Hank Plays Portal 2 #2 (Chambers 2 - 7)

[NinjaTrixxr]

Whist-watch!

[thirdperiodpain]

Or a potato :)

[SimGhosties]

Now I understand why I stopped watching Toby's Portal 2 playthrough.

[thing2liv]

That IS sunlight, but you are several miles underground. It's piped down from the surface...

[Nanfoodle]

That's not strong enough to power anything important! Except for GLADoS...

[ApertureGeneticist]

Moon Cycles=Brick Joke

[mrwho995]

Have you played this game before, or am I just really stupid? It took me way longer to do bits of this. You did it immediately.

[BnTawesome]

@mrwho995 he played the first few levels as practice but the first few levels are also very similar to portal 1

[MissGryffindor07]

You little jerk of a ball!

HAHAHAHA

[SheelaShay]

STOP ACTING LIKE TOBY FUCKING IDIOT!!!

[dragonfly876]

Hank: "1.1 volts? That is not enough to power anything."

Chell's potato poster: "It produced 1.1 volts, which is not enough to power anything important."

... :)

[tinywizard36]

@FantasticBlueGirl That also sounds like Sebastian's code, from Black Butler. Anyone getting the reference? Anyone?

[toolong999]

love the foreshadowing in this episode :)

[naomi10lol]

XD I LOVE THAT "you little jerk of a bALL"

[Beatlelover21]

That was the most beautiful rendition of "Michelle" I've ever heard.

[Lolakim1]

Is it sad that when ever he gets in the elevation I feel like I'm going to get motion sickness?

[CrucibleGrim]

1 bullet = 1 Android grievance

[Antoniodoval94]

that's two beatles songs in two vids

[ktqueen]

Chell can file some serious grievance paperwork..

[hailbopthecomet]

i was eating cereal while watching this. "SUCK IT UP!" *slurping milk*

[wheels85]

I'm so used to watching Toby Turner's Let's Play videos, at 5:30 I actually said out loud "Midtro of Darkness!" because you didn't. Luckily I'm in my room by myself so nobody heard me.

[TheMeg518]

That big eye guy thingy is so cute I just want to hug it forever and ever!!! That and he has a shnazzy accent... which is also adorable. XD

[EriksWanderingChild]

@TheMeg518 His name is Wheatley. xD

[phillmac89]

hang on so if it 'wants' you does that mean its alive?

[pixiestixqween]

"that is not enough to power anything!" oh.. I can think of something :P

[jamofthetoe]

2D glasses interesting...

[colombianking17]

Soo 1 minute on a chamber = a whole EP of IJ trying to figure stuff out. haha No IJ hater here, I found it funny. I <3 Ij and her vids

[HestiaArglye]

1.1 volts eh? i wonder if that is foreshadowing  ...hehehe

[pokecrazygal]

9:25 I think I'm your man. Or lady. lol. the thing is that the portal person is a girl.

[DanniGoodberry]

Ahhhh this game is making me dizzy :( I don't think I want it anymore...

[YoungPetVampire]

Irish wristwatch. Just try to say it... XD Portal two was great :)

[eggroll9000]

Oh how little you know about artificial intelligence being powered by 1.1 volts... :) Though by now you've found out already... damn!

[FantasticBlueGirl]

Three Laws of Robotics:

1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2) A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[joomoo123]

@FantasticBlueGirl where is that from...?

[twilightfan1231000]

@joomoo123 Isn't it from I Robot?

[sonicneo1]

@FantasticBlueGirl

3) obey all that

[cornishphilosopher]

@FantasticBlueGirl Those are Azimof's laws of robotics, they may not be Apiture's

[Nickster891]

@cornishphilosopher duh all robots follow azimof's laws unless those robots are evil

[bulldoger11]

@FantasticBlueGirl

Zeroth law: A robot may not harm or, through inaction, allow harm to come to humanity.

Main differences: Because this law comes before the others, it has a higher priority and also means that humanity as a whole is more important than a single human to robots.

[Nickster891]

@FantasticBlueGirl so basically the three laws could counter each other haha

[kristinemarcotte]

@FantasticBlueGirl So if a robot killed you, fill out a form to complaint about it.

