WTF - Laser Cheese

[masterblend100]

ahhh the Japanese are masters of advertising. What genius came up with this ad. Contrast that to the lame ass commercials we see in the U.S. that seem like they're done by 13 year old drop outs. Hmmm...

[RockStar51588]

And of course, this commercial is japanese.

[Polydor5711]

I love how the white people know perfect Japanese.

[Jeezloxxy]

The panda would kick this guy's ass!

[onexero1]

Why is there white people in this?

[jackbuttidiots]

.....rwj???

[od8bo]

FUCKING GAMESPOOT

[greyknight7]

why do japs use white people in their commercials?

[Zdude3255]

Nostalgia Critic: No, no. The correct reaction isTHE FLYING FUUU-

-From the Nostalgia Critic review of Tommyknockers

[BlueDragonFuze]

lol Japanese sounding white people rofl!

[MehTheBoy]

EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR NOW

[shikamarusgirl17]

LOLWUT

[MrLoadingscreen]

YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW!

[J90lude]

CHICHICHICHICHICHICHICH! haha

[hostrauer]

Man, I tried that exact same thing, and all I got was this hellacious restraining order. Stupid cheese guy.

[AlanSessler]

I remember this. And what could be sexier than a white chick speaking Japanese?

[pillroller88]

Dear Japan, Again? WTF?. Sincerely, the rest of the world.

[masterblend100]

@pillroller88 Stop saying that it's irritating. What do you mean anyways? It's a hilarious and catchy commercial. Do you guys have no minds??

[MegaBadMongo]

wat'd

[AmazonRiderRX]

I wish i had cheese lasers

[srpollisimo90]

japanese people, always finding new ways to rape our minds

[CodyTheGlorious]

lol lets store him in the fridge!

[oriramu]

CHEESE noodles ..A NEW breakthrough and japan thought of it first...damn

[nab735]

Awww.... my stomach xD

[Monsterist76]

Powdered Toast Man's arch nemesis.

[SALTyChipz]

Is this the Adventure of the Triangle Head Cheese Firing CheeCheeChee Saying Guy?

[jackthayer]

but will it blend?

[wawabooty]

How many fo you read the title and were like"OH MAI GAWD I MUST SEE THIS!!!"?

[yesrelationthesequel]

0:15 Oh shit!

[secatrimo]

great japanese for white people yay!

[foodlovingpig]

He sploodged in her soup!

[BlasttyBlast]

CumCumCumCumCumCumCumCum

LOL

[ministryod10]

CUUUUUUUUURRY!!! xD

[artinyyk]

This man won us the war against the Martians. Show a traumatised war hero some respect.

[heresthadude1080]

@artinyyk I'd rather be forced to polish Marvin the Martian's basketball shoes with eastern diamondback rattlesnake venom than hang out with a guy on shrooms dressed in a cheesy (pun intended) superhero costume that sneaks into the homes of single middle-aged women and shoots parmesan cheese out of containers in his sleeves yelling "CHICHICHICHICHICHICHICHICHI".­..

[101blazegurl]

R u sure this was in japan these people look American

[xXgoodbyekittyx]

Only Japan...only Japan...

[H3rM0sA123]

im afraid to open mah fridge 0____0

[Frogzor17]

Geez, did she pick a bad day to wear white.

[MrFFHN]

WTF!

[Gotmilk0112]

I want one of those in my fridge!

[armorgamsees]

omg constipation snuck into her house chichichichichichichichichichi­chichi!!!!!!!!!

[insanityisme]

What

[3rdmadfatter]

0:08-0:10 How did he get in the house?

[Menorius]

Did he say chi chi? Must be Goku, but that means: HIDE for God sake! xD

[bhermoth]

Chee chee chee chee chee chee chi chii chii chii chiia

[robotpanda77]

His friends know him as the famous cheese guy

[MrLotharofhillpeople]

THAT is one step up from having the Kool Aid guy blast threw your wall and saying, "Oh Yeah!" then offering you a tall glass of sugar water.

[verothix]

Why are japanese commercials soo weird?

[loveyoufolks]

@verothix , because if it is normal, everybody would change channels.

[VickyDuncalf]

Look! One finger fires that powdered Parmesan that smells of bum. The other does...cheese lumps!

[VickyDuncalf]

THIS MAKES ME LAUGH TIL MY SHOULDERS HURT

[sexyloures]

WTF?

how did he get so fast in this room?



[jarno27]

Yee...are you sure it's....cheese?

[monoperative]

0:18 - 'Eehh!'

[SquidWillis]

He just cheesed all over her curry.

[honey317]

more like jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz, jizz,jizz

[popazz1]

Oh my good god,lol,those carrrrrrrrrrrazeeeeeeeee Japanese,lol! It's like the domestic version of Endurance,lol.

