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  • Sounds like he is trying to make a Barry White video. Back up from the microphone.

  • Do you know what a POSSESSIVE NOUN is? I didn't think so, either.

  • Why is it called Mount Saint Helens? Why is there an apostroohe there when it is not needed? Saint Helen's Mountain - yes. But NOT Mount St. Helens. This is incorrect use of ... ooh, forget it!

  • Um, you don't have to focus on a keeping such a deeeeep and somber tone to convey gravity of any such situation. If so, why did I laugh so hard? All those poor Salmon. LOL And now the country music's kicked in, made me laugh even more. Joyous laughter! Oh, it's too much! So funny!

  • St. Helens eruption was George Bush's fault

  • Watched this at school the voice scared us sooo much :) XD

  • fourty thousand young samon.. all killed.. lol

  • This guys voice pisses me off.

  • @KartKing4ever it creeps me out

  • Why country music? We hate country music. And for a volcanic eruption? Come on.

  • the voice, omg the voice!!!!! Spent lots of my life coaching people how to use their voice...let's just say you have a future in porn. And just once I'd love to see someone post a video and NOT add music to it. God, that's distracting.

  • watching this alone at home.. the voice scared the shit out of me

  • Truman was a dumb ass and look at all the timber we got from it and i would like to know how you know exactly how many animals and fish died.....must have been a goverment job.

  • @Loudog577 yep government funded ~ our windshields collect 30 thousand bugs a month on the freeways and they are important to the eco system ~ hahahaha ! just saying

  • Can we get the narrator to say,"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"?......You know, like in Silence of the lambs?

  • amazing how a beautifull mountain with a perfect cone is now a huge crater within minutes

  • 5 billion ants lost there lives.

  • the narrator has a sign on his van "free candy"

  • * E O D...t-minus: 28

  • that guys vice is bad ass

  • I am jerking off to ur voice

  • Creeper voice!

  • Nothing says professional like narrating a catastrophic volcanic event with a voice that sounds like it's about to launch into a Mickey Spillane porno flick.

  • THIS SATURDAY=M A Y 21=JUDGMENT DAY/RAPTURE,100% FROM KING JAMES BIBLE which has 100% track record! GO H U M B L Y TO GOD like a child and beg humbly for mercy;HE RESISTS PRIDE! FREE PROOFS from WE ARE ALMOST THERE: family radio dot com; NO 2ND CHANCES. ”GOT SALVATION?” MAY 21 2011 no more salvation EVER! WE KNOW IF GOD LETS US KNOW.

  • I remember this day 31 years ago all too well.

  • On this day we started to get ready to go cut asparagus just like every other morning at 5:00 AM PST, only this morning at 8:15 am we heard like a thunder sound to the North/ West my wife and kids stood up and said " what was that we saw up to the sky it was clear and sunshine on this side of the mountains on the Lower Yakima Valley about 159 miles away and we said to ourselfs " that could not been a thunder the skies are very clear, we continued working when one of my boys said " look dad over

  • 1:09 "40 thousand young salmon.....all killed" hahahaha

  • I was there about two years ago. I saw the A Frame house. It was a sobering experience. I hope to make it back to the west coast and see St Helens one more time

  • Such a horrible tragedy, and I can't stop laughing thanks to your stupid voice!

  • Thumbs down to the country music that ruined this video!!

  • You're voice is creepier then that one guy on Halloween. *Random flashback* Yeah, I just pulled a Family Guy.

  • it sounds like the narrator is sleep like if he juss woked up hahaha

  • My God.

    If I ever make a video, I want you to narrate it.

  • The best video I have ever seen on Mt. Saint Helens, and all the information a plus, as I never even knew this. You did an "A1" job, scary voice and all. But honestly, your voice sounded really cool, like on "60 Minutes" and stuff. Get down on it homebody!

    Thanks for sharing! God Bless!

  • Ya, the voice thing is hilarious! Love it!

  • Watching this video gave Chuck Norris the 'creeps'. On his way out I heard him say, "..needs more cowbell. ".

  • two men died , one sheep, one car and one truck destroyed and a few mails lost.