[Springxnich]

@FantasticBlueGirl I have that movie too!!!! I love I Robot!

[ScienceNerd51]

Ahhh, portal 2 the way it was meant to be played: on a computer better than my laptop. :P

[Nerdfighterian]

We go together like rama lama lama, ka-dingada dinga dong

Remembered forever, like shoo bop shoo wadda-wadda yippity boom de boom

That's the way it should be-ee

[pplpplgal]

Lol basically what the voice said at 8:23 is "Even if you don't work here, just keep testing" XD

[fluffywhitecow]

Duct tape - The savior of mankind during the apocalypse

[alyssahotty18]

@fluffywhitecow It does hold the universe together :)

[theyellowdart31]

this is GREAT ... I get to enjoy Portal 2 for the first time AGAIN, vicariously, through Hank

[Chiroptarin]

" I'm the one that you want. Shoo bop shoo walla walla. Hoo hoo hoo. "

I died laughing. LOL

[PostManUpsideDown]

I love when he sings. Its just talking. :D

[FantasticBlueGirl]

Does Aperature sound like Rapture to anyone else?

[MvuaNdege]

Turrets aren't androids... androids are specifically humanoid robots.

[katemcc27]

Grease reference? Anyone?

[SaphireGemish]

"1.1 volt is not enough to power anything"

It's enough to power GLaDOS...

[RoseHanabira]

You're finding a lot of things that I have not found before. That be awesome!

[RoseHanabira]

I never noticed the moon cycles before. o.0

[ljlightfire1]

some test chambers are destroyed copies from portal 1

[ScrufffyJoe]

So this is what Toby would be like if he was smart...

[y6bg]

@ScrufffyJoe XD OMG so true

[sonicneo1]

@ScrufffyJoe whose TOBY?

[ScrufffyJoe]

@sonicneo1 Tobuscus, a rather well known youtuber. He's also done a portal 2 playthrough.

[sonicneo1]

@ScrufffyJoe OOOOHH huh?

(guntha)

[Nima1992]

hey blocked the cube ahahahahahaa pun!

[violasbeamazingable]

a wristwatch or a potato

[boredwithcoldfeet]

did you notice ratman's drawing? i think it was shrondinger's cat

[demonspongebobify]

hank do you really like the beatles and where did you get this game?

[bloodrose8790]

yeah maybe if it was 1.21 jigawatts then it would be powerful enough....1.21 JIGAWATTS!!

[LadyLatias]

I still love Toby and Justine's videos as well. Justine is plain adorable and I still think Toby is pretty funny.

It's nice to see the different commentary styles. =)

[LadyLatias]

"Can you see the portal gun!? ....Also, are you still alive?"

[OoOPolarbearOoO]

You don't know the laws of robotics Hank? I am sad.

[animeobsessed777]

haha. my names michelle so i love that whole part. normally i hate that song because i've heard it from everyone, but when you sang it, it made me happy. love ya!

[PenSpinnerManiac]

lol 1.1 volts! Tell that to GLADoS later!

[MagicNeinStudios]

Every Bullet is a Grievance.

[jjsmokesful]

Theres an achievement ffor not letting the cube touch the ground on level 3

[gryhound22]

"I'm the one that you want....shoowallawalla...hoo hoo...." = such love

[himynamesrhys]

first here comes the sun, and now michelle...

are you trying to put a beatles reference into every video about portal?

[TheNinjaOmelets2]

you can't compare him to toby and justine. I mean

Hank= smart and played portal 1

Toby=smart but trying to be funny

justine=sucks at puzzles

[sonicneo1]

@TheNinjaOmelets2 justin = ass

[papiervampire]

As much as I adore Toby's hilarity, you go so much faster and it's a lot less aggravating watching you.

[skatinanwaitin]

Dead God help you, Hank. Lol Starship rocks.

[kaylaissupertight]

creepy good at this game

[Bluburry100]

"You little jerk of a ball!" Hilarious.

[xotweetypiexo]

So the level that took justine 10 minutes to complete was finished by hank in 10 seconds. yowza.

[elitebball55xx]

Sometimes you move so fast it makes my head hurt. Your brain obviously works much faster than mine, Hank.

