Burglar FAIL

[paologuitarist12]

an ass on a hole

[haha13151]

Why does this seem to happen alot?

[TheSnake193]

thumbs up if you are portuguese and you know loulé

[chadberry75]

talk about..shit out of luck.

[Brainbox96]

He must really love glory holes.

[papantlaflyer68]

DAAAMMMNNN!!! EVEN AMONG BURGLARS BULLYNG IS A SERIOUS ISSUE !!!!

[SaEiTeaMuNime]

How did he lost his pants? Did someone raped him? :D

[kcirtap7921]

0:20 - 0:25 the chick is like "Should I cut his nuts off?"

[yoalexsaid]

0:20 "so I take my fingers and stick them where? oohhhh i get it now."

[noobman458399563323]

lol imagine if he had an itch on his leg xD

[Searcheur]

holy shit it's c ronaldo

[Searcheur]

0:22

"should i finger him"?

[Thekentkennedy]

0:23 I thought she was about to shove that hand up his ass

[R5H4D0W]

such a beautiful cop, wheres her paddle?

[Tomzinator]

How come he dosent have pants?

[jatistrongwood]

0:22 "should i put my fingers in?"

[Illier1]

Dear lord man...where is his pants???

[InfomercialRemixer]

He'll be in that same position bent over when he's in jail.

[CoolKillerClan]

my teacher whent in africa to teach a year and im and is friend where walking on the streat and a man came in toke is friend bag and run they dint know what to do but is friend who was from there yea to me a rober people came out of there house toke the rober and beat im up and boild im for a punition

[Acceleration3]

Oh my god. They said he got stuck for 11 hours. 11 friggin' hours.

[TheLegendaryJames]

@Acceleration3 Ha, good. Serves him right. That must have been boring as hell though.

[greenmile66]

Hope he got raped all night long by bums

[MrBrownns]

i wonder how many homeless people took a shot at him while he was vulnerable.

[kdreamland]

0:19 The woman looks at his ass then asks the guy if two fingers can really fit up there.

[MisoMisoXD]

*before the police comes, gay guy walks up* MMM....Free rape

[toddvandongen]

Did they give him a prostate exam too?

[snak3145]

0:21 should i put these in now or after we get him out?

[TheTristanvideos]

how did he lose his pants?

[DJZombiLincoln]

That guy stole my plan!!

[C50calFRENZY]

He's lucky that a gay rapist did not come along.

[RuckasNucka1100]

I agree with the woman, they should just cut him in half save some effort

[GlitchMasterSonic]

if at first you don't succeed, take your pants off.

[Team6OWG]

at 0:22 the guy or girl, idk is like "Soo.. How you want me to stick up my fingers like, a quick poke? or a long wiggle stride?'

Firefighter: "quick poke will do fine"

[ModernMadness]

The female officer was asking whether she could check his prostate while he was there.

[Jethro0815]

He wanted to be Alice in Wonderland...

[MrAvengedsorrow]

at 0:21 he farts

[jonbrood]

at 0:21 she says "should i put in 1 finger, or 2?"

[wakerzeco]

Portugal Burglers rule!! LMAO!

[rodec5]

he just wanted to get raped

[FuzzyHeroes]

Suprised Buttsex ='D

[YoungDre000]

in soviet russia, shoppin mart steals yu :O

[MisterPikol]

fuck

world is full of funny shit huh

[tuscaniGER]

0:23 looks to me like a prostate exam

[punbaca]

i wonder how many times he got raped

[Maruragakari]

In Soviet Russia, Shopping mart steals you!

[J2K2C2V2]

Supermarket hole plank LOL

[mp2611]

well if you're gonna try out bein gay theres no better opportunity

[milkshakes62]

he arse raped 18 times before tehy got there

[FullyNimble]

and while this guy was caught and had everyone's attention, his friend came and cleaned out the place.

[TheWhiteBankai]

lol the shop kidnapped him xD

[gamecubedude03]

This reminds me of the Beavis & Butthead episode where Butthead gets stuck in a pipe.

[crud42]

nice ass.

[Hahaokman]

If that was me I would poke his butt with a stick and say let me get it in baby..

[jcalamba]

Isnt there a front door?

[splashlog01]

Well who wants to go first?

