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  • Ted is no different than all religious morons...preachy uneducated hypocrites

  • Hes not gay he just came over a little queer.

  • @SOUPRUN01

    maybe the Bachmanns can pray the gay away

  • @perfectbark Who are the Bachmans?

  • @SOUPRUN01 You don't want to know. 

  • wow this is an old video

  • @WalkWithMeInHelll Yeah but still the funniest new rules in my opinion!

    PS: 34 people got their spiritual advice from Andy Dick.

  • ahh... poetic justice for gay haters

  • LET THE LOVE REFORMATION BEGIN!!!!!

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  • holy shit, solomen rushdie!

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  • Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Ted Haggard takes it up the bum.

  • Love it Bill

  • "Someone may have pointed this out, but it seems that Maher has confused the meaning of "spendthrift" with its opposite, thrifty (1:41)."

    —me with my Vocabulary Nazi hat on

  • 103,474 views - 797 likes 32 dislikes? Hmmmmm. Got some trolls. And this vid is OLD!

  • Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual.

  • I love Bill,but not in a Ted way.

  • Christianity is based on fear Christianity preys on the innocent Christianity is based on dishonesty Christianity is extremely egocentric Christianity breeds arrogance, a chosen-people mentality Christianity breeds authoritarianism Christianity is cruel Christianity is anti-intellectual, anti-scientific Christianity has a morbid, unhealthy preoccupation with sex Christianity produces sexual misery Christianity has an exceedingly narrow view
  • @jones6119 Amen to that!

  • "Satan get thee behind me". Lmai

  • HILARIOUS!! 

  • Wer den Schaden hat,

    spottet jeder Beschreibung!

  • is it just me, or do these politicians need to get off the sex topics, pointing fingers, condeming, accussing, molesting, stealing, and so on and on and actually DO THEIR JOBS!! the american people could care less if they have a homosexual as a neighbor, just fix the economy, stop the foreing aid and do it now.. we are tired of the crap coming out of DC.

  • There are no murderers, the devil makes them do it.

    We don't need prisons, just homicidal rehibilitation camps.

  • @trakomako Why the fuck not?

  • I am quite sure that should there be a Hell .....well over half the self proclaimed Christians in the US will be going there...and I know 99 % of the leaders of todays fundamentalist movement will be going.I live in a rural area and many of neighbors have a religious affliation ..but they sure do not judge me nor push thier faith on me.Just very good ppl with different religous view.We get along fine.But man the majority of these megs church types is just disgusting.They really are just Gross.

  • @copycoonie i agree with what you said,cant we all just get along......

  • Everytime I hear a politician talking about how and who people should fuck with (Right wing politicians), I get very suspicious about their own sex lives, there are hundreds of right wing gay bashers out there getting fucked in the ass on sunday nights and these people should be outed.

    There's a very good documentary called "outrageous" that you should watch if you want to know more about these corporate right wing whores.

  • @trakomako So adoption is bad? You really are pretty screwy.

  • Ted is a sicko, and Bill is a zionist, anti-christ...

  • @150133 and your a troll

  • @downwiththemaster Go suck a dick fag!

  • @150133 troll

    

  • @downwiththemaster Pussy!

  • @150133 troll

  • I love Bill.

  • bill's audience would clap if he sneezed.

  • Sing to the tune of Jesus Loves Me-

    There is no god this I know

    For my logic tells me so

    Ignorance to him belongs

    Faith is weak but thought is strong

    Yes, There is no god!

    Yes, There is no god!

    Yes, There is no god!

    So just enjoy your life

  • Ted Faggard

  • @ExNihiloJimmy I like Meth Faggot-tard better.

  • reverend haggard wears a dog collar during the day and a leather slave collar when he picks up the boys.

  • dads a ROCKSTAR!

  • Another disgraced televangelist--BIG SURPRISE THERE--If and when God speaks from the clouds like Saul on the road to Damascus or the Second coming of Christ, all these listen to me I know what God is thinking. David Koresh claimed to know what God was thinking. So did Jim Jones and Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker, but his wife Tammy Faye (was she a major shareholder of Mary Kaye Cosmetics and wanted to make sure their stock stayed high?) Holy shit what happened there?

