Mad TV - Vancome Lady working in the ER

[DisneyGirlRocks]

Suckers!!! I got top comment!

[xCuddles34]

Youknowwhat?? We can't admit you.

[glynnth]

She sounds like a Republican...

[Shocksword500]

Im pretty sure this was how Freddy from iCarly was born...

[035472229]

@Shocksword500 yeah! that's the same actoress... i think that is why freddy's mother is "overprotectiv" to him...

[HERBLANDZ]

Wheres the one with the plane crash and the one when she was in a coma

[madeyes4u]

"I am so sorry but we here, at Sisters of Mercy, don't condone bastard children."

[PacemakerChick]

13 people got kicked out by the vancome lady for not liking this video

[axoxg13]

OMFG ITS FREDDIE'S MOM FROM ICARLY LOLOL

[simvampire99]

Strange a lot of nurses are like her.

[aleiie]

i think thats where icarly started

[YorkieGalKen1777]

Bee-asterd children. :D

[simmytime]

this must be her first appearance cos she didnt get a big cheer so the audience dont know what shes like yet...

[Severnlas]

that fready

[yoruichixichigo]

Mercy hospital , Left4Dead , :D . Guess this is why Freddy doesn't have a father , the mother had smex with another guy . LOL XD

[XxAnnaGorexX]

its freddy's mom from icarly XD

[deeya]

i've always wondered, what the hell is she like in bed?! (get ur head out of the gutter) i mean why do these men keep sleeping with her? if she's such a bitch in public, what about the bedroom? she'll probably crack a joke about their penis or something. i know that in tv land, anything is possible, but still........

[princessthedog01]

is the lady whos having a baby is the woman who plays freddie's mom from icarly?

[035472229]

Vancome Lady is so HOT!

[ItsMeHarrisonD]

mrs. benson!

[MsPettan]

@ErixnBassoon I would fuck her so badly that she'd be having cum coming out of holes she didnt know she had.

[MsPettan]

@browns90 I would seriously fuck her! What are you talking about?

[mickeymouse12678]

lol hemophiliac a lifestyle choice.

[seenlee93]

it looks like freddie is a bastard child see how is mom didnt get married

[xvrhernandez349]

@seenlee93 haha! i had to think about now i know what show youre talking about XD

[missgurl87]

Classic ole Mad Tv lol Brilliant.

[ticklemeelmosmith]

if bastard children are children who were born and thier mother was not married at the time, does that mean i'm a bastard.cause if it does i'm pissed!!

[omarofuae]

@ticklemeelmosmith Some people say that if the parents get married before the baby is born then the baby is not a bastard. But most people say that the baby is a bastard if conceived before marriage.

[camaseutra]

Lol

[jewfy2u]

Why did she leave Mad TV anyway? I mean I knew that she got pregnant and whatnot but she could've come back couldn't she?

[falling07riot]

@jewfy2u Well there's still a baby to take care of.

[buttercups6969]

And bye bye dr.groover

[pok3rfac]

I'm not married

chaaaa... u no what uh uh

 I'm sorry but we cant admit you ;Im so sorry but us here at Mercy memorial dnt condone bastard children 0.o ...what a bitch ..a hilariou one..but still cold

[cmescal]

she makes bitch hilarious lol

[atmatheprophet]

I miss the Vancome Lady. She reminds me of Lisa Lampanelli for some reason.

[celsovera91]

probably gonna give birth to freddie from icarly

[angelsstandforever]

OMG shes crazy!!!!

[roxy44379]

she is so hilarious

[ihatemiley32]

lol bitch much

[tjokke]

hehe

'You know what, i was was asking him'

haha, hilarious :D

[minnielin1230]

lol and bye bye Dr. Gruber

[Morningdew1435]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

She's a bitch O_O

[SweetAngel720]

i love her lol

[maugustyniak]

She's the best.

[yondaime297]

dont diseases like those have to be contained and quarantined?

[Shawndab3]

Yup,but she doesn't care lol

[miguel10922]

the first woman is from iCarly

[123Shelton123]

She was on Drake & Josh, and The Amanda Show too before that!

[jklmnop9999]

she always has to kill someone before leaving the room!

[EricN1995]

is this like her 2nd appearence as the vancome lady?

[petersonkandcp]

yea

[artistic21]

lol i love the ending go give dr gruber a great big hug

[bluebabyeyes04]

i would not like her making fun of me if i met her. lol

[galahad8890]

tjaaaaaaa.... u know what?

that's so funny XD

[ukens1]

i love the way she says what, its like tchaaaaaa.... you know wut? plus itsa awesome like you can't talk to me like thaLALALALA you can't LALALALA

[MeWmEwDoMiNaTeS]

the only reason I don't like vancome lady is because I know someone like her and she is a BITCH.

