Sh*t Americans Say to Canadians

[lilly5794]

Like who set this video up?...duh....and DUMB!!...yes I am a canuck....you Americans are so insular in all things

[leafssteen]

PERFECT!

[7Micha7hell7]

na na !!! incorrect canadians do have beer in their fridge little girl

[XxHOCKEYxX57]

I don't know anyone that says about like a-boot. thats the french in quebec

[michelleissocool]

that was surprisingly good.



[Next2Passion]

I Love the part where she's all beat up crying and say's, "I thought Canadians are suppossed to be nice". LOL i'ts hilarious because that happened to my two cousins who are from NY. When they where here they thought they were the coolest guy's in town... Harsh reality set in when they got into a fight. I warned them.. Sadly I didnt help them,.. LMAO :p What they deserved it!

[theredheadphones]

Most of the Americans don't know that Canada is a separate country, North America is NOT all US!!

[pcd6music]

thaty was actually pretty funny.....lol

And yeah...Justin Beiber is Canadian. I really wish I didn't know him =/

[zarglox]

@pcd6music the joke is do you know him personally

[pcd6music]

@zarglox and the joke here is I don't know him personally, but I wish I didnt' know him at all.

[converse4able]

This is hilarious and so true. No offense but some Americans are idiots when they talk about Canada.

[BowChickaWowMeekle]

I might be the oddball Canuck but the master bedroom closet is the beer room

[MrJustin711c]

i wanna bang this girl

[Ravent69]

I live in Windsor, and my favorite is when Americans come across the border and say "OMG! Where's all the snow?" in the middle of July! LOL! Living on a border city is entertaining at times!

[BtchGotTold]

@Ravent69 haha oh americans

[SarahRocks240]

@Ravent69 How do you think Kingston feels? XD

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

"Why is there no beer in your fridge?". Why is this part of it? I dont get why an American would say that......?

[JordantheLama]

you forgot "I'm sorry..." other than that, top notch.

[ZOMBIEPIXELS]

your forgot the famous one "do you know what YouTube is?"

[CherryBlossomRed08]

that was actually bear skin. That's right we Canadians tackle bears lol

[apenflexable]

I fucking hate hockey and I'm Canadian FUCK HOCKEY!

[KufufuResonance]

@apenflexable ITS NOT JUST ME! So, I'm not the only one..? :D

[ColorBlind4Life]

LOL ALWAYS THERE SHALL BEEEER

[willichief93]

Canadians are all afraid of the dark.

[doyouwannacookiee]

I'm American.This makes me feel stupid even though I've never asked these questions...

[GLGCRZY]

We always have beer. Even if we don't drink it. It's still there

[NenaElf]

Lol I love when she makes fun of americans making fun of canadian accents she has a canadian accent xD

[peanutbutterjayme1]

Canada for the win, btw we do sat ehh we do always have beer in the fridge and id wear that plad shirt with the beeni haha

[TheLaurenlights]

I'm Canadian and I love watching this lol

[MsPurplesquid]

I for one keep my beer with me when im riding my polar bear down the free way to my good friend Justin beibers igloo :)

[jsf333]

That girl in the videos hot.

[glitterify07]

when i went to visit my grandparents in the us and i went out with my some girls i knew there and we met up with some of their friends and when i told them i'm from canada they asked me: "do you speak canadian" i waited for them to say it was joke but they didn't so being the sarcastic person i said only when we ride our polar bears.

[Cannibella]

Or, shit Americans say to Minnesotans.

[sandurzful]

Incorrect: We always have beer in the fridge.

[Nexusin]

@sandurzful outside in the snowbank works well too eh

[FPUGUY]

@sandurzful yeah i gots a few in my fridge

[BrokenButterfli483]

@sandurzful Incorrect, we have a fridge specifically for beer.

[churchthemc]

@sandurzful and it's always 10 times better than american beer too!

