crazy old woman vs telemarketer ( warning hilarious)

[Crazykids]

I heard appendix ruptures are a common side effect of telephone calls.

[ltsaint911]

5:14 - she is quite clearly possessed by a demon.

[FoxyGrandpa690]

1- I love Alex.

2- She just needs a hug. That's all.

[Strangetouch]

You are a rapist! My gf was gang raped!! Lol jesus talk about bat shit crazy.

[loungis]

Alex is dope

[liamnish56]

"I would like to here this play in court"

That's what the guy said and it's hilarious

[rmosborn78]

Gasp!!

[Veena0984]

I don't think she's been laid in awhile.

[mrbigdogdave]

She needs to get high lol

[XxElectricempirexX]

dude, whats her number! ? lol

[asiangangzter]

Soooooo....is this real?

[EBruns85]

I would love to have this crazy ladies number!! LoL

[dbkush]

You are a terrorist You are a murderer!!

[garvness]

this lady is bonkers man!!! She really has been through hell and back to have that many negative life experiences .... My god please bless this woman or someone just hug her!!!

[wwwonderful]

I think telemarketing is invasive. This lady is excessive, but perhaps she's cracked after her 20th call. Who knows? Alex seems very calm, and I think he is as exceptional as she is. Potential burglars phone to see if the occupant is home, ans elderly people are often anxious.

[MarySantinn]

@justgetmesone it's your. You're is you are.

[GJ3ful]

If this real, they must really be callin' her house a lot and they done got on her nerves to the highest. They do be callin'. Funny; but still a lil' wrong for her to do the way she done it.

[horselin1999]

IS this really recorded by the police?

[justgetsome]

This guy is smooth, the woman is nuts and should be committed.

[mattrjacobs52]

@Thesupersuperc You are complete and utter idiot. You should delete your youtube account and get rid of youre computer... You dont deserve such privilages.

[justgetsome]

@mattrjacobs52 ...it's you're not youre.

[Thesupersuperc]

Hey. That woman was trying to do as the police asked her. Give her a break and try to picture yourself from her experience. I'm sure you'd think twice before writing her off as some lunatic.

[poosaypirate]

SOME ONE MAKE HER INTO A SOUNDBOARD!! HELOOOOOOOOOOO!

[felixq78]

I couldn't resist,. this crazy old bag could be provoked so easily.

[16yearoldwhiteboy]

Thanks old lady Im definitely not going to be a telemarketer now, idk what it even is but still..

[TBMsGuitarGod]

The REALLY sad part is... this probably could have been a 2-4 minute call. But she just kept it going and going and going... By the way, there's always the option of HANGING UP ON THE TELEMARKETER. Easy, huh? Trust me, I am one. Happens all the time :P

[thefinalfrontier1701]

@TBMsGuitarGod But then it wouldn't be funny!!

[16yearoldwhiteboy]

Is this real or a prank??? Idk how he kept that calm .

[fffffffffff31]

@16yearoldwhiteboy They have to be nice, or they can get in trouble with there boss.

[iwearjimmyhats]

that doesn't bother me ma'am. long pause on the other end. hahaha woman is awesome

[beaverdex]

Lol! This bat shit crazy woman is hilarious. I'd love to rev her up! How does Alex keep from laughing?!

[melliedancer20]

okay... OKAY?????

[TheMasterFerrets]

btw i was drinking apple juice and it came through my nose XD

[Jennamomo]

@TheMasterFerrets so was I

[TheMasterFerrets]

lol huuuuuuuuuuuh you called my house alex haha is this real she has issues lol she says '' shit '' '' shit '' huuuuuh you ........( lol )

[sectorz33]

Thumbs up this comment if the crazy old lady vs telemarketer remixes make ROLF!

[sectorz33]

Hey i uploaded to Epic remixes of epic crazy lady a while back, lol.

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[aliasgirl47]

YOU CALLED MY HOUSE ALEX! HUUUUHHHHH!!! 1:39 (STRANGE NOISE) Shit! Shit! 2:26 People DIED!!!!!! Your phone will never stop ringing! (Oh, I'm really scared...not).