[browns90]

i love her comedy but id hate o meet her in real life

[TheMikan000]

she would ruin your life!!!! :D

[winson20]

oooh good luck to whoever meets u XD

[BlackWolf4830]

She wasn't really funny in this one... just mean

[allaboutmad]

lol boardwalkbullet91507. the pregnant lady is mary scheer and she is mrs. benson on icarly. although she deserves way better.

[browns90]

maybe she was pregnant with freddy

[yaffalot]

TCHAHH yahno wuht? uh uh.

[boardwalkbullet91507]

lol. does the lady look like ms benson from i carly... the preganent one

[Kataklysmyk]

Wasn't the funniest Vancome Lady skit

[LauDor08]

lol dr. gruber picked the wrong bitch 2 mess with!!!!!!!

i love the vancome lady!!!!!!!

[NinjaOfLight777]

Ya got that right!

[mariquete]

This is Usually like american people are period.!!

[sammy005]

Nah.... I saw Sicko also, but in emergency people get treated... You're exaggerating

[NinjaOfLight777]

Unbelieveable, but what can I expect from that kind of a bitch?

[jkcomedy1]

Is that one of those flesh eating diseases? Aren't those extremely contagious?

Tcha, you know what? Uh huh!

Go straight through those doors to Dr. Gruber(?)

and give him a great big hug!

Good bye Dr. Gruber

[dolikedogs69]

she sounds different in this

[xenacrazy]

lol if only hospitals could turn away out of wedlock expectant mothers

[chaoskade379]

Um, is this Nicole Sullivan? I don't think so. This girl doesn't play the aprt just right. Well, maybe it is her .. But it's not as funny without a crapload of makeup and a sparkly dress. :P

[iHeartMADtv]

yes this is Nicole Sullivan.

[BodyBanginBettyBaby]

lmfaoooooooo

[hentaipenguin12]

we dont condon bastered children thank you bye bye

[DQWinFLA]

LOL...Sounds just like Sarah Palin!!

[estevan2028]

FUN FACT:the flesh eating disease is called leprosy...a disease back in simpler times....quite contagious and quite deadly

[hentaipenguin12]

lol FUN FACT

[gamgsb]

The truth hurts. Doesn't it? Her record doesn't lie.

[tkkems]

Health care according to Sarah Palin.

[darkfire79]

Yay, someone else thought the same thing! I thought I was the only one. She sort of sounds like Palin.

[kobraf150]

It does sound like her, but you know her grandchild will be born out of wedlock so she's gonna handle it well.

[Readmit]

Ha, America and its shitty healthcare.

[9pluto]

does the flesh eating bacteria exist

or was it one of mad tvs made up things

[MooMooBaby97]

it does exist

[bloodrayne1000]

OH it is i thoiught it was called necrosis

[mergongirl]

thats mean, and the last person was disgusting!

[CmPunkPepsiGirl]

ehh ilove the vancome lady shes awsome but she looks out of character without her makeup

[CmPunkPepsiGirl]

0:32 that sounded like paris hilton O.o

[blackberryjuice1]

You sound like a whiney little dog bitch.

[connerfeathers]

tcha u know wat?

uh huh

dr. groober will be happy to see you

just go straight through those doors and give him a BIG hug!

[blackberryjuice1]

wow.  you repeated lines from a skit. go you.

[jpdoherty22]

you can tell this is an earlier skit, look at the vancome ladys makeup, there barely is any compared to one such as "vancomes last stand"

[roxyprincess77]

She is bad and mean

But funny

[gathy222]

GO VANCOME LADY!! "Tcha...u no what!" LOL LOL GOTTA LOVE HER

[faithie270]

Haha, you just gotta love her!

[ColdAir952]

Omg this is her 1st appearance, cuz of no audience clap. Even then shes still funny!. I wish she guest starred as her again XD

[raylo76]

Her first Vancome lady appearance was at the makeup counter as the original Lancome makeup counter parody. But this is still a very early appearance as later her heavy makeup became a bit of a parody within itself. Either way, Nicole Sullivan's characters were hilarious, but Vancome Lady took the cake!

[DawnReiFaun]

This isn't her first appearance.

[caseycat102]

tcha. You know vat? I was asking him.

LMFAO! i love the vancome lady and nicole sullivan!

[rocluvsluxord]

i love nicole~ she's so awesome

[faithie270]

Haha yeah, love the way she talks.

"Yeah, you know what? Uh uh..."

[featuringb]

ha yes stick it to him

[YTPGod]

"We here at Sisters of Mercy don't condone bastard children..."

LOL!

