Diary of a pilipino

[NewCSK]

there is a little bit of truth and a whole lot of creativity.

[arevalodenny]

thought he said money grown on black. i was like O.o say that again? hahah! proud to be filipino! YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[alexiswhaa]

BATTONS! BATTONS BABY!

[myiphonerocks3gS]

Funny! Right in target with the fob accent. I like the end too where he emphasizes the big words lol.

[AceManiac11]

LOL @ basketball game

[StriveProductions]

too ruffascot stop being so sensitive and get a sense of humor haha

[salacrenan]

mga pre pinapahiya nila tau rate nyo 1/5 this vid is a crap

[thefallenone600]

@salacrenan

omg u even made the english part sound filipino" this vis is "a" crap"... i love being filipino LMFAO

[salacrenan]

@thefallenone600 what?

[ronaldambrosio]

nakakainsulto yan ginagawa mo brod! kung nahihiya ka sa pagiging pinoy ay tumahimik ka nalang, wag mong gaguhin ang accent ng tipikal na pinoy! nakakaloko ka!

[rheaMDC21]

making fun of FILIPINO people? mmmmm.... not a good idea.

[ruffascott]

you shadap! hahahahha :)

[POBOX23946]

GAGO! HAHAHA!!!

[amspec11]

nasa us k lng eh..

[silfication78]

I still dont know what he's talking about??

[joojm]

ahaaahaha.a i remeberd this video from like 5 yrs ago. its still so funny!

[gdelapena04]

mukang holy crap hahahaha =,=

Iffurt daw hahahahah

whum?? hahahahaha whum i was toking? hahahaha

[MrKrispers26]

makukulit!

[crazyjr4]

ay kabayo

[guineapig101]

uhh my gulay !!!! :)

[000ZetyN]

Ur amazing! so many funny parts! PILIPINO PIRDE, BAABYYY!!

[47zencreative]

It is Pilipino when I say it in the Filipino language...

English: FILIPINO

Tagalog: PILIPINO

I am from the Philippines so I KNOW!!!

[momokoSHikeigo]

wee ?

[watsupmofobro]

"But dis one, holy crap I have to tell you."

Hahaha

[IAmDiannee]

yess

that part is hilarious!

[zezimaiscool300]

its filipino not pilipino

[kiingrandom]

well my friend

if you kick in the filipino accent

its actually pilipino

[zezimaiscool300]

ohh yea ur right!!srry

[filipinaah]

its both -wink wink- -elbow elbow- :D

[gruntkid10]

lol

[xtna2530]

makalipay ba himuong kataw-anan ang uban? tubaga daw ko. dili ko kasabot ana gyud.

[semiramisme]

jcvd hahahah

[moskii2009]

haha

[banappless]

HAHAHAHAHAH, i love it.

[BoLenChow]

TWO BUTTONS

[emoboyforlife1]

how many chairs do u know with buttons Every1 speaks english here Street Fighter Alpha ya. U think u know but What the hell why is it so dark in here. Philippino pride

[shortygrl301]

yay!!!!!! Filipino pride!

[stefharder]

ayos sa tsinelas a

[jorellguapoh12]

durr durr,,, hash has may bebe boy!

yo meking me crying mann!

ehhee

[rawkicks64]

this iss freaking funny omg i am also a fillipino

[Luckyazn0513]

holy crap man! hahahaha

[wtfitsrichard]

let me tell you i fill the sugar fields,take care of the caribou, and lots of farming! holy crap man

[cyther39]

uncle Rolando jones!!? your high man!

[cyther39]

until the sugar fields take care of the carabao.. man!

that was F*$^ing hilarious!

[cyther39]

Holy CRAP MAN!! lolzzz hahaha..

[y0sefb0i04]

u think you know how your fathers wifes sisters brothers uncle rolando jones XD

[FlippiFlippyDolphinz]

crracks me up!! hes soo cute!!

[juicydoubles]

ala ka bang iba ma gawa? lol...

[one1twenty2four4]

"but dis one. holy crap i hab to tell you."

LOL

[xang3lis]

lmfao buhttonns babay buhttonns xD

[realgangstalol]

money grows in plants! roflmfao

[janai21darius]

almost funny .....

[janetdumaicos]

at first he sounds funny but on the later part its kinda irratating ....good joke!!!

[princegean]

Hahahaha! You sound more of an indian. You are cute though. lol

[pinoy124]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!

astig.. xD

[pjsallday012]

bwhahaha

[NasirellieSpice]

LOL! you're awesome dude!