[MrShinzuzu]

what if he farted in her face and like get her in a head lock with his legs.....talk about persistant

[Panqrata]

why is he just in his shorts?

[xSnakeBitesLOG]

This is in Portugal OMG T_T

[webk8]

I thought it said "Burger Fail".

[thegassify]

0:15

superman!

[porcus123]

IN PORTUGAL ONLY POLITICIAN CAN STEAL HE SHOULD HAVE KNOW THAT

[coltonslaughter]

image just walking and finding that



[2ant0]

Why would you break into a shopping mart when it is open, front doors work just as well.

[hazza22000]

@2ant0 if the front doors work just as well i'm not sure i'll be shopping there

[Henderson711]

@2ant0 thats what she said

[X5Exotic]

0:6 his jacket says LOUL

[oWildChildo]

0:22 eeni meeni miini moh, i wonder where my glove will go.

[Tobeconcluded]

Press 5. Getting ready for a prostate exam.

[ImlikeHIGHHH]

0:21 Prostate exam!

[aleeex321321]

0:19 should i stick it in there?

[Devrancan13]

imagine he's farting at 0:20

[guzsaj]

c'mon this may happen to anybody

[belandresjustin]

0:22 We need lubricant..

[gucorneta]

dat ass

[Wildabeast74]

689 people were naked stuck in a wall

[Finbix]

0.22 "cavity search?"

[phyllislanejackass]

what if he didnt even know anyone was watching him xD

[martinqn]

0:22 "got any KY?"

[allah211]

portuguese? right? it sounded really similar to spanish but a little different

[sampgarcia]

@allah211 yeah its portuguese

[sampgarcia]

@allah211 That happened in Portugal but the Portuguese spoke on the video is the Brazilian one XD

[GimpManify]

hows my ass look baby

[Cammygurl227]

Wow... they busted his ass.

[TechNineForLife]

Lucky that he didn't get stuck like that trying to sneak out of jail.

[gobears541]

@TechNineForLife That was one fo the funniest things ever written



[ilovesensi718]

@TechNineForLife lmfao

[speedenforcer918]

@TechNineForLife It took a while for me to understand your joke lol.

[derangedpranks]

@ 0:20 she's like "Should I massage him gently?"

[PeeWeesPlanet]

id tap that XD

[jfreeman021]

damn all i wanted was some bread

[OMGITSAPPLEZ]

Imagine getting stuck like that whilst trying to escape prison

[Joemamma69000]

How much is charged for failing and entering?

[LMAOX3X3]

I have to admit, he has a nice ass. LMAO

[cosmicorder2]

spank the idiot. $10

[123highman321]

nah, ide say she's offering to perform a prostate exam seeing she's got the gloves on

[ricardobraga89]

this is in Portugal i bet the guy is a gepsy

[bubblesbaby37]

who robs in their knickers?

[AVJR808]

Nice Burglar Pants?

[TehGmodAddict]

Sucks to be caught with your pants down.

[jessica33313]

hes cute

[LordOfYahoo]

Why are his pants off?

[Fluffypantsjr]

eww.. what if he shit his pants??

[doulikepanckakes]

Oh Brazil

[TimeCruiser]

@doulikepanckakes actually this was in Portugal

[wizard101personguy99]

@TimeCruiser really? because they are speaking portuguese from brazil >.<

[TimeCruiser]

@wizard101personguy99 the news cast is from brazil, but its in Portugal

[TheKaycen]

He'll fit in in jail. Can you say Andy Dufresne?

[StillInvalid]

A swift kick is well-deserved in this scenario.

[Thetrollmaster2000]

i would stuck a steak in his ass and watch stray dogs tear his ass out :D

[JoeBannanas123]

it would have totally sucked if a gay rapist came by.

[derangedpranks]

I think he shat his pants!

[eyedoctor91]

cutting him in half would've solved the problem quicker

[LavaLoom]

I was laughing so hard I thought my appendix would burst till it showed that whack brought to you by thing and I stopped.

[TheMuscleHamster100]

He's lucky some rapist didn't come strolling along

[hopper11995]

he has a nice ass

[bulletofdarkness]

The burglar was a Romanian though. I remember it from the news.

