Steve Ballmer vs Jack Thompson (Halo 3)

[hyamdman]

I think I know why Jack Thompson hates video games...

...cause he's shit at them -_-

[MrJToots]

Hmmm, this is a nice loooking Fuel Rod Cannon I suddenly found. I might go and wipe out a small village now, then fly away in my jetpack whilst spamming grenades down on the floor below.

[AkimboJavelin]

Is it a spider? Get it off!

[CriticalTman013]

look i play halo and cod but i still get nervous when i shoot a deer with my bow

[joelccamacho]

i dont feel like i want to really kill someone when i play games. if you are parent and is reading this comment and has a kid who plays alot of games, dont give a really violent game if he or she is 1. really stupid(doesnt get good grades) 2. inmature 3. 10 years old or younger(their annoying anyway) 4. disrespectful. but if your kid is intelligent(have grades A to B), mature, respectful(alot), and like 14 years old be free to give like halo or assassins creed or a gmae thats on that level

[GhibliFan1]

It's his poor son I feel sorry for. Thompson has used his kid for years in sting operations... where he sends him into Walmart to buy a an M rated game and then goes kicking off to the media about it when they finally find a dumbass assistant willing to sell an M-rated game to his then 15 year old son. I hope when his son turned 18, which I think he has now, he told daddy to go fuck himself... then went and got a PS3 or X360 and an armful of the best M rated games.

[MotweraCity]

full of win *_*

[LOLYouGotTrolled666]

Stuck BITCH!

[MisterAHuman]

IS THAT A SPIDER!?

[theShadow117]

why is this so god damn funny?

[themeleed]

I play video games and enjoy shooting real guns. Two hobbies of mine- probably the 2 biggest blamed things for shootings and stuff.. Can't we just all agree that all these people who do this type of stuff are just plain insane?

[vampwant2b]

I hope when he's murdered the guy writes "critical hit" or "fatality" with his blood.

[H4z4rdTw15t]

@PrototypeAndroid

and Soap Mactavish / Dimitri Petrenko

[crazyjak56]

@H4z4rdTw15t and... uhhh... doyle.

[H4z4rdTw15t]

@crazyjak56 is that an insult or are you mentioning a character that ive never heard of? LOL

[crazyjak56]

@H4z4rdTw15t look up call of duty 3. And possibly earlier ones. Characters named doyle.

[H4z4rdTw15t]

@crazyjak56 ahhaha ok cool, never heard of doyle, i took it as an insult but now i know its not. Cool spot LOL.

[zenthex1234]

HAHA! only if i can do that in real life, think im goin to go train on a murder simulator now...

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

STUCK!!

[bubbajimmy8]

Ownage

[MrLoadingscreen]

Toughen up, princess. So fucking what if it makes kids more violent? I personally would prefer my kid to be a fighter rather than a little bitch.

[crazyjak56]

@MrLoadingscreen dude it doesn't really even do that anyway.

[MrLoadingscreen]

@crazyjak56 Uh, haha, sorry. I think my little brother needs to get off my Youtube account.

[Amidamaru174]

Fuck you, jack-off thompson XD

[reyjonhsmith]

I've only killed 5 people after i played GTA lol jk

[xFIRERUSHx]

@reyjonhsmith 5 people? mediocre. last week, a 2 year old killed 178 people with a baseball bat...all on the same day after playing gta 4.

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Im gana play Halo, then im going to Fly to Egypt and re-create Sandbox and drive around in a Jeep with a Machinegun Turrent and shoot all the Egyptians.....>_<

[nerftendo005]

HAHAHA, HALO: 1, JACK THOMPSON: 0

[slayermate07]

i think it's because jack didn't get to play super mario bros. when it came out...

poor jacky ;)

[virtuafighterman]

@slayermate07 hahaha look at 0:13 the text says "Jack thompson" "school shooting expert" hahaha maybe he done this before

[juliminado]

Finally this guy's gone. If he sued Rockstar for red dead redemption u bet ur asses i would go and kill this bastard XP

[SkyStarSystem]

all i can say is that u r the best.

[animeslayer1990]

NO one not even Jack Thompson can keep from buying games to people under the age of 17.

Jack Thompson......piss if and die you dipshit.

[Egamer9000]

Jack Thompson needs to be bitch slap and teabag by n00bs and trolls

[nerftendo005]

@Egamer9000 He pretty much IS a "troll", or at least the TV news-casting and attorney equivalent of one.

[RagDollSam]

Steve Ballmer is the SHIT!!

