I just washed a contact out of my left eye in the shower by accident. My new contacts are out in the truck. It's chilly out right now and I'm being too lazy to go out there and get them right this second. I thought I'd watch a little Brian Regan and I still only have my right lens in and he's all blurry and stuff. So I'm sitt'n here, cold, trying my best,holding my left eye shut so I can watch Brian Regan talk about the eye doctor asking which ones better? 1. or 2. during an eye exam. =^.^=
actually he talked about that eye being higher than the other. i had my eye doctor tell me i had a freckle on my eye. it doesnt affect my vision, but i guess he had to tell me
@wolfofvalor16 you never have time to see right and when you do you stress over it like no tomorrow and THAT is when you get the hubble telescope lenses instead of +0.1 relaxation glasses ... hope i wrote this the right way cuz i'm probably like this \( O ).( O )/
"Do you see what's on my desk?" I expected him to say "Good, because I can't!"
thekumikokoizumi 1 week ago
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SoloRazaSoldier13 2 weeks ago
I just washed a contact out of my left eye in the shower by accident. My new contacts are out in the truck. It's chilly out right now and I'm being too lazy to go out there and get them right this second. I thought I'd watch a little Brian Regan and I still only have my right lens in and he's all blurry and stuff. So I'm sitt'n here, cold, trying my best,holding my left eye shut so I can watch Brian Regan talk about the eye doctor asking which ones better? 1. or 2. during an eye exam. =^.^=
alectricfoxx 4 weeks ago
He is hilarious! I really needed to watch a bit of him tonight so thanks for uploading some of his stuff.
brightsorcerer 1 month ago
"Is that a fly in my house - IS THAT A COMET!?!"
sito7238 1 month ago
I'm lucky because my eye doctor has a very relaxing voice... He needs to come to my optometrist.
fliyngghettimonster 1 month ago
"i didn't take it serious..............are you still in here!?.....all i see is shadows and shapes!!" bahaha!
MEronica1B 1 month ago in playlist funny things
IS THAT A HUMP?? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! I AM A MAN!!!! thumbs up if you laughed hard at that :P
scarletgirl923 1 month ago
THERE'S A BOOK THERE'S A PLANE THERE'S ALPHA SENTURI!!
burningburney94 2 months ago
His yell, makes him sound like Tom Hanks.
bfmvownz99 2 months ago
I Am Not An Animal!!!
I Am A MAN!!! *punches gut*
upalive11 2 months ago
And they pass.....NOW! And they pass......NOW! Man how do you do it?
jillyjellyjillybean 2 months ago
I ALMOST PEED MY SELF!!! I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
brittnybabe1 2 months ago
ROFL
addy72298 2 months ago
Fricking Funny
rubio811 3 months ago
actually he talked about that eye being higher than the other. i had my eye doctor tell me i had a freckle on my eye. it doesnt affect my vision, but i guess he had to tell me
monkrocc 3 months ago
this guy is HI-larious!
monkrocc 3 months ago
There's a book
There's a plane
There's Alpha Centory!
Percylover33 3 months ago
@Percylover33 it,s officer tori......
daisybug2000 2 months ago
lol...love this one-- you forgot to add; you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen!!! Thats what I have to hear! lol...=)
SCENTSationalSoaps1 3 months ago
this is so true lol
wolfofvalor16 4 months ago 10
@wolfofvalor16 you never have time to see right and when you do you stress over it like no tomorrow and THAT is when you get the hubble telescope lenses instead of +0.1 relaxation glasses ... hope i wrote this the right way cuz i'm probably like this \( O ).( O )/
agrumazescu 4 months ago 7
lol this guy is great
Ateast his stuff is original unlike Dane Cook. He been accused for Plagiarism a lot.
Marineperson 7 months ago 16
@Marineperson What the hell does Dane Cook have to do with this video?
Just thought I'd ask.
ECDOCD 4 months ago
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Marineperson 7 months ago