Human Traffic (nice one bruva)

[WasabeWan]

NICE 1!!!!!



[SmartZOMBIEbug]

is not that a guy from doctor who?? jezus!

[MrBowww1]

FUCK OFF !!

[Romulus123]

Dyer was in his early 20's here right?

He looks about 16.

[ntube7]

Watching it now - soundtrack takes me back

[missbinx82]

legendary scene if u dont agree ur not worthy!

[MOONST0MP]

This has got to be the most annoyin scene ever. John Sim is quite a good actor but that Danny Dyer has one of the most punchable faces i have ever seen.

[ScottishCaledonian]

@MOONST0MP I would take pleasure in gratuitously and very violently raping Danny Dyer 

[cyclonus67]

@MOONST0MP Generally I never liked the guy but I think he's amazing in human traffic. Gets it so right!

[missbinx82]

@MOONST0MP fuck your life danny dyer makes that scene you silly cunt flap!!!

[alexmcgee787]

Sitting on the toilet with a pint can and the phone..... standard

[Riikimaru07]

@alexmcgee787 You haven't seen the ending?

[steedwards1985]

keep pressing 9 looks like his can is jizzin!! lol!

[BloodStepp]

This movie almost makes me wish i was a pom :)

[Sully24017]

what the fuck is a bruva

[Riikimaru07]

@Sully24017 Brother - Bro - BRUUUVA!

[j271278v2]

pmsl 

[JWZ030]

Haha, nice one bruva! :P :)

[williamlaguma]

rewind this vid 20 times, from 27-40 sec..... ahahaha . ... sounds briliant !

[MistaMase102]

keep tapping 7 8 and 9 in random orders. doesnt make sense but funny as shit

[esmozg]

@MistaMase102 HAHAHAHAHAHA I DID IT LMAO

AHAHAHA NICE ONE BRUVA!

[Zixx457]

Here in france, there's a sort of saying going on about english humour being shit. That saying is a joke it self when you see this film. Human traffic <3 !

[jezmuff]

@Zixx457 Yeah because French people are so funny? I think it's almost universally agreed that France and humour are incompatible. Except your history is pretty laughable.

[rafaelmadferit]

@jezmuff

WTF??? When you don't know you don't speak. And chill out by the way... That's what this movie is about. Universal brotherhood and fun. I'm French and I fucking love this movie

[max12y]

nice one bru.. (spills beer) vaaaa!!! Ha love this film

[MyPitMind]

this movie is the best explain for everything XD now

[TheMancSam]

press 5 over to watch danny get wanked of by the other guy !

[fuckhero17]

bella ficata fra'!!

[jaffabomb69]

Keep pressing 9...hes riding a dick while wanking off that ejaculating can :P

[PugBoyUK]

Hold down 8 LMAO!

[sandwich20111]

NICE ONE *spills drink* BRUVAAA

[jimmyPain2121]

I had to turn this video off early because i have work tomorrow and every time i see this it makes me want to go out and get mashed... Classic movie

[DNVskapunk]

If you like nice one bruva check out Dani Nash and the Villains' debut video, "Eating at My Brain" at youtube.com/watch?v=D5y07X1Quw­M.

[shylaSATIRE]

favorite scene from any movie ever.

[gandalfsdealer534]

play the video, press 7 repeadetly for UNLIMITED BRO's

[Durzel]

@gandalfsdealer534 lol hold 7 down br-br-b-b-b-b-br-br-br-br-br-b­ruvva

[ruukaoz]

0:41

[satanssoldiersrule]

Matthew! Oh for fuck sake... Fucking love this movie, hits the nail on the head as to why we call get fucked up. Historical movie.

[simonking195]

fuckin funny... can relate to this film in so many ways

[jaytaylorr]

NICE ONE BRUVAAAAAAA!

[Dramaguiness]

ey ey, hows it going yer big cockney spacecase...

[xoxflyingcowxox]

LMFAO my friend got kicked out of the last rave we were at for screaming nice one bruva too many times haha.

[DjDannyF303]

@xoxflyingcowxox sanctuary???

[zenzen5106]

SHUT IT!!!!

[marfwah]

Danny Dyer, what is point?

