The Michael Showalter Showalter with Zach Galifianakis

[UnaFatsaUnaRasta22]

Was ur father back? no, he was greek. thats why he had a hard time...joining lmao

[Squibbsify]

This sucks compared to Between Two Ferns.

[latvian012]

Michael showalter is a fagggg

[AManNamedCM2]

"That's how faggots do it."

Sums up my views completely.

[tevvytevv]

he does dip now?

[jkooooon1]

thats for fags thats how faggots do it

[MrCallyj20]

Hahaha hahahahaha

[clark333638]

@MrCallyj20 douche

[ibanez0830]

Hell Yea, I'm in the top comments!!!!

[BOBup24der]

this was before the hangover...

[MrCallyj20]

Only Fags have top comments!!...

[Illadelphism]

@MrCallyj20 Only fags are obviously jealous of the top comments, so they bash them out of their jealously....

[SirMalker]

It would be nice if I didn't have to go to the toilet to make poop.

[PooderDumplin]

if this is a top comment i'll shit on my own balls.

promise.

[ImColinKS]

YESSSS! I make fun of the kids who "Dip" at my school. FAAGS!

[dafunk1994]

Don't like my comment that's how faggots do it.

[Wrathmont313]

NO, don't dip! Don't start that shit, Zach. Awww ,c'mon.

[herbivore007]

@Wrathmont313 LOL do you think this is real:P?

[thereagauze]

3:49 great routine

[mjordan23456]

im never drinking keystone light

[BitFrost]

Isn't that snus he put in his lip? It's supposed to be in the upper lip though.

[hkchrism]

so... he had trouble joining it.

[thefalloforange]

@hkchrism I love that fucking line

[bobswagget]

Well when I played on stag... staje. They changed the pronunciation to staje.

[BluDollarTeddy100]

It's Zach's randomness that makes him so funny.

[dprpme]

Brilliant. Zach has such a great wit, but they both have great chemistry together.

[robanimated]

who the fuck is marcus?

[LaMarcuss966]

@robanimated me

[JOBRO2006231523]

Showalter Showalter > Between Two Ferns

[VetEngine]

this isn't like tim and eric at all

[mwtalley1991]

and I'm a Mormon.

[CantBelikeit]

Stawge

[Kintyroe]

This is hilarious.. Zach Galifianakis is the best!

[imPathogenic]

"I asked the Grand Wizard of the KKK if he'd seen Big Momma's House 2, he said No I heard of it... Then I went on and told him how good a movie it was."

[KiDCuDibrudders11]

I only liked the top comment because the guys name is queefus.

[Thycid]

@KiDCuDibrudders11 I only liked your comment because you said queefus and I found that humorous

[stolenrims]

I think this video is still number one...on BET I know it is.

[Thelavendel]

@wiseGUY1288 it's actually a LOT weaker. Snus makes americans throw up. I've seen it.

[ilikegrinding]

hhaahaha stauge. they changed the pronounciation

[coolfordro]

You owe me for gas money? Simple solution Free poop tube

[duersgusoed]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOOOOUUU ZACH!!!!!!

[jmichigan100]

They really call themselves "wizards" in the KKK? I could google it but I don't give a fuck. Point is: HARRY POTTER MOVIES ARE RACIST. That's logic bitches!!!!

[gredious]

snuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssss­ssss

[boarding311sd]

"he's uh Greek... so he had trouble joining it" (the kkk) haha

[MrBubbaloo]

WHO IS MARCUS??

[sosoasian]

@MrBubbaloo I don't know, I don't know.

[matthewjamal]

genuis

[dominickkk5]

'marcus gave you some money back?'

'it doesn't matter.'

[severeboredom]

The grand wizard of the kkk

[rapdogg953]

zach: My father had trouble with the KKK

otherdude: Why? Was he black ?

zach:No!He was greek.

otherdude:ahh....

zach:he had trouble joining...

[austinha11]

@rapdogg953 yeh...we saw.

[quinnmyster]

THAT was hilarious :D

[brbs]

Seriously guys who's Marcus?

[jeffreythunders]

@ 3:17. hahaha

[fatman238912]

hello



[funkluv]

I swear to Jesus lol , why is ya father black no he's Greek?

[matthewrockslol22]

102 people are faggots

[Lillielgee]

"My dad had trouble with the KKK growing up in North Carolina. He was Greek, so he had trouble joining it."

