Top 10 Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments (Season 1)

[olbertus]

Oh yeah, you and your special breasts LOL

[theultimateshoe]

poor uncle Gordon hahahaha

[itscat92]

The uploader's name sounds like a porn parody.

[kevoishere1]

I'd be like..."Fuck you old bitch."

[kevoishere1]

How much you wanna bet the guy in the SUV about the golf ball is a republican? Stupid douche

[BFinFlavin]

LOL thats halarious, larry david, ask for directions to first person he sees, and its some nut bag old lady, halarious

[chtezilagel]

Larry David IS honesty. I love it!

[ajefajef]

u are trying to bribe a pharmacist??? lol larry's face is like "oh shit i fucked this up"

[ProducShuns]

"devoted sister, beloved cunt" hahahahahahaahaha

[ProducShuns]

larry's face at 8:48 hoooooooooooly shit fucking LOL

[L0UiSh]

* funnier as the seasons progress

[L0UiSh]

it gets runner

[JASTIC]

I stopped watching after the first two clips because they weren't funny.

[quarterbackmayn8]

There is no season 9

[karenmelissa002]

When I was a kid I used to watch Donald Duck and feel so bad for him and it made me so angry and frustrated. I don't know why I kept watching but its the same reason I can't wait for Season 9.

[JueputaGuebon]

god the show demonstrates just how phony L.A. people are..so gay....

[onurerk]

Shoewhore is the best! :)

[Chazzer131]

there was something hard in there and it was your fucking dick!

[staporinac]

Btw - you heard music from Psycho at 5.42.?

[staporinac]

Larry simple has no luck in his life.

[BenzoWarden]

Beloved cunt! BAHAHAH!

[TinkerTom56]

Lol why'd he bribe that guy?

[canthandlemystyle]

this so far is one of the best shows ever! XD

[clickswitchh]

" Im not a shoewhore! " lol

[gcahn2]

Are you questioning my sense of space Larry? Thank you, bring in the godam tv and be done with it! Love this line and the way this guy delivers it. He's one of the best characters on the show, IMO.

[TheReidman22]

...And im an insest survivor

[kaykko]

RICHARD!!!!

[irman925]

What the fuck is wrong with the people in Larry's world?

[BlueValentin]

In the german synchronisation, they mistake "Vicki" for "Ficki". That's so weak in comparition with the original...

[Jeffieboi]

My friend got me into this show 2 days ago and now I'm totally into it. I'm in the middle of watching the entire series and I'm on season 2 righty now.

[IronFist405]

@Jeffieboi

dude, same! Except since I kinda got into this season myself on HBO and now i'm working my way backwards. I figured I can do that because the show doesn't really have any story arcs that carry over or references made to the previous seasons. I started about a week ago, and I'm now on season 4!

[BlackJackLanza]

Nobody bribes a pharmacist! LOL!

[missedagain]

i can't stand loud jews, otherwise i'd watch this how more often

[BlackJackLanza]

@missedagain I know how ya feel!

[goneruken]

@missedagain fuck off racist.

[missedagain]

@goneruken They're jews and they're loud, what's inaccurate about what I said. "LAAAAAAAAAAARRRRY OH MY GAWWWWD"

[goneruken]

@missedagain Way to be Adolph. Piece of shit.

[Bassbait]

Am I the only one who feels like Larry a lot? Like I feel like I haven't done anything wrong, and every now and then I get somebody who has to make it their job to be my worst enemy.

[Figpootin]

@Bassbait of course you're not haha. The reason the show is so popular is because people relate to Larry. He does and says everything people want to do but they don't.

[SwordofJin117]

@Bassbait You certainly are not the only one. I'm practically the exact same way.

[BFinFlavin]

@Bassbait talking about people right?

[Bassbait]

@BFinFlavin Yes.

[Subartimaeus]

@Bassbait

So true. Which makes the episodes where he actually comes out on top all the more satisfying, which doesn't happen very often.