[WickedEarthlings]

@sandurzful More beer than actuall water, Molson Canadian ;)

[zarglox]

@sandurzful My exact first thoughts

[alexcandy1411]

I'm hilarious and I found this Canadian.

[mcstay99]

sadly that is pretty accurate of questions yanks have asked me.

[haygar1]

I'm Canadian and found this hilarious

[ScrewLSU]

@HaillePie Oh shit guys get me the morphine, I got called an ass. XD GFY fag!

[kikaching888]

Canadian is so, like, not Americans...

[seekndez]

Fuck america eh

[Ottawa193]

Personally, I sit in the corner awaiting hockey season to start again. What's "summer?"

[DerrickGodin1985]

@ summer is that long weekend in july when its just sleet instead of snow

[ScrewLSU]

@thebishopandthedice ...but actually you should be spoiling them because they're "TRYING!!!" (They suck at it though) to be non-Gaynadian. US is better than Canada at all! Not to mention the worst team in every Co- country Sports League/American Sports league is better than The best Canadian team, except the NBA & MLB since the whitiest teams there are Canadian (Blue Jays, Raptors). Hey but don't get me wrong I like the Maple Leafs. NFL, NBA, MLB, & NHL are the best Football, Basketball...

[HaillePie]

@ScrewLSU ass

[MissAtirma]

@ScrewLSU What is going on with your English? I don't get if you're saying America's better than Canada or the other way around...

[FearTheImpaler]

I LOVE FUCKING WITH AMERICANS SOOOO MUCH

[BuzzLightyear620]

"omg Justin bieber is Canadian..do you know him?" haha

[LAXSTAR675]

Us canadians lax in the summers and hockey in the winters and I have never heard someone say Aboot fucking retard

[missangelgirllovesu]

Yeah, I keep my polar bear in the underground igloo. Hah, you thought there wasn't an igloo... but it's underground. We got you Americans good :P

[ScrewLSU]

Go home, we dont hate taking others in the The US, but we we dont like haters.

[ScrewLSU]

My Final word, BTW Canadians dont bother replgying to my comments, Im simply going to delete your comments without even looking at them. Anyways back to my Final Word, Canadians can GFT becase you guys are from another useless, jealous, ignorant, overy-sensitive/reacting idiots, cant-take-a-joke-ever-involved­-people, heartless, ungrateful countrys/or continents out there along with Asia, & parts of Europe.

[ScrewLSU]

@TayRayGro your the dumbass who can't use correct grammar. Haha I man-handled your slut mother with my dick until she cried, tell her I didn't pay her cheap ass, because she did horrible. I did all of the work that fat ass couldn't do.

[pixelhunter0]

theres no beer because its all gone

[16maggy]

funny cause it's true

[saba24rox]

I actually say eh a lot... ahaha.

[clockworkorange9th]

I don't know about the rest of my fellow Canadians but I keep my polar bears with the ski doos in the car igloo. 

[dancininmyundies]

@clockworkorange9th I send my polar bears back to the arctic in the spring and ride my moose instead.

[TheBeliber4evar]

@clockworkorange9th nah, i keep those in the garage

[Jonasluverch]

lol im canadian and this is hilarious xD is this polar bear? LMFAO

[ohaiitsshhhharris]

i live really close to canada, i'm french canadian!

[LelaDebutante]

This is soooooo TRUE!!!

[TheGenRayco]

@LelaDebutante no its not.

[TheGenRayco]

@LelaDebutante no its not.

[JamesDeanIcon]

i love love love love love love canada

[lightonwater95]

"Justin Bieber is Canadian...do you know him?" When my sister went for a soccer tournament in the States, she told me exacly 3 people asked her that!

[LovegoodLuna77]

Nobody's ever said this to me, but if this is steriotypical canadian, I am one.

[stompdown299]

tim hortons hahaha



[nonstoprofling]

I'm not Canadian, and I don't personally know anyone who is, but this made me laugh extremely hard lol.

