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  • what a man!

  • paranormal activity sucked!!!!!!!!

  • I miss that theme song...

  • you're awesome!

  • alright these vids are a addicting

  • Best intro, ever.

  • I'm still laughing at the Intro. lmao

  • That's so weird that i'm watching this on october 1rst of 2010 and this was uploaded on the same day of a differnt year lmao!

  • haha...ha..ha penis

  • ...Nightmare before Christmas? :P Joking.

  • awsome come back with the size's lol

  • AnnaLynne McCord is fucking horiible. Nice standards Phil....

  • @peteyg1 Are you being sarcastic? Cause she's physical PERFECTION!

  • Way too much "philler", For no BS AnnaLynne McCord candid video, check out her video on my channel. She was 16 years old at the time!

  • Those PS3 ads were actually not official. They were made by an artist who pitched them to Sony, and they turned them down. That does not make them any less creepy though.

    And yes, Annalynne Mccord looks amazing, even though I have no interest in her show whatsoever. I wish she would move on to bigger and better things so that I would have a better excuse to look at her. Maybe Christopher Nolan will give her a call to play Catwoman in Batman 3.

  • M16 ? LOL Nice channel making bs for all of us :] Love it :]

  • Oh you'd choose the smaller one because it requires more skill?? Lol okay...

  • haha i love his laugh after he says da penis joke(: haha yeah im hyper but its still awesome :D

  • ahah "fuck legs!!" best part

  • epic intro xD

  • I bet you're a knifer Phil.

  • 5 stars for the intro :)

  • haha nice analogy

  • haha i so watched this on my ps3

  • HEY PHIL. your analogy in the beginning is flawed. most gamers have never gotten laid. lmao

  • @TheFiestameister So true... lol

  • ^^ Sir, I think you just won a whole internet.

    Phil, your analogies are awesome

  • AnnaLynn McCord is f*cking gorgeous. "Paranormal Activity" was a grand disappointment. All this hype about a film that had just an ounce of horror.

  • yeh I hate when people say I'm a noob tuber when I blast people with my GIANT BAZOOKA from point blanc range ^^ thats not dirty you know

  • Paranormal Activity was bad ass XD

  • I'm using that dick joke dude!

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  • i use the ump5

  • wow,thank you! haha

  • Fuc you

  • lol, the intro sums up about 90% of the gaming community on XBL.

  • Into had me cracking up. "Small, Medium, or Large penis" lol

  • wasnt that wrong hole vid from collegehumor?

  • nice O face

  • heres what i say. the bigger the gun the smaller your dick. or you can pwn noobs and kick ass. sure

  • DUDE!! There's a kid in a wheelchair at my school and we always call him a bamf!

    Coincidence?

  • oh my god.....I was laughing so hard after the whole 'accidental Sodomy' thing that I had to pause the video and walk away....Nice one Phil

  • This is like Ze Frank, but not funny.

  • I'd choose a medium penis. That way you cant be too large or too small. You're just right :D

  • Phil, personally i'd choose the large penis

  • IT SUCKS!!!! Paranormal I mean

  • m-16 red dot FTW (hehehe penis joke)

  • its a good comparisson xDD

  • wait dude if the pedophile is in house arrest hes just gonna pursue little kids INTO his house.... there making the problem even worse.

  • u have gud pic of the gorilla at the bak lol

  • AnnaLynne is hawt! She was one of the reasons I watched that series of Nip/Tuck. And yes, I am a girl :)

  • dude, don't forget breathing :-)

  • Here is an idea. What if you did get the big penis, you would also be a fag. Meh... M-16=OP and homo. Plus using that comparison it is as if you are compensating for something...

  • ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!

    God, why would having a large penis make you a fag?

    And he's compensating for something? Dude, he's a COMEDIAN

    you are one the biggest idiots I've seen on youtube yet

  • Racist playstation portable commercial

  • movie sucked!! (paranomal..)

  • 0:15

    I immediately 5*'d, subscribed, and played some SnD to use that comparison.