[blink180heights]

that's the same fat bitch from scary movie

[lqtm237]

that beloved cunt thing is rediculous...

[lqtm237]

hhahahahahahahaha

[moh1612]

Never bribe a pharmacist

[TamaraAndTheDemon]

God he reminds me soooo much of me, great i love it.

[MandrakeMoorglade]

The best scene in season 1 isn't here. You need to add the bowling alley shoe stealer scene. So awkwardly hilarious.

[1556bigspender]

All the women in this series are like the crazies who keep Bergdorf Goodman in business.

[jejo02]

beloved cunt hahaha brilliant

[weapons33]

how can there be 26 dislikes on here,, fucking idiots

[WildStryker]

2:42-3:42 is hilarious

[jangelos95]

lady: "are you looking at my breasts?"

larry: "you have special breasts"

[TheUberPlayboy]

"there was something hard in there and it was your FUCKING DICK"

[waddyprocess]

Oh, his wife is such a cunty-twat.

[StrawberryJungle]

People are such bitches to Larry!

[MegaGevehr]

Larry David is my hero

[15264897]

"I meant beloved AUNT not beloved CUNT!"

"Don't keep saying it!"

:D

[matdoherty1]

hahahahahahahahahahaha beloved cunt

[darius595]

why does larry have to deal with such assholes

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

Aww pooor Larry haha

[WakeSideLife]

@ROBFilms1 2 hours huh? Glad you came back to tell us about it ^_^

[UK82]

I am not a shoe whore!

[Ressdude94]

season 1, is, truly and honestly, pretty pretty pretty pretty shit.

[crh2010]

"you wear that dress cause u want ppl to look at your shoes right?" lmao

[quantum734]

Hahahaha, It's a typo, It's a typo, "beloved cunt".

[xboxman12321]

It's usually Larry that makes things worse but a lot of the people he comes across are just retarded and overreact about everything, like the guy with the golf ball and the old lady with the directions

[Anarchyontheweb]

Since when is being an overreacting asshole comedy? I've tried to get into this show but the humour isn't for me.

[imaginator]

are you questioning MY sense of SPACE larry???

[lazyjanner]

"yea yea you and your special breasts" HILARIOUS

[jonw82]

"You and your special breasts" LMAO

[letsif]

I'm Larry David.

[nouanoua]

I want to be Larry David when I grow up

[ikey1119]

"You wear that dress because you want people to look at your shoes huh?...Is that it?"...Classic

[LDis1]

I loved Season 1. It was just a hilarious season; espeically with Richard Lewis....

[Colvax]

LOL it used to be sooooo much funnier.

[RAINBOWLIZY333]

Curb Your Enthusiasm is an American comedy television series produced and broadcast by HBO, which started its first season in 2000. The eighth season, consisting of ten episodes, premiered on July 10, 2011.

Two thumbs up!! :)

[skylinefolife]

It's not as funny without the remainder of the (post/pre) dialogue... :\

[SovereignStatesman]

Same thing every time:

1. Something happens.

2. SCREAMING-MATCH.

This is what happens when they do improv without scripts, it just falls apart into bickering and screaming-matches...and they are so smug over their self-perceived cleverness that they scream even more.

You can SEE them making it up as they go along, thinking they're clever as they just end up screaming randomly.

[Jonzer1983]

@SovereignStatesman

Larry and Leon are the best duo out there, have you reached that season yet?

[SovereignStatesman]

@Jonzer1983

That's because Larry's never gotten into a screaming-match with Leon-- and he's about the ONLY person That Larry's never gotten into a screaming-match with, other than Jeff.

With Larry and everyone else, though, it's like watching a time-bomb show, since you can literally count down the seconds ticking until it explodes into the screaming-match... then the stupid polka-music plays, and that's how the scene ends-- then they think they're SO clever because it's IMPROV.

[Sunnanlid]

If I were Larry I would have beat the shit out of the golf ball guy.