[clemenza1234]

hipsters are very funny people.

[MsCheddarBear]

That's nasty!

[FuadHatem]

"I got two grand, I got 2800 Dollars in here"

[BluesYourAss]

First WMG took their music from youtube, now commercials on every second video........the rage is rising!

[eliizme]

SKOAL IS 4 PUSSIES!

[missthaynes]

"They changed the pronunciation to /staudje/"

[reaperdeadlikeme]

LMAO i could not have a serious conversation with him ill be so busy laughing just by looking at his face.

[hrpuffnstuff02]

stay on staschh!

[YoiTsWack]

zach threw a d in his lip ha :D

[mockingmary]

I love Michael Showalter

[queefus]

ok so let me get this straight...i just post a comment about something we just watched and i automatically get put on top comments? hmm...

[TheLukeStein]

@queefus Voting you up now, bro!

[queefus]

@krazyblurtzcrx someone doesnt know the word sarcasm

[austinha11]

@queefus basically.

[FrankieTheoret]

@queefus who cares dude, its just youtube, u care too much about this website... relax lmfao!

[queefus]

@FrankieTheoret wait whaa???

[HupCheersProductions]

@queefus we like to see it in writing sweetheart

[soocl0se]

@queefus Only if it's an exact quote and you add absolutely nothing of value when you make the comment. You must be like a brainless parot spitting back whatever it hears. I say brainless as to not directly compare them to a bird which would be insulting...to the bird.

[grenadeserenade]

@queefus It works best if you uncreatively quote the video directly.

[gnutsrocknroll]

fuck why do i have to watch the same 30 sec commercial for every video

[ricketycricket55]

@gabe2ricco its a joke

[gabe2ricco]

is this for real???? or is it a joke???

[mamakunem]

@gabe2ricco obviously, it's a joke.... but you just had to ask a stupid question.

[MoonStruckHAM]

funny but watch our channel for comedy sketches and please sub to us!!!

[silverblue73]

pyre genuisu!

[LoveSellyG]

i love zach though ^_^

[LoveSellyG]

one of them farted....or it sounded like it lolol.

[dudelyjones]

Showalter and Galifianakis are pimps!

[c4r50n1]

Quick, call Marucs!

Who's Marcus?

I... I don't know.

[limelight71621]

"Marcus gave you some gas money back"

[roborobert1]

oh my god zack is so hott he signed my tits hes hot, jk im not gay!

[NosoCOMINSOON]

Lol just spits it into the water cup haha Lol

[mrsirspify]

@NosoCOMINSOON he was doing dip

[FetalFall19]

I need 3 grand!! please !! okay let me check!! all i have is 2 grand, well 2800....WTF i wanna start carrying 2800 if it was like 5 dollars lol

[withperfecttiming]

that's how faggots do it

[CaseHouser]

thats for fags hahaaaaaaaa



[porcupotomus]

i didn't know sean penn had a comedy show

[Trichomes503]

...wanted gas for a 2 mile drive...

[IISerVanT]

3:47 he pronounced stage wrong..

[25rushh]

@IISerVanT no shit!!!

[spicyxlilxman]

@IISerVanT on purpose.

[spicyxlilxman]

@IISerVanT oh i see. my bad.

[taytayteen]

thats for fags. thats how faggots do it

[laurner]

I don't even know why people are arguing about countries in the comments. all he did was joke that his dad was a racist in such a way that if you think for a second it's true then you must be a dumbass.

[poundzy22]

thats for fags. thats how faggots do it

[erikdoubbleu]

@byjessch

I know they are excessively hairy like you. Haha. Listen you up tight Greek geeks. I'm just fucking with you!!! Calm down.

[erikdoubbleu]

Other awesome American things .

Lightbulbs

Radio

Telephone

Windows Os

Mac computers

YouTube

Facebook

And Chinese food and spaghetti.

Because I said so.

[byJessCh]

@erikdoubbleu you are so dumb. insulting greek women like you've met many of them in your life.

[erikdoubbleu]

Truth be told neither of our countries have done much in the last 20 years or so, except make both or peoples less free thorough government entitlements and welfare.

I do love your delicious gyros though.