[Uncl3Sam80]

no matter if you have a xbox 360,ps3,wii or a pc we the gamers must be united

[gamerman909]

@Uncl3Sam80 every one thumbs up hes right we gamers must stik together and get rid of jack ( off ) tomson!

[nerftendo005]

@gamerman909 He's already been taken care of. The Supreme Court of Florida banned him from practicing law in the state.

[sonic8005]

Hey Jack, your arguments suck from a straw! Take a look at the basic premise and apply it to anything else. Our Batman movies have a superhero who is a vigilante throwing villains down to their demise, can't have kids immitating that!

Oh! Books! We have a book which contains the good guys stabbing people, destroying cities, and lots of other various violent bits, should we throw away this book too? I'd watch how one responds to this last question, the book I have in mind is a Bible.

[Fluorescent523]

YEAH STEVE BALLMER!

[sithmastur]

jackass thompson is mad cuz his mommy shut of his n64 while playing mario...

he was on the last level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlagpoleJR]

cmon guys dont bully jakc dickhead hes just sad that his dickhead parrents dident let him play elmo when he was a little boy and so he sucks monkey cocks

[Reflek64]

Jack Thompson - Internet Technology Expert, School Shooting Expert (obviously from personal experience), Video Game Expert (from having not played a single game, besides "research"). HE IS ONE SMART COOKIE!

[tudythegangster]

There's a good part about Jack Thompson tho: the sales for darts boards went up ever since he started eating shit on TV...

[s145611]

more like GAYlo 3...amirite?

[WiiLuxio]

@s145611 No one agreed,You failed.

[s145611]

@WiiLuxio

Meme knowledge, you fail it.

Its Chad Warden, get educated

[JamesCRM114]

Rush Limpballs is not OK!! Rush and Jackass Thompson are Nazis and gay lovers!!

[JamesCRM114]

@Calico117 if you think Obama is bad, look what that moron Bush did to this country. He got us into the RECESSION!!!! Anyway, Fuck Jack Thompson!!!!

[JamesCRM114]

Jack Thompson is a NAZI

[kpqj]

PWNED!

[JamesCRM114]

Jack Thompson is a phony!! He made false statements to tribunals which is why he got disbarred.

[JamesCRM114]

School shooting expert? what a fucking joke. Jackass Thompson hates america!!! This shows how stupid and ignorant people like Jackass Thompson and Rush Limbaugh really are. Fuck all these conservative cocksuckers who watch Fox news every day!!!!

[Calico117]

@JamesCRM114 Jack Thompson is a shithead but Rush is OK but Obama is f**king idiot not knowing how to run our country without spending a couple trillion freakin dollars

[HamadaTenchu]

What the hell!

[mindfreak445]

U just got stuck noob!

Hahaha.

[CasperFriis]

Jack just got ballmed.

[acidviper13]

HAHA LOOK AT HIS "TITLE"!!!!!

0:12 "Jack Thompson: School Shooting Expert"

[Calico117]

lol school shooting expert my a** must be getting paid sh*tloads and he just says it the video games

[darthvenom30567]

yeah mc sent him back to where he came from go mc go mc if u agree with me then give this a thumbs up and reply how much jack is an asshole and if u dont then suck it

[RE4lion]

so a bob the builder game is a horrible thing why it teaches kids to build things and jack topmson does not like that

fucked up phycopath

[Chesehead7]

Its pointless arguing with Right Wing Nutjobs

[acidviper13]

WAS THAT A SPIDER?!?!

[igokeyou]

sticky nade foo :)

[acidviper13]

lol red vs blue :D

[teentekken]

I do not like Jack Thompson. Thank goodness that he lost his job!

[teentekken]

LOL! 0:15

[KomicTurtle]

Talking to animals in Animal Crossing is the leading cause of kids being sympathetic towards animals in real life (according to me :P which i guess isn't REALLY true..). But Jack Thompson disagrees, because there's an axe, fishing rod, and shovel in the game. "You can hit an animal with an axe and nothing happens. So, kids will try to hit animals in real life, expecting nothing would happen--" Yeah.. That's his stupid argument. Oh, and I made that up...

[gamenrok]

I actually agree with Thompson. Violent games are the cause of many acts of violence and arson according to....Jack Thompson? Thompson is a complete nutjob, he is a rightwing, self righteous bastard and I can't wait for the day someone socks him right in the face.

[jcmaleo]

Suuuuure....And Guitar Hero is what creates awesome guitarists

[gamenrok]

@jcmaleo Yo I was joking, I don't agree with him at all.

