So um... I'm still confused.. There isn't any movement.. So basically the turtle has no penis and is dickless like a certain celebrity. And well... Yeah? o.O
"Hey bayb, let me turtle sex you"...this would be both hot n cold...hot cuz the guy would make the woman so hungry, hopefully, that soon enough she'd be raping him, and cold because well...nothing much is happening than weird faces, squeeky noises not even sexy, and unfulfilled copulating stance
Cat walks in looks at turtles "......what the hell is going on?" turns around looks at the ground scracthes the ground "Hey! look a rock!" runs away xD
The owner of these animals is Greek. At 02:15 - 02:00 he said to his girlfrind that "indeed, he is "fixing" her, she doubts, then at 02:20 he adds "he has taken out his tool".
Irrelevant:
there is a funny swearing in Greek which says "sou gamo to spiti" (= I fuck your house).
hey chicos vereis dirijo un foro llamado tortuamigos que va sobre tortugas si quereis pasaros eso si nada de contradecirme yo el gran gex podeis hablar pero sin contradecirme o sereis baneados ahi os queda el aviso
sounds like me
dragonpemp5 21 hours ago
Easy sent me
PTGamer70 1 week ago
Is it a good thing if your cuz sends you this video on facebook?
ShadowOps24 3 weeks ago
CAT : I ain't seen nothing
winterwoom 1 month ago 3
kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D @ 1:33
daKitty22 1 month ago
this is turning me on
johnhouse1991 1 month ago
my kid asked were babys came from and i showed him this...im not allowed near my kid anymore...
joe41397 2 months ago
Male turtles moves fast when they wants some pussy ...... lol
bree026 2 months ago 2
this is so inspirational
BrandonG5993 2 months ago
Is that him making the noises?! lol
Turtle sex must last all day
AntiSocialChannel85 2 months ago
dn fainete poli thermi i kiria...
alexandrosmavrikos 2 months ago
I could not stop laughing my head off at the facial expression and noises coming from the turtle. XD
SkittlesAreHeaven 2 months ago 2
i love it AAAAA++++
Keeper3k 2 months ago
hot.
pozdude3543 2 months ago
the cat walks in and was like woah sorry for the interuption
tcroftisaboss 3 months ago 3
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Covi3rN 3 months ago
what type of turtle n really O.o
stony1231 3 months ago
this shit longer than lion sex
WoOSkYMiles 4 months ago
@WoOSkYMiles of course they're turtles ... they move slow
lol
TheRealRussG 3 months ago
@TheRealRussG lmaoo true
WoOSkYMiles 3 months ago
Νομίζω τελειώσαμε!!!!χαχαχα
xara303 4 months ago
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xara303 4 months ago
Lol 3 minute sex?
BrownieObsession 4 months ago
0:20 the universal prepare the pussy knock
businessim08 4 months ago
from 3:09 on, she's looking around like "Are we done? I mean really, are we done? hello? heeeeellllooooo?"
Trucker27SNI 4 months ago
i feel like i'm waching a reenactment of my first sex experience.....
phantasystar88 4 months ago
Get some
killradio191 4 months ago
aww hell naw the male is shifting up n down slowly after each moan he in to it damn get it turtle lmao
qvodude 4 months ago
they making love faces
qvodude 4 months ago
he's making porn faces!!
4165mc 4 months ago
the female can't feel it...............
spartan117517 5 months ago
The turtle's moaning makes me uncomfortable.
applepiegurl123 5 months ago 5
THEY NEED OT GET A ROOM!!
Thejessibee123 5 months ago
So um... I'm still confused.. There isn't any movement.. So basically the turtle has no penis and is dickless like a certain celebrity. And well... Yeah? o.O
BloodyRMassacre 5 months ago
sooooo basically turtles just poke their heads into the other turtle and goes on with fucking them? wow, i gotta try that with a girl...
kpxflameboy 5 months ago
what he's saying is: Take it bitch, take it all!!!
etshArk87 5 months ago
Where is his junk
grownazzwoman 5 months ago
"rape you.. yes i'am gonna do.
eedvinmiiliin99 5 months ago
notice how the guy is like"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"XD
LREHAnimation 5 months ago
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Why did I search turtle sex...
xCh34pShOtx 5 months ago
does he even have a dick?