  • I am kind of annoyed that these jokes bash gays almost as much as the religious rhetoric.

  • have fun in hell...

  • @Celine4ever01 It's not real so how can we go there?

  • @Celine4ever01

    "have fun in hell..."

    That's like saying have fun in Narnia.

  • have fun in hell

  • Unfortunately: "Idiotic Fairytales" is what millions of Americans really want. I am so glad Haggard happened. It looks like a "Work of God" ! . . . Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho . ! ! !

  • funny staff !

  • I agree that evangelicals tend to behave like religious radicals and sometimes their rhetoric is hard to swallow, yet some liberals like Bill Maher sound so arrogant that it becomes difficult choosing sides.

    Maybe we shouldn't even choose side, just have more respect for each other.

  • @Mottahead I sure hope theres more people like you

  • 666 likes!

  • I love it...!!

  • Ted must brush his teeth with semen. His teeth are crazy white.

  • "The legacy of the religious right...will be that they made politics dirtier".

    No, the legacy of the religious right will be a nuclear wasteland.

  • Sodomy til you can't stop!!! They call it the Ted Haggard Blues!!

  • Lol!!!

  • Well done Bill Maher!

  • I accidentally stumbled on this idiot. When Steve Irwin passed away this jerk went to the PlayBoy Halloween part dresses as Steve Irwin with a stinger in his heart.

    I think he's an insensitive piece of shit for doing that. F,u bill maher.

  • do people realize how much money it takes to keep a church up and running? the ammount of electricty that runs through that building. not to mention renovations that they seem to make every few months. they should be taxed not high but taxed so they can pay there way some how. contribute to the country.

  • next gay cosplay favorite. pastor!

  • Being gay and taking drugs are probably the only things Ted Haggard has ever done that are not totally evil and immoral. He has just gone up in my opinion.

  • I was once accused by my religious fanatic in-laws of leading a double life. Said "two more then I have now" under my breath.

  • If only church people could see how ridiculous there are (not seem to be). I love it when things like this come out and leave them speechless.

  • Haggard's restarted another ministry, by the way, he's back at it. His parishioners give him even more credit for having been through the trial of being tempted by the Devil and coming through it with moral redemption and wisdom. It never ends.

  • If Haggard is gone, whose going to tell me idiotic old fairy tales while acting as a homophobic hypocrite? I'm starting to worry about my morailty.

  • The church payes taxes,Everybody pays fedeal income tax.Churches are excempt from paying a state tax,city tax county tax etc.

  • or as fox news reported it:John kerry hates our troops xD

  • Illegal immigrants not paying taxes>Church not paying taxes hahahaha

  • @SalSanMar3

    Everyone should pay taxes.

  • Anointing people with astroglide= awesome

    Fire and Rhinestone= Beyond funny!

  • gotta love Bill Maher <3

  • bill maher is hilarious!!

  • Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Homosexuality is linked to the coding of DNA. It's in a person's genes. It's science.

  • Who told you that? That's not true.

  • I will concur that there is not yet proof of a specific part of the DNA that affects sexual orientation, however the majority of the scientific community is in agreement that the cause is more greatly related to biological factors as opposed to environmental factors. The majority of psychological associations in the country also agree with this.

  • I do believe yes, that there can be a genetic predisposition to homosexuality, but it only manifests itself when coupled with the environmental factor. Much of the scientific information is retrieved and analyzed after the orientation change has occured. Neurological changes in the person have occured which may show indicators for homoesexuality, but there is not yet proof that those indicators were present at birth.

  • Yes but saying that "the" environmental factor is a "missing emotional male bond" is not accurate. That particular factor is not consistent with every gay individual and certainly not every gay man (my father and I are very close and always were).

    There may be a small environmental factor yes, but it plays a very minute role and scientists simply acknowledge the presence of generic environmental factors, but have not found the definitive one.

    You need proof to state something so definitively.

  • I found it startling that my best friend and his oldest brother are both gay and both were rejected by their father as children, yet their middle brother who was the accepted son is not gay. I know that is anecdotal, but it is also very convincing. Also, my next door neighbors growing up are both gay men who had a distant, mean, cold father, and overbearing mother. In my personal experience, I find it alarming how both of these families fit the stereotype for environmental factors.