[erikdoubbleu]

Sure nothing new. We just put a man on the moon. Re-built your country After ww2(Marshall plan) ( you can thank us that you don't speak German). I'm sure you you don't ever watch any of our media, movies or music. Or have a McDonalds or Walmart. Suppose that's nothing. Anyhow I never said I don't respect you. I enjoy the many great things you've done Greece. I would love to visit sometime, and have a beer with you folks. No need to insult my intelligence. I know a lot about your history and acc

[JoseDCampa]

1:55 to 2:11 this is the funniest part!

[erikdoubbleu]

Seems like you Greeks are worse then the French when it comes to living in the past. Or do you just choose not to remember the whole man on boy love thing.

Tell your women to shave there arm hair. I live in the greatest country in the universe. And if Greece was so great zack galaFAGnokis would live there... And touch boys... Like you

[Dreamdancer11]

@erikdoubbleu A least we have a past my friend.Your countrys history wise is like a newborn baby and that would be perfectly fine if that baby didnt have the audacity to critisize its parents or grantparents.And like a baby that is ...it hasnt created anything new...just took bits and pieces from a bunch of other countries inluding ours....inflated them...so they look...bigger and still think they are all that...lol...land of the free.... i bet you think its your patent that too....

[muskies216]

@erikdoubbleu well said. They need to learn their heritage and leave us normal people alone

[erikdoubbleu]

It's Plato . Also Greek. Maybe you were to busy rioting in the streets over there to learn your own history. Shame really. Ha . I know more than you do . Hey everyone look how mad he is.

[erikdoubbleu]

But I would totally molest Jennifer aniston

[erikdoubbleu]

Well Greece didn't invent an awesome pun like I just did.

Plato actually characterized Socrates as "a lover of boys" now knowing that kid touching was an acceptable practice then, how much of a sick molester did you have to be to get that handle.

So I gather Greece = petter ass.

[giorgossaris]

@erikdoubbleu Thats the history you learned in your school? Feel sorry for you and your teachers ;) All the gay porno movies, I wonder why ;), are with amercan actors, actors from england and so on and so on (with other words in that case actors = gays). And you are talking about greeks? When Greece was a nation and a country america was my ass and many many MANY other european countries. You dont get it right? I can talk about my nation I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF WE HAD gays, I FUCKING HAD A NATION

[dae26boy]

@giorgossaris You're a tard. I never said "Zach Galifinakis isn't Greek." I said that John, Michael, Zachary, etc. were NOT names of Greek-origin; they're HEBREW. I'm Irish and I have a Hebrew name. Should I start spewing off about John being an Irish name? No. Because it isn't.

[dae26boy]

@giorgossaris You're a tard. I never said "Zach Galifianakis isn't Greek." I said that John, Michael, Zachary, etc. were NOT names of Greek-origin; they're HEBREW. I'm Irish and I have a Hebrew name. Should I start spewing off about John being an Irish name? No. Because it isn't.

[giorgossaris]

@erikdoubbleu LONG BEFORE YOUR FIRST RELATIVE WAS BORN my friend. LONG BEFORE YOUR COUNTRY had a name my friend. Shut up and respect some things. Dont talk about history WHEN YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Please. Dont!

[erikdoubbleu]

Sex with young boys comes from Greece. Except they used zero lube... Funny b/c they're from grease.

[giorgossaris]

@erikdoubbleu are u from turkey? Maybe sex with young boys comes from Greece but whatever you know in this world and when we talk about civilization comes to greece. Even 50% of the words that u used to write your fucked up sentance comes from Greece ;) Go sleep now or shut up.

[sox12321]

oh shit marcus!

[allsignssaygo]

"i don't think i have 3 grand....i got 2 grand...i got 2800 dollars in here."

[420conejo420]

this guy lives in sparta nc!!!!!!!!! he is a douce bag in real life!!!

[mattyjenninz76]

lol @ 3:18

for those who don't know Michael Showalter is so amazing. He's been around for eveeeeyor and he rox

[TheBagelThief]

Sometimes i do things and think, "That was so raven." and other times i do things and think, "That wasn't very raven."

[fhdjsahfdjsha]

Thats how fagots do it

[GreggersFTW]

@fhdjsahfdjsha

that was the best part haha.