[mastaODI56]

that day already happend

[555gallardo]

lool :D:D:D

[micprn]

hes just getting payed and humped by the soccer moms to rip on video games

jack thompson = FAIL AT LIFE

[Beyan94]

i wonder what the ratio of people who play video games that are fine to people who play videogames then kill is...

[skittlesaveawho]

i think Jack Thompson is a murder and is tryin to hide it lol

[Snowrod622]

Jack thompson is dumbass I play violent video games and I don't kill anyone I would be too much of a pansy to hold a gun unless it was a paint ball or nerf or bebe

[loung747]

he's just angery that he didnt get final fantasy 7 before it became greatest hits lol

[bilalsheikh]

LOLOL

He's probably gonna shoot up a school when he finds out his UMDs won't work in his PSP Go

[anrew3]

@Snowrod622 ur not alone with that fact

[ZR3FR1K]

@Snowrod622 Bebe = baybay lol

[NativeEagle7]

@Snowrod622 i play them to i have stress i use them to blow steam

[Westile]

T BAG!!!

[acelee12]

halo, or any shooter game for that matter, that jack tries to bag on will always beat him because he doesnt go into the real emotional issues of kids at school life and at home life. so shooting game industry:infinity

jack: -1

[FlareNeos6]

Achievement Unlocked 1,000,000g

Kill Jack Thompson

[SoulJr4Christ]

"COME ON!!!" lol

I think Jack Thompson has ensued more violence than any video game, lol.

[OkyDooky]

Somebody, somewhere is about to prove him right.

Gun....laser sight....bang....blood....corn­field....funural.

[ledawg1138]

Halo wins.

[pacmanghostx]

I think I like Steve Ballmer now.

[gwuntkiller]

If I lived in california, I would egg his house every day and write hate letters....

[llAVALANCHEll]

He lives in Miami, Florida.

[gwuntkiller]

Oops, i always get confused with california and florida, I dunno why

[Tigergruppen88]

ok good...just how big i miami?... i wanna se his face in real life... maybe egg him

[yerfdog1935]

"See, this is what I'm talking abou-." *BOOM*

lol

[madnoob12]

wow does that guy think halo 3 makes violence??

its 1 of the least violence shooter i know.

theres not much blood,it doesnt use much gore or violence and its fantasy game its not with real people its aliens who want to destrtoy the earth its logical that you kill them if their evil

[BendersBestFriend]

I multiplayer you kil pepole but then again you cant evn fucking tell bdecause they are armored

[zupergozer]

hhhuuuurraaaaaah he exploded

[Nodrog666]

A sad old man with an even sadder boogyman of the week.

[Dissruptance]

What's his motivation? He doesn't seem to want the money, because he could sue for other stuff, and win, much easier than this. It's probably not because he sucks at videogames, and he hates knowing they exist. It's probably not because he really believes that these kinds of games should be for Military personel only...

It must be that he thinks that these games were only intended to create killers, to assassinate random school kids.

HE'S ONTO US!!!

[robcarr710]

wow my friend has halo 3 and he's eight.

[nilloc93]

EPIC WIN

[Fall3nsouls]

Jack is an idiot I think the whole world wants him dead.

[raijins15]

dis is funny..period

[0VintageGamer0]

whoever made this...I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT MADE MY NIGHT!

[bilalsheikh]

IT WAS ME!!!

And your comment made MY night!

[Boredflem1]

Shit, this guy is just causing more conflict, and i would kick that guy in the balls, but then IT WOULD PROVE THAT HALO 3 HAS WARPED DESTROYED MY 15-YEAR OLD MIND.

[DoomedSpaceMarine123]

Born to be owned :D

[hardkoregamer999]

JackThompson = not a real lawyer

[videoking5567]

jack Thompson has no life all he does is blame video games cause he can't stand people knowing he's gay

[deora2dude]

is it a spider?

[cheebacko]

I'm sort of a tough son of a gun (meaning i can horrendous amounts of pain) and i wouldn't have the balls to kill someone...hell i won't even punch someone unless i'm absolute sure i hate them that much...i wanna see Jack Thompson and Glenn Beck fight to the death...

[ty4239V71]

muder is sick

kill one man

wound his family emotionaly.

i play violent shooters all the time and i would never hurt somebody.

[ElizabethScotty]

As do I.

[stoddcrew]

suicide is funny

kill yourself ounce

wound his head physically

i play violent shooters all the time and i would definetly hurt myself

[ty4239V71]

lol

[cpucpu2]

unless your shooting jack Thompson. no regrets there. and plus, its just a game.