  • OMG your halarious are you actually taking this seriously how come the person recording your voice didn't start 2 crack up or wet himself.

  • o.o i feel violated.

  • Damn while narrating you sound like a serial killer!!..

  • WHEN MOUNT ST HELENS BLEW A ROD 200 CRICKETS 347 WASPS 4 TRILLION ANTS 900 BABY RABBITS ALL DIED AND THE BLAST WAS EQ 2 MY EARLY MORNING CRAP BUT 2 FAMOUS CRICKITS DIED JIMMY,AND HIS SISTER ELLEN WE WILL ALL MISS U FOR LIVING NEAR A VOLCANO.............. BLA BLA BLA

  • @checkthisout67 Your are worse than Walt Disney, making us cry over these critters, ya know! bla bla LOL

  • Dude, your creepy.

  • Saw 9.

  • the narrator sounds like batman!!!

  • chuck norris refused to leave aswell

  • The voice scared me a little bit. Im not going to lie. Good job if that was what you were trying to do.

  • Batman delivered the narration

  • I love my mountain! I live in the town called the "Gateway to Mt. St. Helens".

  • "my name is jmackoregon...and i'd like to play a game." LOL

  • cant really take this video seriously with this narrator

  • i think he is gonna fuck this shit

  • and then the country song came in and i swear i nearly pissed my pants- god i love this video- i actually was in washington still am when this happened(i was 10) we had ash blanket our area -!

  • damn this narrator sounds like barry whites half retarded brother mixed with part phone sex caller and a pervert stalker! I could not stop laughing despite all the tragedy and destruction- this is a youtube classic!

  • hahaha 8:32 am that sucks

  • I agree. Should we feel sorry for the narrator? I mean-PLEASE-people. This was a geological event that we humans had NO CONTROL OVER. But we learned from it, and if you compare POMPEII to Mt. St. Helens-NO loss of life. Americans can't handle death-we just write a stupid country song and everything is fine until the NEXT disaster.

  • worst narration ever

  • Holy crap....I thought I was watching Saw for a minute.

  • i sympathise with your plight

    where can i donate

  • Dude, you are creepy!

  • You sound like jigsaw! xD Say "Wanna play a game?"

  • Thanks for the video , we are making our way there on the weekend, looking forward to the adventure

  • To be charitable, perhaps "sombre", which is in keeping with the subject, may be a more charitable description than "creepy". Howeve, it is a salutory lesson in avoiding amateur sound mixing efforts !

  • you sound like the voice of the killer on saw. haha nice and pretty damn accurate factual info though

  • Yes the narration sounds like a crucial round of golf or stalking lions

    at night on the Serengeti.

  • ughhh lucky it eruptid when u where there!!! all i saw was steep coming out on my b-day.

  • inimmaginabile..che spaventosa potenza!

  • ahhh your voice is creeping me out! AHHHHHHHHHH

  • I find it very creepy that this guy's name is J Mack Oregon and I LIVE in Oregon!

  • funny thing is i say agatromic or some shit by accident of a mouth fumble and hardly anyone makes a comment about it. I meant to say atomic bombs. thanks for the comments though ...you guys crack me up !!

  • omg lmao the whole voice this is funny, heres the deal , mike rowe im not. but besides that when i was making the vid i thought the mic i was using sounded very tinny , so i messed with the audio effects ( bad idea ) added bass to my already fairly deep voice and posted it... heard it later on different speakers and realized it sounded a bit odd........

  • crazy narrating?

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  • Everything is wow ..... the pictures are wow .... the voice is wow !!!!

  • scary voice of narrater!!!!!!!! Creapy

  • shit

  • right on bookworm the guy takes the time to make a cool video to watch and inform others of a historical event and his voice was the only interesting thing that you people found worthy of commenting on......thanks for the great video jmack

  • Narration is a bit on weird, but the footage is great!

  • SWEAR TO ME, VOLCANO!

  • I didn't know batman did documentaries..

  • @markevens  Who are you.. ....Im batman...

  • narration sucks

  • Just because someone has a deep voice, doesn't make them a pervert. Remember Johny Cash, the "Man In Black"? He had a deep voice too. So cut out the smear campaign, and leave the guy alone.

