Mad TV - Vancome Lady working in the ER

[DisneyGirlRocks]

Suckers!!! I got top comment!

[xCuddles34]

Youknowwhat?? We can't admit you.

[glynnth]

She sounds like a Republican...

[Shocksword500]

Im pretty sure this was how Freddy from iCarly was born...

[035472229]

@Shocksword500 yeah! that's the same actoress... i think that is why freddy's mother is "overprotectiv" to him...

[HERBLANDZ]

Wheres the one with the plane crash and the one when she was in a coma

[madeyes4u]

"I am so sorry but we here, at Sisters of Mercy, don't condone bastard children."

[PacemakerChick]

13 people got kicked out by the vancome lady for not liking this video

[axoxg13]

OMFG ITS FREDDIE'S MOM FROM ICARLY LOLOL

[simvampire99]

Strange a lot of nurses are like her.

[aleiie]

i think thats where icarly started

[YorkieGalKen1777]

Bee-asterd children. :D

[simmytime]

this must be her first appearance cos she didnt get a big cheer so the audience dont know what shes like yet...

[Severnlas]

that fready

[yoruichixichigo]

Mercy hospital , Left4Dead , :D . Guess this is why Freddy doesn't have a father , the mother had smex with another guy . LOL XD

[XxAnnaGorexX]

its freddy's mom from icarly XD

[deeya]

i've always wondered, what the hell is she like in bed?! (get ur head out of the gutter) i mean why do these men keep sleeping with her? if she's such a bitch in public, what about the bedroom? she'll probably crack a joke about their penis or something. i know that in tv land, anything is possible, but still........

[035472229]

Vancome Lady is so HOT!

[ItsMeHarrisonD]

mrs. benson!

[MsPettan]

@ErixnBassoon I would fuck her so badly that she'd be having cum coming out of holes she didnt know she had.

[MsPettan]

@browns90 I would seriously fuck her! What are you talking about?

[mickeymouse12678]

lol hemophiliac a lifestyle choice.

[seenlee93]

it looks like freddie is a bastard child see how is mom didnt get married

[xvrhernandez349]

@seenlee93 haha! i had to think about now i know what show youre talking about XD

[missgurl87]

Classic ole Mad Tv lol Brilliant.

[ticklemeelmosmith]

if bastard children are children who were born and thier mother was not married at the time, does that mean i'm a bastard.cause if it does i'm pissed!!

[omarofuae]

@ticklemeelmosmith Some people say that if the parents get married before the baby is born then the baby is not a bastard. But most people say that the baby is a bastard if conceived before marriage.

[camaseutra]

Lol

[jewfy2u]

Why did she leave Mad TV anyway? I mean I knew that she got pregnant and whatnot but she could've come back couldn't she?

[falling07riot]

@jewfy2u Well there's still a baby to take care of.

[buttercups6969]

And bye bye dr.groover

[pok3rfac]

I'm not married

chaaaa... u no what uh uh I'm sorry but we cant admit you ;Im so sorry but us here at Mercy memorial dnt condone bastard children 0.o ...what a bitch ..a hilariou one..but still cold

[cmescal]

she makes bitch hilarious lol

[atmatheprophet]

I miss the Vancome Lady. She reminds me of Lisa Lampanelli for some reason.

[celsovera91]

probably gonna give birth to freddie from icarly

[angelsstandforever]

OMG shes crazy!!!!

[roxy44379]

she is so hilarious

[ihatemiley32]

lol bitch much

[minnielin1230]

lol and bye bye Dr. Gruber

[Morningdew1435]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

She's a bitch O_O

[SweetAngel720]

i love her lol

[maugustyniak]

She's the best.

[yondaime297]

dont diseases like those have to be contained and quarantined?

[Shawndab3]

Yup,but she doesn't care lol

[miguel10922]

the first woman is from iCarly

[123Shelton123]

She was on Drake & Josh, and The Amanda Show too before that!

[jklmnop9999]

she always has to kill someone before leaving the room!

[EricN1995]

is this like her 2nd appearence as the vancome lady?

[petersonkandcp]

yea

[artistic21]

lol i love the ending go give dr gruber a great big hug

[galahad8890]

tjaaaaaaa.... u know what?

that's so funny XD

[ukens1]

i love the way she says what, its like tchaaaaaa.... you know wut? plus itsa awesome like you can't talk to me like thaLALALALA you can't LALALALA

[MeWmEwDoMiNaTeS]

the only reason I don't like vancome lady is because I know someone like her and she is a BITCH.

