fuck ass, useless bastards, dicksmoking, jack 'o lantern, shitfuckers. Bitch ass ho fucksticks, fuck you, fuck you... and fuck yourself. fuck everybody. fuck all of that shit. I'ma rock fuck some shit up, all ya'll in 2003... basically, fuck niggaz shit... (trails off) And that will be my inaugeration speach, when I, am elected prime minister of this country.
I motherfucking wrote down! This bitch, she say's she's got a nice uh! big ass, that I can fuck, and she's a motherfuckin' bitch, and if police can't find me, get the fuck back, so I can kill those motherfuckers, with a, colt, fuck(held) this, shit, so remember to, fuckin stay in school stupid fuckers! Say NO to motherfucking drugs! uh-huh! Let there be fuckin' peace, motherfuckin' middle east, you bitch ass, cock suckers, you can fuck yourself in the fucking backpack. (continued)
And furthermore. I got a great big dick, and I slam it in yo fuckin' mouth. Thug's wild, and dick's so fucking big, that I roll a bitch ass nigga, with my fuckin' nuts, and my dick. You ain't nuthin' but a stupid motherfucker. Yo, fuck these niggaz, and I get so motherfuckin' mad, 'cause I, try to kill 'em, but they're all shit I cooked up in this bitch. You skanky bitches, you smash to fuck, shit, and, it's done bitch, it's fuckin' OVER. The motherfuckin' words that I sing in song, (continued)
@Mahes46 First off, I got a big fat *Beeep* and i slam it in your *Beeeep* ..Heh heh, i love that opening line. Saturday night live has gotten pretty lame and stale and a lot of people think so, especially those who enjoyed the earlier seasons. Mad T.V. was headed the same way. I think they were smart to end it. But the thing with Saturday Night live is it's a franchise.. just like Mcdonalds... Wow they gross millions of dollars... they're still *Beeep Beeep* bitchass *Beeeeeep*
@zeick9 Haha that's the point, I saw a real life police show that had censoring like that, the work fuck came through then the bleep would come in like 3 seconds after each swear word.
dude this is the funniest damn thing!!! i saw this along ass time ago and i finally found it!!! haha "you skanky bitch" haha "and shes a beeeeeeeeeeep bitch"
i like pucker and suckit LOL i like the way it starts **yeah you better pucker up and suck it you better lick my *beep *beep *beep i will kick you in yo *beep *beep *beep *beep**hahahahahahahaha LOL funny hey can some one cemment me back if they know where to find an uncensored version PEACE!
"So remember to ------ stay in school, say no to ------- drugs". Best part is when the two guys start grinding against him then he realizes it and pushes them off.
Emcee Esher vs Chocolate Drop,Battle of the Century.:-)
themongoosemoore 2 weeks ago
MC Escher is actually the name of a painter born. 1800s -- hi hi
PeterPW 2 weeks ago
I haven't laughed like this in years. Lmfao!
IveGotMyLunchbox 3 months ago
4 people can go fuck themselves in da mothafuckin backpack
killshot310 3 months ago 2
Lol
dipschote 4 months ago
lyrics pls
vicentefrpwn 6 months ago
You ain't nothing but a stupid -beeeeeeeeep- yo -beep- these -beep- and I get so -beep- mad -beep- because I try and kill em -beep- -beep-
WonderNoobie 7 months ago
Aries Spears is so funny!
ixtoothint 8 months ago
I love Mad TV and Aries Spears. This is TOO FUNNY!!!
2009AprilScharp 9 months ago 3
p.a.x. mutherf#cker ¡ ¡
marcelogime 9 months ago
fuck ass, useless bastards, dicksmoking, jack 'o lantern, shitfuckers. Bitch ass ho fucksticks, fuck you, fuck you... and fuck yourself. fuck everybody. fuck all of that shit. I'ma rock fuck some shit up, all ya'll in 2003... basically, fuck niggaz shit... (trails off) And that will be my inaugeration speach, when I, am elected prime minister of this country.
suckitfuckerIDC 11 months ago 3
@suckitfuckerIDC YOU GOT BETTER EARS THAN ME MAN HOLY ****!!!!!