  • "would you like to see my private parts?"

  • you will die in 7 days ;-)

  • that poor cow at 3:34 =(

  • this isn't just a volcano. this is an M & S volcano

  • yeah this volcano has nothing on the destructive power of this guys voice. can't you guys hear his spit moving around in his mouth?? ewwwwww  0:30

  • You need to take the narration of this ...you sound like a pervert crouching in a dark alley, awaiting his next victim

  • stupid

  • PERV! Hard On for Eruption!

  • blow baby blow cheers mate : ]

  • Simple fix. Rerecord it. Back away from the mike. WAY back! And turn down the gain!

  • Very annoying narration!

  • I think he's a ranger alright... a butt ranger chasing poo dickers in the forest. What a puke

  • WTF?

    

  • "Hi, this is Barry White...."

  • mate you trying to make me fall asleep

  • ya kinda retarded narration, does it really matter if soo many animals died, and then you have to go into description of how many were BIG game and so on.. guy is obviously a hunter that is saddned more by the loss of his hunting grounds then anything

  • Dear Narrator, Please stay far away from my children.

  • @saze9y14 He sounds like a pedo, I heard him and was about to comment, and then I seen what you said. Hahahahahahah.......

  • @saze9y14 yea he creeps me out! and i'm a kid!

  • @saze9y14 One of the best comments ever!

  • Your voice is scarier than the Mountain Exploding.

  • I think the narration is cool, personally....

  • Potential YouTube posters, this is what happens when you post a video and narrate late at night when you live in your parent's basement and don't want to wake them up.

  • Were you trying to swallow the mike?

  • i had to turn off the sound cause its late and i couldn't keep myself from laughing at the creepy narration

  • Dude are you haveiong sex or what.

  • What a creepily over dramatic narration.

  • LAG!

  • Lose the voice

  • The photography is superb, but the narration is horrible.

  • The narrator is the same guy who has been pranking me...breathing heavy...asking for questionable acts and bags of apples.

  • Big Deal!!! The song at the end is horrible! Damn song seems to have a lesson to be learned hidden in it!! I hate that!

  • This narrator guy might aswell say ''would you like to play a game''

  • rly creepy narator. it's either jigsaw or a child moleystor. It also could be one of those quite radio talk show hosts.

  • Is Jigsaw narrating this?

  • @hostelmovies Yes, he wants to play a game.

  • Yes...can the narrator get a little CLOSER to the mike? I'm 'pretty' sure I can hear his TONSILS clanging together!

  • @abcpc1 LOL I CAN hear his tonsils clanking. Yeah a little to close to the mic.

  • Just listening to this dudes voice creeps me out. Gonna have nightmares now......

  • hahaha lmfao some say it looks like jesus, get a life u lot its a big piece of ov ash lmfao

  • It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose ~

  • This dude sounds like frank the rabbit from donnie darko

  • mounst st helens is supposed to be a tragedy, you know a natural disaster... you almost seem happy it fucked everything up... video is alomst good except for that child molesting voice and it goes to shit when we see ure little week ass explosion..

  • Damn streight, Mount St Helens will always be my #1 volcano, it would be awsome if it erupted again soon, even bigger and massive than 1980, keep supporting Mount St Helens

  • this is not jesus, this is a movement of tectonic plates

  • Narrator sounds like jesus....no but good video!

  • Only evangelical ass raping faggots would see jesus's face in every rock what a dumb shit! Do yourself a favor. . . Practice yoga, and shove your head right straight up your ass!

  • Only evangelical ass raping faggots would see jesus's face in every rock what a dumb shit! Do yourself a favor. . . Practice yoga, and shove your head right straight up your ass!

  • No. . . The narrator sounds like a heroine addict suffering from the ass end of a withdrawal, not a sexual predator, the question is why would you be thinking that in the first place?!? Planning on visiting playgrounds of a catholic church, go turn yourself in fullmetalferrit leave little boys alone you damn Micheal Jackson Impersonator.

  • "such as deer" ? no shit?