[SovereignStatesman]

@Sunnanlid

If you were Larry you'd just use your millions-- like ANY sane person. But Larry pretends he's "better" than that, and REFUSES to buy a better life-- but still he COMPLAINS about everything.

He's a hypocrite, he should either just use his money or STFU.

[Sunnanlid]

@SovereignStatesman Larry is better than that. He is better than all of us. He is a god and you know that you wanna be like him.

[SovereignStatesman]

@Sunnanlid

Yeah if you had $200 millionj you'd drive a fucking Prius? MY ASS, you'd take a fucking PRIVATE JET just to get your maill and you'd have a harem of babes in a giant mansion! So would I!

ADMIT IT!

HAHAHAAHA

[Sunnanlid]

@SovereignStatesman Maybe the babes.

[SovereignStatesman]

@Sunnanlid

Yeah but I doublt you'd try living like the average boob and screaming every time you had a problem, instead of just using your money to make your life better-- if some gibroni told me "put the napkins back" I'd just throw him a hundred and say "wipe your ass with this" and take the whole dispenser.

[kopperspock]

If anyone has any doubting friends as to the genius of curb, surely 7:48 is one of the best examples to change their mind. What a bastad :).

[Taraxanoid]

RICHARD!

[duduvissotto]

this show makes me realize how life is good and how humans are idiots!!

:D

peace from BRAZIL 

[sharpnova2]

@duduvissotto you are one of the biggest idiots.

[duduvissotto]

@sharpnova2 You obviously didn't get my point, so why the insult? You don't even know me...

[sharpnova2]

@duduvissotto because you don't like what i have to say, i didn't get your point.

what are the odds?

lol.

no actually i did get your point and i realized that you are one of the bigger idiots among this species.

thanks and have a good evening.

[duduvissotto]

@sharpnova2 ok, peace

[sharpnova2]

@duduvissotto war.

[kopperspock]

@sharpnova2 "because you don't like what i have to say", yes you called him one of the biggest idiots on the planet for a simple & harmless comment he made, how could he like that?

Are you trolling or are you just a terminal misanthrope? Do you identify with one of Larry's crabby and unreasonable adversaries and were offended by his comment :)? I'm going to go ahead and take a wild guess you're a troll, how droll! Feel free to waste some of your lifespan with an acerbic and hi-larious reply.

[sharpnova2]

@kopperspock Ahh but it's not a waste because I enjoy it. And thanks for the permission but I would have replied regardless.

Boy you must be a pretty miserable person to judge someone when you know so little about them.

Hmm... wow that actually sums you up perfectly. Guess there's not much more to say.

Does it suck to have that meager of an intellect?

[kopperspock]

@sharpnova2 No no sorry I meant hilarious reply, as in funny.

Well whatever gets you off. Your trolling skills need polish though; firing an accusation that you just used against someone else is pretty blah tbh. Try to not be so predictable and unimaginative & you might get better results.

I normally don't judge but when it comes to trolls they always seem to be the same.

Do you not agree that when someone spots that you're a troll, it's kinda pointless continuing the whole tired routine?

[sharpnova2]

@kopperspock if I was a troll sure. But in reality (in the real world) calling someone a troll is usually just the "easy way out" of dealing with someone being right when you are wrong. And being an arrogant jerk about it.

I'll happily admit I'm being an arrogant jerk. But I have every right to be since I'm far more intelligent than you and I'm right and you're wrong in a way that's even obvious to everyone else.

Its like always assuming people are lying cuz ur too stupid to tell when they are

[kopperspock]

@sharpnova2 Ah now that's more like it, slightly amusing. You earlier admitted to being a troll, but now you're not one? Having trouble deciding?

What pray tell, are you right about exactly, that duduvisotto is one of the biggest idiots? That's the only statement you've made.

Again, I would point to an earlier post in which you criticise me for judging someone else, and now you have magically projected across the vastness of the web and judged my level of intelligence, such an inspired insult.