bulletshotfromgun 3 months ago
I motherfucking wrote down! This bitch, she say's she's got a nice uh! big ass, that I can fuck, and she's a motherfuckin' bitch, and if police can't find me, get the fuck back, so I can kill those motherfuckers, with a, colt, fuck(held) this, shit, so remember to, fuckin stay in school stupid fuckers! Say NO to motherfucking drugs! uh-huh! Let there be fuckin' peace, motherfuckin' middle east, you bitch ass, cock suckers, you can fuck yourself in the fucking backpack. (continued)
suckitfuckerIDC 11 months ago
And furthermore. I got a great big dick, and I slam it in yo fuckin' mouth. Thug's wild, and dick's so fucking big, that I roll a bitch ass nigga, with my fuckin' nuts, and my dick. You ain't nuthin' but a stupid motherfucker. Yo, fuck these niggaz, and I get so motherfuckin' mad, 'cause I, try to kill 'em, but they're all shit I cooked up in this bitch. You skanky bitches, you smash to fuck, shit, and, it's done bitch, it's fuckin' OVER. The motherfuckin' words that I sing in song, (continued)
suckitfuckerIDC 11 months ago
i great big *beep* and i slam it in your *BEEP* XD dude best dam song ever
roddawsome 1 year ago
This is exactly what a Lil B song sounds like censored
BlackAndWhite9999 1 year ago
4 *BEEP* people deserves to be *BEEP* *BEEP* with a *BEEP* BEEP* machete and a *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* submachine gun
xtremecouture322 1 year ago
I love this haha
paperorpaper 1 year ago 4
lyrics please
G1AnimeBoyz 1 year ago
Lol this guy is rapping with a machete, this shit really is hardcore.
psychgyul001 1 year ago 7
aries spears needs to do a gangsta rap album and make it hilarious too.
ImDeadAtBirth 1 year ago 6
backpack
darysmer 1 year ago
i try to kill them but they are all death?
lizcatlover 1 year ago
is there a mp3 to this
calvin4446 1 year ago
@calvin4446 exactly. Let me know if there is one.
TheJashtica 1 year ago
1:16 niggas gay
TheSuirad 1 year ago
beep you skanky bitch beep
PuppyXz 1 year ago
Sounds like he says BLEEP yourself in the mothahBLEEP backpack!
primemover17 1 year ago
i want the all lyric pleeaaseeee!!!!!!!!!
20manudo 1 year ago
@20manudo I don't think it is intentionally bleeped for censorship, only comedic reference.
SM71794 1 year ago
*****************!:)
TheSkatereel 1 year ago
This video has really turned me onto to the ebony ladies :p
TheJashtica 1 year ago 3
Lol, those two dudes dancin' up on him!
FemmeNevrotique 1 year ago 3
best
gqwestcoast 1 year ago
You skanky bitch...beep beep beep stay in school and dont do beep drugs..lol
I miss the brilliance of mad tv..
babygfeva 1 year ago 2
I got a great big -beep-, and I slam it in your -beep-!
LOL, Emcee Esher!
JohnHayabusa 1 year ago 2
This is why Madtv was one of my favorite shows when I was at the US border.
ivanraikov 1 year ago 2
FUCK DEM RAP IT SUCKS MONKEY FUCK
koffipod 1 year ago
Omg! this 2 funni he said i got a great bigg **** and i slap in yo face lolz
Kreonna4233 1 year ago
yo *bleep* these *bleep*az, & i get so *bleep* damn mad coz i try to kill em
FourtwozeroNZ 1 year ago
fucking bullshit RAP SUCK MY DICK
oneelte 1 year ago
This **** is ***** ***** * **** * good!
Jonsku654 1 year ago 2
She's a ************** bitch lol
AhlixL 2 years ago 2
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who got this uncencerd?
