Awesome! Funny shit! Go get 'em. Hubbard was like a liar who made even more unbelievable statements just to see how far he could go with his lies. His followers ate it all up. He was laughing all the way to the bank.
Poor old Ron Hubbard. What he really needed was counselling, and lots of it. Instead, he ended up surrounded by a boat-load of sycophants, and his illness just got worse and worse. I'm surprised more people haven't been killed by Scientology; it really is lunacy.
From watching the opening again, it seems he is saying being an automobile would teach you more about it than learning about it. This must be one of his spiritual concepts. How else could one be a automobile?
LRH said that communication is a two way flow.(Ain´t that a brilliant discovery ! A two year old kid knows that!) LRH also said everyone has the right to NOT recieve communication from someone else. SO WHY does the "church" of $cientology keep on violating my human rights. They keep on calling and I don´t want their imbecill information. They are wasting my time and theirs(probably)
''theres no knowlege worth knowing thats in your memory bank, all the knowlege worth knowing is outside your memory bank'' if you cant see the wisdom in that statement then your just a jar head
Oh, I forgot to mention the so called "techs". There are no such things. It´s just pseudo-science with no substance at all. $cientologist have never ever produced a scientific work of any kind. $cientology is "nothingness".
LRH spoke about the incident with the obscene dog(this is creepy stuff )...a man got sucked into a brass dog and then later was spat out through the dogs ass. The thetans didn´t like that, LRH said. Only a person with a fucked up mind can come up with a story like that....
Were did he do that at. Not wiki a ruputable source were I can go see please. Something that shows the whole statement and what it is connected to. No blurbs without context thanks.
Just look at Tom Cruise. He´s turned into a megalomaniac moron. All the information that Tom gives us is nonsense in the $ci-video. "We´re the ONLY ones that can help" and so on, yada,yada.
MrScotty........why did you delete your reply to me ???? You were perhaps worried about the answers I will give you....Here´s what you said: "since you know sooo much about scientology, how does it distort a persons mind? and what information contained in it is nonsense? then tell me where you got your info from. and dont tell me from youtube videos from those anoying people with cowardly weird masks"
We get our info directly from $cientology itself. All it takes is to listen to any information that comes from the mouth of a $cientologist. It is ridicilous information, nonsense and of no importance. For example, Tom Cruise is doing an exellent job in showing the world how $cientology can distort a persons mind. It is almost as he´s not physically present and he´s totally lost in another world. $cientology is the laughing stock of the world and it´s going down.
The info is supplied by $cientologist dumb asses themselves......I get several phone calls from retarded $cientology sales people who wants to sell stupid books and they IMAGINE that I´m interrested in joining the cult. I´ve said NO about 20 times and they come back again and repeat their stupid phrases. $cientologists must have extremely low IQ.
i asked you three questions and you couldnt answer not one of them. all you had to say was a lie about people calling you on the phone trying to recruit. its obvious you know nothing of scientology or its techs. then i find out that your just a 22 yr old kid. cant win kid games over a kid. have any older brothers to battle with? or even better, do you have any older sisters i can chat with?? maybe your mom??
Or they have been trained like most sales men that if you don't take no for a answear sooner, or later the answear comes back yes. Were I live you can send them a do not call notification, through the mail. If they continue you can go after them legally.
22 million is a lie. To quote L Ron: "The only way to control people is to lie to them." Nice how your cult trains people to be sociopaths. Have fun on teh bridge you nutter.
Thank you for responding the thing is wiki can be messed with by anyone, but lets say this is exactly what he said. What did he actually mean any of thease things presented alone can look weird. What was he talking about that he made that statement. Do you know were I can find that out besides a scientology group.
"..by being the automobile and sliding behind the wheel.."
O rly? None of our knowledge is worth knowing if its remembered??? This makes me sad :(
Methinks Lron's 'memory bank' was 'rupt' again,
Good gravey these audio snippets are entertaining, even when you listen to them in the body of the lectures they're just as deranged and non-sensical, so ya gotta laugh when people cry 'Out of context!' since any piece of the trash-pile is still, um, trash.
PS: There are no "truths" in science. Only disproving the hypothesis and thereby the theory. $cientologist however, believe in a version of reality which is absolute bullshit and they call it "Science" even though it's been proven utter bullshit time on time.
Great work. Keep on putting the words of the racist SOB out there and the wins will keep on coming. LOVED the soundtrack. It's sooo! L. Ron Hubbard.
Ever see a picture of the cream of $cientology? All WHITE. Wonder why? Me too.
