@Frab2001 Now I say "No its not." and you say "Yes it is." What are we on the playground at preschool? Go away now, you've proven worthless to talk to.
YOUR making fun of the way somebody looks? Yeah, nice comb over!
Wow, doing his joke in reverse! Brilliant(not)
Your like that other guy who keeps reposting "Atheist Owned" videos except he just puts a NOT in front of Owned. They are exactly the same except he inserts NOT. Atheist want you to quit making them look ridiculous..really, its sad.
@Frab2001 My hair is parted at the highest point of my hairline, showcasing my baldness proudly. You really need to a better grasp of what a comb over is.
As for the humor, such thing are subjective. I'm sure you know many don't find Cook funny either, but he's there for those who do, and I'm there for the much smaller group who enjoy what I have to say. Something for everyone.
klfly..... big solution to your problem .......... STOP WATCHING DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... .. .. KLFLY... JUST STOP WATCHING DANE COOK.. UR VIDEOS ARE TAKING UP SPACE IN YOUTUBE... .. THEY DAY YOUTUBE IS EVER CLOSED.. IT WILL BE CUZ OF UR POINTLESS VIDEO... ...
@calicmb25 ..... big solution to your problem .......... STOP WATCHING KLFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... .. .. CALICMB25... JUST STOP WATCHING KLFLY.. UR COMMENTS ARE TAKING UP SPACE IN YOUTUBE... .. THEY DAY YOUTUBE IS EVER CLOSED.. IT WILL BE CUZ OF UR POINTLESS COMMENTS... ...
@Calicmb25, just so you know, it hurt to cut and past that without fixing the spelling and grammar. If you're 13 years old or younger, stay in school. If you're older than that... well, remember to change water in the mop bucket regularly.
ps you fucken haters are talking shit about dan cook because he told you off and the truth hurt i bet you a million buck if dan said he was athest or turn athiest you would all think his the great comedian
I could write you a scathing retort but nothing I could say would make you look as bad as you make yourself look with that illiterate scrawl. You didn't even get the man your defending's name right. Hang your head.
@TheSusietv His name is DANE Cook.... If you think he is so amazing learn to spell his name right along with everything else you failed to spell correctly.
Dane Cook is just fucking annoying. The man has 4 or 5 funny jokes TOTAL. Beyond that, he either just makes odd noises and becomes REALLY LOUD, or he mispronounces something and all the women in the audience scream. It is so fucking annoying watching one of his shows. And in real life, he's a douchebag.
@kkbarrelracer I frequently spell a word wrong or miss some punctuation but your scrawl here is so cryptic that I can't discern what you think you're saying enough to even respond. You can try again if you must, though I wouldn't miss you if you just went away.
In a world where Dane Cook is a popular comedian and every punch line to every joke is "what the fuck?!" I would imagine it's pretty hard or, at least discouraging, to be intelligent or even intellectual and a comedian. But there are still a few of us who appreciate it.
That... was... ORGASMIC! Every freaking word, right on the dot! You nailed, sliced opened, disembowled him, AND THEN eviscerated the leftover pieces with your scorching tongue and razor-sharp mind.
Okay, honestly it sucked, cause first off Dane Cook told the story in a grocery store, and second off, it went way longer then that...so you're obviously faking it!
@kkbarrelracer Obviously faking it? It's a joke. It's a silly response to Cook's story. Of course it didn't really happen genius. Congratulations on cracking the case. Of course, you could have just looked in the description but no, you hunted down them clues like a regular Sherlock Holmes. I am in awe.
@kkbarrelracer Wow... Think much? Comedians tell jokes differently a LOT. I saw the clip of Dane Cook's moronic Atheist Sneeze joke where he told it at a bus stop. Get a clue.
wow man your not funny, sound like an idiot, come on. you wanna hear what it would sound like on the opposite side of the computer from you SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I liked Dane Cook's Tome Cruise skit and pointed it out to someone. The person then went fairly extreme, exposing their obsessive love of all things Dane Cook. I knew there was something wrong and they were just stringing me along. Good video klfly.