Robotboy790 2 years ago
the censorship is sorta the joke man
bassplay666 2 years ago 5
"let there be motha ****** peace in the motha ****** middle east you bitch ass motha ****** and you can **** yourself in the ****** backpack" LMAO
JokeMaster500 2 years ago 13
Aww bleeeeeeeep, bleeeeeeeep BLEEEEEEEEEEEP!
primemover17 2 years ago
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Every rap video is exactly like this!!!
ttll81 2 years ago
1:16 is ******** funny
jpepperman95 2 years ago 2
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jpepperman95 2 years ago
LMAO this was so ****** ****** funny as ****
JokeMaster500 2 years ago 2
my grandmother made me change the channel once because of this skit...she didn't believe me when i said it was a show i always watch
me4ever22c 2 years ago 3
that is so **** **** **** funny!
lunarmovieman 2 years ago
daaiiiim this *beep* is *beep beep beep* tight as a *beep* mother *beep* ing *beep beep* diiaaaam!
LOLOL xDD
TheSamson50 2 years ago 2
fuck SNL! MAD TV 4 EVA!
sideburn260 2 years ago 5
hells ya ... :)
REfreak3 2 years ago
say no to bleep bleep drugs!
CancerSticksss 2 years ago 3
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jpepperman95 2 years ago
you skanky bitch! :P
aries spears needs to be on saturday night live, since madtv is dead...
ImDeadAtBirth 2 years ago 5
fuck snl, snl is dead not madtv
Mahes46 2 years ago
@Mahes46 snl has made careers has mad tv?
coolcris101 2 years ago
@coolcris101 bobby lee, nicole parker... brief though they may have been.
suckitfuckerIDC 11 months ago
@Mahes46 First off, I got a big fat *Beeep* and i slam it in your *Beeeep* ..Heh heh, i love that opening line. Saturday night live has gotten pretty lame and stale and a lot of people think so, especially those who enjoyed the earlier seasons. Mad T.V. was headed the same way. I think they were smart to end it. But the thing with Saturday Night live is it's a franchise.. just like Mcdonalds... Wow they gross millions of dollars... they're still *Beeep Beeep* bitchass *Beeeeeep*
Brakathor 2 years ago 3
XD, SNL used to be funny, now its just dumb
Mahes46 2 years ago 4
Do anyone have the lyrics to tihs?
bluemagic1028 2 years ago
So remember to stay in school and say no to motha***** drugs lmaooooo this dude is stupid lolll
Scan4ness69 2 years ago
I got a great big BEEP and I slam it in your BEEEEP!!!
LOL one of the best skits ever!
JohnHayabusa 2 years ago
LOVE IT!! BEEP BEEP BEEP
bandieandie 2 years ago
beep beep beep is so beep beep funny beep
CabriniSouth 2 years ago
this is so BEEP BEEEP BEEP funny
Robotboy790 2 years ago
Every time I see this I laugh my ass off!
2009AprilScharp 2 years ago 2
The short beep is not enough for this *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* skit *BEEP**BEEP* !
LOL
momotarodengeki 2 years ago
aries spears is amazing.
his rap impersonations are amazing too.
classic madtv.
ImDeadAtBirth 2 years ago 5
THERE SHOULD BE MORE SKECTHES OF EMCEE ESHER! I laughed until I pissed on myself then did all again! One of my favorite skecthes EVER!
catchitB12 2 years ago 6
lol thats a sick beat i like that
blazer4328 2 years ago 3
omg so f****k funny@!!!!!
kmart2560 2 years ago 3
"and she's a BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP bitch" LMFAO!
SoyEzra 2 years ago 4
(beep) urself in the backpack
roflmfao
lolol
kainepl 2 years ago 2
lmao i loved when he said "jack o' lantern beeeep beep beeep"
lmao
wtf
alexmusteatpie 2 years ago 2
SO F$#@^ funny @^@^ &$#@*%^!
furaha35 2 years ago 3
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yeah this is the shit!!
achillesandroscoe 2 years ago
So remember to -beep- stay in school stupid -beep- say no to -beep beep- drugs!
God I love this.
omifriggingosh 2 years ago 41
@omifriggingosh
0:13 - 0:24
Since his death in 1998 here's a new song from HARDCORE RAPPER MCEE ESHER.
Little kids clapping & are about to watch his video?
WTF!!!!!!
The7legacy 9 months ago 3
@The7legacy they mock the decay of the us society
CKelaiditis 3 months ago
Actually I think he got inspired by one of my favorite crazy Southern Rapper: Mystikal!!