[blacksncommercials]

If this is real, she needs to develope coping skills for real.

[Ollychamberlain]

hahaha wtf

[princessbabe1313]

Everybody has a family mamn. :)

[tenspoonsofspin]

I detest telemarketers but I think I love Alex.

[Arborverden]

Alex sounds like Toby from The Office.

[Arborverden]

Kids, this is why you don't do drugs.

[helloasswipes]

LULZ YAR

[ssjGaara]

u should have said" ill give it to my supervisor" make some russeling and start speaking spanish X'D

[ssjGaara]

u mad brah?????

[bczmyr1]

So this crazy old bat called him worse than anything worth fighting for in Iraq? What about the other... Non-famous... Not dead yet terrorists..?

[vidsupquick]

turrets much?

[vidsupquick]

wrong it was someone telling her to pick up her dry cleaning

[Eseninetyone]

The bad thing is u cant hang up or u lose ur job

And this kind of calls used to be 1 out of 5 when i used to wrk customer service for a certain phone company

[IIAMEilrahc]

the best thing to do is to ask the telemarketer to hold

[simplekeepitsimple]

it must have been that time of the month

[caboose3649]

Telemarketers > Satan apparently

[LamboTheRagingBull]

Its amazing how well Alex takes it. Hes just like "Ok" "Yup"... "Ok". The lady has to stop a few times to think of what to say....

[sciencevsreligion01]

that was a mouth full.

[OfficialBraze]

She is so on the blob

[DS2652298]

this lady is dumb

[IBeCharles]

Alex seems like a very reasonable guy.

[LibnanGR]

Telemarketting worse than gang rape? Haha. Well, it can get annoying.

[jazdream22]

do you guys not have ex directory in the usa?

[Spetsop]

LOL She had her appendix rupture and knew people who developed hernias, died, had miscarriages and couldn't get ambulances because of the telemarketer calls?!?! LOOOL

I get the fact that those calls are annoying as hell... but she's a TOTAL PSYCHO!!!!! LOOOOOL

That guy handled it damn well though, ha!

[Riotmix]

What the fuck? .. This girl needs to get laid.

[thatguyovrthr1]

I hope this old lady doesn't have children, just end her horrible genes. let the world be non weird for one freaking day!

[pmarmoset907]

lmao

[TheMotionMan112]

YOU SON OF A MOTHERFUCK!

[CrimsonRage7]

She is possessed by the FUUUUUUUUUU demon!

[peckiledorf]

2 bad that old hag didnt die on this call

[MyChippy00]

That guy is extremely annoying..

[MyChippy00]

That guy is actually more annoying than she is.

[MyChippy00]

Who is that old woman in the pic? someone tell me

[MCSnicks]

best thing on youtube. Obama blows!

[royaldelight1]

All he had to do was hang up. Obviously she was going through a manic stage.

[LibnanGR]

@royaldelight1

Would you pass up this fun?

[theadventuresoffish]

this is awesome. LOL

[Dayzephrin]

Lol

[moldyskittle]

What a dumb fucking CUNT.

[lol69lol69lmao]

You are a terrorist. You are a rapist...lol

[xkristianx]

"Imma calm down now... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[qpsizzle]

"What an abusive... D:!"

[brosephstalin87]

I know some people think this is fake, but I work in a call center for a major company, and we really do get calls like this. These people are real...they are out there and they breed. I've had customers say they were going to shoot us, some of them say they are going to shoot themselves, and one lady actually said she was going to shoot my dog.

[darkthumb]

@brosephstalin87 I work at a call center too and I have placed orders for people like this before. There are horrible and psychotic people out there.

[Ankz9]

@brosephstalin87 Correct. I work for an outsourcer from comcast, and shit dude, calls like these are the normal deal every day, you get used to it lol.