EPICisFUN 5 months ago
The females like "Are we done yet?"
onecrazytewb2 5 months ago 6
She's like.. "Meh, I've had better"
DaUndNo 5 months ago
bet that cat was like "wtf"
AccountsName 6 months ago 3
0:05 BIIITCH I TOLD YOU STOP RUNNIN!
dafreakto 6 months ago
I find this video easy to masturbate to
ifuckdinosaurs 6 months ago
i wish i could make those noises when i have sex:(
ps congrats franklin u fucking annoying flamin bowl of turd
inthebackwithyourgir 6 months ago
Ellinas kai egw kai oi xelones
Vorgos70 6 months ago 13
@Vorgos70 ελα ρε πατριωτη, τι εφτιαξες.. ΔΩΣ ΤΗΣ ΝΑ ΚΑΤΑΛΒΕΙ!!!! ΜΠΡΑΒΟ ΤΣΟΛΙΑΑΑ xD
vlahojohn 4 months ago
@Vorgos70 ellhnas re??? wow pantou eimaste!
Maniplokius 3 months ago
@Vorgos70 haha ti tha ginei ama prospathiseis na tis diakopseis?
mrcrowley951 1 day ago
ellinas eisai re file?
MyErik99 6 months ago
The cat knew not to cock block lmao
ExoPrince 6 months ago 3
It's just standing there and pretending to fuck?
Gendargenoy 6 months ago
haahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahhahahhhhhh ''eeeeehh''
Teluullah 6 months ago
sounds like a cat at 0:09
Yitsul 6 months ago
0:00- Lisa! Lisa!
0:05- GET OUT HERE BITCH!
0:19- I said.. COME OUT HERE!
(turtle starts pacing) )0:25 I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.. I TOLD YOU!
0:33- Now.. YOU GOIN TAKE THIS TURTLE DICK! Don't you move!
0:43- o-o-o.... Ah......Come on... COME ON NOW! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
2:51- You like that don't you. Oh, I AINT DONE! 3:10- (female turtle) Any day now Leroy...You slower than your brother..
3:41-(male turtle) WHAT?!!
JESUSmadeskyrim 6 months ago 50
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Nvcca2 3 months ago
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@JESUSmadeskyrim 1:33- The Cat: "ayeee Leroy i got some couple of beers... OHH you look busy right now"
Nvcca2 3 months ago
@JESUSmadeskyrim lmfaooo
chocodil2 1 month ago
i love how the femle is just there!!! xD
sashastarnes 6 months ago
Is he sticking it in?
iSmeXz 6 months ago
the cats like whoaa... illl juss.. leave u too.. alonee
kingcamilo 6 months ago
uh...sounds like a girl having sex....dur
StellaLovesEmily 7 months ago
sounds like grandpa hahaha XD
sexylocsta 7 months ago
oi ELLINIKES xelwnes tou video, deixnou ti akrivos kanoun stis touristries oi ellines ;)
alexmania12345 7 months ago
3:00 <--- AWKWARD AFTER SEX MOMENT!!!!
lugueins 7 months ago
get a terrarium you two
MaxKirk21 7 months ago
The zombie kid's favorite video!
ProfessorPoopy 7 months ago
great! now i have a fear of turtles raping me :C
stix471 7 months ago 3
@stix471 LOLOL HAHAHAHA
fpskillah7 7 months ago
@stix471 have you seen the chris brown turtle lmfao fuckin win
Aubbygrl1 6 months ago
It's like ehhh ehhhhh ehhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhh heeeeee...... Heeeeee.......heeeeee.hhheeeeee
waz165 7 months ago
This is weird as shit. The female looks scared, and I can't find the genitalia.
whoaitslu 7 months ago
I don't get it.. they rub shells to fuck?
WizardOfPov 7 months ago 2
xaxaa ela re ellada!!!kai oi xelwnes sou!
roubilan 8 months ago
HE'S TOTALLY GETTIN IT IN!! GO BRO! GO! lol
zpensive 8 months ago 3
Show her your O-face.
ProfessorChaos1982 8 months ago
Hahaha the cats like "WTF"
awesome37100 8 months ago
LMAO!!!!
GottaLoveHailey 8 months ago
apo oti fainetai akoma kai sto sex oi rythmoi paramenoun...xelwnas xaxaxaxa
alexia31rodos 8 months ago
The male is making enough noise for the both of them but that chick turtle seems to be distracted or bored lol
naru24dude 8 months ago
he came at 3:03 LMAO!!
elizabethmtom 8 months ago
"Hey bayb, let me turtle sex you"...this would be both hot n cold...hot cuz the guy would make the woman so hungry, hopefully, that soon enough she'd be raping him, and cold because well...nothing much is happening than weird faces, squeeky noises not even sexy, and unfulfilled copulating stance
wildreamuh1 8 months ago
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xCh34pShOtx 8 months ago
Who seachs this?
pincily 8 months ago
The noise it makes and its face lol its hilarious
theconduitking1 9 months ago
turtles have sex with their tails. they dont penitrate or anything lol
annafknanatomy 9 months ago
Turtle STYle!!
caishgen 9 months ago
lmfao the cat is like "whats that sound?.........OH GOD RUN AWAY!"