[alexmcgee787]

asif he was sitting in the toilet with a beer and the phone. quality clip

[TheCdoggydizzle]

oh sweet as SWEET AS mate

[Kwizdot]

loooooool

[jedigooner]

what is bruva? i mean is this slang or what ))heh

[Lawes27]

@jedigooner uk slang

[jedigooner]

@Lawes27 so, what is it mean man? lol...)))one more stupid question

[Lawes27]

@jedigooner Bruvva = Brother

[Lawes27]

@jedigooner it means nice one brother! man how can you not get it lol!

[jedigooner]

@Lawes27 just wanted to clarify it...i dont speak eng so good

[wycombebarmy66]

@jedigooner idiot

[NinjaLocc]

:25 lol!

[iloveDannnyDyer]

SWEET AZX MATE :P dannyz fav catch phraze :) lolzx

[krisseeboy08]

SHAT IT

[NinjaLocc]

NEPHEW!!!

[iloveDannnyDyer]

@NinjaLocc ????????????????????

[2010RAVER2010]

if any1 hasn't seen the remixed version for this film i uploaded a vid of all the different scenes. check it :)

[hanson666999]

I love this film, reminds me how things used to be like in this country in the 90's FUCKING WICKED TIMES MATE!

[jumbosam]

DANNY DYER AT HIS BEST...

[Schalkeci1]

anyone else see the WAZZZZZUP parody this is? or is it just me?

[1984Turley]

@Schalkeci1

Good shout.

[Sabsemillia]

@Schalkeci1 isnt this movie older than scary movie?

[Nanogeddon]

@Schalkeci1 This outdates either the scary movie reference or even the Budweiser reference.

[JPOK1000]

What a pair of twats.

[ibiza1290]

JPOK1000 Are you addicted to putting negative comments

[BassBoyFish]

ur a twat

[AliceFBC]

OH MY GOD, how awesome. Must see this movie.

[wopendicular]

u wont regret it best movie ever

[dickatthedisco]

lol jokes now cause all my mates have seen the movie so they all do it now on the phone, as soon as you here nice one bruva - all hell is let loose

[bobshop]

@dickatthedisco lmao me and my "brother" who i known for nearly 20 years now, ALLWAYS end our phone calls with the lines from this clip!!! classic!!!

[George8davoinE]

NICE ONE BRUVAAAA !!

[PaddyPA]

The last great film of the 90's indeed! :D

[mj0707]

@PaddyPA What about the matrix?

[soundsofCT7]

Shhhaaatttttt ittttttt.

[DDElsey25031998]

0:40

[psydantheman]

ahhahaha spilt beer

[DivineDeath]

FUCK OFF!!

[11essexboi11]

makes me larf every time fucking hellerious !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vickiiBABEZZ]

Nice oneee bruvaaa!

Danny Dyer is gorgeouss!

♥♥

[ASMgroup]

hahaha NICE 1 BRUVAAA!!

[edgycharacter]

Dont go changing to try and please me XD

[chavvyboy69]

The weekend has landed!

NICE ONE BRUVVA!!!!

[Relgaro]

pause at 0:35

[ALLYRNUBZ]

@Relgaro LMFAO

I said.. NICE BRUV

[RossiBonto96]

@Relgaro haha

[biggles2010]

@Relgaro and the reason is 

[88Heartandsoul]

@Relgaro that face sums up Danny Dyer

[ALMOSTLAKAI34]

@Relgaro 0:39 is funnier.

[DNBCANAL]

@Relgaro and?

[djaerod1]

i do this every time im about to hang up off the fone 2 everyone haha! good job im not in telesales

[WaldoGrapelliOHare]

boo you. doya fuck.

[calzowned]

good thing ur not an english teacher too

[misstilly]

Hahaaaaaaa fuckin' love it.

[dsafgfsa]

i love the moment when he jumps, kinda cute in some way :D

[MegaDatsun]

lol lol

[luke9t9]

i only watched this for the first time the other night,

fuckin class

all dyers films are wicked

true brit films....

[ItDuz]

NICE 1 BR...(spill drink) ...BRUVVVVA!!!

[woohooboy]

"Bruvaa" is slang for brother...... In the UK, the abbreviated version of bruvaa is bruv......

[woohooboy]

Gee, thanks heaps!. Is that coming from personal experience of being a smackhead yourself?. Or did you fail science at school and found a more fufiling career cleaning toilets at minimum wage?.......