[TheGenRayco]

@nonstoprofling im canadian and i didn't laugh once. 

[nonstoprofling]

@TheGenRayco Well, lucky for both of us, that's not my problem. I'd say you either have a horrible sense of humor, or you're just being a stubborn ass because it's about Canadians. I happen to think Canada is really cool, and I've always wanted to move there. And it's not like us Americans are picking on you. Go ahead, make one about Americans. Chances are I'll think it's hilarious, because quite frankly, we're all losers and freaks. So, you're life will be perfectly fine. Have a nice day.

[gabbiee19]

You can totally hear her canadian accent. lmaooo

[NIKEstickER]

... you ask canadians why there is no beer in there fridges? honestly makes no sense

[swtypiii]

you forgot one...

U-S-A! America #1!

[TayRayGro]

@swtypiii no. USA 23543543543543 dollars in debt... fuckin dumbasses hahah

[TheeRaineStorm]

(Shit Canadians say to Americans) Yeah our health care system is great! you should try it sometime! :D

[Kaatellynnn]

@Alinthebest

And I hate you fucking asshole...

[TheY2kstudios]

I love Canada but WHERE IS THE RUSH QUESTION!?

[mysticmack]

american girls always ask if i know justin bieber, i tell the hot ones i do :)

[SoulUnavailable]

Americans. The world's favorite eccentric assholes

[missasley12]

like if your canadian <3

[oogalaboogala555]

YES! shaycarl shirt! hahaha

[GoLeafszGo]

Hahaha true brains of americans

[Cheerleading157]

they make Americans sound like fucking idiots. haha

[LittleLavoie]

Tim Hortons <3

[Carrie48512]

You forgot "you guys spell colour and favourite wrong!!"

[MultiHemmy]

its DUMB!! Check out the "Shit canadians say " video.Its actually FUNNY!!

[IsleyyB]

Why are all the Canadians pissed off about this video? It's Americans making fun of Americans....

[ariannadelacour]

@IsleyyB I'm Canadian...so I found it hilarious...I don't get people getting upset about this...have you ever searched up stupid canuck questions - go to canuckabroad...it's hilarious...

[matty4roxs]

Americans are so inferior to Canadians

[lifeisgolden41]

@matty4roxs lol that's a joke right? people forget Canada even exists a lot of the time. y'all are so irrelevant.

[voodoforyoubitches]

LOL AMERICAN'S WHY DO YOU HATE ON CANADIANS SO MUCH? LMFAO 

[voodoforyoubitches]

@voodoforyoubitches Because we really could care less about you americanos

[chickiboo585]

you guys are so dumb.

[chickiboo585]

americans are *

[MrMikegyo]

im sorry this isnt even funny lol

[DBird23]

haha im canadian and went to school in the us...i swear this girl lived next to me in the dorms lol

[penney1414]

I FUCKING LOVE CANADA



[Vwolf3]

I live so close to Canada, some of this even applies to me; especially the hockey references. =.=

[tekren6]

Canadians are just as arrogant and cocky as Americans.

[TheDaleDenton]

@tekren6 And you got that from.........where?

[Maquire12]

im canadian but not offended but to get her back id fuck her so hard 8========D ()

[XxAddicted2BieberxX]

Ohmygod people stop hating!! I'm Canadian and proud. We have amazing music, wonderful food, free health care (had to slip that one in there), and also beautiful scenery and mountains and more. I would never want to be American because I love who I am.. People need to stop being so over-sensitive.

[KentArmstrongRealtor]

@XxAddicted2BieberxX All cool but our healthcare is anything but free. Have you heard of taxes, and out here the BC medical which costs me over $60 per month. Yeah not free. There is no such thing as free healthcare.

[MrStefanVidovic]

@KentArmstrongRealtor well, 60$ per month is a small price to pay if you injure yourself skying and have a 500 000$ surgery.