  • excelent pont made in the begining

  • agreed ahaha

  • paranormal activity suckkks worst movie ever seen in my life and acid trip is scarier

  • I'd go with the miduem size because it less noticeable when im staring at a hot lookin girl in public

  • "FUCK LEGS! i got this shit"

    :)

  • Won't even lie.. you jsut blew my mind with that comparison.. I feel so enlightened.

  • i have used that exact comparison. its so obnoxious to hear people use that excuse when theyr failing!

  • Ill give you 6 stars for penis comparison :D

  • zombiland is amazing and paranormal was scary as shit

  • i miss call of duty 2 =(

  • OMG I had seen that video before!!!

  • hey phil do you play modern warfare on xbox 360 or playstation? and if you play it on 360 give me your gamertag!

  • thats why i use an AK big yet still take skill

  • paranormal activity sucked, its more like a comedy

  • omg phil paranormal activitay is so scary lol i watch it "legaly" on my computer lol

  • MP5 is da shit actually

  • nice comeback w/ the m16/penis analogy

  • "Oh you'd choose the smaller one because it requires more skill... Ok!"

    Funny as hell.

  • choosing the big penis means holding it when you take a shit so it doesn't fall in the water o_O

  • Keep rocking the gun your good at bro. My friends all get angry at me because i can kill them with a knife in COD4 from about 10ft away, not my fault they cant sprint and knife. Everyone i know prefers COD5 over COD4 besides me...

    Maybe I'll get to kill you in COD4 sometime on live. :D

  • Moral of the story: Someone calls you a noob for using a certain gun, just keep killing them with it anyway.

  • Paranormal Activity, it made me believe i was gonna love it, truth is, i hate it , its stupid

  • The girl in the wrong hole video has an amazing voice lol, sad that i notice that

  • She looks amazing too!

  • The penis thing made me really lol

  • Reminds me of Gunz the duel. I started with semi autos and I kill hackers because ive gotten so good with it. But apparently im just a nub sprayer because I dont solely use swords and shot guns.

  • The intro was the best ever.

  • God these videos are so feeakin funny

  • zombieland is brilliant

  • gametag, i would love to speak to u man, u r hilarious?

  • This could possibly be my all time favorite of yours.

  • Haha. That intro was hilarious., and true to say the least.

  • brilliant intro

  • the m16 is badass but if they think ur a noob swith to a pistol and go through an entire level with just your pistol. ive done it befor. believe it or not its not as hard as it sounds. just shoot them in the face

  • What is a "Naid" whore? (or however it is spelled) It is the last thing he says in the video.

  • A "Naid" whore is one who gets all (or most) of his kills in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare through the usage of grenades.

  • so its " 'nade whore"?

  • Ahhh...thank you for clearing that up. That had me puzzled. Now I = Enlightened

  • Grenade Whore. It's someone who spams grenades.

  • days later, I'm still rofl'ing at the intro. ty for sitting the newbs down :D

  • anyone play Call of Duty World at War online for the Wii? if so send me ur friend id and ill add u and give u mine

  • LMAO!!!

    good penis reference

    I'll have to use that one haha

  • Lol requires more skill XD

  • "What, you'd pick the smaller one, because it requires more skill?, Oohohokay"

  • lol that shit wuz funny ass hell lol

  • The m16 in that game is simply badass.

  • Dude, that Call Of Duty section at the start was dope. I don't usually use that word, but this situation was beyond awesome so i thought it'd fit nicely. For that you are now my idol.

  • I'm a rocket launcher noob in Halo, I like to make things go BOOM! :p

    Good times. :)

  • I just...love you. And the beginning. XD

  • Nade whore! :D Hate those. lol

  • lol owned!

  • The beginning is the shit! "Oh you would choose the smaller one because it requires more skill...OK!" AWESOME!

  • ROFLLMFAO xD

    dude

    thats halarious

  • That Beginning made me laugh soooo hard!!!

  • This is the best vid of yours i have seen yet!!! COD4 FTW!!!

  • use the knife then, challange is good

  • "Oh, so you'd choose the small one cause it takes more skill? Oh kay."

    LMAO!

  • 0:14 EPIC WIN

  • cod4 logic

    WORD!