[tobymvpstar10]

hahaa..

battons and ehspeecial.

howly craaap

[brix05]

how can you be a filipino whe you dont know to speak the pinoy language tol.. hoy gising..

[ranaair]

of course he speaks the pinoy language listen to his accent

[DestroyerXD]

How can you tell? Dude, lots of Fil-Ams can copy that accent. You just can't assume he knows Tagalog or some other Filipino dialect cause of his accent.

Sinasabi ko lang yan tol. Wag kang magalit ha? =]

[SiopaoPau]

Just to provide some extra insight...I speak English with a British accent but I can still speak Tagalog fluently with the Pinoy accent too...so you can't really tell either way...it depends on the individual person i think

[SiopaoPau]

Just to let you know that my comment was directed at the whole...he has an accent so he must be able to speak tagalog convo...

[juicydoubles]

he is soo not fil-am...

[zeroxstrife250]

I know really, I wanna see an FOB do a diary.

[meme143]

BATTONS BABY!!! TWO BATTONS!

[billy9brugess]

You rock man!

[jederss]

fuck YEAH!

[RomiDizzle]

dis guy has too much time on his hands.funy tho

[poserette]

put a little bit of EEport. :)

[LoryBear10]

OMG thats exactly how my father is

[chordedkat]

yay tagalog!!! PILIPINO PRIDE!

[poloandtsinelas]

ay nako!! nakakatawa talaga 'to ay nako!!

[tensai7]

he reminds m of my cousin...... they talk the same way you go pare!

[AsheliaEverblue]

he's cute isn't he?

the appearance, the accent, the abs, everything!

^_^

[Pashizzle23]

ang hilarious sha

[Pashizzle23]

berr hard to make a living here

[Pashizzle23]

u think u know but.... i dont know what the hell is goin on here y is it so dark here

[boiinkerz]

HAHAHAH that was so fureakin hilarious!

[BluSakura808]

OMG!! this is awesome!!! xDDD mabuhay guys! lol

[ramous13]

buttons baby! LMFAO

[roorensu007]

pakaulaw ra ka

[bjandcel19]

BATONS BEYBI, BATONS! HOLY KRAP!

[jeya2332]

cool

[ceesupbeesdown]

money does not grow in plants!!

[jacqy650]

poot a leetle beet ab effort

[zacluver67]

dis is so awesome!!!!

I am proud 2 be filipino!!!!

mabuhay!!!

[WierdIguanaBoys]

holy crap men its hard to make a libing

funny

[yellabastid]

Great, great American-Pinoy comedy. You're like a young Rex Navarette. I don't think too many people can truly appreciate this type of comedy unless you're an Americanized Filipino.

My only question is whether that's your natural accent or if you're just exaggerting it & speak 'F-erfect' English.

[crimelords]

shut up bro you sound stupid

[hanster227]

uh, dude...it's a filipino accent. :)

[Manangdi22]

The Filipinos who came to America before your parents spoke English with an accent like that and you make fun of them? shame on you kids! you will never be speaking English without accent if it's not for them ... your parents would have been back in the Philippines planting camote. ANG YAYABANG NINYO!

[Arnie252]

FILIPINO PRIDE!!!!!

[cleversmynamee]

hahahahah woww this made me choke on the water i was drinking when you were like "OH HOLLY CRAP MAN IM JUST VERY TOUCHY ON THE SUBJECT OF MONEY BECAUSE it its bery hard for me" haha woop woop filipino <3

[trishiwishi]

lmao reminds me of my tita who is a nurse who started yelling at a co worker for telling a secret..."who didjoo told it to? ha? who becaws i did not told it to eenaywan! so who is it you told it to? didjoo nut know its kept seekrat you hab to keep inside!" goood times. You guy are freakin genius.

[ako6ng6ninja]

aii nako !

talagang PANNY si ikarus9o9 !

& mahal ng chinelas mo, ha ?

xDDD

< 3 it !

[imcrazyalot]

I can still do that I can still you know jump up and then jump xDDDDDDDD Filipinos pwn all n00bs

[pheonixflame491]

playing basketball in chinelas! all day!

filipino pride

[TaoProductions]

best filipino accent ever

[vimags]

anong ispisyal halatang halata hindi kamiganyan magenglish yung may filipino accent mga bisaya may accent na ganyan ibahin mo kami sa luzon siguro bisaya yung mga magulang mo yung school sa bisaya iskol

[alternative1988]

ok, this just pissed me off.

bisaya is my first language, and i can speak way better english than all the "luzon people" i know who stayed in western countries more than i have. and i'm not even bragging!

stop discriminating your own race! and avoid thinking that you are better just coz you speak tagalog. it's ridiculous!