Hah! You can understand how an automobile works by sliding behind the wheel! PRICELESS STUFF! wonderful work, keep it up! Just letting people listen to "The Best of L. Ron" will drive the fresh meat of the cult away. Too bad to $cientologists all of this makes utter and complete sense. It's a lovely world to live in I imagine, not having to worry about facts and history, not to mention $cience, but it's not all that good for a belief set when you "postulate" it as verifiable scientific "truth"
L. Ron Hubbard, the second coming of MORmONISM'S Joe Smith.
Most of everything that Joe taught to start MORmONISM with a more rabid spin.
bennchaca 1 year ago
Awesome! Funny shit! Go get 'em. Hubbard was like a liar who made even more unbelievable statements just to see how far he could go with his lies. His followers ate it all up. He was laughing all the way to the bank.
missionrd100 1 year ago
Poor old Ron Hubbard. What he really needed was counselling, and lots of it. Instead, he ended up surrounded by a boat-load of sycophants, and his illness just got worse and worse. I'm surprised more people haven't been killed by Scientology; it really is lunacy.
doobedoo22 1 year ago
Hubbard said so many better things than this, but if that's what resonates with you, so be it.
ElectroPaganAnon 1 year ago
I almost fell out of my chair when I first watched this. How could someone believe in this nonsense?
waveali 2 years ago
From watching the opening again, it seems he is saying being an automobile would teach you more about it than learning about it. This must be one of his spiritual concepts. How else could one be a automobile?
Toseetheobvious 2 years ago
That´s what you are programmed to believe :-)
LRH said that communication is a two way flow.(Ain´t that a brilliant discovery ! A two year old kid knows that!) LRH also said everyone has the right to NOT recieve communication from someone else. SO WHY does the "church" of $cientology keep on violating my human rights. They keep on calling and I don´t want their imbecill information. They are wasting my time and theirs(probably)
The CULT is going DOWN, LOL.
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
''theres no knowlege worth knowing thats in your memory bank, all the knowlege worth knowing is outside your memory bank'' if you cant see the wisdom in that statement then your just a jar head
MrScotty155 2 years ago
Oh, I forgot to mention the so called "techs". There are no such things. It´s just pseudo-science with no substance at all. $cientologist have never ever produced a scientific work of any kind. $cientology is "nothingness".
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
coming from a kid that has never opened 1 book of LRH
MrScotty155 2 years ago
LRH spoke about the incident with the obscene dog(this is creepy stuff )...a man got sucked into a brass dog and then later was spat out through the dogs ass. The thetans didn´t like that, LRH said. Only a person with a fucked up mind can come up with a story like that....
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
Were did he do that at. Not wiki a ruputable source were I can go see please. Something that shows the whole statement and what it is connected to. No blurbs without context thanks.
Toseetheobvious 2 years ago
Just look at Tom Cruise. He´s turned into a megalomaniac moron. All the information that Tom gives us is nonsense in the $ci-video. "We´re the ONLY ones that can help" and so on, yada,yada.
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
MrScotty........why did you delete your reply to me ???? You were perhaps worried about the answers I will give you....Here´s what you said: "since you know sooo much about scientology, how does it distort a persons mind? and what information contained in it is nonsense? then tell me where you got your info from. and dont tell me from youtube videos from those anoying people with cowardly weird masks"
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
wow
DAILEYericCaryUSA 2 years ago
EPIC!!!!
AnonPower 2 years ago
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pitifull that you people get your info and your inteligence from youtube!
MrScotty155 2 years ago
We get our info directly from $cientology itself. All it takes is to listen to any information that comes from the mouth of a $cientologist. It is ridicilous information, nonsense and of no importance. For example, Tom Cruise is doing an exellent job in showing the world how $cientology can distort a persons mind. It is almost as he´s not physically present and he´s totally lost in another world. $cientology is the laughing stock of the world and it´s going down.
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
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MrScotty155 2 years ago
The info is supplied by $cientologist dumb asses themselves......I get several phone calls from retarded $cientology sales people who wants to sell stupid books and they IMAGINE that I´m interrested in joining the cult. I´ve said NO about 20 times and they come back again and repeat their stupid phrases. $cientologists must have extremely low IQ.
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
grow up kid
MrScotty155 2 years ago
Can´t you do better than that ????
$cientologist claim that they are the authorities on the mind. LOL
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
i asked you three questions and you couldnt answer not one of them. all you had to say was a lie about people calling you on the phone trying to recruit. its obvious you know nothing of scientology or its techs. then i find out that your just a 22 yr old kid. cant win kid games over a kid. have any older brothers to battle with? or even better, do you have any older sisters i can chat with?? maybe your mom??