[sharpnova2]

@kopperspock So you admit that an accurate assessment of your intelligence is an insult. Meaning.. the truth hurts? Not sure what you're trying to say here.

Yes.. I've judged your intelligence to be low.. it's kind of obvious.

[kopperspock]

@sharpnova2 Alas now we're going backwards. You had a glimmer of promise, but now I see you're falling back into the same unimaginative mud-throwing routine, pity. Are you having an off day maybe? Come on son, I know you can do it, give me SOMETHING original, use that mighty noggin of yours!

[sharpnova2]

@kopperspock Lol. You're so bad at this. You can't just randomly pick points in the conversation to say this or that. What you say has to actually be relevant.

I accept your resignation. Conversation over. (blocked so i don't have to be bothered anymore)

I always win :)

[kopperspock]

@sharpnova2 Relevant? Aha. Ha. Ho. Hoo. Hee. Pot, kettle, black :). I wasn't expecting a troll to give up so easily (isn't that what your kind is supposed to do? Make the OTHER person quit in annoyance?), pity. I was hoping to get some insight into the workings of a mind like yours and what drives you to troll. Maybe next time.

[AJEdaAssassin31491]

I don't care. I would've slapped the false teeth out of that old lady's mouth for ripping my map up like that.

[RGDcommentnode]

Larry can never win, eh? He unknowingly gets into awkward situation. He tries to remedy it, but makes it worse. In the end, everyone hates him. This show is awesome! Like Seinfeld but with a lot more honesty.

[coke378]

i love how jeff dosnt ever intervene lol

[JayHouseAddict]

is a typo!!!.....is a typo!....LOL



[GTFOnathan]

im only 16 and i love it haha.

[5431marie]

@GTFOnathan Hahah me too!

[IzLoveMoneyz]

beloved cunt

[dammunsterXx]

does larry know that h can always say : "fine, whatever thanks." or just simply -walkaway

[Chrisbajs]

1:40 "I'm not dare...."

[Whiteboye667]

larrys pretty much always right but ends up being wrong

[sess2011]

Anyone notice the boom mic at 3:39

[townsjim]

I like how Larry and the blind guy eventually become friends :-D

[Blitzer1234567]

I just finished Season 1 last night and "The Group" ending had me in tears ha ha ha.

On to Season 2.

[Hollywood1898]

Social Assassin. 

[PrimeTyme2137]

He's looking at my boobs

[fuckamericanidiot]

oh christ this show just makes me angry, larry is surrounded by CUNTS.

[MrPhoenixsuns]

Larry is a genius

[teamhex]

The first scene is great. The concept of two famous people helping a blind guy move things around while being treated like shit is just beyond funny.

[keybobrob]

The osteopath???...get outta here u sub-human turd....then look at Cheryl's expression!!..........LMAO!! This is one of the best shows in television history!!!!

[laffizzle]

Lassy Maven

[MrFlyersGuy]

@laffizzle LOOOOL

[dfbhcf]

"You wear that dress cause you want people to look at your shoes, right?"

LOL One of Larry's best quotes!

[rasm0168]

Jack's way! hahaha. I want to slap that lady.

[ExpertCriticism]

Somebody who bores me a lot, recommended I review this TV show, so I thought I would check it out.

If these actually are the "top 10" moments, I am depressed at the very thought of sitting through an entire episode. To be honest, I'd rather watch Eraserhead (1977) again.

20th dislike.

[begood20000]

@ExpertCriticism You don't like Curb or Eraserhead. You must have no taste.

[ExpertCriticism]

@begood20000

No - I do appreciate Eraserhead, but it is depressing.

That's what I was getting at.

Cheers.

[panjo23]

@ExpertCriticism you beloved cunt!

[PetePro88]

The Caviar episode!!!where he blames christian Slater for eating more than his alotment!!!! Lollolllll

[dfresh0114]

"There was something hard in there and it was your fucking dick!"