[horseygirl613]

@brosephstalin87 I really hope your company keeps records of these calls, because it would make my day to see these people get brought up on charges

[KendallHartz]

@brosephstalin87 Yeah it always bugged me how people see something outrageous or silly and automatically label it as 'fake' and 'gay'. Like seriously...is it really out of the realm of possibility for something like this to happen? For a lady to go batshit crazy over the phone, at a telemarketer no less? The people who label stuff like this as 'fake' obviously lead very dull unexciting lives.

[VALASINET]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

[mrjasonsd]

Correction: exorcism! The crazy bitch needs one ASAP.

[mrjasonsd]

LMAO! Alex is awesome, so cool. This crazy bitch needs a shot of excorcism and a big shot of thorazine.

[jagarcia0705]

Spoony: Warning what follows is the most hilarious thing you ever heard, your head may explode!

But seriously, telemarketers maybe rude, but bitching that much is inexcusable.

[BlindArtists]

what a pain this lady is.

[MCSnicks]

was this in the news?? The fuck is wrong with this lady? Big Pharma is probably responsible.

[Darth814Vader]

I love telemarketers, they are so fun to fuck around with. This lady obviously is on her period though. What an embarassment haha

[BassBumpin108]

Well played Alex.

[ecfcheer214]

"THE POLICE ARE LISTENING!"

*5 mins later*

"WELL I'M ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR LAST NAME AND CALL THE POLICE."

So are the police there or not...?

[Chryseus8086]

Most amusing

[jessyrules1000]

i never thought i would laugh at rape lol

[jsDX11]

So telemarketers are worse than the taliban?

[Ninjabombify]

Vote Alex greatest person alive

[Chireks]

If people have died, or couldn't sleep at night because of the calls. Y U HAVE A PHONE?

[Budwick5750]

Dude straight up starts laughing at her! Haha Alex is my new hero, and this lady is insane.

[AJB2226]

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER? *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP* HAHAHAHA I love you Alex

[mdavis2604]

She doesn't sound that old... or crazy :)

Still, great vid.

[DarkEpicPheonix]

I would have told her that she's a mentally ill old hag and that I she's a wobberflumbleumpigus, and hang up!!!

[HamburgersWithFries]

Telemarketers = Best troll job.

[mastersovmusic]

Give the man a medal

[337semih]

David ! ? thats you isnt it , from cdi in Cali, cool as a cucumber :)

[Bearifly14]

Alex.... cool as a cucumber!

[cupcakedolphin]

At least when he calls people he doesn't scream at them and babble about them being a freaking murdering rapist for 8 solid minutes. That's one crazy bitch!

[koletski21]

BOO! This sucks!

[Purplecatsoup30]

"you're lying, you son of a bitch!"

"okay..."

LOL!

[lazlaz111]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thumbs up for the poor guy hes so nice(:

[alec887]

LOLOLOL, I'd be cracking up if I was that guy.

[TheOmgOwnage]

Women: do you have any grandmothers? guy replies: sure

haha funniest thing ever :L

[drugsarebadokaylol]

LOLOLOL AREE YOU KIDDING YOU DONT COMPARE YOURSELF WITH RAPE!!!!@!@#!@ omg.... wow

[sasannayeri]

"You're a lying cruel criminal"

"Ok"

haha!

[plasmaturkey48]

Thumbs up for the guy he handles it so smoothly....

[crashnburner187]

It's ironic how she's calling him a rapist, yet she has the most EAR-RAPING SCREAM i've ever heard.

[CuurlyBro]

It was actually dominoes ringing and saying her pizza is ready :/

[4DHDFilms]

"your a lying cruel criminal!"

"okay..."

hahahahahhahahhahahahha! :)

[BrendanDoigFilms]

Three people who have died.......Literally!"

[Skitsypoo]

"Rapist."

wat.

[Skitsypoo]

I fucking love this guy.

[ajw765]

Is this real?

[rea12326]

I HEARD A CLICK!

[YellowAsphalt]

I googled "death by telemarketers"......nothing came up.

[wardragonprime]

I used to be a telemarketer.

The moment you realize they are trying to sell you something, you should say "no thank you" and hang up the phone.