  • @yesstiles Well i am bi and I do not fit that descrition at all?

  • @yesstiles Yup, that's all the evidence we need, some anecdotes. Sure beats the shit out of science. Gimme a break. Studies have shown that gay men and straight women react to male pheromones in the same way. It's chemical. Stop hating and start admitting that scienctific evidence trumps absurd fairy tales

  • Do you know if your father and yourself were close during ages 3-8? These years seem to be far more important than any years that follow.

  • ROTFL at 2:20!!

    I may not agree with Maher on every point, but my - he is a gem.

    "Get thee behind me, satan."

    LOL!

  • "Sometimes the sodomy left him so exhausted he could barely use idiotic old fairy tales to get people's money."

    HAHA...greatest line ever. And that really says it ALL about Christian hypocrisy.

  • I love the fact that this man did everything that the right wing is against. Because, it exposes how anyone can go awry.

  • Haggard = FLAMER!

  • why doesnt the church pay taxes?

  • @scienceatheism REALLY>?!?!??!! im starting my own church

  • @ughzean Ya, that's what L. Ron Hubbard said! lol

  • @scienceatheism They should

  • @rubiconsedge i mean we pride ourselves as a christian nation but yet church paying taxes is against the constitution? wait that sounds weird doesnt it. because i read the constitution and it says specifically that our government does not "promote" a certain religion. that everyone can be any religion they want and that there is no religious test for a government or political position. and yet we pride ourselves as a christian nation? its all bullshit.

  • @rubiconsedge i mean whats the definition of a business? i mean the church gets some profits, isnt that the very essence of a business and all business's pay taxes. i think churches hide behind the constitution until there beliefs are attacked with the help of the constitution and then they throw the constitution out of the argument like it doesn't matter anymore.

  • @scienceatheism I was agreeing with you.

  • @rubiconsedge i know i just felt like going on a rant.

  • @scienceatheism

    Because, all through history, we thinkers have been too darn polite.

    But that shit is over.

  • i think you should still be polite but just voice your opinion with conviction and scream it proudly. keep an open ear but if its something you feel passionate about do not fall for bullshit.

  • @scienceatheism

    I totally agree.

    When I said "too darn polite" I really meant it. The "too" in there is key. Let's be polite, but let's not make exceptions and then be extra-polite in some undeserving cases.

    You asked "why doesn't the church pay taxes?". Do you realize that the question itself is still today considered impolite?

    We have built a culture on which churches cannot be questioned. So let's be polite, but not extra-polite, and question them as we question everything else.

  • i think thats the job of every freethinking rational skeptic. question everything, believe nothing is true until you get every shred of evidence even if you have sufficient amount of evidence still question. i still question evolution and the big bang, even though im a huge advocate of both. its a way to stay an honest intellectual.

  • @scienceatheism

    Well said, sir. I share your opinion completely.

  • @scienceatheism well said my friend descartes would be proud

  • @scienceatheism: The church doesnt pay taxes for the same reason other non-profits dont its called a 501C3 meant to help the community.

  • hmmm seems more like they help themselves then the actually community to me.

  • @scienceatheism because aprrently the are charity so they dont have to its completely ludicrous 

  • @scienceatheism because its not a business but they want ppl's businesses

  • Because the own nearly everything. And are actively working to acquire what they do not own, by any means necessary.

  • @scienceatheism ask Frank Zappa why

  • @scienceatheism because you cant ask god to pay income tax thats absurd, what next, god has to declare his income and fill out tax return forms???

  • @ddbd fuck yeah think about how much of the debt would be relived with 35% of GODS income damn not even mentioning the real estate taxes on his palace in the kingdom of heaven.

  • @ddbd Yeah, that's bizarre, you can't ask god to pay taxes! You CAN ask the church to answer for the money they collect in the name of an imaginary friend

  • @scienceatheism good question...if they have tax-exempt status they should be forced to preach evolution in Sunday school as an "alternate theory."

  • hahaha oh my gosh i think we should be able to do that.