Touchguy912 9 months ago 4
@blackandfaded
... Good. I'm not the only one
MrColewaldo 9 months ago
ewww i hate turtles even more. sooo ugly and disgusting lol
Shuffle3956 9 months ago
You can tell the cat wants in on the action...
WoWfreak7891 9 months ago
@WoWfreak7891 The pussy wants in on it...but then realizes, there's no match for her...literally...so she scadadles...
wildreamuh1 8 months ago
LMFAO!!!!
EthanCole15 9 months ago
is it wrong that this video gave me a boner?
blackandfaded 9 months ago 74
Hahahahahahahaha that's some funny sounds
gambitrocks 9 months ago
LMAO! HEEZ MOANING! :D
xxooxoxo 9 months ago
next thing we gon see is animals givin head n shit
TRILLxNxMOBx4EVA 9 months ago 3
Haha the turltle on top is like ooohhh this feels good!!! But now I'm tired!!! (he was like panting!)
Glitterygoop123 10 months ago
Cat walks in looks at turtles "......what the hell is going on?" turns around looks at the ground scracthes the ground "Hey! look a rock!" runs away xD
emonarutoanimelover 10 months ago
He went so slow and he still got tired o_O
meowmela 10 months ago
What the hell is going on with the female head?
Entemagico 10 months ago
where does his 'thingy' even go? I just think they lay on top of eachother and moan, lol, tahts their pleasure XD
AppleJuiceOverdoser 10 months ago
Smack that BITCH!!
warthdog1 10 months ago 4
Lol I didn't know turtles moaned haha
brina4606 10 months ago 4
What the hell purred at 0:09 ???
jziggy313 10 months ago
Eats chido este video
lobo1060 10 months ago
Where the dick go in at?
TRILLxNxMOBx4EVA 10 months ago
xaxa ela mwri trela ellinara!! :D
doretaSn 10 months ago
The one who is down, his face.... made my day lol... From 1:39 till the end. His like trying to say: Dude wtf?
MortheusMusic 11 months ago
the cat was like "oo.. is this a bad time?"
jonnyboyfreshable 11 months ago 2
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The owner of these animals is Greek. At 02:15 - 02:00 he said to his girlfrind that "indeed, he is "fixing" her, she doubts, then at 02:20 he adds "he has taken out his tool".
Irrelevant:
there is a funny swearing in Greek which says "sou gamo to spiti" (= I fuck your house).
Well I guess it fits 100% the case!
notgodsemigod 11 months ago
She's Faking It!!!
elitesuperhaxor 11 months ago 4
0:07 . He knocked her unconscious so he could mount and rape her.
ShutUpAndHxCMosh 11 months ago 4
I love the cat (1:30)
19hubsi11 11 months ago
WHAT! at 10 seconds is that noise from the turtle???
looloo578 11 months ago 2
nomizw teleiwsame xaxaxaxaxa!!!! egrapses!
PwReFile 11 months ago
wth spousal abuse at 0:07 lol
tazh2007 11 months ago
I love how how they move fast when they want some lol
Oneofakind407 11 months ago 2
κι ομως...την κουτουπωνει....χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα καλοοοοοοο :D
bluerose461 11 months ago
That cat was like "shit my bad, I'll leave you two alone"
marchingflute615 11 months ago 5
I CAME
Bloodster8 1 year ago 2
re palikari ekanan xelonakia telika?? auto exei simasia xD xaxaxaxaxa
eliosa entometaksi etsi opos anastenazi o tipos xaxaxaxa
MrNikosNikolaidis 1 year ago 2
heyyyyy its Franklin...lalalalala
WillMisdom 1 year ago
I threw up laughing at this.
cheeseandriceish 1 year ago
jajajaj i wanna fuck bitch!!! (CRASH) i said, i wanna FUCK! (CRASH)
xXeltaquerolocoXx 1 year ago
lol oh the moans
DarylIp 1 year ago
hahahahahha xD om my gosh eh eheh eh eh eh
skater50231 1 year ago
xD Oh, my God...that's distrubingly funny!