[IpodKill3r4]

2 options here.

1. DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE.

2. GET A CELL PHONE.

[rectorade21]

She seemed like a nice lady with a lot of wisdom. If I were Alex I would call her right back because it seems they got disconnected there at 8:51.

:(

[1helluvawomen]

So the real question is did she ever buy the 12 month magazine subscription to Todays Senior which come with a 90 day free trial to a prescription discount program? Just wondering..as you can see her medications are getting too expensive to pay for..Smh o_O

[Drewman319]

You are a murderer. You are a rapist. You are a terrorist. LMFAO

[MrVirtualweb]

Doesn't she know you can just hang up?

[UprootedEagle]

Apparently the reason she wants him to die is because he called people. I wonder if she knows that you can put your phone on silent.

[4everNintendoFan]

Alex is my hero.

[AgApE010]

This lady has been drinking alcohol.

The guy has been smoking weed.

Just saying.

#End Prohibition#

[jessyrules1000]

@AgApE010 hahaha for sure, and the lady is on anti-depressants know doubt.

[TheFreshmama46]

lmao #Boss

[violetviolets]

OMG..is this actually real? Can't be...lol

[prschuster]

This telemarketer is an idiot. Any smart telemarketer would have given up after a couple seconds.

[BushyX]

@prschuster Apparently this was amusing him

[prschuster]

@BushyX You're right! He has a tedious boring job and desperately in need of some entertainment.

[BushyX]

@prschuster How did you get that out of me saying that he finds this amusing?

[EllismoreCA]

I bet this lady is that crazy woman from Westboro

[EllismoreCA]

lol I love how he's so calm

[BRUINSKATER]

wow this guy is chill i wonder what his reation would be if he won the lottery

[xSN1P3ATTACK1000x]

XD hahahahahahahahahahashahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahaha



[nighrage]

LOL...I love Alex is so freaking cool about the whole thing.

[Ipikop]

u mad?

[ohshittkailaaa]

Well, now I know the dialogue I'll be using the next time I get a telemarketer calling(;

[slyrez]

"i hope they play this tape in court ma`m" hahahaha

i wanna hang out with this dude he seems awesome

[bellasummer3]

can i please have this woman's number? im selling her anything to be pissed of...lol

[IntroCutie]

My first name is Alex.. o.O

[crinoid1919]

hahaha... I think I was married to her once :P

[MegaUberMonkey]

Phone Call

Me:Hello?

Lady: You just called my house. HAAAAAAAAAH!

[Antherax0108]

you are a rapist!

[xXZombieHShotsXx]

Where do i sign up for a job?:)

[nydialpz]

lol..the guy is hilarious.........he is like ok....lmao! He said by the way we abide by the do not call list....she screams...aggghhhhhhh

[TheZestanor]

You called my NUMBER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[LakenVelder5]

i need this bitches phone number

[LakenVelder5]

lol



[UheReasin]

Lol insert Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder...

[yesaboutthemonkey]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[bajewyable]

...i think i deliver pizzas to this lady.....

[Iggerskates]

...not if i dont want to... LOL

[kieran2209]

My best friend is called Alex.... :'( Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[awesomekids05126]

if u r all by urself in a dark room and u watch this it is scary as hell

[DudeDark20]

@awesomekids05126 your probably just gay...

[GreedyKingGreed]

Calmest person ever

[WildNice]

This is funny. LOL. He's so calm and shit. poor guy, i bet this is a fun call for him.

[UheReasin]

@WildNice This is where you talk to these kind of people on the phone... stand there, and listen, and then when you're done you push yourself back blow out some air and say... DAT BITCH CRAZEH I'm going on break...

[WildNice]

LOL. He must hate his job...

[Abram2100]

Stupid. I'm going back to listening to Duncan aka frank Garrett. Search frank Garrett prank calls! That's some funny shit not thi bs

[Click0next]

LMFAOO I love herr I wish she was my grandma

[vedi1900]

fking shoot her head off!!!

[2foodstamp]

Lol die bitch.