  • haha good point

  • how pumped are you for MW2

    THROWING KNIFES MO FUCKAH!

  • Using the M16 is not a challange.. that is why.

  • I wanna see it sooo fucking bad!

    (Paranormal Activity.)

  • all of u are EMO

  • you can see the guy move at 0:14 to the left before he shoots..

  • lol nice aimbot at 0:15...

  • ur a fucking idiot its not counter strike dumbass

  • Im a fucking idiot?! oh ok dumbass u just made urself look stupid.Theres aimbot on Cod4 dumbass. So dont try to look smart.

  • ok from besides being a virgin for the rest of ur life, i realy dont care if im wrong i no that there is no aimbot's so go suck a dick calling phillyD a HAcker die bitch die

  • Seriously...?! Fuck off bitch. Im not a virgin. Just cuz u dont have anything to say u have to attack peoples personal life u pathetic asshole. Sure just keep telling urself that. Youtube it then... im sure no videos will come up...retard. Im not calling him a hacker u dickrider. Look at the video. His aim goes exactly to where the guy is and shoots almost automaticaly. How could he see him? Fuck off bitch

  • Shut the fuck up, using that witty, and mediocre argument is completely irrelevant "You're a virgin" . Ok funny, do not try and be intelligent by typing aimbot with a 's with it, that is only in use if it is owned by that object you're talking about, like "Hey dude that's your xbox" that is an example, don't bring up that argument, he never called him a hacker, did he? He just called him a aimbot, you're perceiving yourself as intelligent, when you have no grammar, or intelligence.

  • to bad he plays on 360

  • There are hacks for the 360 too u know? I knoe people that do them.

  • I "knoe" people who type real words.

  • I"m a 'nade whore too, I made someone think I had maryterdom because I had 3 frag on and I would get killed while I had one out every so often...

  • and i will own you with the smaller one

    not joking...

  • duse ur fucking sweet

  • ALL must watch this guys vids!!!!

  • Phil kicks major ass but nade whores need to fall in a hole!.....filled with fire

  • u shud share ur xbox gamertag totheworld

  • His gamertag is SxePhil. Dont bother sending him a friend request.

  • no, his gamer tag is phillyDefranco

  • No he said his gamertag was SxePhil and i looked it up and that is his gT.

  • heyyy fill how did u like Paranormal Activity personally the ending wanted me 2 chop my Penis off suk it then shuv i up my ass. HOPE U LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Phil, what is your xbox live gamertag?

    Send it to me in a message.

  • The juice in the background is delicious. Good choice.

  • OKAY tell me that in wrong hole song @ 2:25 it looks like phill

  • i love the way he says okay in the begining.

  • i pretty much laughed for a long time LOL

  • that thing about cod 4 at the beginning was hilarious.

  • i really hope you get a tv show ... id watch you everyday! (even though this is like a tv show but a tv show is way longer) lol

  • whats a nade whore?

  • someone that spams nades

  • someone who uses too much grenades in cod4 or somthing like that

  • Wats ur XBL gamer tag

  • omg like i just paranormal activity last night AND OMG was it scary it was soooo awesome like really you should go see

  • M16 in real life is one of the worst rifles ever constructed i like useing the G36C germany makes really great weapons

  • hey phil i recon this was one of ur funniest vids out...lol i love the penis joke. lol

  • what is your gamertag for Live?

    Mine is Manic Fury.

    Add meh.

    Lets play some COD

    Btw,

    M16 rocks socks

  • I love nades... wtfBOOM.

  • i have a small penis that takes skill! i use the mini uzi ACOG! BYOTCH!

  • hilarious intro.....

  • First 22 seconds had me on the floor. I pissed myself.

    Best quote all year.

  • love the steez poster!

  • i loled at the m16 to penis skill bit

  • Phil likes COD.. My love for him just increased somehow..

  • Hey telanis9 ... STOP sending messages to my inbox requesting sex. I am not homosexual dude. Take your little winky and go play someplace else you little pervert.

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  • that intro was hilarious!

  • funny intro but i hate cod

  • ur a