Seriously, dripping sarcasm aside, someone asked the question and I responded. The only reason I became bitchy in this response is because YOU started it off......

[gregkuhl]

they don't have 'human traffic' at any of the video rental chains here in the states. been looking to rent this one for a while as it looks very very entertaining (kinda reminds me of trainspotting) and very funny.. going to have to get a netflix account..

[fatdan369]

haha danny's grin is fukin jokes!!!

[ildrecords]

Fucking nice 1 bruva!!!

Fukkoff:)))

[ildrecords]

Fuckin nice 1 bruva :)

[Joelio9]

FUCKING NICE ONE BRUVAAAA

[amrHysteria]

NICE ONE BRUVVVAAAAA

[Hectoraaa]

NICE ONE BRUVAA!

[onionskid]

NICE ONE BRUVAAAAA

FUCK OFF!

[1iRa]

does anybody knows the title of the track played as moff is masturbating? its not on the soundtrack cd..

[RetroGuy5000]

fucking class

[londondog]

NICE ONE BRUVVA!

[JSlovesHC]

NICE ONE BRUVAAAAA

FUCK OFF!

[JAYT73brumUK]

NICE 1

[HappyHardcoreTunes]

sweet as mate, nice one bruvaaa

[JustAngiee]

fucking sicccck filmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bumcakes]

EXCELLENT FILM!

[mrcamzone1]

NICE ONE BRUVAA!

[londondog]

best line ever!

[supercooper67]

nice one bruvaaaaaaaaaaa lol so jokes

[djclubuk]

erm why is everyone even discussing weed and shit on here anyway ,,, thjis film was so close to the reality of the clubbing scene with the pill and coke ,,it was briiliant so real to life ,,,its 4 people who actually got out at weekends havin it with the upper drugs ,, not sittin in doors with a fukin sopliff being borins as hell ,, fix up chaps ,,its onjly a clip

[StuEDangerously]

Want to know the final word on this whole sensationalised bullshit on Cannabis turning you nuts?

If you are, secretly, mad, then yes, Cannabis will fuck you up.

[balotelli12345]

I said nice 1 bruvvaaa..!

[aaron234567890987643]

"The strength & production of alcohol is well regulated to ensure a safe, clean product"

well i suppose alcohol poisoning is a myth

[junglistninja]

nice!!

[samspennell]

NICE BRUVA!

[Dasifter]

'Dont go changing to please me' lol

[StonerKid655321]

this film is a bit gay.

[bigmacca69er]

cunt off m8

[StonerKid655321]

your mum sucks cock

[bigmacca69er]

wudnt surprise me

[StonerKid655321]

ketamine = win

[Podesta16]

ecstasy honeymoon!! :D

[shittyusernames]

FACK 0FFFFF!!

[dwa1ker69]

right film quality watched many of times when me and lads have been in a state 10/10

[baldricksmainmen]

DAnny Dyers A ledgend!! Nice one bruva!!!

[leeM2k]

Class film

[cutterschoicenotmine]

rah rah rah, first couple of times i saw it, good film, now it just labours, it aint really like that, its not funny to anyone over the age of 18. its basically a bit of a poo poo film.

[durtyjerzee]

a poo poo film.....yea you are too grown up to watch this film..........:/

[cutterschoicenotmine]

yes your right i am.

[Passenger87]

So through your opinion it makes it so that anyone past 18 can't enjoy this?

Explain why? It's one of very few films saying drugs aren't bad if you use them correctly and don't abuse them.

[tjmac7]

....and dont mind working in a shop for the next 40 years.

[tuneinfuckoff]

Evidence?

Any evidence that drugs are bad used correctly?

[tjmac7]

the problem is in the word "correctly".

If something is completely unregulated and left in the hands of gangsters and criminals you can use drugs as "correctly" as you like but there's still a good chance the dose, cut or side effects will cause long term damage!

Gamble with your health if you like but theres nothing correct about unregulated drug use!

[tuneinfuckoff]

The problem is in the words 'drugs' then. Some drugs are harmless; ie caffeine. Some effect you but thats pretty much it; ie marijuana, and some can damage you; ie heroin, crack. Marijuana is illegal even though theres no real evidence of it really damaging you. Even smoke damage is minimal, unless you smoke with tobacco. Alcohol is more damaging than weed but I bet you've had a drink or two before.