[360TheaterOfPWN]

If any of you were wondering, the ratio of Justine Portal solving time to Hank Portal solving time is 10 : 1

[ArcticFox1095]

Wheatly has got to be my most favorite bot of all time. :)

[vglgvn534912]

You kinda sound like Wheatly sometimes :)

[jay7tennis]

hank u need to help toby and ij to be good at portal and other games like u

[urmomissuperhot]

"...Pretty sure I'm going to have some grievances."

[lubibul]

Oh god I'm so dizzy...

[summertimebossa]

This game gives me terrible motion sickness.

[danHiroshi]

how many beatles songs do you plan on referencing throughout this game?

[TheNicolayy]

"that would not be able to power any ai unless it was a wristwatch" little does he know...... O-o

[twoshedz08]

2 Beatles references already. This let's play is off to a great start

[TheOblivion5]

share ha ya share there bullets its almost as if weatley cares about you

[fivelittlenerds]

Hank Green = the best/most adorable gamer ever?

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

I really really love Wheatley.. with all his adorable lying too you and his cuteness.

I want him to be my spirit guide.. I think that would be awesome.

[Letsplaymoron]

The musical way you said "Weird!" was awesome!

[trapjohnson]

If the laws of physics.... man, literal LOL

[teeto42]

Hank doesn't know the laws of robotics????? wtf???????

[TOinaeraser]

You don't know the laws of robotics!?

[Dante619lovesMG36]

srsly, nerdcred reduced to 0 for not knowing the laws of robotics

[dittodanger]

@TOinaeraser actually neither do i. could you enlighten me please?

[flashjack15]

Thumbs this up so Hank can see it.

Read the Comic of Portal 2 in the Extra section... it tells how Shel Got into the Resting room

[raffitz]

I just shivered when you got that Weighted Storage Cube in ten seconds. I'm still traumatized by Justine's *ahem* performance in that test chamber.

[raffitz]

It's orgasmic to watch YOU play it after watching Justine. She spent a whole EPISODE (10 minutes) to get through that little room you did in UNDER ONE FRIKKIN' MINUTE. I still haven't watched Simon from the Yogscast playing it, but I guess he'll be better than Justine as well...

[ultrazeen380]

i reackon simon plays it better but meh

[Flamingcritcs33]

Hank the turrets use the whole bullet, thats 65% more bullet.

[spikysam3000]

@Flamingcritcs33 per bullet

[spikysam3000]

@Flamingcritcs33 

[insoniac17]

Actually, my wrist watch is mechanical. So you can save the potato battery for something really important...

[Nani101]

"Moon cycles. Interesting."

You have no idea. Unless you've finished, in which case, you do. But yeah.

[ArentWeInAPickle]

The Laws of Robotics are as follows:

1. A robot may not harm a human, nor, trhough inaction, allow a human to come to harm. (Though that doesn't seem to apply in Portal).

2. A robot must obey all order by a human, except where such orders violate the first law. (Again, totally doesn't apply).

3. A robot must preserve its own existence, except where such preservation violates the first or second law. (Might apply, except the last part...).

[TheOfficialK27]

You remind me of wheatley.

[Zoro11031]

I don't think Hank should read the comments until he finishes.

[UnBoundBeatz]

Wont be your buddy for long....

[Zoro11031]

Hank, test chamber 4 was one of the first test chambers from Portal!

[deeleit]

HANK!! You do too know the Laws of Robotics, you've surely ready Asimov!??

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[freemusings]

It would be way better if you played this without having played it before....

[lizzyjones1018]

YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS GAME.

The swift turns and fast moving actions kind of give me a headache and confuse me a little but man I am impressed.

[vicky216n]

lol I love wheatley and his tricky ways

[lizzygal12]

The 2 dislikes are probably Justine and Toby

[Abbyrainbow1]

@lizzygal12 who?



[EbilWulf]

@Abbyrainbow1 Two other LP'ers who are playing Portal 2.

[TheHatOfDestiny]

@Abbyrainbow1 two other well known people who are also doing LPs of portal 2. But they are taking ALOT longer.

Like, ten minutes for each level.

[roorleper420]

@TheHatOfDestiny Isn't this Hank's second playthrough?