[browns90]

i love her comedy but id hate o meet her in real life

[TheMikan000]

she would ruin your life!!!! :D

[winson20]

oooh  good luck to whoever meets u XD

[BlackWolf4830]

She wasn't really funny in this one... just mean

[allaboutmad]

lol boardwalkbullet91507. the pregnant lady is mary scheer and she is mrs. benson on icarly. although she deserves way better.

[browns90]

maybe she was pregnant with freddy

[yaffalot]

TCHAHH yahno wuht? uh uh.

[boardwalkbullet91507]

lol. does the lady look like ms benson from i carly... the preganent one

[Kataklysmyk]

Wasn't the funniest Vancome Lady skit

[LauDor08]

lol dr. gruber picked the wrong bitch 2 mess with!!!!!!!

i love the vancome lady!!!!!!!

[NinjaOfLight777]

Ya got that right!

[mariquete]

This is Usually like american people are period.!!

[sammy005]

Nah.... I saw Sicko also, but in emergency people get treated... You're exaggerating

[NinjaOfLight777]

Unbelieveable, but what can I expect from that kind of a bitch?

[jkcomedy1]

Is that one of those flesh eating diseases? Aren't those extremely contagious?

Tcha, you know what? Uh huh!

Go straight through those doors to Dr. Gruber(?)

and give him a great big hug!

Good bye Dr. Gruber

[dolikedogs69]

she sounds different in this

[xenacrazy]

lol if only hospitals could turn away out of wedlock expectant mothers

[chaoskade379]

Um, is this Nicole Sullivan? I don't think so. This girl doesn't play the aprt just right. Well, maybe it is her .. But it's not as funny without a crapload of makeup and a sparkly dress. :P

[iHeartMADtv]

yes this is Nicole Sullivan.

[BodyBanginBettyBaby]

lmfaoooooooo

[bloodrayne1000]

OH it is i thoiught it was called necrosis

[hentaipenguin12]

we dont condon bastered children thank you bye bye

[DQWinFLA]

LOL...Sounds just like Sarah Palin!!

[estevan2028]

FUN FACT:the flesh eating disease is called leprosy...a disease back in simpler times....quite contagious and quite deadly

[hentaipenguin12]

lol FUN FACT

[gamgsb]

The truth hurts. Doesn't it? Her record doesn't lie.

[tkkems]

Health care according to Sarah Palin.

[darkfire79]

Yay, someone else thought the same thing! I thought I was the only one. She sort of sounds like Palin.

[kobraf150]

It does sound like her, but you know her grandchild will be born out of wedlock so she's gonna handle it well.

[MooMooBaby97]

it does exist

[mergongirl]

thats mean, and the last person was disgusting!

[blackberryjuice1]

You sound like a whiney little dog bitch.

[connerfeathers]

tcha u know wat?

uh huh

dr. groober will be happy to see you

just go straight through those doors and give him a BIG hug!

[blackberryjuice1]

wow. you repeated lines from a skit. go you.

[jpdoherty22]

you can tell this is an earlier skit, look at the vancome ladys makeup, there barely is any compared to one such as "vancomes last stand"

[gathy222]

GO VANCOME LADY!! "Tcha...u no what!" LOL LOL GOTTA LOVE HER

[faithie270]

Haha, you just gotta love her!

[ColdAir952]

Omg this is her 1st appearance, cuz of no audience clap. Even then shes still funny!. I wish she guest starred as her again XD

[raylo76]

Her first Vancome lady appearance was at the makeup counter as the original Lancome makeup counter parody. But this is still a very early appearance as later her heavy makeup became a bit of a parody within itself. Either way, Nicole Sullivan's characters were hilarious, but Vancome Lady took the cake!

[DawnReiFaun]

This isn't her first appearance.

[caseycat102]

tcha. You know vat? I was asking him.

LMFAO! i love the vancome lady and nicole sullivan!

[rocluvsluxord]

i love nicole~ she's so awesome

[faithie270]

Haha yeah, love the way she talks.

"Yeah, you know what? Uh uh..."

[featuringb]

ha yes stick it to him

[YTPGod]

"We here at Sisters of Mercy don't condone bastard children..."

LOL!