[happybunnyrox1]

i luv this gurl!!

[AlistairMorgan]

god watching this character is soooo annoying! i mean its funny but god what if you had to deal with someone like that? GOD i would kill her...

[faithie270]

True, I'd kill her. But from the sidelines it's so hilarious!

[Kooboo32]

Nicole was the BEST! We stopped watching the show when she left because it became boring! We miss you Nicole!

[izzyissupercute]

its just a character. thats the point. 4 her to be obnocious and annoying

[lovertjhe]

nicole are sooooooo funny

[shortyd999]

you knw what? uh uh

[moroonandblue]

nicole sullivan is hilarious!!!

[Jakegothicsnake]

If anybody, doctor or nurse, ever referred to any unborn child of my own as a "bastard", regardless of wether he/she was concieved in wedlock or not, I'd bitch slap, then pimp slap them.

[jkl94soul]

sorry tcha hahah well i didnt kno how to exactly say that

[carabea]

dam right

[jkl94soul]

da you kno wat naha

[Jakegothicsnake]

I hate to be a vancome nazi but its "Tcha" you know what.

[cheesebob7]

lol vancome nazi!

[JackLuft]

the couple at 1:13...they look alot like the doctors from Vancoma, another Vancome skit. Nah, most likely the same actors.

[Jakegothicsnake]

Well the woman is the same actress from vancoma but not the husband.

[TinyTica13]

she's the best!

[lilsweetcherryqueen]

what a bitch lolsz

[firey768]

but that is y she is awesome!

[beerulez4ever]

agree!

[quagmireGlennn]

she sound soo young here.,.,

[charmedfreak1988]

NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO AHHHHH And buh bye dr. gruber.

[piscesgutt]

Nicole Sullivan is fantastic!

[dupide]

lol this is funny but if there is someone that acts like this in real life they would go to hell

[mariskaANDmadtv]

bastard children....hahaha

keep going nicole!!! (even though she's off of madtv)

[carloguapo]

the vancome is the best

[jrh6666]

lol he hugged the doctor to kill him!

[skaterchickcandygirl]

chaaaaaaaaaaaaa you know what uh uh

[crazymentos13]

just go in there & give him a big hug,XD

[TheQuestionGirl]

Tee hee! "Bastard children"! -^^-

[dippstergirl]

we here at sisters of mercy don't condone bastard children...hahahahaha

[VaVaVOOM1278]

ummm..... ew skin disease much??

[Daggertail12]

is this the first vancome lady sketch?

[x0xsheldon0x]

omg tehehehehehehe lmao ♥ her

[eronsi]

she's ok... but nobody beats Ms. Swan!!!!

[0BALLINN0]

ya i definately agree

vancome lady is just a bitch makin jokes but ms Swan is higlarious

[Cosmo0819]

the vancome lady should never be taken away from mad tv

[x0xsheldon0x]

that guy was pretty damn gross

[x0xsheldon0x]

wat does hemopheliac mean...im kinda dumb

[RicPT]

That's a blood disorder. He's not able to coagulate the blood or something along those lines.

I didn't actually get the joke. Lifestyle?

[DarthFoilist]

Not able to form blod clots

im not sure, but by lifestyle, the joke might be she doesnt know what it means, or that she is reffering to the inbred royal family in Europe, where haemophilia was a common disorder (eg alexis in russia, son of Nicholas II and Alexandra, who was a cousin of Queen Victoria etc etc)

methinks its the first one, as the latter is a bit obscure (sp?)...

[lazerxangelxtien]

When she jokes about lifestyle she thought he was "homosexual" instead of "hemophiliac."

Or at least that's what I think...

[yen12345]

Philiac means liking or a tendency towards something so i think the joke is that she thought the guy has a tendency to be 'homo-philic'

[Atomic101Heli]

Im a hemofrlac.

[Mon0chromic]

Odd, since it's spelled Hemophiliac. You should probably know how to spell that disorder if you have it.

[Atomic101Heli]

Yes i no but im only 13 but thats still no excuse lol

[derenaiurendu]

it means he could die from something as simple as a papercut(bleeding to death) its a disorder

[x0xsheldon0x]

all of u who r telling me wat hemopheliac means...are yall drs

[GodOfPlague]

hemophiliacs havea hard time forming bloodclots and thus bleed more than a normal person would in the same situation.

This makes accidents and surgeries ecspecially dangerous.

[nabyman12]

its supposed to be like homosexual

[itsharrisonyo]

Tcha, ya know what? Uh uh!

[XxTsUkIShIrOxX]

lol being this mean should be illegal XD

[kobraf150]

She is so cute

[Poohbear192007]

or don't break up with Kathy