[TheHatOfDestiny]

@roorleper420 I don't think so, I think he did the beggining bit a couple of times because the recording wasn't working, but no I don't think so.

Unless you're thinking of when he played through portal 1.

[roorleper420]

@TheHatOfDestiny Ah ok I was confused.

[noelle549]

@lizzygal12 Now its 6!!! AH!!!

[SlipperehPuppeh]

Hank, you're the best person to watch play Portal 2. =D

[Roxassword]

i cant remember all of them but the main law of robotics is: (might not be accurate)

no robot may harm or be commanded to harm a human being

[Traynor106]

you are infintely better then ijustine at this game. Please dont watch her play it may cause mental trama

[DMCpawn]

I just beat the game ... BLEW. MY. MIND.

[maxell769]

is hank tobys brother

[maluse227]

@maxell769 no

[maxell769]

@maluse227 they sure ack alike lol

[maluse227]

@maxell769 not really hank is a massive nerd where as toby is just wacky

[ibite1515]

Every time I hear wheatly talk, I think of Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. makes it alot funnier

[TVsLPsandMovies]

Wheatly: Little jerk of a ball

[Confuseddave]

You can't portal up there because you only have blue portals and the orange portal is to high to climb into.

Also, you haven't alluded to one of the neatest things about the early levels of this game, which is that they're all carbon copies of the first testchambers from Portal 1 (except decrepit)?

[MyHandsLookWeird]

You do this in seconds, iJustine half hours

[KostaKrico]

08:22 "we flew, together!" immediately the lyrics 'you and I will fly out of this town' by MOM came into my head...

[vdwhans]

Sound of skype at 0:44 :D

[Linkcrc]

this guy play portal like its QUAKE...lol

[Bridie313]

Hank and Toby playing the co-op mode? Hugging and high-fiving and break-dancing with each other?

...

Only in my wildest youtube fantasies.

[JohnnMulder]

"wiiiiierd" - Hank

[jsredrose]

Ah, those sneaky androids.

[silverturtle14]

I find it interesting how both toby AND hank pressed the button on the left first in chamber 5

[beastEY383]

Oh my god. You are so much better than Toby at this. Thank you for not taking forever to do a freaking chamber.

[pivotmagician]

Hank, say "I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch."

[JaylaCucu]

1.1 volts may be enough to power a lot in the future. Things could get very effeciant.

[LoganRicha]

Hank got a lot better at Portal 2

[InevitablyInevitable]

I really want to play this game and I know by watching this I'm spoiling an aspect of it for myself but maaaan, it's almost more fun to just watch than I imagine it is to play, at least when you're watching (Listening) to Hank.

[DarlingxDestini]

I started singing Michelle at the same time as Hank. My life has been made. :D

[divinebijou]

'Please disregard any undeserved comments' should be a general life rule

[spongeyruler]

@divinebijou I think it was 'undeserved compliments' XD

[LittleVampirette]

Loving the new intro thingy Hank

[mith59]

How do you feel about the micro transactions attached to the game?

[TheHiddenbomb]

actually 1.1 volts is plenty if it's at huge amps

[bubblewandd]

Hank, you look like a genius next to Toby, and especially Justine.

[TheNinjaOmelets2]

@bubblewandd well......he is a nerd

[MRdaBakkle]

Hank watch Irobot for the three laws of robotics.

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

So according to those laws you have a case against the robots.

[mith59]

@MRdaBakkle Reading the books would be better. Of course the robots might have a case using the 0th law.

[DesperateActor]

Does anyone know what Jazz song that is, Cus Im totally loving the Groove!

[AlanShakles]

OMG you have restored my faith in Youtuber's game commentary on Portal 2. Thank you hank!

[AdrianCloud5513]

@AlanShakles Watch raocow and TheRadBrad for funny ass commentary :P

[Keouna]

Thankyou for showing me the murals! Nobody else shows them and they are a very interesting part!

[SaltEfhan]

I love you Hank! You are the best LP'er at Portal 2 out of all the ones that I watch.

[lomaigerz]

so.. her name is shel?

[SaltEfhan]

@lomaigerz Nope! Her name is Chell.

[lomaigerz]

@SaltEfhan Oh... how come i didnt know that.. oh well..