Dane Cook just isn't funny, I think he relies more on "theatrics" delivering his punchlines than them actually being funny. And yeah, you know it takes him 2 hours to get that 5 second hair look.
yeah this wasnt really funny. It was dry... unanimated. I understand the point was to show the others perspective, but it was definitely a fail of "epic proportions", as Cook would say
I couldn't give a rat's patoot about Cook's religious beliefs, but I gotta say he strikes me as an idiot and a butthole, start to finish.. and how anybody could find him even slightly funny is beyond my considerable imagination. Rambling, witless stories aren't funny, pedestrian observations aren't funny, smug Xtian twits aren't funny. Dane Cook - not funny. Anyone who bashes Cook - alright in my book.
I too always found this part of his act a bit too much.
Its hard to offend reason, so I wasn't offended in any way lol. But he told the joke in a way that made it seem like he out-smarted the dude. Had he used any other subject, the joke would of been just as effective and not made him look dumb.
Now if Steven Colbert were to have done that same joke. It would be genius. For obvious reasons.
Sorry Bro, I don't believe you really met Dane Cook like that, I'm no Christian I'm kinda in between Agnostic and Atheist, but I still think Dane Cook is awesome lol I'm kinda like his character, I got the hair('cept it's purple) and i'm the kind of random chick who talks about random things like that when i'm bored, but either way his stuff is funny....yours wasn't, sorry bro
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx No need to be sorry. Comedy is subjective, glad you found some that you like. And of course I didn't meet Dane Cook, it's a joke.
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx you cant be in-between agnostic and atheist all that agnostic means is you don't know and nobody knows so everybody's agnostic plus he said the situation was fake just imaginary in the description
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx Gnostic = Knowing that a god exists. Agnostic = Not knowing that a god exists. (Knowledge). Theist = Believing that a god exists. Atheist = Not believing that a god exists. (Belief).
For example I am an agnostic atheist. I do not know of any gods and I do not believe that any exist.
@JayJayAbels Good thing there are people who actually know what those words mean. In fact, I'd say that most of the openly atheists I've met(if not all) are, just like myself, agnostic atheists. Yet, most of the openly religious people I've come across are gnostic theists. Go figure.
"I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist." -- Ricky Gervais
aaannd btw im christian and idk bout the people who are bugging you bout your beliefs but the christians i know wouldnt belittle you and comment negatively to your. just saying
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Not funnu at all. I don't really understand how people can be atheists because there is so much proof that the events that occurred in the Bible are real. Ignorance I guess on the most part
@guitarrbabe What do you mean there's proof? There is not and cannot be any proof. Belief is an act of faith, you believe despite the fact that there is no proof, if there were proof then your faith would be nothing as it would already be justified. There is no proof and that is why I am an atheist.
@guitarrbabe She said "proof"! lmfao! Word? You've got "proof" that the events in the bible are "real"? Yeah love to see some of that. Let's start on page one and go from there. What proof do you have that god exists?
@TheExtremistModerate Its called PROPHCY. 425 prophecies about the Messiah were all fulfilled in JESUS. Also, the bible was written by 40 men from 40 DIFFERENT generations- thats a span of over 1400 years..ALL SAYING THE SAME THING. The only prophecy about Jesus not fulfilled is his RETURN.
@guitarrbabe you say there if proof if there was proof there would be no argument there is i guess some evidence that some things in the bible may have occured but proof no. as for evolution there are scientific facts you say atheists are ignorant what im sure you ment to say was you simply cant understand them
@RebelThoughts Maybe you weren't aware. So I will fill you in. The bible was written by 40 different men from 40 different generations (thats a span of over 1400 years) and they were all saying the same thing. Not to mention, there were 425 prophecies about the MESSIAH who were ALL fulfilled in one man: Jesus Christ. The chances of that happening are literally like 1/1,000,000,000. You'd have to purposely be trying not to believe the bible, to shrug that off as chance.