  • @burntdog88 LMAO I couldn't stop myself from laughing at that bit said in a deep voice. I can't find a video of Mt. St. Helens on YouTube that isn't funny or stupid or bad quality in some way. This is the best so far.

  • he sounds like a pedo

  • who is this creepy dude talking?

  • Face of jesus,hahahahahaha.Bloody americans.

  • Sounds like the narrator is on prozac and is trying to seduce some woman in a bad 70s porno- please leave the education process to national geographic!

  • Dude the whole sultry Morgan Freeman/Kiefer Sutherland-type voice is not working for you, and it is quite creepy. Release the hostages you have chained up in your basement.

  • i saw mt st helens coming home on a plane

  • @ItsTimothy where had it been?

  • Its not the Narration, its the audio. I could fix it and it would sound nice. He captures a mood, its just the audio needs some EQ adjustments and some filtering. Great vid! 30 Years!

  • THIS NARATOR SOUNDS LIKE A SEXTUAL PREDATOR!!!!CCCRRRRREEEEAAAPPY­!!!!!OMG!!!!cool video though

  • @FullMetalFerret6 i think it sounds sexy

  • @FullMetalFerret6 totally agree. is he trying to hypnotize me and the fondle me? sure sounds like it. call dateline quick! i feel dirty for having listened to it

  • @thedeviltroy LOL! I feel as if at anytime he is going to say "Now drop your pants and let yourself erupt".

  • @FullMetalFerret6

    Ahahah - after the first 2 works I was gonna say the same thing!!! Oh man! It also sounds like the bug from the Orkin commercial when the people were in the hot-tub and the bug does a wheelie on the bike! lol

  • @impreprex1979 LMAO IT DOSE! Thats so strange. I would freek if I heard that voice in my room in the middle of the night. (shudders) Yikes...........

  • @FullMetalFerret6 ha ha ha really!!

  • @Gitchimanadoo what's the song?

  • you sound like a peverted phone caller

  • His day job ... golf commentator

  • From 0:20 to 0:30 watch the smoke -- see if can spot the bald eagle rise out of it.

  • Sounds like that guy from Saw...........

  • narator is one creepy fuck

  • Creepy narrator. Christ.

  • The narration is awful. Needs some enthusiasm, just sounds like a person who is being forced to read from a script with extreme bipolar.

  • this voice is depressing as shit.

  • humans did it. just like 9/11 it was used to unite people towards a common goal to take over the middle east after the oil embargo... ok that is complete bullshit. this narrater is pretty freaky sounding

  • aaaaaaaaaaand you have officially made my day. I couldnt pass the 3rd second his voice terrified me. Did he sreiously say humans blew the mountain? please tell me he didn't say humans did it....

  • lol no he didnt as far as i got into the video. but at 1:19 he does stutter and then says acatomic instead of atomic lol. and then at 1:08 apparently see's jesus' face on a rock... seriosuly how the fuck... you know what jesus looked like... RRREEEEEAAALLLLYYYYY....

  • the narrator is probs touching himself while reading this... okay mate whatever floats your boat (y)

  • The song choice confuses me. Are you scolding Mt. St. Helens for blowing up and wreaking havoc on the environment?

  • @anonymouscrank I agree...

  • Yikes on the narrator. He is like looking inside my window I think.

  • yawn!.... :\

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  • hey its my backyard.

  • OHH FFS!!!!! music too?

  • Is the guy in training for b-movie voice overs? Did he count all the animals and fish himself? Salmon fingerlings? PMSl 40,000 salmon that man cant hook and kill...LOL.

  • narrator u`re a clow...

  • No doubt, narrator sounds like a creepster.

  • the guys voice.. :l gah

  • So how does ANYONE recognize Jesus on sight??? And why would Jesus appear in such an ugly medium? I think it looks like a demon...Do I get any thanks? HA HA HA, made it through 1:11 before being put off by a zany religious zealot text bubble. NEXT!

  • People see only what they want to see. Some see Jesus, others like you see a Demon, i however see a Rock.

  • I had no idea Leonard Cohen was so into St. Helens!

  • Great images and video. A different mic might improve the audio by dampening some of the background noise. I love your passion about Mount St. Helens!

  • Why is the guy whispering like a doofus