  • @scienceatheism constitusion loophole 

  • yeah other wise known as let me figure out a way to fuck over the people through the system and put a smile on my face so i can seem humble but in reality im a greedy cock sucker who is just out for money.

  • @scienceatheism because the priests tell the politicans if they do make them pay taxes they get to hell.^^

  • @scienceatheism

    As it turns out, if they payed taxes it'd go against the establishment clause of the constitution.

  • @scienceatheism Because they want your money, and the government is in on it.

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    Praise jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Hey browny - Your logic is totally flawed, murder in the name of anything is still murder. Did the ten commandments say Thou Shall Not Kill except in the name of Christianity. It is funny that you would use the term "brainwashing" when refering to religion.

  • Your so-called "logic" is USELESS when it comes to the subhuman Muslim barbarians that rain death and destruction on peoples all over the world every day in the name of Allah. They themselves OPENLY brag that they are death-worshippers. Try lecturing one of them and see how you turn out, then come back to me.

  • I dont support terrorism but I can certainly understand why some people hate the US and the west,just doa littleresearch as to how our people havetreated others,even for the past20 years and tell me you wouldnt be just as pissed off!If someone bombs your house and kills your family would you not hate the people that did it?Or is it ok because it was anecessary attack and colateral damage happens?is there any real justification in killing?be it colateral damage or deliberate attack on civillians?

  • By your "understanding," you are in fact JUSTIFYING Islamo-terrorism, and in essence aiding and abetting them. Back in the 1930's, you would have argued that you "understood" Hitler's imperialistic expansionism. There were those "useful idiots" among the "chattering classes" back then who justified Hitler's acts of aggression by citing the Versailles Treaty. It's your types who are ENCOURAGING the likes of the Fort Hood terrorist and the crotch bomber by your comments.

  • Religion is directly responsible for the murder of millions. Religion is a way for inferior people to feel superior.

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  • Obviously, you choose to disregard the murder of 100+ million people over the world throughout the 20th century in the name of Communism, which at its core is G-dless and atheistic; likewise the 6 million Jews and 5+ million non-Jews (Communists, socialists, homosexuals, Gypsies, etc.) murdered by the Nazis who were likewise atheistic. You just believe in the supremacy of Big Government over the individual and all else.

  • @wmbrown6 actually Hitler and the Nazis were very religious and like many others in history believed they were doing gods work. they even had "in the name of GOD" or something on their belt buckles.

  • Another product of liberal-left brainwashing, I see. Hitler was an outright pagan, and his close advisers were Satanic occultists and/or had massive interest in the paranormal. Doesn't sound all that religious to anyone with a brain. And the occult and the paranormal ARE fairy tales, in essence.

    The Nazis' anti-Semitic orthodoxies and policies were directly influenced by the teachings of radical Islam. Small wonder Winston Churchill later compared the Quran to "Mein Kampf."

  • i see you like to call people names instead of having a real debate. first of all I am not a Liberal at all, second if someone is a Satanist or follows the occult that means they believe in the supernatural hence not an atheist. Also the Nazi you are speaking of is Himler who was just to useful to toss away even if he was an occultist. At the end you spew anti-islamic policies of the christians by comparing Islam to the Nazis. keep in mind that Islam is just as fractioned as Christianity.

  • That means you side with the enemy, and are pro-Islamo-terrorist. The Nazi-Islamic alliance WAS a fact, and DID happen, and the Nazis' policies especially towards the Jews WERE influenced DIRECTLY by the policies in Muslim countries. Furthermore, we are talking about the WAHHABI strain of Islam which is the common thread in these terror attacks around the world, and is seeking to impose totalitarian Sharia law around the world.

  • You are fixed on only seeing one side of the story, can you not see the way the jews are treating the palestinians in Palestine?Can you not see the hatred that has grown from this?You cn tr and say one group are evil and we are just but it is simply not the case, the attrocities we have committed against people around this globe in the name of money and power is discusting so dont expect the people we have fucked over to be cool with this.The media hs given you the avenue to be self rightious!

  • For your information, you Saudi dupe, it was the so-called "Palestinians" who were on rooftops dancing and cheering when the World Trade Center was destroyed on 9/11. And they're hardly "starving." You have fallen hook, line and sinker for the Arab propaganda party line which is designed to demonize the Jews and further those that seek the total destruction of Israel.