AFRIKTODAY 2 years ago
I've been looking for this video forever. Thank you for posting it.
xese4lifex 2 years ago
0:46
Res0lut1on 2 years ago
I GOT A GREAT BIG ****!
AND I SLAM IT IN YOUR ******!
my favorite rapper!
g3657b 2 years ago 5
this guy get's all the girls to show they're *bleep*
hehehehe
norikus365 2 years ago
i love the Let there be peace... swearing at the end. It's true that some rap songs have like 5 minutes of the rapper cursing people out at the end.
alexgibson198209 2 years ago 3
i love how they beep all these words then he says "bitch" right after it. lol!
laurenbabii1028 2 years ago 4
jack o' lantern??
LOL.
hyst3ricglamour 2 years ago
I would hate to battle him..=S
switchf3lade 2 years ago 3
lolz.
(bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
sweenytodd101 2 years ago
peeep peeep peeep
SentaMentalJimmy 2 years ago
this shit is bumpinn
tldevilsh 2 years ago
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mc escher was dead in 1998 right?
but he said "all of you in 2003 peace!"at the end!lol
Dsus2afr 2 years ago
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Dsus2afr 2 years ago
i fukingg like shit like this soo much on madtv lol
which song is the background music from ?
punjabimafia12 2 years ago 3
(In response to punjabimafia12's question)
It was a production-made Hip-Hop/Rap song by the people of "Mad TV" for this sketch.
mbrstooge 2 years ago 2
oh ok thanks
but there was a song that had a similar beat like this
if u kno that please let me kno too
thanks again
punjabimafia12 2 years ago
The music sounds like Family Affair by Mary J. Blige.
VidMasterZ 2 years ago
I love this! I love how they block out the logo's, but not the gats! lmao!
mssharp3 2 years ago 6
let there be pace in the be beep in the middle beep east
cloetv12345 2 years ago
lol i love that part i got a grab big beep beep and ill slam into your beep face lol.
93grandamgt 2 years ago 4
its amazing how the censored sound cuts out and he's still cussing
beeeeeeep Bitch ass Beeeeeeeeeeep
zeick9 2 years ago 24
@zeick9 its cause anything pg13 and over doesnt block the word bitch or ass xD
AznViet100 1 year ago
@zeick9 Haha that's the point, I saw a real life police show that had censoring like that, the work fuck came through then the bleep would come in like 3 seconds after each swear word.
lolPantsProductions 11 months ago
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haha this vid is fuuunny
dethklok25 2 years ago 2
Please post the lyrics!!!
doanjoey 2 years ago 2
makes me laugh everytime :]
KoolKidFr3sh 2 years ago 5
I have beeen looking for this clip on here foreverrrr!!!
IRussellI 2 years ago 7
If he died, how did he turn up in a sketch later on?
Andros1921 3 years ago 3
that's a joke about how you hear lots of rap artists's songs after the rapper has died. like tupac for example
alexgibson198209 2 years ago
LOL 'cause people like 2pac died after they filmed their videos.
EMOKIDDOMG 2 years ago 2
best rap song ever :]!!!
baalslayer03 3 years ago 8
When a lot of fans scream... it DOES sound a lot like 7 year old girls, doesn't it?
BlackWolf4830 3 years ago 3
LMFAO!!!!
ConkyO 3 years ago
lol thats funny as hell
nate1234100 3 years ago 5
i didnt understand much he was saying so much cursing XD
darkflame81 3 years ago
I'm the rock-soaking ----inator!
When uncensored:
I'm the rock-soaking fuckinator!
LOL!