[LaIslaBonita79]

bat masyado kang defenssive?

and why are you blaming it to the visayans...?

hello okay kalang?what seems to be ur problm with our kababayns in visayaz? Juz who the hell do u think u are? F**** B*****

nakakahiya ang mentality mo.

you shouldn't comment things like these AT ALL.

[4ValOr]

Playing ball in chinellas's.. TRUE FLIP!

[lolhax3]

lol i did that too!

[chiickaxo]

LMAO

thas funny haha, filipinos all thaa way (:

[VaniLLaBelieve1000]

Haha all the americans think that money grows on plants!

[gracefullyhappy]

Dude you're punny!

[gleam1212]

2 battons!

[bandieraa]

So freggin f.o.b. lol...

[JeRmAiNe5376]

HOLY CRAP MAN!

[joshntequila]

BUTTONS BABY.

[alexiswhaa]

lmao

[JessaAnne27]

LMAO! money does not grow on plants!!

[aread09]

to pinoyducky: yea thats true, im filipino and i make comment about myself so its not really racist. and btw, its filipino for english and pilipino for our language ^_^

[almazan227]

Actually, pilipino means that you were born in the philipines. Filipino means that you were born in america.

[dnn99]

aread09 is right.

[Bannaclip]

u think u know but u have no idea.lol

[mageline]

i never get tired of watching this. :)

cracks me up every time!

i'm a fan! haha

[Kuya1991]

dude eben when im not trying my accent kicks in randomly i lub it

[shotartist]

Filipino accent = the best/funniest accent in the world

[legof2]

WOO! Go Filipinos! (I'm one too ^^)

visit my channel!

[alexiswhaa]

lmfao full size guitar...

[PinoyDucky]

filipinos love filipino jokes. even of them selves. and others. ya. this video is not racist. DONT BE RACIST TO FILIPINOS. or is it pilipinos?

[gekkethai]

its very hard to make a libing here :(

LOL

[gekkethai]

haha great

[islacebu]

sayang maganda sana concept.. the thing is, bro, do more research will yah... you're not using common words we normally use here.. hahay.... kaya maraming galit sa yo eh!

[ikarus9o9]

really now. too bad i didnt make this vid.

[m3t4ldude]

Holy Crap man! Two Paking Battons XD gj Lulz attack!

[museaficionado]

the idea behind the video is very obviously not racism lol... filipinos LOVE making fun of themselves. and other filipinos. and their accents. and pretty much everything. show this to pretty much any filipino and they'll love it. so don't worry, be haffy.

[aznbballer15]

they think money grows on plants holy crap man!!!

haha ROFL

[jaerniemo]

well, i don't think this video is racist. all the guys that make these videos and such ARE filipino, so i don't think they'd do anything offensive to themselves. haha. anyway, i've seen all their funny filipino vids and im filipino myself, never took one thing offensive. I EVEN MAKE FUN OF MY PARENTS BECAUSE OF THEIR ACCENT. i even laugh at the way how us filipinos do the weirdest things. but that's how we filipinos roll and we aren't really willing to be racist about it=]

[Amvbeginner]

who the fuck are you!! being racist!!I bet you don't even have a penis you bading

[svlirio2001]

good question? actually they're not Asian coz Filipinos have small dicks. let me warn you white girls do not date a filipino guy. if you don't wanna ruin your sex life ok.

[trainingninja]

Yo hahaha u must have met a half japanese pinoy hahaahah! not 2 common the weird thing is u slept wid him hahahahahahah!!!!!!!

[jgotangco217]

wow bored, i figued out the guitar part hes playing, its 8,7,5 on the 5th string lol

[Eeyoree05]

LMFAO. hilariousss. HOLY CRAP MAN! money does NOT grow on tree :P lol

[spykyAKAspike]

you think yo..... i dont know what the hell why is it so dark

[Franiie123]

BAHAX33

[xltlx]

HOLY CRAP MAN! Why you have a video of VAN DAMME!!!! Hahaha!

[jgotangco217]

put a little bit efoort, rather than a little bit of money....HOLY CRAP MAN lol

[djoecsawper]

he's faking it but thats how filipino's talk XD

[djoecsawper]

XD flip pride yson

[X6Joemama6X]

yea thats not how they talk im Philipino. is this vid supposed to be dumb?