31operafan 1 year ago
ellhniko prama
BooKooChRysa 1 year ago
The guy recording said 'ride the bullet.' at 2:20 xD LOL
ChiiN0XL 1 year ago 42
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notgodsemigod 11 months ago
@ChiiN0XL he doesnt say ride the bullet. he sais that the male has pulled out his p*nis
doretaSn 10 months ago
@ChiiN0XL The guy recording is Greek.He tells ''He has pulled out his dick''...xD
rafosiraklara 9 months ago
@ChiiN0XL no, he speak greek... he said ''it has pulled his dick'' in english... i tell you that cause i m greek too ;)
alexmania12345 7 months ago
fucking cat MOVE!!!! The turtles are getting it on!!! LMAO!!!
phxbball22 1 year ago
Ninja Turtle Multiply!
09204418448 1 year ago
Go Mr. Turtle! Get some!
foreverbells 1 year ago
In the beginning the male turtle takes a Fucken shit!!!!!
madshark101 1 year ago
The female one near the end is just looking around. I'm guessing it's saying "is it in yet?" :p
themetalkid1996 1 year ago
turtles move awfully fast when they want some butt
Lassenra 1 year ago
boner achieved !!!!!!!!!
NYballer11725 1 year ago
The Cat Lookin like what did i just walk into??
FonziFree 1 year ago
Hes Out Of Breath!!!!
dylan9241 1 year ago
Mr. Turtle: "ME SO HORNY!" Mrs. Turtle: "No way!"
d4si 1 year ago
yeah, just lie there on top of her for a minute, hoping she doesn't realize it's over.
uniquenour 1 year ago
THE TURTLE LOOKS PISS TO ME
rl520 1 year ago
man, this is a fucking turtle rape
rl520 1 year ago
I think that's the fastest I have ever seen a turtle run lol
drawr5 1 year ago 2
rape!!
drogonax 1 year ago
hey chicos vereis dirijo un foro llamado tortuamigos que va sobre tortugas si quereis pasaros eso si nada de contradecirme yo el gran gex podeis hablar pero sin contradecirme o sereis baneados ahi os queda el aviso
gexelevangelico 1 year ago
Surprice buttsex
freestyle0892 1 year ago 4
ela mwri elladaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
coreVOL22 1 year ago
she looks bored. lol
twittersucksful 1 year ago 4
I don't wanna be the girl turtle (unless she enjoys it xD)
Chingy892987 1 year ago 3
OMG LOL!
Chingy892987 1 year ago
dude , when to think back .. it aint actually a turtle -.-' its a fuckin tortoise .
MeQuiteFriendlyLOL 1 year ago
Ehhhhhhhhh...
Ehhhhhhhhh....
(Read: I think I can, I think I can.)
clockworkcrows 1 year ago
oh my fucking god that is hilarious
kakashi19932006 1 year ago
ur a fucking sickman
luxoneal 1 year ago
omg.. she's getting raped.
staallove 1 year ago
I think he busts a nut at 3:00
ALETHEDUDE 1 year ago
it sound like he just can't believe he's gettin' laid right now and has totally frozen.... the girl's just like... "nerd.."
ineedyaoi 1 year ago
YOU ARE FUCKIN SICK! o_O
aflacmanable 1 year ago
Nice video, keep it up. New music from BRANDON JAROD coming soon!
11181001 1 year ago
hahhaha the sounds are so funny xD
youmakemesick94 1 year ago
take those fuckin shells off!
barbienamedhelga 1 year ago 2
where the hell does he penetrate?"
Johnoooh 1 year ago 71
@Johnoooh
USB
vastuus 10 months ago
This is better acting than 3/4 of pornos on the net haha.
ianboy27 1 year ago 4
@ianboy27 yeah lol... the moaning actually sounds real :D
sargonmoroku 1 year ago
@sargonmoroku they are o-o
Chingy892987 1 year ago
omg I'm gonna have nightmares about his moaning.
TinyTica13 1 year ago
@TinyTica13
lmfao me too
vaiosony2 1 year ago
i guess turtles have the awkward sex ending as well
jdoggydog567 1 year ago
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shes thinking, is he gonna put it in yet??
jdoggydog567 1 year ago
she thinking, is he gonna put it in yet??
jdoggydog567 1 year ago
Hello
Juany131996 1 year ago
Tortoise¿?
Juany131996 1 year ago
that turtle sounds like eric cartman xD
garygeach 1 year ago 3
lmfao !
Tylerismybaby234 1 year ago
did it die halfway through it cause he just froze up
TheTruemadman 1 year ago