Lance Armstrong Confirms Comeback

[retr0llz]

Bro, try this

watch?v=wvzDHGLEUyw

It's a nutritional cure to cancer

[MrNodzilla]

You'd better get yourself full of steroids and god knows what else, since it's probably the most drug riddled sport there is ! Well , apart from WWF !

[mex3017]

its ridiculous how many people think they know him when they have no idea what he whent through he had less then three percent chances of surviving and he came back and won the tour de france

[u368]

You can check on discovery reportage about Lance's cancer and you can heard Lance's doctor saying he had 50% of recovering!

Clearly far away of 3%

[chrisbear08]

@u368 Or you could read his book and it says less then 20% douche...

[u368]

@chrisbear08 I never read the books of liar like Lance, I prefer listen to the 2 doctors who had Lance as cancer patient! Both said 45% !

Idiots would believe that Lance were more right than his own doctors.

[mistav899]

let's c how he goes without doping

[SchleckFan]

hilarity ensues

[no1burger]

I saw some guy in the gym I train at wearing a shirt that said "Live Weak" I was so pissed I couldn't even look at him. Lance is my role model for athletics, and I was really mad when I saw that shit.

[ladieu1]

@no1burger awesome.. i want one.. thanks for the heads up

[connorgow]

@no1burger Jeez, it was a fucking shirt, don't you think you're overreacting?????

[NickDiaz209]

fuck ya live strong!

[Entropy56]

He will have a Mike Tyson ending, I'm afraid.

[DubDubProductions]

lol?

[SmileBit299]

No way in hell he wins in. His team may win but he is far too old to be anywhere near the top. He sucks.

[GeorgeKurai]

Age is only a number.

Don't let it haunt you.

[jpredaina]

I'M SOO STAYING HOME FROM WORK TO WATCH EVERY DAY!!!! I was waiting for lance to come back the next year show up on race day and be like "hahahha, I punked all you guys you think I'd quit? ha"

[themiln]

Cancer has been dealt with, clinics are forced to work south of the border in Tijuana because of big drug corps influencing AMA.

Research Dr Max Gerson for solution to Cancer!

[stalinik]

Go lance, i like you, you are the best ciclist in the world.Thank you for this great news!

[goldcola321]

It will all end in pain, these guy's need to known when to give it up. We think your great Lance but this is the wrong thing to do.

[ArtDevelopmentFilms]

I LOVE YOUUUUU LANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mlkworld]

great news Go for it Lance I am a great fan

[Slimcase85]

Great news Lance!!

[mililaniguy]

I used to be a fan, until I realized what an asshole this guy is. In real life, almost every Austin local that has run into him has said he's a st8 up arrogant dickwad.

[lionelmessi929]

Totally agree with you mililaniguy, I couldn´t say it better.

[lillelusker]

your the best!

[nodeal117]

He's not coming back to race. he's coming back to BUY the TdF. Welcome to hell, Frenchies!

[lionelmessi929]

let's say this, Americans can only win in their Hollywood movies, that's why they are all so fake and arrogant. And Denise7872, you american bitch, only my daughter of 3 years old, is as clean as a whistle, hahaha.

[Denise7872]

Lionelmessi929- I'm aus Deutschland Sie Arschloch. Ha Ha. Loser!!!!!!

[lionelmessi929]

Oh sorry, I mean German bitch than.

[Denise7872]

I'm male fuckwit. Lionel, bahahaha, want phedophile name. You fondle your daughter you sick fuck, you'll get caught. You're such sperm drinker.

[lionelmessi929]

I mean in a matter of speaking about my daughter,fucking nazi.But I cannot blame you for such a language because you´re really a retard,you sick fuck.Anyway,I didn´t know that it is allowed to have internet in a mental hospital.So that´s good for you.By the way,your mother sucked my dick very well and I came in her mouth and she swallowed everything.I even get money for that,so thanx to your mother.

[schnezza]

Bwah ha ha ha!! Sooky la la. Ha ha ha. Go away loser.

[Denise7872]

Lionelmessi929, Schnezza is correct. You are such a Dick. Lance Armstrong has won 7 in a row. Say no more. He's clean as a whistle. Your a retard. Adios. WELCOME BACK LANCE. SHOVE IN THE FACE OF THE JEALOUS LOSERS LIKE THIS ONE.