[BboyTeabags]

um... yes they do talk like that.. what's up por dats hah?

[topoy6]

some filipinos who came from tha they country and been here for quite some time, they think they know a lot of stuff... they feel they whiter than white, blacker than black and does'nt even think or realize where they came from... also to all races... a very go0d example is this guy on tha video...

[rachelle2160]

isn't that racism??? well my mom is from philippines and at work when her patients ask to see the boss, which is her, they dont like how she's asian and show it.

[topoy6]

wut is racism on these comments??? you didn't get tha point...

[topoy6]

not even a single word of all tha comments here talks about racism gurL but only tha word "racism" from your comment...

[trainingninja]

WTF? u serious its suppose 2 b freedom of speach depends if she's in US or not though

[xDIEsukex]

BUTTONS BABYYY

[timeznewr0man]

stop this meaningless banter..jus talk about the video got damn it yall need LIVES holy crap

[purplemonkey754]

hey is that how you really talk? hehe so cute...i think you're just pretending..xD xD

[playapimpinballa]

FILIPINOS N SAMOANS right, even some of there vocabulary is da same as ours(i don't wanna get 2 much into this so if u wanna argue about if filipino are PACIFICA ISLANDER or ASIANS holla at me on my page) duuuuhh(we DON"T hav whit/YELLOW Skin.. as a matter of fact were more brown than MEXICANS.. n dat's all i gotta say..

YEEEE!!!

[playapimpinballa]

N last but not least we are PACIFIC ISLANDERS it doesn't matter if were IN/NEAR ASIA.. tell me... wen u look at a filipino n a samoan n den u look at a filipino n a chinese who looks more similar............

[playapimpinballa]

dats y u c alot's of filipinos dat dress black(n there is nothin wrong wit dat.... ne waizhow is a filipino supposed 2 dress like in america?? wut.... white... psshhh. who gives a fuk how filipinos dress like, people gotta stop bein so god damn judgemental)

[playapimpinballa]

ur homiez in ur house.. filipinos hav da best hospitality n work ethic, dats y so many different racist want 2 marry a filipino..

n filipino niggers(1st of all Ya'll really should'nt be racist n be callin black people niggers, stupid ass fukfaces)filipinos are'nt trynna be black, it's jst dat so many filipinos are brought up or raised wit or around black people(for example DALY CITY/SAN FRANCISCO)..

[playapimpinballa]

1st of all if there's n e ASIANS dat r hain on dis.. ya'll jst mad cuz filipinos DON't hav PUNI ass dicks like ya'll(HELLA TRUE)Philippines iz a bowl mixed with several of other racists ESPECIALLY SPANISH).. n who sed dat we dirty?!? WTF.. actually if u do wanna consider us asian we are 1 of da cleanest asians/race on dis earth.. who you know hav parents dat welcome

[playapimpinballa]

oh hell nah.. wait, wait, wait, hold up everybody first of all.. dis comment i'm about 2 make is'nt directed 2 nobody, it's actually 2 ne body dats hain.. or da comments i disagree with.....arright,

[tessa275]

his right ur in America and everybody should speak English ,im proud to be Filipino we are so self oriented. have fun dude.!

[bbmm1598]

what the heck is wrong with you

[bbmm1598]

omg

[boninok2]

walang kang game ba

[Jericho213]

Is it ReaLLy FunNy To Make FuN OF fILiPiNo ImmiGrants Who Barely Speaks EnGliSH?

[FilipinoSpy]

its soo true u americans r very waste full!!!

pinoy pride!!!^.^

[Asian6606]

yup...im wit u 100% of da way man....

HEY AMERICANS...WALA KANG BAYAG...

[pinoi1]

2 buttons baby

[ilovexbox3]

i bet i watched this like 30 times already!

[notae5]

you think you know but you porgot

[seanbautista4]

parang ramon bautista hahahaa

[EnchantixPower]

nice ha! so barry punny to da aujience barry PUNNY!POR REEL!!!!!!

[geenieroses]

BUTTONS BABY!!

[monsiee]

dude, that sucked. bad impression. and kind of insulting.

[Unclejulius87]

streetpayter, dat is a good wan. japsrong! fiisst! ishort porward. rawon house!

[EMOLOVER217]

soooooooooooo funny !!!!

[pillsburystyle]

you're kinda cute.

[27fatima]

lololololoolool

so funni