MrScotty155 2 years ago
I see, u sure would love to harass them too.
Just listen to what LRH says on the tapes.He´s got more than one screw loose.....
LRH had a distorted mind.
Miscavige is a bully.
$cientology is antisocial.
Too bad for you buddy, it´s going down the drain.
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
Or they have been trained like most sales men that if you don't take no for a answear sooner, or later the answear comes back yes. Were I live you can send them a do not call notification, through the mail. If they continue you can go after them legally.
Toseetheobvious 2 years ago
How do you spell intelligence, MrScotty?
d(-.-)b
PelleSansIos 2 years ago
22 million is a lie. To quote L Ron: "The only way to control people is to lie to them." Nice how your cult trains people to be sociopaths. Have fun on teh bridge you nutter.
shalindriaharam 2 years ago
Can you direct me to were L Ron Hubbard stated to controle people is to lie to them? or is this just more made up garbage like I am seing on here.
Toseetheobvious 2 years ago
Yup, put this in yahoo search engine: Wiki Quote L Ron Hubbard You'll find lots of other winners there too. ; )
shalindriaharam 2 years ago
Thank you for responding the thing is wiki can be messed with by anyone, but lets say this is exactly what he said. What did he actually mean any of thease things presented alone can look weird. What was he talking about that he made that statement. Do you know were I can find that out besides a scientology group.
Toseetheobvious 2 years ago
Still waiting, I will be going into what most of you beleive is the lions den to see for myself. Concreat proofs would be appreciated.
Toseetheobvious 2 years ago
lulz holy moly uuh wow I wish every african-american $ci could hear that, including will smith
shalindriaharam 2 years ago
This is Full Of LULZ MAN
hotdot200 2 years ago
Talking to your hat is not crazy. Writing down what the hat says back is.
ProjectFlashlight612 2 years ago 2
lol totally
hotdot200 2 years ago
Epic
analyzingfunny 2 years ago
These are FANTASTIC! Thanks so much!
AnonForTruth 3 years ago 10
Wow, what a great demonstration of LRH's scientific pontifications! That there was science at its best, was it not?
Hhaaahahahahaa!!!!!!!!
Excuse me now, I must go become an automobile now so I can understand how it drives (that is outside of my memory banks, don'tcha know).
Whats the matter with you car?
jax3672 3 years ago 7
and the stupidity of the idiot rolls on...
emprise 3 years ago 7
"..by being the automobile and sliding behind the wheel.."
O rly? None of our knowledge is worth knowing if its remembered??? This makes me sad :(
Methinks Lron's 'memory bank' was 'rupt' again,
Good gravey these audio snippets are entertaining, even when you listen to them in the body of the lectures they're just as deranged and non-sensical, so ya gotta laugh when people cry 'Out of context!' since any piece of the trash-pile is still, um, trash.
Another 5star chuckle!
Ogsonofgroo 3 years ago 10
PS: There are no "truths" in science. Only disproving the hypothesis and thereby the theory. $cientologist however, believe in a version of reality which is absolute bullshit and they call it "Science" even though it's been proven utter bullshit time on time.
Great work. Keep on putting the words of the racist SOB out there and the wins will keep on coming. LOVED the soundtrack. It's sooo! L. Ron Hubbard.
Ever see a picture of the cream of $cientology? All WHITE. Wonder why? Me too.
Christians4Tommorrow 3 years ago 5
Hah! You can understand how an automobile works by sliding behind the wheel! PRICELESS STUFF! wonderful work, keep it up! Just letting people listen to "The Best of L. Ron" will drive the fresh meat of the cult away. Too bad to $cientologists all of this makes utter and complete sense. It's a lovely world to live in I imagine, not having to worry about facts and history, not to mention $cience, but it's not all that good for a belief set when you "postulate" it as verifiable scientific "truth"
Christians4Tommorrow 3 years ago 4
L ron the Moron !!! ha ha haha haaaaaaaaa
nat88008 3 years ago 2
How *do* you do it?
Another gem from the brilliant mind of...aaahhhhh...mad men...aaaahhhhh...factually...I think I said it here first...aaaahhhh...talking.
suchlegends 3 years ago
Very entertaining as per usual. Ron was surely a supreme exponent of horseshit.... and of course racism :)
TheEvilOfScientology 3 years ago 4
Totally mental. I just love these. Keep it up man.
5/5
quentinkrisp 3 years ago