[ty4239V71]

hahaha nice!

[blazefox2]

perfect idea make a game where you shoot jack thompson

[deora2dude]

i smell a san andreas mod

[teamsaber920]

I'm 15 years old and I started playing rated M games when I was 11 and I have played almost every violent game in the last 10 years. I'm perfectly sane,never hurt anyone.

[nick12506]

Started playing M games when I was 5 & were I live people are dicks getting in fights everyday, go to my elementary school 5 kids in the officle & a few cops, & THATS JUST THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL & most of the people that get in fights can't afford a backpack & I have only gotten in 2 fights over someone stealing my stuff & them punching me.

Oh I forgot to say in the high school a few months ago my friend got a gun pulled at him for $10's.

[HaggKid]

Now THAT is one tough neighbored O_o

[qwertisdirty]

you probably hurt your hands, more then other people

[okamiotaku]

games i have played at age 16:

time crisis 4

Resident Evil 4

Resident Evil 5

Bioshock

Mortal kombat

house of the dead 2 & 3

Metal Gear Solid 4

at age 15, i played Halo 3.

I have no desire to harm any human being because it's wrong and a horrible thing to do.

[meeproar]

Would you kindly start murdering people!

[hollow334]

i found a way to get rid of your control over him, he will not do that anytime soon.

[meeproar]

If he wont dance to that tune I got others

[deora2dude]

bleep bloop

[frynsesmadrer1]

I agree with the screaming guy.

[ToyFlameThrower]

nice...lolz

[numbersevenforthewin]

achievement unlocked: You saved the gaming industry and earned you R3C0NZ

[bilalsheikh]

reading that, i feel like going back and adding the achievement icon to it, but i'd have to reupload the damn thing so now every time i see it i'll just play the sound in my head :)

[CrisTheGamer]

Why the hell are people making comments as if Jack Thompson is the poster of this video?

[bilalsheikh]

maybe i AM jack thompson :)

you've managed to put into words what I was trying to say, thanks!

[psphacker8]

STEVE BALLMER IS THE L33T SH7T !!!

[SecurityTSFP]

yeah stick that dickwad

[sweetkittens]

to all gamers we play video for fun and entertainment see that Jack Thompson can't see that or he ignore it and he never understand that Video game just fun to play and their pretend.

[gooduH786]

i play gta:4,san andreas,3,vice cty,libert city stories.halo:1 2 3..saints row 2 and 1.assians creed gears of war 2,.............and ive never hurt a soul i cant even hurt a ant so why dont u shut the fuck up u lil wanker

[hitmanzach]

i hate hurting people but when i get pissed.............

[Xboxfireline66]

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[americiancomrade]

To jack Thompson: iam i young teen And i have played: gta1 gta2 gta3 vicecity san anderas libertycitystorys gta4 gearsof war fable sims and simcity halo halo2 halo3 and i can't imagine hurting a soul in real life i can't hurt a fly.

[electricsouperman]

ditto.

the whole point of video games is to do things that you would never do in real life

[americiancomrade]

thats what i belive too

[otakumano]

same here

[sonicspeed011]

so true, I mean, look, are we ever gonna turn into superhuman Spartans and kill Elites? I think not

[ExiledLocutus]

Mr. Thompson

I am only 13, but there is nothing i would rather do than chainsaw somebody in gears of war.

Am I a murderer, no

[teamsaber920]

i have played almost every violent video game in the last 10 years,spent six hours in a tank on GTA and i have never killed anyone and just to put a point on how he always talks about young people and violence;i'm 15 almost sixteen and i play halo and gears of war almost every day

[HedgehogblastGuru]

Video Games have never made me more angry than Mr. Thompson.

[bilalsheikh]

yeah! :D

[owennerd88]

I own,

Garrys Mod,HL2 and all expansions,CSS,CS 1.6,Cod,Cod2,Cod,Cod:Waw,DoD:S­,DoD 1.3,ALOT OF hl2 Mods,GTA 4,Unreal Tournament 2 and 3,TF2,Red Orchestra,Halo 1-3,BIA:Eib,BIA:HH,Left 4 Dead,Far Cry 2,Mercenaries 2 World in flames

AND

saints row 2,

and im not a killer

[cal10293]

that r quite an uber collection <3

[bilalsheikh]

If you lot keep posting silly comments like these I'm gonna just disable them altogether.