[swordfightingspider]

Mr. cheese man is my new hero.

[lcpetersontube]

YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW!

[Mlocke69]

This actually looks... amazingly tasty

[komamorasajin]

JAPANESE COMMERCIAL ROCKZZZZZZZZZ!!!

[PrettyElectro]

i can do it with my penis, lol

[spitfireskater98]

i want pew pew cheese curry

[laserguy815]

lol at 0:16 it sounds like she said O SH#T lol and the chee chee chee chee chee

[Piroborian]

As weird as we think Japan is, maybe this is what they think we're doing over here. 

[DynomiteFX]

The cheese in the fridge has an ice cream boner? Fuck the what what is this I don't even

[OfficerNelson]

I had a job interview today. I sat down and immediately noticed that the interviewer had just finished eating lunch: chicken Cup Noodles. As the interview progressed, I kept seeing a man in a cape and an oddly shaped hat outside, but shrugged it off. Suddenly, I saw the man break through the window and begin spraying cheese powder into the now-empty cup through his gloves, yelling "CHICHICHICHICHICHICHICHI!"

The interviewer did not, nor did anyone else.

I'm pretty sure I'm not getting hired.

[DevinHades]

Now my life is complete.

[RIolumds]

at 0:14 she was like "Oh shit"

[themariobros45]

i love this stuff PEW PEW PEW.

[therhinoization5]

this is chuck norris's only weakness

[Joeystalker]

well dudes... I told you my dad was a super hero!!!!!! cheesie chees power!! pew pew

[omegx25]

PEW PEW PEW PEW

[thesnozerman]

ur mah new super hero!!!!!

[SniffaXxX]

This is just fucking amazing.

[rvbman47]

he is my childhood hero

[nickz777]

japanese commercial!

[CaptainOblivious243]

Wow.



[TheLamaguy89]

gggegggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggg

[fecalophagus]

Penis fingers?

[devineb0y]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[zooofknowled]

He jizzed yellow cum into their food, and they gulp it up like Africans drink fresh water. And no, I'm not trying to be racist, I'm black too...

[hoptop77]

i hate when people jizz in my food and now it turns out the Japanese idolise a dude who does this for a living. wtf

[PinkBerriesTV]

I actually under stood that ...lol

[tealizard]

CheecheeCheecheeCheecheeCheech­eeCheecheeCheecheeCheecheeChee­cheeCheecheeCheechee

[Obinjess]

LOL! It took me 5 minutes to respond to this because I just spend 4 minutes laughing so hard my stomach aches! This stupid video is going to haunt me the next time I'm in a serious situation where I am not supposed to laugh.

[toxicgirl494]

pew pew pew lulz

[kramer1lad]

laser cum

[eckojay2192]

"You can all stop staring now"

[Joernboy]

Love the pure, honest horror in her face.

[drchen054]

He can shoot laser seasoning with his fingers and yet he has to make sound effects with his mouth?

[FlameDragon1000]

It doesn't looks like he is wearing any pants.

[SuperLolcatz123]

(semen joke)

[SuperLolcatz123]

He has PENISES for FINGERS?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!

[chronicrossi89]

thats fucking nasty i wouldnt eat that .. cheese curry lol .. yumm

[RobbytheLion]

she must be lactose intollerant.

[Eleochess]

0:15 OH SHIT!

JAJAJAJAJAJAAJ

[gungasc]

CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CH­E-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-­CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CH­E-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE-CHE!

[iceyflames7]

Any one else noticed something, kinda disturbing at 0:20 

?

[PivotSeargentFS]

@iceyflames7 LAWL HOLY SHIT LOL!!!

[Quadroblitz]

@iceyflames7

No, what is it?

[iceyflames7]

@Quadroblitz

0:19

[Quadroblitz]

@iceyflames7

Oh, yea I just noticed it, is it that cheese wedge sticking up that's REALLY close to his groin?

[callofdutylover81]

checheche eat my cheese

[ConfineSilences]

Dont knoe how im gonna say this but...thats not cheees

[Auvrith]

That guy is my hero.

[Shadowfan4]

0:08 Cheeseman: ITS RAPE TIME!

[empv2]

ololol

[mtthwlacroix]

CHECHECHECHECHECHECHECHECHE

[legofigureguy]

zomg lazer chez

[omgicameonyerface]

I would've blown my load in that bitches soup too...

[jaberus2]

0:08 Keep clicking it!

[Blitz1The0Wolf7]

That would scare the crap outta me if I was eatin nice Curry when an awesome face cheese man pops in front of my window pumps it up with cheese then I say Oishi!

[pokercees]

american lady speaks perfectly japenese with satisfaction

[TheEiANDiWAYstuff]

I wonder... if she wanted cheese on her soup O.o?