[izzyissupercute]

its just a character. thats the point. 4 her to be obnocious and annoying

[happybunnyrox1]

i luv this gurl!!

[AlistairMorgan]

god watching this character is soooo annoying! i mean its funny but god what if you had to deal with someone like that? GOD i would kill her...

[faithie270]

True, I'd kill her. But from the sidelines it's so hilarious!

[lovertjhe]

nicole are sooooooo funny

[shortyd999]

you knw what? uh uh

[moroonandblue]

nicole sullivan is hilarious!!!

[Jakegothicsnake]

If anybody, doctor or nurse, ever referred to any unborn child of my own as a "bastard", regardless of wether he/she was concieved in wedlock or not, I'd bitch slap, then pimp slap them.

[jkl94soul]

sorry tcha hahah well i didnt kno how to exactly say that

[carabea]

dam right

[jkl94soul]

da you kno wat naha

[Jakegothicsnake]

I hate to be a vancome nazi but its "Tcha" you know what.

[JackLuft]

the couple at 1:13...they look alot like the doctors from Vancoma, another Vancome skit. Nah, most likely the same actors.

[Jakegothicsnake]

Well the woman is the same actress from vancoma but not the husband.

[TinyTica13]

she's the best!

[firey768]

but that is y she is awesome!

[quagmireGlennn]

she sound soo young here.,.,

[charmedfreak1988]

NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO AHHHHH And buh bye dr. gruber.

[piscesgutt]

Nicole Sullivan is fantastic!

[mariskaANDmadtv]

bastard children....hahaha

keep going nicole!!! (even though she's off of madtv)

[carloguapo]

the vancome is the best

[skaterchickcandygirl]

chaaaaaaaaaaaaa you know what uh uh

[crazymentos13]

just go in there & give him a big hug,XD

[VaVaVOOM1278]

ummm..... ew skin disease much??

[Daggertail12]

is this the first vancome lady sketch?

[x0xsheldon0x]

omg tehehehehehehe lmao ♥ her

[eronsi]

she's ok... but nobody beats Ms. Swan!!!!

[0BALLINN0]

ya i definately agree

vancome lady is just a bitch makin jokes but ms Swan is higlarious

[Cosmo0819]

the vancome lady should never be taken away from mad tv

[x0xsheldon0x]

that guy was pretty damn gross

[x0xsheldon0x]

wat does hemopheliac mean...im kinda dumb

[RicPT]

That's a blood disorder. He's not able to coagulate the blood or something along those lines.

I didn't actually get the joke. Lifestyle?

[lazerxangelxtien]

When she jokes about lifestyle she thought he was "homosexual" instead of "hemophiliac."

Or at least that's what I think...

[yen12345]

Philiac means liking or a tendency towards something so i think the joke is that she thought the guy has a tendency to be 'homo-philic'

[Atomic101Heli]

Im a hemofrlac.

[Mon0chromic]

Odd, since it's spelled Hemophiliac. You should probably know how to spell that disorder if you have it.

[Atomic101Heli]

Yes i no but im only 13 but thats still no excuse lol

[x0xsheldon0x]

all of u who r telling me wat hemopheliac means...are yall drs

[GodOfPlague]

hemophiliacs havea hard time forming bloodclots and thus bleed more than a normal person would in the same situation.

This makes accidents and surgeries ecspecially dangerous.

[itsharrisonyo]

Tcha, ya know what? Uh uh!

[XxTsUkIShIrOxX]

lol being this mean should be illegal XD

[kobraf150]

She is so cute

[Poohbear192007]

or don't break up with Kathy

[TheDarkNomad]

lol, the moral of this story is "don't cross Kathy" :D

[Anointedharpist]

Bye Bye Dr. Groober! Nicole is the best!

[MasterWicca]

I love this ho!!!! Ha!

[poodleperson25]

yea, i didn't notice that before

[poodleperson25]

um, yes it is

[poodleperson25]

oh...yea i guess so....this is one of the first ones, so i guess her hair wasn't as big.

[newyorkfan16]

you know vhat, i was asking him. lol

[poodleperson25]

that's because its a character. have you ever seen any other vancome lady sketches? that's how she's supposed to look.

[poodleperson25]

yes

[xenarocksmysocks]

Thanks for this clips 2!

xXx

[AwEs0MeReSt]

lolssss

[poodleperson25]

i love this one!