[lionelmessi929]

fuck you americans,australian. you are all wrong and so naive. NOT i am the only one who thinks like that but millions of Europeans think so. L.A. is a lying, cheating doped up motherfucker. That sucker gonna loose of all the Spanish riders such as Contador, Sastre, Valverde and so on. SPAIN RULEZZ you jive ass motherfuckers. FUCK USA AND DOWN UNDER. You are all bunch of cocksuckers.

[lionelmessi929]

schnezza, if you believe Armstrong is clean, than you have to believe that I am not only the pope but also the president of the US and France at the same time. Hey cocksucker, if you believe in fairytales than go watch snowwhite and the 7 dwarfes, you arrogant piece of shit, go fuck yourself. By the way, how can a man WITHOUT balls(!!), be a man after all, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha. Alberto Contador, Carlos Sastre, Alejandro Valverde are now the kings of the road,SPAIN RULEZZ

[lionelmessi929]

great dopecycling,arrogant motherfucking asshole. I hope he looses this time, Fuck you, Armstrong, stay at home, seek your balls. you´re FAKE. If he didn´t use doping like he always said than I am the pope.

[schnezza]

Lionelmessi929, you're a loser from all of us here in Australia. You know he's always been clean, so give the guy some credit. He's been the most tested athlete on earth and what did they ever find? NOTHING. So you and your comments can crawl back into that first dark brown hole from the back of your neck.

[lionelmessi929]

fuck you too,schnezza. I am not the only one here in Europe who thinks like that. All over Europe, people are realistic. A lot of people for example in Holland,France,Germany,Italy,S­pain say that´s impossible that you can win the Tour de France after a long period of a deadly form of cancer. So must I believe and with me a lot of Europeans,that he was clean, I don´t think so. A few years ago, doctors found some samples of nandrolon in his urine and blood which was taken at the first Tour.

[partylwc]

hmm; how to say this. who really knows if its possible to win the tour de france after surviving cancer without drugs. I mean hes the only athlete i know who survivded cancer to come back and be on top of his game for so long. I honestly think armstrong rode it clean, heck im almost positive it is possible to win the tour clean. I ride a lot and honestly i ride best when im completely clean( though i will say recovery is hard; you have to build up muscle which takes months.

[merou35rennes]

the JOKE 2008 !!!! Super(drug)man is back!!!

[Fanfanlatulipe85]

How dare you criticize his performances?!? Lance is the best and will always be. Go Lance, Livestrong!!

[merou35rennes]

naaaa not only amrstrong but all of those pathetic cycling champions. It's a fake sport and lance is just the king of cheater!!!!!!!

[baredd79]

How about some cheese with that whine?

[reebbeer36]

Michael Jordan retired and then came back and won a few championships, so I am absolutely positive Mr. Armstrong will do the same, except he will be winning the Tour de France instead.

Good Luck to Lance this year!!!!!!

[tiaguinhucardoso]

schcris fuck you

lance armstrong the bezt

[schcris]

HIIII the question is: with or without dopping??!!

[SirJazz]

what a stupid question? of course with! everyone is doping, its nothing new or special. just dont get catched by the Tour

[gmspeedfreak]

please let me ride your wheel up the mont vontoux

[mauricio8285]

amazing man! you're the best,

GO LANCE!!

[nato10207]

Hell yes!

[jeepcreepbikerdude]

Yea Lance is BACK BABY!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!

[McCainTheTurdburglar]

I'll never pull for this McCain supporter who is pals with "Dubya". I hope he gets crushed and the French boo him.

[Laoch111]

Way to go Lance. Go on and win that eight Tour de France. You are a legend.

[RichJBarry]

Can't wait 4 his return. GO LANCE!!

[ice1leopard]

YEAH! Finally some good news! He'll be back, so one reason for me to watch the Tour again! Go Lance!

[holyhay9]

Go Lance!!!!

Can't wait for 2009!!

[sexyxel]

There's something sketchy about this...

[tostokke]

I can't wait..

[bikelover1980]

amazing

[NickBVK]

GO CADEL!!