[NoobyJumper]

Dear RayWilliamJohnson:

Please review this video, or I will take that pancake mix out of your bible!!!!!!

i am adopted

[i5Alex]

Send it to Ray!

[LUIGI2323FUN]

O SHIT! :D

[rahelswolf]

Raywilliamjohnson, where are you?

[katprincess929]

*opens fridge* Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi

[lalajossa]

2 days after cheese man is stuck in fridge:chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi...SHUT UP!!!

[violetblueberrys]

@lalajossa XD! why not unplug the frige and send it to the dump!!!

[HaloHawk739]

Americans that speak japenese... interesting

[thenamedoesnotmatter]

Wait, so he walks up to the window, she starts screaming, then suddenly he's in the kitchen? I feel like I missed a scene.

[SomewhatDisturbed95]

Wait... Was that a western family?

[captainleong12]

Who keeps someone in their fridge?

[THREECARDOZAS]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

[onvogmasaj]

theres moar flavors too!

[branza27]

All the asian ads suck like hell!!!

[Monkeyfish48]

0:17 she said "oh shit!"

[mattsterzindana]

@Monkeyfish48 she said oishi which is delicious in Japanese.

[KingVirmire]

I WANT LAZER CHEESE POWERS TOO!!! D=

[fwoshi]

chichichichichichichichichichi­chichichichichi

I think the Japanese just like making white people scream, because there are at least two other cheese noodle commercials like this where they make white people scream.

[hoptop77]

i hate when someone jizzes in my curry

[raptordave]

If i saw that thing id kill it

[iamloganharris]

@raptordave chi chi chi chohhhh..............

[KaylinJH]

LSD has to be free in Japan, maybe in the drinking water aswell...

[AliciaMD13]

i notice how most of these WTF videos are from japan lmfao

[502502]

IS THAT WHAT JAPANESE MAN SAY WHEN THEY EJACULATE?

[bluetreason]

@502502 no... But it should be that.

[LagBoy86]

i want Chi chi chi chi chi all over my mouth!!!

[hotelmario510]

That wasn't cheese.

[pokercees]

her voice is full of satisfaction

because of the delicious CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI

[PandaGirl912]

CHI CHI CHI CHI CHIC CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHIC CHI CHI CHI!

Woman: O SHI-

[FERW48]

I wonder if he's related to aliens from Scary Movie 3...

[himemiya1650]

Why do white people speak japanese, and why is that cheese thing in her fridge!?

[DaKrazedKyubizt]

@himemiya1650 yeah, and why don't their words line up with their mouths either?

[reconstructiv]

@DaKrazedKyubizt Wait a second! shes a phony! a big fat phony!

[DaKrazedKyubizt]

@reconstructiv lol. nice reference.

[pedinoway2]

@himemiya1650 its dubbed, read their lips,

[sykoskater]

hahahha chi chi chi chi rofl hahah

i like how everyones ok with a failed superhero at their window.

[urbanoxide2]

only from japan......

[tarantulady]

Oh fuck.

[RyanTheTuber]

I want to make cows with him.

[KKippei]

Cheese-man ownz ^__^

[L0rdsalamence]

lasercheese

[kaabidabar]

CHICHICHICHICHICHICHICHI!

[Disorganizer]

Nissin Cup Noodles are actually pretty good - but lasered cheese flavor wont be selling here in Germany for a LOOONG time i guess, at least not with an ad like this. People would think thats Ramen with Magic Mushrooms or something like that....

[berballadans]

he'd fuck up spiderman

[starsquid]

Oishi, it means "Delicious"

[Disorganizer]

@starsquid To be precise, Oishi means "tastes good" , while "umai" means something like "beautiful flavor" AFAIK.

[swords983]

they got cheesed!

[ChazJayHeaton]

i wish he was my best friend!

[TheTurtleLoungeTV]

Oi shi!

[MattTheSpratt]

You haven't seen the sequel to this ad.

[junenostalgia]

She looks so happy

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@junenostalgia you mean fucking terrified.

[BrilliantIrony]

This may be the Best. Commercial. Ever.

[romarc31]

MUST EAT CHEESE CURRY

[animalls10000]

I don't think I's want that ''CHEESE'' on my noodles :V

[SeitxiS]

0:15 oh-shi

[rapidistucfl]

chi chi chi chi

[Ikito23]

lol had to be the Japanese.. and the dude that speaks.. sounds like Kabuto from Naruto exacly

[SLjimbolian]

OMG, did she died?!

[Norgegutten]

OISHI :D

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

Wait, is that Japanese? Why is there an upper middle class white family the subjects?

[Jjjazzj4]

lmao

[ThatCoolGuy12]

I'll take 50.

[Whydoyoudosuchathing]

Argh, i gotta stop watching these, but i cant!!!!!!!!

[ReaperProductionzz]

pew pew pew

@ReaperProductionzz

your doing it wrong, it