysX]

@Ralf3410 *seconds

[barcode0954]

@Ralf3410 yeah but shit i wasnt that bad the dude didnt even get off the ground LMFAO!!

[GreenleafFPS]

@Ralf3410 But we could figure out the, pull back on stick to take off..

[Elitescope2006]

@Ralf3410 Only asshats that came from CoD or BC did. Im a BF2 player, and did absolutely fine.

[bRTaKzCs]

Drift with plane ??

[XStevedx20X]

It's understandable to mess up on your first flight.

BUT REALLY?!

I mean, it's not rocket science that you just gotta push the stick back to pull up -_-



[JamesMovingTarget]

How the fuck could he FAIL at this ? D: ?

[buttfacewarrior]

Kazmikaziii

[TavenPrower]

WHO PUT BUTTER ON THE RUNWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roblamper]

looks exactly like my first flight attempt in bf3 , didn't know how to pull up !!

[XxCODfAn4LiFExX]

@roblamper same but i hit a tree........

[TheInquisitor2012]

YOU DROP KETCHUP IN THE LANDING STRIP !!

That's it no hotdogs for you .... and you ... and you there I know where you live ... Muah ah ...

A ... uh a hotdog .

[flowingwolfpack]

@0:08 "Oh, I see your problem ma'am."

[YourFavoriteArabTV]

my grandmother can drive a jet better than this and she is dead

[bugattiveyron432]

Il mio primo volo è finito con il risultato che non riuscendo a girare a destra, giravo su me stesso e, capovolto, mi sono andato a schiantare

[LilDeezy65]

gay

[Csforce]

You sir,have mega failed.

[xawzekz1337]

Idiot. You could get up

[burjkhalifa98]

@xawzekz1337 have u ever noticed that this was not even a week after the game came out.. not many ppl can be a pro at driving jets in their first day noob

[SilverWuzzy]

@xawzekz1337 my first jet fly was not much better..

[seath64]

I suddenly had the best idea, get it on the runway, drift around a tank. BEST JET DRIFTER.

[MasterApprenticeJW]

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll up and boom goes the dynamite.....-__-

[mikecustoms]

realisitc game my ass, that looks horrible, graphically, physically

[tkiller97]

@mikecustoms like your mom ;)

[Dinox242]

@mikecustoms STFU about your mom we dont want see her

[Plumyplum]

@mikecustoms This was before the actual release.

[monarchco]

@Plumyplum i.e. from caspian boarder on pc during the beta.

[TheJgonzo456]

@mikecustoms its more realistic then mw3 graphically and physically

[mikecustoms]

@TheJgonzo456 and, is it good because of that? both suck, but bf3 sucks harder because they're ambicious but rubbish,Epic fail, mw3 doesn't even try this, so there's less to fail at

[RaulORamires]

@mikecustoms How about a game with MW1 graphics and engine? eat that mother fucker.

[MasterApprenticeJW]

you should have did a barrel roll

[mrperuvianguy]

@MasterApprenticeJW HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL I LAUGHED ONE HOUR

[McLovinMoD1990s]

@MasterApprenticeJW No he should not have. He should have done a barrel roll.

[Antonio59018]

soldier:hey sarge, have u seen the new jets, they drift.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM­MMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sarge:no soldier, havnt seen them

[uhoh46]

Some one deserves a D.U.I

[theabyssaldemon]

Jesus I remembered my first flight. At least you GOT off the ground.

[PMillais123]

^everybodies first flight

[AfroSurfer287]

all i can say is learn how to fucking drive a jet!!!! if your not going to fly 1 at least know how to drive 1

[ZACHARYNIGHTFLAME]

little to much side way then up

[MegaJcarlson]

First Time?

[Rhino5153]

mdr fucking noob !!!

[zzApotheosis]

@95xXxdude That's another thing. I'd rather listen to annoying 12 year olds on cod than listen to fuckin jackasses like you nag on other people cause you don't have the self dicipline to respect other people's opinions. And what the fuck happened to the phrase "no offense"?

[Gary4500X]

Everyday I'm shuffling.

[exilebear42]

I love Battlefield games they have always been the best in my opinion.

[exilebear42]

Thats freaken hilarious!!!!!!!!

[zzApotheosis]

Ok so I'm a fresh bf3 player; I switched over from call of duty for a bit and I really like bf3. But I have one problem with bf3. Ya know how in cod you're always dying by camper? Well in bf3 I'm always dying too except it's for no reason. Ive been flying jets and helicopters and I always seem to blow up for no reason or just die in the cockpit for no reason. No offense but I'd rather die by campers than die for no reason.

[95xXxdude]

@zzApotheosis no...your just too shit for bf3 people who think they are pro in call of duty are the biggest dying noobs in bf3 . the people you are getting killed by are expierienced players from when battlefield started.

[Bingson1]

your a dumass

[watsucht]

why does this have 340k views?

[EvilLamas]

The Fast and The Furious Caspian Border Rush

[MrSatsuma64]

the russian pilot had too much vodka!

[theflyersfan28]

lol why you shot the ground

[AndThenCameThenC]

Osama would be proud...

[ilikefastcars65]

Mine was a wtf moment, before the match started I spawned in a jet when the match started it exploded

[WeTiedTheGame]

In Soviet Russia, you don't crash plane. Plane crash YOU.

[Flamejoker16]

Hahahah, I lol'd this happend to me the first time I tried jet :D