  • The Arabs have roughly 650 times the amount of land that the Jews have. The Arabs have launched countless wars of aggression against Israel since 1948. Israel's land mass as of today is approximately a cross between New Jersey and Vermont. Much of the hatred in that region has been provoked by the Arabs, via Saudi-funded and -published propaganda textbooks that don't even acknowledge Israel's existence, and that denounce Jews as "sons of monkeys and pigs."

  • Hang on the arabs or Palestinians? because the Pelenstinians certainly dont have 650 time the land of the Jews.Let me put it this way. If the Chinese decided to come into your home town and say this is our original land,commit acts of terrorism against you,harm your family and teart you as a second rate person, would you not be angry?Would you fight back?Would you hate them?try and open your mind a little outside your own perspective.

  • Shut up, you jihad supporting fifth-column Nazi traitor. The "Palestinians" have been supported, financially and otherwise, by every one of the 22 Arab countries that have 650 times the land of Israel. Saddam Hussein, when he ruled Iraq, was among their big backers. So are the Saudis. So is Iran. So is Syria. So anyone who sides with the so-called "Palestinians" is REALLY taking sides with the entire Arab world against the small, hated Jews.

  • Moreover, the Arabs control roughly one-eighth the land mass of the planet Earth. Israel, again, is smaller than New Jersey. Punks like you are the type that shed crocodile tears for dead Jews in Holocaust museums, but always get in a lather when living Jews try to defend themselves against Arab aggressors. You ARE a Jew-hater. You clearly believe Jews have no right to defend themselves in their own country, therefore you think Israel has absolutely no right to exist, you Islamo-terror symp.

  • At the end of the day NO ONE has the right to kill another! YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE Muslim extreeminsts who justify their killings with stupid rheteric about who owns what and who is right, the act is no one is right,you both do unspeakable things to each other in the name of religion and it is discusting and really done because of hate and lack of tollerance for your ellow man,somthing I though the core of all religions was about anyway..Pathetic!

  • Again, shut up with your stupid moral equivalence. Go peddle your PC garbage in the appropriate far-left blogs like MoveOn or Code Pinko or any other group affiliated with that Judenrat money-changer George Soros.

  • Ahhh there it is, see I didnt understand that it is ok to commit attrocities on other people but it isnt fair if they do it back to you.See I didnt understand that we are in the right, we are completly in our right to bomb,rape,steal from and belittle our fellow humans if they dont agree with us for taking their land and doing all of the above.Geeze what was i thinking,how dare they be mad at US.AMERICA FUCK YEAH! No wonder everyone hates you with thatattitiude,even your allies herein Australia!

  • Listen, punk, it's foreign interloping, Islamo-terror-sympathizing, appeasing vermin like you that are helping to fan the flames of America-hatred with your constant bashing of America and your sick moral equivalence. You don't give a rat's behind about the "Palestinian" Arabs, you only care about advancing the radical Islamic agenda all over the world through front groups like the OIC and their numerous affiliates. It's because of leftist scum like YOU that such hatred of America is cultivated.

  • You left-wing fifth-columnists say the exact same thing - that exact party line - any time anyone calls you out on your treason and sedition. It's YOU who've been indoctrinated by Saudi-funded propaganda and Third-World pimps. You're not "right," you're left - WAAAY left. Pro-"Palestinian" groups are FUNDED by the Saudis and other Arab oil-producing states, and tied in directly with al Qaeda, HAMAS, Hezbollah et al. Take your triangulations, moral relativism, and sophistry elsewhere.

  • It isntas black and white as being left or right, there are massive amounts of grey.I oftn sway between sides you are so hell bend on defining people by. The simple truth is your as misguided and biggoted as the fundameltalist Muslims who disregard anyone whith different views to thier own.regardless of religion or political stance the world would simply be alot better of without people with your mindset.You are the trouble makers and hate filled warmongers.For the good of this world dont breed!