JohnHayabusa 3 years ago 4
@ 1 moment..."lot of cursing"
then "WAIT I DIDNT GET THAT C'MON!!!"
turtlefanrecords 3 years ago
This is great--but you should have left the swearing little girls on at the end, they were the best part!
noprahwinfrey2007 3 years ago 5
i'm agree with you nopra, please uploaded with the complete version shortanecdote :)
ivanraikov 3 years ago
0:58
BLACKWALLSTREET2727 3 years ago
1:16 lol
bomborolo3 3 years ago
"i gotta great big dick and i slam it at ya fuckin face" LOL!!!!!
nitedragon209 3 years ago
1:25 is da best part motha fucka remember to stay in school stupid nigga say no to motha fuckin drugs hahahahah
Jozezezeze 3 years ago 3
Let there be motherfuckin peace in the motherfuckin middle east you motherfuckers.
davetokes93 3 years ago 4
ya greedy bitches
davetokes93 3 years ago
I cracked up watchin' this shit!
nonso1990 3 years ago 2
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..BITCH
LOL
erkot1891 3 years ago
"I'm the rock soaking ----inator!"
jhedric6 3 years ago
XD I love this skit!!
hershysmores 3 years ago
lol
But the word "bitch" should be censored too.
CaptVelocity 3 years ago
This gotta be the funniest thing on youtube right now
Samuel1011 3 years ago 5
LOL areis spears is the best
thekliqq 3 years ago 3
i think the bleeping is actually what make it funny cuz its so fucking hilarious that over 50%of the song is eep lol
TheEvilOfTheIrons 3 years ago 3
That is what make it so funny
Samuel1011 3 years ago
"i got a great big -beep- and i slam it in your -beep-" lmfao
richboy044 3 years ago 6
dude this is the funniest damn thing!!! i saw this along ass time ago and i finally found it!!! haha "you skanky bitch" haha "and shes a beeeeeeeeeeep bitch"
f150man55 3 years ago 3
I'm soo glad you posted this, I had it on tape and accidentally recorded over it!
conradragzoff 3 years ago
i got a great b!g d!(k and i slam it in your F@(3 you skanky bitch....... meh too lazy
LINKdrkguy 3 years ago
that me favor part too man
AlucardTape 3 years ago
i like pucker and suckit LOL i like the way it starts **yeah you better pucker up and suck it you better lick my *beep *beep *beep i will kick you in yo *beep *beep *beep *beep**hahahahahahahaha LOL funny hey can some one cemment me back if they know where to find an uncensored version PEACE!
garuto7 3 years ago
Dude, I really don't think there is one.
All the censoring was in there in the first place to make it funnier.
Spiqaro 3 years ago
Puck thingy
yeah you better pucker up and suck it yeah
you better lick my B$G F#c%*ng Di#k
stupid B"#$* or ill kick you in the &ussy
i got a B*g D!(k with a B#g S#1T a m*t3r Fu(k!%g s#!t
yeah mc escher in this m*t#er f*ck!n6
aha lets do this ya'll....... aha
LINKdrkguy 3 years ago 2
So remember to f***in stay in school,stupid m***af***a say no to f***in drugs
cashomnitrix 3 years ago
LOL! "I gotta great big *beep* and I'll slam it in yo *beep*"
krazeewookie429 4 years ago 4
Emcee esher is funny as shit
JOEYMENADABOMB 4 years ago 5
hey, where can i find pucka up and suck it.
rapiddog1999 4 years ago 3
type in emcee esher and its the second one down
bentleyboy59 4 years ago 3
Aries Spears is kickass. He's the Best of all the MAD TV cast
Proclaimer001 4 years ago 9
"So remember to ------ stay in school, say no to ------- drugs". Best part is when the two guys start grinding against him then he realizes it and pushes them off.
MAD TV RULZ
Rollermacka 4 years ago 7
Anyone ever see his other music video "Pucka' Up An' Suck It!"?
BimboBaggins333007 4 years ago 3
it was on last weeks best of madtv with ludacris and julie andrews
rko2k8 4 years ago
Yeah-yeah. "Pucka' Up An' Suck It" is OFF DA SCHIZZIT!!!
BimboBaggins333007 4 years ago
i got a great big **** and i slam it in ya ****!
pazootka 4 years ago 3
there should be no reason for a below 5-star rating on tghis ****
Boloman88 4 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I was hopeing for a more clever reference to M.C. Escher. Oh well.
dechha1981 5 years ago
haha, so funny!
suicideone 5 years ago
fukin spears is mad jokes haa
DAVORZZZ 5 years ago
good shit fukin funny
SerbSoldier1 5 years ago
lol funny as hell!
gubgubkokol 5 years ago