Meat Mummy - Epic Meal Time

[btz888]

he says beard licht-year :3

[tukahak87]

Fuck these guys know how to make my mouth DROOOOOOOL in a completely non gay way.

just saying

[SeraphimCramer]

Not everything looked fully cooked.

[pinkcatstar123]

POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!

[sdlittleboss]

@pinkcatstar123 mine too OMG!

[EpicDood11]

Hey uh @EpicMealTime how do you get the song that your using?

[684laa]

uuuuummmmm hes black

[Kel10ization]

@684laa You don't say???

[bloodgoddess13]

next hallowen im going to be sacuce boss! cause it is fuckin smart

[Protomanis]

Next Halloween I'm gonna be Muscles Glasses.

[temperance210]

i love u guys but have u ever heared of forks knives and spoons also that must be really unhealthy i hope u guys are ok

[LikeABoss2200]

next time we eat crackers damn where my soup XD lmfao

[Arod00084]

Muscles glasses got a serious tan.

[bigbadbradWILBUR]

Why didn't muscles take a Shot?

[Persistentdondiva]

that meat is nowhere near done lol

[ZFresh504]

@Persistentdondiva haha I noticed that. Bitches gonna die

[TheTrueFranchise]

fuck you dave

[TheIgnorantBastrd]

that bacon looks slightly raw

[FinnE334]

You can tell that when that tell you cannot. What

[YnotTonyy]

46403 people when as muscles glasses for halloween and 878 peoplw when as beard light year

[LKateG3]

I'd love to see you try be a vegetarian for a day!!

[BrendaTheDarkTorture]

@LKateG3 That would happen if they were paid youtube money cause I know i would!

[nerfgodfathers]

thumbs up if uve seen the parodys of epicmealtime by nigahiga and annoying orange

[teddybearlover994]

I think u guys drink to much acohaul before u make this videos u guys are f***** hardcore

[Minotaur625]

i think 1 day, u guys r gonna have a f***ing heart-attack!

[WhoaDom]

Next time, we eat Crackers LOL.

[xxrevoulotion]

The black guy looks like will.i.am

[xXCuBaNzXx]

im not sure. but i think the black guy wasnt really muscles glasses.

[jolady93]

awwnn where the real muscles glasses? :(

[hahajodog]

that looked delicious

[TheSpenny9]

@HelloXXXLonely it's because they don't f*** around when it comes to safety

[SonofRa47]

hahaha

the guy on the far left was loosing it haha

in the begining

[cgul32594]

Fuck you Dave.

[HelloXXXLonely]

Haha They said..."We don't f%^# around when it comes to safety"

[HelloXXXLonely]

They actually used gloves!! They ARE becoming more responsible..

[AznMiisao]

It will be epic if he could be my cooking teacher for a week :D

[TheSmokenn]

thats not a meat mummy just a jewish kid

[ruddyhuligan1]

i know who im going to be 4 halloweeen :)

[superevyn]

why call it epicmealtime when you should call it bakingbacon

[jessybark1]

creative shit

[Jcollectorman]

harley is wearing a buzz lightyear costumem and he says that musles glasses is a dumb costume? logic = not

[WillowLash]

I really wish Harley could've been my substitute teacher. ^^

[coliinn]

F**k muscles glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol)

[MultiPman]

LOL a kid at my was muscles glasses for halloween



[xPaperCreatex]

does bacon make everything taste good?

[MultiPman]

@xPaperCreatex YES!

[EBBLstudios]

Of course, you guys are my rolemodel, and I am nine:)

[sighteyed]

im all for comedy, but this is such a waste of food....i hate to be that guy but, people all over the world are starving...

[cfeegs]

@sighteyed ... stfu bro it wasnt like that food was gunna get donated to those starving if they hadnt bought it

[ParamorePoptart1]

@sighteyed I hate to say it but, it's not like you're doing anything to help.

[ThisDelilahIsBroken]

I WEAVED MY BACON!!!!!

[MadMickeyTV1]

I pull up this video and there is a biggest loser ad beside the video. lol

[Bobionsack33]

is there actually just one show, where you can see muscles and glasses eyes?

[soultookie]

luv you luv you luv you,but i'm really curious for one thing:how much money did you spend so far?want to know if i got the budget too ;p

[gmoneyxswagastic25]

@soultookie youtube pays them over $1,100,100 a year because of their nearly 200 million views.