[tjmac7]

The strength & production of alcohol is well regulated to ensure a safe, clean product.

Due to the status of most "illegal" drugs the effects of class A B and C drugs (in the UK) means most evidence for damage and side effects comes from unregulated substance abusers. With unregulated drug use you are taking a masive gamble with your short and long term health but with fags and booze we can make a well informed choice.

Personally i think drugs have a lot to offer science.

[tuneinfuckoff]

Im from the UK too by the way. And yeah, they do have a lot to offer, but I find it annoying that ol' what's her face, her name escapes me, rejects the idea. As a marjiuana user myself, I can tell you from personal experience it's not that bad, the smoke damage is minimal without tobacco. Paranoia can come on at some points though, which is a bitch, but how it has benefited me out-weighs the few downsides to it.

[tjmac7]

Maybe cannabis is illegal because the UK government refuses to trade with the countries that produce the stuff. There has to be a reason parliament always side step the issue.

[tuneinfuckoff]

Maybe. Apart from the beneficial sides to using it, you can make hemp for rope, food, compost, clothes and materials, oil, gas etc. It's like God's gift to planet earth, a hugely renewable source, and 3 quarters of the earth are choosing to reject it. For one thing the idea of banning a plant is odd, I mean it's like segregation :P. I think her name is Jacqueline something, she's like the home secretary I think, she's the woman I was thinking of. She pays mental patients to ... (cont).

[tuneinfuckoff]

(cont).. say their illness' were caused by marijuana. She has no reason/right to fight marijuana, and no evidence, except for that which she has created; she has brain-washed herself. A woman in Canada who is a medical marijuana user, suffered from 550 seizures a year and since using weed (for 6 years) she now has 1-2 a year. There are millions of treatments you could create using it and denying it from them is almost murder.

[Tait011]

i dont see why theres 2 thumbs down to this comment. fuck sake. truth, boi!!

[creds123]

the countries that produce. what are you on about , its grown in the uk. well about 95 percent.

[tjmac7]

But if weed was legal it would be cheaper to import from the undesirable 3rd worl and communist countries that we Brits dont like to be seen to trade with.

Thats what i think anyway, what other reason is there!?!

[creds123]

uh, weed does not grow in fields mate. it grows in complex grow systems (hydroponic). it does not grow like corn grain.

have you ever smoked weed?

[jamesrules01]

actually, marijuana can grow in fields... i live in Canada, where alot is grown. and 95% of weed does NOT come from the UK.

[creds123]

no i meant that the weed that is in the uk is grown there. like grown in the uk.

[tuneinfuckoff]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I found out recently that the balance between THC and CBD is what can effect your mental health. Too much THC makes strong weed but is alot more hazardous to your health that one with a lower THC content. But weed with high CBD can actually help your mental health, and will soon be issued to some people with mental problems. Ironic isn't it.

[anna315]

love em both! quality!

[GAMEBOY379]

Wales rocks!

[prettyturk]

*ALWAYS

[prettyturk]

haaaaahaaaaa! this ALAYS cracks me up..specially danny dyers face..I SAID NICE 1 BRUVAAAA...

[Breachere16]

FUCK OFF LOL

[Maddolies]

Shut Eeeeet!

[DannyLiveOnUTube]

I SED NICE ONE BRUVAAAAAA ( The Face On Danny Dyer lmaooo Legend :)

[uhdfh]

I said.. NICE ONE BRUVAAAAAA

[bubblesnboot]

HAA love dis movie NICE ON BRUVA!!!

[camraxter]

NICE 1 BRAVVVAAAHHH !

[willowthedog111]

this film was out of this world and in some bitswas funny, danny dyer played a good part it was all about the 90s classic

[dawkboss23]

nice 1 bruv yeah,oh nice 1 brother,nice 1 brother,nice 1 brother,i said nice 1 bruv,i said nice 1,i said nice 1 bruv,fuckin nice 1 brother,nice 1 bruv....errrrrrrrrr,fuck off!!!! amazin lol best film eva lol

[MyHeadRadioFan]

My Head Radio LOVES this movie... NOYCE 1, BRUV!