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  • sounds like me

    

  • Easy sent me

  • Is it a good thing if your cuz sends you this video on facebook?

  • CAT : I ain't seen nothing

  • kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D @ 1:33

  • this is turning me on

  • my kid asked were babys came from and i showed him this...im not allowed near my kid anymore...

  • Male turtles moves fast when they wants some pussy ...... lol

  • this is so inspirational

  • Is that him making the noises?! lol

    Turtle sex must last all day

  • dn fainete poli thermi i kiria...

  • I could not stop laughing my head off at the facial expression and noises coming from the turtle. XD

  • i love it AAAAA++++

  • hot.

  • the cat walks in and was like woah sorry for the interuption

  • HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • what type of turtle n really O.o

  • this shit longer than lion sex

  • @WoOSkYMiles of course they're turtles ... they move slow

    lol

  • @TheRealRussG lmaoo true

  • Νομίζω τελειώσαμε!!!!χαχαχα

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  • Lol 3 minute sex?

  • 0:20 the universal prepare the pussy knock

  • from 3:09 on, she's looking around like "Are we done? I mean really, are we done? hello? heeeeellllooooo?"

  • i feel like i'm waching a reenactment of my first sex experience.....

  • Get some

  • aww hell naw the male is shifting up n down slowly after each moan he in to it damn get it turtle lmao

  • they making love faces

  • he's making porn faces!!

  • the female can't feel it...............

  • The turtle's moaning makes me uncomfortable.

  • THEY NEED OT GET A ROOM!!

  • So um... I'm still confused.. There isn't any movement.. So basically the turtle has no penis and is dickless like a certain celebrity. And well... Yeah? o.O

  • sooooo basically turtles just poke their heads into the other turtle and goes on with fucking them? wow, i gotta try that with a girl...

  • what he's saying is: Take it bitch, take it all!!!

  • Where is his junk

  • "rape you.. yes i'am gonna do.

  • notice how the guy is like"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"X­D

  • does he even have a dick?

  • The females like "Are we done yet?"

  • She's like.. "Meh, I've had better"

  • bet that cat was like "wtf"

  • 0:05 BIIITCH I TOLD YOU STOP RUNNIN!

  • I find this video easy to masturbate to

  • i wish i could make those noises when i have sex:(

    ps congrats franklin u fucking annoying flamin bowl of turd

  • Ellinas kai egw kai oi xelones

  • @Vorgos70 ελα ρε πατριωτη, τι εφτιαξες.. ΔΩΣ ΤΗΣ ΝΑ ΚΑΤΑΛΒΕΙ!!!! ΜΠΡΑΒΟ ΤΣΟΛΙΑΑΑ xD

  • @Vorgos70 ellhnas re??? wow pantou eimaste!

  • @Vorgos70 haha ti tha ginei ama prospathiseis na tis diakopseis?

  • ellinas eisai re file?

  • The cat knew not to cock block lmao

  • It's just standing there and pretending to fuck?

  • haahahahahahhahahahahahhhahaha­hhahahhhhhh ''eeeeehh''

  • sounds like a cat at 0:09

  • 0:00- Lisa! Lisa!

    0:05- GET OUT HERE BITCH!

    0:19- I said.. COME OUT HERE!

    (turtle starts pacing) )0:25 I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.. I TOLD YOU!

    0:33- Now.. YOU GOIN TAKE THIS TURTLE DICK! Don't you move!

    0:43- o-o-o.... Ah......Come on... COME ON NOW! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

    2:51- You like that don't you. Oh, I AINT DONE! 3:10- (female turtle) Any day now Leroy...You slower than your brother..

    3:41-(male turtle) WHAT?!!

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  • @JESUSmadeskyrim lmfaooo

  • i love how the femle is just there!!! xD

    

  • Is he sticking it in?

  • the cats like whoaa... illl juss.. leave u too.. alonee

  • uh...sounds like a girl having sex....dur

    

  • sounds like grandpa hahaha XD

  • oi ELLINIKES xelwnes tou video, deixnou ti akrivos kanoun stis touristries oi ellines ;)

  • 3:00 <--- AWKWARD AFTER SEX MOMENT!!!!

  • get a terrarium you two

  • The zombie kid's favorite video!

  • great! now i have a fear of turtles raping me :C

  • @stix471 LOLOL HAHAHAHA

  • @stix471 have you seen the chris brown turtle lmfao fuckin win

  • It's like ehhh ehhhhh ehhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhh heeeeee...... Heeeeee.......heeeeee.hhheeeee­e

  • This is weird as shit. The female looks scared, and I can't find the genitalia.

  • I don't get it.. they rub shells to fuck?

  • xaxaa ela re ellada!!!kai oi xelwnes sou!

  • HE'S TOTALLY GETTIN IT IN!! GO BRO! GO! lol

  • Show her your O-face.

  • Hahaha the cats like "WTF"

  • LMAO!!!!

  • apo oti fainetai akoma kai sto sex oi rythmoi paramenoun...xelwnas xaxaxaxa

  • The male is making enough noise for the both of them but that chick turtle seems to be distracted or bored lol

  • he came at 3:03 LMAO!!

  • "Hey bayb, let me turtle sex you"...this would be both hot n cold...hot cuz the guy would make the woman so hungry, hopefully, that soon enough she'd be raping him, and cold because well...nothing much is happening than weird faces, squeeky noises not even sexy, and unfulfilled copulating stance

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  • Who seachs this?

  • The noise it makes and its face lol its hilarious

  • turtles have sex with their tails. they dont penitrate or anything lol

  • Turtle STYle!!