[sonicawesomeness]

Did I mention you guys are crazy?

[CrazyTheDk]

lost my shit when the black guy said 'next time we eat crackers'

[BananaOfTehSky]

@CrazyTheDk And Harley ate Lunchables Ritz! :D SO TRUE

[Kyee71]

Can you say food terrorists.

[Sarahmajig]

Beard Lighchyear is pretty hot. 

[Niehart94]

Bright idea of the day: make a vegetarian watch this video haha

[reactiveMonster]

fuck off! hahahaha

[AlyssaBabeeSoFlyy]

I saw a ton of raw

[thedm786]

thumbs up if you think black muscleglasses actualy eats his food

[ellebelle9345]

he should've gone as blazed lightyear... geddit

[blacksupra001]

@ellebelle9345 yeah but your comment also made me realize he coulda easily been :Buzzed Lightyear" as well lol XD

[ljkurek]

anybody notice poop at 3:58

[Gedankenfurz]

mook is fucking trying to hold down.. but i think he laughed a lot, starting at 2:33

[Gedankenfurz]

i actually go as sawse bawse at halloween

[Freekheid]

Shit man, I'm actually going as Muscles Glasses at Dutch Carnaval.

[masterohalo]

that shit was so fucking raw

[youraznbuddy]

Buzzed Lightyear

[xXCoolanXx]

2:36 LOOKIN' FOR DEM SLUTS!!

[demonbeatbox]

This videos always get me fckin' hungry!

[coliinn]

Yo Sauce Boss! Are you suppose to be Buzz Lightning?

[katia919]

i love harley's costume <3

[2011eagleboy]

next time we eat crackers! lmao

[TrioThe3]

next time we eat crackers lololololololololol

[shadowknight539]

holy crap, dave doesn't eat as fancy in this one

[brentmichael251]

"lookin for them sluts" haha laughed so hard

[nightstrike77]

I always hear "Bacon Drips" at the end of the episode, so funny

[ashsmash666]

Is muscle ok coz he looked pale

[LoniganTheDragon]

this would make my vegetarian auntie throw up. XD

[GamerProduction261]

you guys never die

[lildjmix08]

so um who cleans up

[EMDelgado1221]

What do you mean you don't fuck around with safety? You fucking eat 20lbs of heart attack and diabetes every week.

[shanay105]

I luv harley and waz tht really mg???

[DjWilikers8]

Hahahahaha beard light year.

[WARLOCKakaTROLL]

@jimrobmicah get a life

[Luminoish]

I'm Gonna Be Sauce Bauce Next Year :D :D

[DnBGenie]

FUCK YOU DAVE.

[mylittlemongol]

"I'm fired up lookin' for them sluts. Lookin' for them sluts *slurp slurp slurp*"

[TheNinojack]

i hate you motherfuckers (not)

[habstein]

it should be epic MEAT time

[killanater100]

3:13 great remodels

[dakayemtee09]

I was just about to unsubscribe to this channel because it didn't start off with the bacon....thanx guys for bandaging that shyt off lol

[jimrobmicah]

Seriously, could someone drop the stupid jokes and let us know who the black guy is. Yes, he's supposed to be muscles glasses, but fucking seriously, WHO IS HE? I have been searching google for the past 5 hours trying to find out, and it is pissing me straight the hell off.

[issenterprise1]

f u dave lol

[SkiTZO715]

just found the real MusclesGlasses lol can you find him?

[kollegahsterin]

Is that very male or just plain disgusting? I'll go for...

disgusting.

[biffyboypro]

AHAHHAHAA LMAOO AT 2:30

[coconut4595]

i was sauce bauss for haloween

[2legit2quit554]

@gwap4008 Alex Perrault

[voicesinmehead]

the captions need to lay off the crack

[MetalheadMatt2010]

ah-whuddup meat mum-my!

[ChanSur87]

uncooked meat lmao

[2legit2quit554]

Thumbs up if you actually know MusclesGlasses real name

[holyjellyman]

@Itoasty098 watch happy meal time, that episode shows that muscles glasses is black when he was a child, SO ITS TRUE!!! ; )

[gamingbtc]

Anyone else love at 2:33 when Harvey basically goes crazy and does some robot shit with a gun, LMAO!!!

[Konradikill10]

oo a shishkabob

[cobenaisboy5]

I was probably the only one who was expecting a full sized mummy :(

[Ivaria]

@cobenaisboy5 Uhh, not?