[TheThirdoftheFifth]

@KentArmstrongRealtor You guys ahve to pay 60$ im medical costs!!!! dayum!!! in quebec we pay nothing!!!

[KentArmstrongRealtor]

@TheThirdoftheFifth Yes and that doesnt include benefit coverage for prescriptions etc. My point is, medical coverage costs me almost exactly the same whether I'm living in the US or BC.

[TheSGTMamba]

I dont have that accent I speak like u

you would made syrup if u had maple tree

I prefer mcdo then tim horton

I dont play hockey and its not my favourite sports and u guys play it to

Yes its cold but what about Alaska? ho i forgot u Americans dont even know Alaska is part of ur country...

I have tons of beer in my fridge

And the list goes on and on, want me to do like u but with redneck and Americans? that could turn things around and i can do that easy haha but not enough space in 1 comment

[xXPsycho4UXx]

@alinthebest u can stfu bro ight I'm Canadian I'll kick ur ass eh ? Wat u talkin aboot eh ? Haha

[alinthebest]

@xXPsycho4UXx haha :)

[bekaah1997]

Lool I'm Canadian and I pissed myself at this video, I don't know why you guys are getting all upset... this is so fcking hilarious... and sorta true:$ LOL

[applebaj]

"why're you storing your beer in your fridge"...

wtf doesn't everybody do that?

and yes i am canadian

[RockstarDrinkz]

Its funny cuz in Georgia some kid asked me if we have black people in Canada. I was just like o_o ... no...no we dont..just eskimos. He believed me.

[DennisTist]

this is completely inaccurate.....theres tons of beer in my fridge

[alinthebest]

i hate canadians!!

[TheSGTMamba]

@alinthebest ur dumb

[alinthebest]

@TheSGTMamba yeah? well ur canadian!

[storeprankcallers]

I'm canadian and live in L.A. This is my life

[toin9898]

I honest to god had someone congratulate me on being Canadian once.

[tarzancankid]

check shit say to torontoniansPATFAMOUS

[CenaSux2007]

IT AIN'T SEAL OR BEAVER... IT'S OTTER!

[ABOM420]

Because Canada has like 5 cities. U.S.A has what, 30 cities the size of those 5 cities? then 5 cities 5 times the size of Canadas 5 cities?

This means its not as easy as, oh Ontario is full of nice, white, organized people, but Nova Scotia is a hell hole.

In America everyones just a heaping pile.

when you see us on the internet,

its like walking into a dog pound.

just remember the dumbest, fattest, loudest dogs, are always the only ones you hear barking because they are really the minorioty

[OceanSkate401]

@ABOM420 you're an idiot.

[unklejamia]

@ABOM420 r u fucking retarded man? minority of what? most racist country in the fucken world? go cause more shit in the middle east, and you guys wonder why people like osama attack you, fuck the usa. everyone in your country are cocky fat fucks

[ABOM420]

@unklejamia

You're a fucking moron.

Read it again, I was reffering to my country, and the dumbasses insulting you.

But you just proved Canada has people equally as fucknuts retarded.

Thank you sir

[ABOM420]

@unklejamia

and dumbass,

Canada is responisble for a discustingly high amount of Iraqs casualties,

and has a beach on D-Day just as big as ours.

You two little fuck heads in either country can bicker and moan all you want,

confuse what we the real say all we want.

its fine because I know not everyone is a complete retard.

[TayRayGro]

@ABOM420 you spelled discustingly wrong, so you, are the dumbass

[TayRayGro]

@ABOM420 are you actually fucking retarded?

[MrTeeleer]

lol, why is there no beer in your fridge, thats funny cause Canadians have the best beer, and have more of it then americans.

[The420chimney]

She's not American because she's not fat.....

[bmxsandiego1]

im canadian and i find it funny as fuck, its so true

[FLYINGCOOKIEMONSTERS]

I'm American and honestly I wouldn't want to be Canadian but I would want to be French. That would be cool.