[Hurtzdoughnut]

FAGS



[fhdjsahfdjsha]

"that how fagots do it"...thats so raven lol

[MegaEman12345]

wat a fucked name......Galifianakis lol

[giorgossaris]

@MegaEman12345 Go die you fucker. Its a greek lastname u monkey. 80% of the fucking first names in the world are from Greece. U knew that? No. Now u know motherfucker. Geroge its a greek name, John its a greek name, Anna its a greek name, Anastasia its a greek name, Nick its a greek name, Zach its a greek name, Christin its a greek name, Christofer its a greek name and so on and so on and so on. So learn first and then leave your commentshits. Die and bye.

[dae26boy]

@giorgossaris Erm... nice try? Most of those are Hebrew... adopted by Greeks (hence the Christian ties).

[giorgossaris]

@dae26boy Why dont you search Galifianakis greek interview. Or Galifianakis talks in greek. The guy is from Crete he is 110% greek. Dont write BULLSHIT if you dont know. Jennifer Aniston is greek her fathers name is Anstasakis. George Loucas is greek his name is Georgios Loucas. Search for hollywood greek stars so you get your answer AND EVERY ONE of those actors SPEAKS GREEK. So stop writing BULLSHIT.

[MegaEman12345]

@giorgossaris ok first of all i wasn't making fun of him u dum fuck i just said that fucked name and maybe u should get a life then picking fights with some1 on youtube u said fuck.

[BruisedEyeSockets]

Remember watching this when it had 12k views. Fucking hangover :/

[ImStorsh]

another proof drugs can be cool 

[ImStorsh]

another proof drugs can be cool

[artistsandbox]

100 people are shitty

[TheRedneckdb]

haha my hero shld be the dippers hero :)

[daddyfunk13]

Does anyone know how much of that Dog Bites Man stuff was true?

[PatrickDMDucey1992]

"He was Greek, so he had trouble joining it."

[badjohnnyisbad]

"number one what ?"

"video"

"period"

"on BET i know it is"

ROFL

[maximilian333]

we stopped watching TV and crappy commercials and started watching crappy videos with no commercials. Now we watch crappy videos with crappy commercials.

Sony makes low quality stuff unlike during the old days. Don't buy Sony.

[gnortznitz]

How is this college humor? What the hell is college humor?

[ChowLeslieChow]

@gnortznitz are you a fucking ritard. it's a website. visit it bitch

[eljefe1aki]

this sucks

[misterfilmguy]

"he had trouble joining it" is still one of the greatest punch lines I've ever heard. Love live Galifianakis

[acdceric12345]

@misterfilmguy hahahahaha i laughed sooo hard then i read this comment

[Fh123r]

hahahhaha this guy is fuckin hilarious

[Tapicero111]

he is definitely the fat version of the second coming of christ

[bahramf]

Showalter is a douche.

[FitBodyandMind]

His father's Greek? Zach has a manly Greek beard

[EdvinasYah]

'thats for fags'  lmao !

[Fh123r]

@EdvinasYah haha!!

[d00dwah]

97 people owe Michael gas money

[ngxbizzle]

fuck commercials youtube, i didnt stop watching tv for nothing

[YoYiggityYay]

@ngxbizzle The ads are what keeps youtube free

[jblair523]

@YoYiggityYay No, the ads are what make youtube profitable.

[YoYiggityYay]

@jblair523 It costs a lot of money to keep a website this huge running. but yes, with the ads they people do make money but a lot of it goes to keeping the site up.

[iAMnoxon]

@ngxbizzle Get adblocker+ you cuntwaffle. Oh right keep using that IE, fag.

[Staminist2010]

@ngxbizzle Install AdBlock Plus and you got your problem salved! :)

[vulkein]

@ngxbizzle the audiences for TV are all moving to the internet so the commercials come with them.

[Zenistential]

@ngxbizzle yes but commercials mean money.

[craparoniandcheese]

people arguing in comment space, wow, what's new.

[BrandonToddCarr]

lmao

[CSSFACE]

0:30 "Yea thats for fag's....that's how faggot's do it."

[karmacop911]

0:43 made me die

[karmacop911]

0:43 

[markthedrum]

I don't get him, I've watched a few of his videos and there's nothin funny about him.

[DelbyC]

@markthedrum

it's sort ofr hit or miss comedy. zachs comedy usually hits, but i'll admit, it's sort of getting old though. 

[TheLongestMile]

@DelbyC no it isnt