[Thestinkycrevice2012]

Black Muscles Glasses: "Next time we eat crackers"

Ironic because white people are often referred to as "crackers" xD

[Itoasty098]

@Thestinkycrevice2012 I think they we're aiming for that bud.

[tmoffat4563]

got beef??

[nibs210]

I never thought i'd laugh hysterically at a cooking show...

I guess anything can happen when you got about a dozen muscles glasses

[SimonSaysWeCanParty]

awesome

[RUFilipino2]

if you look REALLY CLOSE... u can tell that black guy isnt rly him...

[EliteGamer47689]

@RUFilipino2 Well done sherlock.

[FluffysAdventures]

MAn watching this high is so horribels

[FluffysAdventures]

I was musclesglasses but then i took an arrow to the knee

[L2Dungeoneer]

@FluffysAdventures I use to tell skyrim jokes then I took a vagina to the penis

[mrtmasino]

fuckkk i was hoping muscle glasses was going to show up as sauce boss

[Doughboy1871]

Lol the lil black man

[LOCALH3R0]

FUCK YOU DAVE

[egleantine]

Some werd person at 5:04

[everette00]

LOL, Harley is drunk as shit when he greets the black guy at the door.

[GorillazFAN06]

Next level afterlife maneuver 

[BattleAxCourt]

I laughed so hard at the end. Next time we eat crackers!

[keeeeenaaj]

i get hungry...

[MrDunlopHD]

"I'm fired up looking for them sluts... looking for them sluts mhmghmdfghmf"

[WenzelTime]

I don't get it what's different about muscles glasses

[BA2568]

Yea... pretty sure some of that isn't fully cooked.

[NeoSpriggan]

I dont think the mummy was thoroughly cooked enough, very pink on the inside.

[terkmadugga]

@NeoSpriggan You can eat beef rare. Nothing wrong with it.

[AlvengPingPong]

The puff pastry at 3:35 looks like an Xbox360.

[mrRAVIOLIbag]

i was muscles glasses first!!!

[Tfrne]

Dude, I fucking laughed so hard when the black dude was supposed to be MusclesGlasses. This is the best episode.

[Mollypop1193]

racistness!



[SkylarkkTV]

I Am Starving...

[CCGAnubys]

You uploaded this on my birthday! :D

[SirHoboTheSecond]

Box of 17 pizza hot pockets... check.

Two 2-liter bottles of mountain dew... check.

A new channel on YouTube that I have never seen before called EpicMealTime... check.

Looks like I'm set for a few days.

[FstErThAnU43]

They are Canadian... Not Americans.

[samzana2]

I love this show so much, bug I can't help think of the millions of starving people worldwide an here we have fat Americans over indulging to unsafe levels for western pleasure. Still a great channel though

[Jduhbs]

@samzana2 they are canadian

[SFredColon]

@Trevor92Romeril Here at EpicMealTime we like our meat pink.

[zcsminecraftian]

862 people need to die!

[zcsminecraftian]

click subscribe IF YOUR A BOSS.like a boss

[littleerik325]

The AD was about EpicMealTime and Netflix :3

[Psytonix1]

He looks like a tall Zach Galifianakis when he's in his Buzz Lightyear costume.

[pancakesr2furtive4u]

lol teh ad talks about low cholesterol............

[Mclovin1ladizman]

The best part if this espisode is the constant duck or goose sounds

[Itoasty098]

But seriously who is the black guy?

[FrostyChrome]

@Itoasty098 That is muscles glasses :D it's just a good costume :P

[MercifulReaper96]

@Itoasty098 It's muscle's glasses, duh.



[TheSturdyGaming]

@Itoasty098 It's musclesglasses, Didn't you hear?

[KingCorn101]

@Itoasty098 Its their one black friend

[guitarguru210]

@Itoasty098 its black daniels

[GrayStudios]

Am I the only one that noticed them loop the same 2 bars of music for a really really long time?

[becca15xx]

ewwwwwwwwww raw meat!!!! n he ate it

[MaruCHanRamen1]

Imagine if they opened a restaurant

[perdedoronline]

@MaruCHanRamen1 , damn.

[bordombros]

At one point with all the swearing I thought I was watching the bird channel o.o

[ninjaness1]

Meanwhile in Africa......

[perdedoronline]

@ninjaness1 , hmm. damn.