It's just a joke video, stop telling the man to suck your dicks

[codzilla12]

Mr. Thompso I play

Halo 1,2, and 3

COD 1,2,3,4 and 5

Fable 2

GTA 3, VC, and 4

Saints Row 1,2

AND MANY MORE.

By your lodgic, I should be a mass murderer, but im not, so suck my dick.

[Gam3rKidd]

Jack Thompson, here's my list of some of my violent games:

cod5

gears 1 and 2

assassins creed

halo 3

i dont even hurt flies so suck my cock

[ultimatezabuza]

Dear Jack Thompson

Here is my list of violent video games:

Halo 1,2, & 3

COD 4 & 5

Fable 2

Saints Row 2

Half Life 2, ep1 & ep2

Team Fortress 2

I guess that means by your standards I should be out killing people.

Well I'm not, so suck it.

[bullyfan4]

To Jack Thompson: Im a young teen ok?

And I have:

Bully

GTA 3

GTA: Vice City

GTA: San Andreas

GTA Liberty City Stories

GTA Vice City Stories

You dont see me turning the school into a living hell or killing random people I see on the streets.

[southparkfan200]

your a fag jack i have

halo 3

cod 4 and 5

gta 4

hitman blood money

scarface the world is yours

suck my ass jack

[Raptor086]

If you think this asshole is wrong please post your list of M rated games here to prove you arent a psycho killer Call of Duty 4 Halo 1, 2 ,3 F.E.A.R. Counter-Strike:Source Half Life 2 Ep. 1, 2 Crysis Gears Of War Fallout 3 Oblivion Rainbow Six Vegas 1, 2 Devil May Cry 4 GTA 4 you loose mr thomson. face it

[warhammerork1]

jack i right you know i played halo 3 for only 45 minutes and i've already gone on 15 killing sprees. i think the death toll may now top 400 good thing i can't tell i'm really killing anyone

[giganterl]

sodaboy has a point i have all those games and

i dont even think about going on a rampage

[thedarkdragon89]

ok ballmer should not ever be allowed anywhere near cameras or people or he goes nutz

[TehXiO]

Haha, in Australia, this game is not restricted to those under 17, or 15. It's rated "M", but our system is different to the United States system. Here, "M" is the "T" of the US, and MA 15+ (restricted) is the "M" of the US. Honestly, Halo is not nearly as violent as some MA (M) games. One being Gears of War, which is a lot more violent than Halo. Everyone who has played both of these games would know that.

[Sodaboy1223]

lol im 11 and i have

halo 3

call of duty 5

fable 2

saints row 2

and lots more jack can suck my balls

[xmackattack45x]

lol funny as hell jack thompson you bitch

[glubgluby1]

STUCK BITCH

i hate this bitch jack thompson

[Tigrshark93]

Jack Thompson should stop being such a bitch and play a game like Resident Evil 4! Oh wait, I don't think he's man enough....

[freelancer122]

HALO FTW lol

im 15 and i have

"fable 2"

"gears 1 and 2"

"halo 3"

had "mass effect"

and "deadspace"

[doom177]

my brother got halo 3 when he was 5

[hyubattoinc]

Demanding? Games like this already can't be sold if the person buying is under the age limit. The only way a 10-year-old could get Halo is if their parents buy it for them, and therefore, it's up to the parents to decide whether or not their child is mature enough to handle games like this.

[astroblaster56]

i am fifteen and i got manthunt 2 uncensored hahhha bitchass

[Nick3D300]

oh shit lucky sum bitch

[TnT3Ds]

Congratulations, you must be the coolest kid at the jungle gym. Its alright, your mom wont hear you swear.

[justinB077]

umm 15 isnt that young... jungle gym.. more like six or seven. comment made no sence

[TnT3Ds]

Las time i check it was rated 17+ thus, you cant buy it unless you are 17+ thus meaning he is young thus meaning he is still going to high school in the 9-10th grade, thus meaning his mother drives him, thus he shouldent be able to have that game.

Didnt think i needed to explaion that one. O yeah, jungle gym wasnt meaning he was literally bu one, it was to make him seem younger to insult his inabllity to purchase said game

[MysteryJ0ker]

Halo is the Anti-Christ (sarcasism for the retarded conservatives that take everything seriously)

[khaosfaction]

:P sarcasm is kinda hard to understand in text

[bilalsheikh]

Yeah it is, and we have to do silly things like put smileys at the end which takes away the mystery, like putting the punchline at the start of a joke.

Mind you, for every sarky 'Halo is the Anti-Christ' comment, there'll be about a hundred that aren't, so I guess it's the lesser of two evils :(