[rocknrose8]

@FLYINGCOOKIEMONSTERS why...

[ABOM420]

@FLYINGCOOKIEMONSTERS

lmfao 

[rastalovexo]

in the summer i homeless because my igloo melts. eh ?

i love being canadian

[ScrewLSU]

@thebishopandthedice Oh God, you stupid Canadians can take a hole because you are/always have been/always will be overly-sensitive cunts. Its funny because you act like you don't want to be Americans, when in reality you prey to God and all holy that you were born atleast past the border between Canada and The US. I bet you fuckin' ignorant ass, useless, Canadian fairies punish your children for trying to be/fit in with American(s) (They shouldn't though, its a waste of they're wannabe time)...

[MrJdude15]

@ScrewLSU haha your hilarious. We don't want to fit in with americans for 3 reasons. 1. We like to be healthy and not have the highest obesity rate in the world. 2. We have an extremely beautiful country and share the second biggest country in the world with 1/6th the amount of people USA does. 3. We don't make statements like what you have just written making our country look retarded so good job on making your country proud. haha.

[Miron510]

@MrJdude15 spoken like a true Canadian,

[ForsakenReaperr]

@ScrewLSU Ah the canadians...their the over sensitive ones huh? I smell a hypocrite.

[FatFred2U]

@ScrewLSU That's so true. Once a Canadian kid graduates from grade 2 or learns to count past ten without taking his shoes and socks off, no way the poor bastard will ever think like an American. What's the point of living if you can't rent a trailer (from cousin Billy Bob) on the edge of town with 7 broken '73 Caprices on the front lawn?

He may as well take a puck to the face and lose all of his front teeth, that way folk's will, at least, think he looks and talks like an American.

[TayRayGro]

@ScrewLSU Americans are fucking retarded. hahahahaha.

[theshinlim]

Tim Horton's is wonderful! Don't hate, appreciate

[heirofscipii]

im canadian and i find this offensive and funny at the same time now im off to make igloo's!

[jordorose]

AHHHH! Absolutely LOVE this! I love being Canadian :)

[SrgntProtector]

there's no beer in the fridge because that's the upstairs fridge. the downstairs one has the beer. plus our beer is like 10 times stronger so Americans, don't start.

[tiajohnstonis14]

" omg lets go to tim horton's " <3 !

[wileib1]

Yeah that's right jerkass! And if you ever so much as THINK about making fun of Canada, I swear I will ride down to your lame American city on my polar bear and kill you with my lumberjack axe!

[djsecrets1]

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[cynner13]

I love Tim Hortons!!

[alzz0]

Red neck daughter , she so dumb

[thebishopandthedice]

Wow Americans have no idea haha at least we have a reputation for being nice. And I've never heard any of my fellow Canadians say aboot, ever.

[Dannnnnie]

I love this! I get asked all those things all the time whenever I visit my family in the states! Hilarious!!!

[x0x0AnnaCx0x0]

lmao! I get this all the time.

[sunflowerkisses13]

I read something about milk in bags, pretty sure I'm Canadian (yup pretty sure) and I have never heard of that..

[Detroit313Loyalty]

The only part about this video that is accurate is the part about asking why there is no beer in the fridge. As for canadian's beating up americans? haha no. maybe a guy beating up a girl, that would make sense

[Spudst3r]

The milk in bags thing is only an eastern/central Canadian thing, we don't have that in the west!

[overlution]

LMAO @ 1:06 ask members of wu tang for more info lmao!!!

[suchabitchmyass]

its funny how i get asked that so many times when i go to america

[livelaughlovebug]

My cousin, who lives in Canada, has a friend who knows Justin Bieber

[livelaughlovebug]

I'm American and just got back from Canada...

[gr3ener]

@thugly921 I have to correct you. Completely inaccurate because Canadians don't talk to Americans.

@gr3ener copying my joke ... what a surprise, Canada trying to be like America.