[pretorious700]

"you and your special breasts"

[argtunu]

Why didn't you do S6? You don't like the Blacks?

[09MDH]

"Beloved Cunt" lmao

[James9371]

Is that Noel from Frasier at the start?

[rockyraaacoon]

u shouldnt have cut the doctor's office scene part where the lady calls Larry lassie... that was hilarious

[GSPatton89]

If I switched places for Larry's universe society had better think twice before giving me grief.

[DionKool]

What about the fight with the interior decorator? omg

[bennihana123]

Porno Gil!

[kbeautylicious]

..."I am not a shoe whore."

[sumosounds]

every man has a little larry inside of them telling them what to do

[Suspiria10]

Larry is the coolest! That blind guy is a asshole.

[SovereignStatesman]

@Suspiria10

Yeah, the blind guy is a fictitious character that Larry CREATED, duh.

Many or most of Larry's jokes revolve around trouble-making invalids, stubborn clerks and and pushy black people: that's right, he makes fun of "cripples, bottom-feeders and uppity niggers."

[Sunnanlid]

@Suspiria10 Agreed. But the guy with the golfball is an even bigger asshole. Death penalty is always wrong except for situations with shitstains like him.

[SovereignStatesman]

@Sunnanlid

The old bitch who ripped up his map was even worse... I woulda just ran the witch over and said "oopsies!"

[SumNJFella]

0:35 - are you questioning my sense of space Larry?! I am not questioning your sense of space, but, thank you! bring in the god damn tv & be done with it, hey, this is not a marriage can we just do this?! thank you Richarddd lolll

[Edude117]

Everybody in Larrys' world are total douchbags.

[sengoku7]

@Edude117 I think the real world has a few too!

[mixer14316]

Absolutely, FRIGGING HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for posting these.

[PSaphir]

"I'm just glad you weren't in charge of the headstone."

[xonejessex]

7:06 the accusation, the music, and then Richard's entrance...classic

[MrNickr0808]

im not a shoe whore. hahah

[Maestro13193]

lol we've all met aunts or relatives we wanted to call "beloved cunts"....

[ikill4klondikebars]

"Right... You're wearing that dress because you want people to look at your shoes."

LOL

[neesnueht]

NOBODY bribes a pharmacist

[MrKingOfAceZz]

"What am I going to do with a tv in my room, I am blind for Christ sakes!" Lmao

[TheBestCommenterEVER]

best show ever.

[Samitches]

Richard's little wave at 7:18 is like saying "what a coincidence!"

[innit27]

no.2 when i saw that one for the first time its one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Its up there with Gareth in The Office saying '2 lesbians im just watching'

[bluereaper75]

i swear, someone followed me around with a hidden camera and used my life as a basis for this show, because i have this kinda stuff happen to me all the time xD

[grapisavillain]

i'd love to slap that blind asshole

[alondriapettigrew]

I hope you stay lost!...classic

[lustre5]

"I'm just glad you weren't in charge of the headstone!" Too funny. But that screaming woman from the incest group is the most hilarious--what's her name?

[rollingstoned58]

Don't keep saying it!

[velvetinetable]

Louise Hoenin, devoted sister, beloved cunt.

[SouthParkBear]

Larry David has about $500 million dollars, any crap he suffers is purely by choice.

[SouthParkBear]

Larry will never realize that simply WALKING AWAY FROM IDIOTS is a viable option.

But no, he always has to DEBATE them to the point of screaming-- that's what he thinks is "funny" on this series.

[RailroadEarther]

should have the scene where he spits out Mary's moms water because it's not his.

[birdlac66]

@RailroadEarther yes, that is hilarious

[hotgirlsarehot]

@RailroadEarther

Don't forget the fake coughing he does after saying "eughh"

[strategery101]

18 people tried to bribe a pharmacist !

[anelks39]

@strategery101 or they were also trying to pay in advance!