  • lmfao the cat is like "whats that sound?.........OH GOD RUN AWAY!"

  • @blackandfaded

    ... Good. I'm not the only one

  • ewww i hate turtles even more. sooo ugly and disgusting lol

  • You can tell the cat wants in on the action...

  • @WoWfreak7891 The pussy wants in on it...but then realizes, there's no match for her...literally...so she scadadles...

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • is it wrong that this video gave me a boner?

  • Hahahahahahahaha that's some funny sounds

  • LMAO! HEEZ MOANING! :D

  • next thing we gon see is animals givin head n shit

  • Haha the turltle on top is like ooohhh this feels good!!! But now I'm tired!!! (he was like panting!)

  • Cat walks in looks at turtles "......what the hell is going on?" turns around looks at the ground scracthes the ground "Hey! look a rock!" runs away xD

  • He went so slow and he still got tired o_O

  • What the hell is going on with the female head?

  • where does his 'thingy' even go? I just think they lay on top of eachother and moan, lol, tahts their pleasure XD

  • Smack that BITCH!! 

  • Lol I didn't know turtles moaned haha

  • What the hell purred at 0:09 ???

  • Eats chido este video

  • Where the dick go in at?

  • xaxa ela mwri trela ellinara!! :D

  • The one who is down, his face.... made my day lol... From 1:39 till the end. His like trying to say: Dude wtf?

  • the cat was like "oo.. is this a bad time?"

  • She's Faking It!!!

  • 0:07 . He knocked her unconscious so he could mount and rape her.

  • I love the cat (1:30)

  • WHAT! at 10 seconds is that noise from the turtle???

  • nomizw teleiwsame xaxaxaxaxa!!!! egrapses!

  • wth spousal abuse at 0:07 lol

  • I love how how they move fast when they want some lol

  • κι ομως...την κουτουπωνει....χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχ­αχαχαχα καλοοοοοοο :D

  • That cat was like "shit my bad, I'll leave you two alone"

  • I CAME

  • re palikari ekanan xelonakia telika?? auto exei simasia xD xaxaxaxaxa

    eliosa entometaksi etsi opos anastenazi o tipos xaxaxaxa

  • heyyyyy its Franklin...lalalalala

  • I threw up laughing at this.

  • jajajaj i wanna fuck bitch!!! (CRASH) i said, i wanna FUCK! (CRASH)

  • lol oh the moans

  • hahahahahha xD om my gosh eh eheh eh eh eh 

  • xD Oh, my God...that's distrubingly funny!

  • ellhniko prama

  • The guy recording said 'ride the bullet.' at 2:20 xD LOL

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  • @ChiiN0XL he doesnt say ride the bullet. he sais that the male has pulled out his p*nis

  • @ChiiN0XL The guy recording is Greek.He tells ''He has pulled out his dick''...xD

  • @ChiiN0XL no, he speak greek... he said ''it has pulled his dick'' in english... i tell you that cause i m greek too ;)

  • fucking cat MOVE!!!! The turtles are getting it on!!! LMAO!!!

  • Ninja Turtle Multiply!

  • Go Mr. Turtle! Get some!

  • In the beginning the male turtle takes a Fucken shit!!!!!

  • The female one near the end is just looking around. I'm guessing it's saying "is it in yet?" :p

  • turtles move awfully fast when they want some butt

  • boner achieved !!!!!!!!!

  • The Cat Lookin like what did i just walk into??

  • Hes Out Of Breath!!!!

  • Mr. Turtle: "ME SO HORNY!" Mrs. Turtle: "No way!"

  • yeah, just lie there on top of her for a minute, hoping she doesn't realize it's over.

  • THE TURTLE LOOKS PISS TO ME

  • man, this is a fucking turtle rape

  • I think that's the fastest I have ever seen a turtle run lol

  • rape!!

  • hey chicos vereis dirijo un foro llamado tortuamigos que va sobre tortugas si quereis pasaros eso si nada de contradecirme yo el gran gex podeis hablar pero sin contradecirme o sereis baneados ahi os queda el aviso

  • Surprice buttsex

  • ela mwri elladaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • she looks bored. lol

  • I don't wanna be the girl turtle (unless she enjoys it xD)

  • OMG LOL!

  • dude , when to think back .. it aint actually a turtle -.-' its a fuckin tortoise .

  • Ehhhhhhhhh...

    Ehhhhhhhhh....

    (Read: I think I can, I think I can.)

  • oh my fucking god that is hilarious

  • ur a fucking sickman

  • omg.. she's getting raped.

  • I think he busts a nut at 3:00

  • it sound like he just can't believe he's gettin' laid right now and has totally frozen.... the girl's just like... "nerd.."

  • YOU ARE FUCKIN SICK! o_O

  • Nice video, keep it up. New music from BRANDON JAROD coming soon!

  • hahhaha the sounds are so funny xD

  • take those fuckin shells off!

  • where the hell does he penetrate?"

  • @Johnoooh

    USB

  • This is better acting than 3/4 of pornos on the net haha.

  • @ianboy27 yeah lol... the moaning actually sounds real :D

  • @sargonmoroku they are o-o

  • omg I'm gonna have nightmares about his moaning.

  • @TinyTica13

    lmfao me too

  • i guess turtles have the awkward sex ending as well

  • she thinking, is he gonna put it in yet??

  • Hello

  • Tortoise¿?

  • that turtle sounds like eric cartman xD

  • lmfao !

  • did it die halfway through it cause he just froze up