  • I got news for you, you appeasing weasel: When it comes to the future and survival of Western civilization, everything IS in black and white. It's obvious that your country, Australia, has a lot of other jihad sympathizers besides yourself who take the side of the enemy that would cut YOUR throat if given half a chance. You are no different from the enablers of Hitler in the 1930's and early '40's, or from those in the U.S. who took the side of the Confederate slave-holders in the Civil War.

  • Jews suffered a lot and they deserve a state like every other nation , after the holocoust they should have take half of the germany , but becouse of a fucking book they immigrate to "promised" lands which was an arab land for more than a thousan year . Same goes for Islam , the religion is / was / will be the problem , not arabs nor jews

  • Of course Jews are more secular and more rational then the general Arab population . But the reason of this conflict is started with judaism and continued by islam.Fuck both of them

    Before calling me a nazi

    Do I hate Jews ? No , Do I hate Judaism ? Yes

  • Actually, its cause the Israelis (both Jewish, Arab and Christian) have a higher standard of living and better standards of education - that is a natural ingredient for rational and secular society.

    Don't get me wrong, I am an atheist, its just that education and standard of living increase a populations rationalism.

    Of course, go ask the people in Gaza if they think Israel is rational.

  • I have been a self-described atheist for 5 years and I have never been happier. Religion is a crutch and life without it is completely empowering. The stories of the bible are the worlds of mortals intended to give people living 2,000 years ago a road map for a social contract of acceptable behaviors and to give hope to the general population who were suffering from starvation, murdering hoards and despot rulers.

  • If there's one thing more irritating than a troll, it's a right-wing cretin troll. Save the everyone-in-the-media-who-isn'­t-as-insane-as-Bill-O'Reilly-i­s-a-Marxist-liberal for the Ann Coulter Fan Club meetings...that is when you're not too busy working all the sexual repression off on the local personal trainer of your choice, á la Mr Haggard.

  • In other words, the radical gay activists think that the only "true" gays and lesbians are of the ACT-UP / GLAAD / GLSEN etc., mold, and are in lockstep on the gay agenda which is anti-family, anti-church, anti-military et al. (i.e. their efforts to redefine marriage, repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," indoctrinate children into the gay lifestyle in our schools, and so on), and if they go against this agenda, they are to be destroyed. So outing Haggard is a form of blackmail to other gays.

  • The message being: "Think exactly as we do, or you too will be destroyed."

    Much as blacks who don't toe the Jackson/Sharpton "victimhood" party line are seen as "Uncle Toms" and "Aunt Jemimas," or women who don't fall in lockstep with the anti-male lesbian feminist agenda are likewise looked at with contempt, or Hispanics who aren't in support of illegal aliens overrunning the country are also sneered at by the leftists.

  • But one doesn't have to be religious to see that it is this monolithic ideology inherent in the homosexual agenda that is at the heart of not only this, but also when Larry Craig was likewise destroyed. Whereas those who are in lockstep, like Barney Frank, are protected from any media scrutiny about their peccadilloes, not to mention using their sexual orientation as a weapon to silence anyone who criticizes them.

  • ted is a homo ,get used to it girlfriend

  • So is Barney Frank. The only difference is that Frank is a far-left liberal Democrat who is 100% behind the radical gay agenda that is Marxist in nature as well as anti-family and anti-morality, plus his using his sexual orientation to silence any and all critics of his far-left politics. So was Gerry Studds. So is Jim McGreevey, the ex-New Jersey Governor. It only matters to you if they DON'T fall into lockstep with the PC liberal-left agenda.

  • 1. so?

    2. Ted is homosexual. If you are blowing other men or paying for other men to blow you you are GAY. TH is gay, which would be fine if he werent such a douche.

  • Evidently, you are likewise a leftist libertine who thinks that all gays and lesbians should fall into lockstep with the Marxist GLAAD / GLSEN / etc. homosexual agenda (anti-family, anti-G-d, anti-morality). I don't see you saying, "Barney Frank is homosexual" etc., etc., because Frank is a liberal Democrat. It evidently matters to you about Haggard because Haggard had "the wrong views." This proves that the Left's tolerance of gays is only limited to the "We're Here and We're Queer" types.

  • I'm actually fairly right wing but dont give a shit what people fuck as long as they fuck it regularly.