[bulletofdarkness]

This isn't in Brazil. It's in Portugal. The guy speaking on the video is Brazilian though, he has a Brazilian accent.

[mufc187]

brazil is such a gay country. even the burglars wear speedos to do a job ffs.

[zikadopantanal1]

@mufc187 country gay? gay is your country

[mufc187]

@zikadopantanal1 gay is your grammar

[onevideoaday11]

Butt rape FTW

[speedenforcer918]

when she did that scissor shape with her fingers I thought she was signaling,"Do we cut off his eggrolls?" :O

[mrexoticman]

woulda tapped that

[DjangoEX]

0:22 I think she's suggesting they shoot his ass.

[ProtectandServe21]

@DjangoEX Kind of looks like she's asking if she could have some baby powder for his stinky ass.

[bassieeee7]

@DjangoEX

hahahaha awesome comment

[DjangoEX]

@bassieeee7 ha i didn't even realized it was thumbed too the top.

[TastyBassist]

@DjangoEX I think she's suggesting using two fingers in his ass

[samon324]

@DjangoEX lolllllllllllllllllllll lamao

[Gromitdog1]

Good thing this didn't happen in san francisco or the punishment would be 'stiff'.

[TheAsianDude828]

He might fit through the hole if he took off the underpants.

[DEALERONE112]

Im from Portugal xD it was very funny seeing him in the news good thing some funny shit happens here :D

[123highman321]

girl at :20 asked "go in?" *does double finger movement*

i swear

[metallicatilldeathhh]

who breaks into buildings without pants?

[nightbysingapura]

@metallicatilldeathhh he didn't go there without pants. he got stuck when he tried to assault a market, and someone stole the guy's pants! :P

[OlCapitain]

0:21 was she just making a snipping motion? Know what that means :P

[XXFSify]

Hey, that was in my country!

[gearsfan165]

"are you okay in there?"

"I have to poop!"

[pwnagenick505]

At 0:21 the guy is thinking about fingering him.

[Mrmattbonn]

@pwnagenick505

"begin cavity search"?

[slipknot5567]

@pwnagenick505 thats a chick haha

[ListenToKimmi]

HES LUCKY SOME GAY HOBO DIDNT SEE HIM

[Metallican989]

i would feel srry if a gay rapist came up behind him

[R0O0FL]

@Metallican989 seriously? i'd laugh my fucking ass off

[alanthe2]

@Metallican989 i heard a story which i was told is true wherein a guys shoes happened to be thrown into a clothes recycling bin by his mates, these were his favourite shoes so he went in to get them and got stuck dangling out of the bin, his mates thought it was even funnier to leave him there until they found him the next day with his trousers and pants on the floor and blood stains coming out of his ass all down the back of his legs...nightmare...

[tubeXdivision]

@alanthe2 Ohh thats a bit of a grim story, and now I know never to climb in recyling bins!

[juniperlei]

@Metallican989 Gay rapist: *walks by does double take* SCORE!! (lol jk)

[Deathbringer3557]

@Metallican989 Rapist: Jackpot!

[DJwarproductions1]

@Metallican989 He be soo lucky the robber

[a2redneck]

@Metallican989 it would teach him not to drop the soap in prison.

[MrMendezy]

@Metallican989 I would laugh and puke then laugh some more

[qundertowp]

really wtf did he think was gonna happen

[senbenua1]

women says:should ı shot on his but

[FailDrummer]

LOL, he was ready to be raped...

[VigilantiPaladin]

lookin like a FOO witch yo pants on the ground.

[aceboon1]

gay guy walks by before cops show up.....o_O..... "oooohh christmas came early!!! ZIP!"

[jww893]

anyone else notice he is not wearing pants when in the hole but is wearing them when he is escorted out?

[hamoan66boi]

HAHAHA THE GAY GUYS AT 13 ARE LIKE "OOOOOh can we help him???" ROFLMAOZ!

[epok12345]

keep pressing 2 sounds like he said full moon...

[wolfywox]

Burglar: 0, hole in wall: 2. The extra point is for making the guy lose his pants.

[killerofporn]

press 3 that is the sound i make when i see a girl

[b0n3z3z]

That was easy.

Hell, I even typed this holding my breath.

[b0n3z3z]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[strongerproductionz]

@b0n3z3z LOL YES!