I'm not an atheist. And I'm not saying all atheists are arogent. But there are some really mean ones out there. Like the other day at the library there was an atheist mocking everyone's "stupidity" for not realizing there is no god. Ugh!!
@dericktriped12 You're not saying we're all arrogant, but what is the point of the story? That we're not ALL nice? In every group there will be dicks and they will often be the loudest members of said group. Most atheists, like most religious people, are just normal people trying to get by.
@dericktriped12 I'm not saying all Christians are arrogant... but they all tell me I'm going to hell. If you can think I'm going to burn in hell forever, then I think I have the freedom to think you're an idiot.
If you know that I'm going to hell, then isn't that enough for you? Why do you have to post your ignorance anywhere. Just enjoy your arrogant self satisfaction that I wont be able to bother you up there in heaven.
they don't just think you are going to hell. They are worshipping the guy who they think will put you in hell and torture you. Everybody is going on and on about waterboarding while at the same time 80% of the population worships someone who in their minds tortures billions of people not for a few minutes, days, years or just a few billion years but eternity. Not for doing anything but for not kissing his ass. How they expect this to be perceived as nonoffensive is beyond me.
@WhiteChocolate211 On this video, specifically labeled to attract fans of the person I'm mocking I have 715 likes, 162 dislikes. I think I'm doing okay. How you doin'?
You are not funny at all, your sarcasm has horrible timing and your jokes are not even heh worthy. Im not the biggest Dane Cook fan, but you are probably the least funny person I have ever watched.
dude your fucking stupid and your not funny your just one of those old depressed faggots who think life is all about working and doing everything everyone tells you why dont you try getting a life and if you dont like dane cook DONT WATCH HIM and your talking about how pathetic he is when your a 40 year old virgin livin in his mothers basement who has nothing better to do then bash on people who actually worked hard to get where they are today
@gnr213101 May I suggest that if you're going to call people stupid you should show at least some basic grasp of grammar and punctuation rules. You say if I don't like, don't watch him. I'll give you the same advice. As for the weak ad hominem attacks... yawn. Is that really the best you could do? 40 year old virgin. Once an insult becomes a movie it's officially tired and should be put out to pasture please try harder. Sorry I made fun of your celebrity crush but c'mon, lighten up.
@klfly uhhh dude it wasnt intended to be copying the movie i was just sayin you dont gety any pussy cuz your a faggot and still live in your mothers basement and that wasnt really making fun of him dipshit that was more like replying to him and acting like you know what the fuck hes talkin bout i just think its kinda stupid and makes No since for people to talk shit about comedians and actors people like them THATS WHY THERE FAMOUS
@gnr213101 Yawn. Learn to form a proper sentence before you waste anyone else's time. I don't mind being insulted, I really don't, but make it literate. I hope for your sake that you're very young or that English is not your first language. Go away now, you've bored us all.
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours"
I loved the video, especially the great encapsulation of Cook's onstage persona. Lots of people like Dane Cook, and I don't want to take that away from them, but yeah, it's not my cup of tea.
pointless video... from my own perspective id say your promoting and is just as offended about dane bashing atheism as he was with the joke he made *which in all reality he probably made that whole shit up* anyway do away with pride in your beliefs if of course your really an atheist not some bitchy whiner who likes to argue politics...
@caityrockstar Hi Caity. You know, a good portion of humans on the planet right now, most in fact, are not Christian. It's really not that shocking. You should read up on all the different things that people all over the world believe and have believed. I think it would be very eye opening for you.
@klfly what? why? I dont understand how you dont belive in god he created our world....didnt he? I know your gonna say "why should you belive in him?" why shouldnt I?
@caityrockstar How do you know who or what created our world? I don't think that you do. I think that you've inherited a belief from your parents with no evidence to support it. As for your question "Why shouldn't I?" the answer is, because it's irrational. For the record I was not going to say "Why should you believe in him?" Lets just discuss this without guessing what the other is going to say.
@klfly sorry Im not trying to be rude but.....like I say we have the Bible. God's word and yes Im a Christian. Can I ask you for a place you've never been? A state, country, town, just any where?
Are you going to try and pull out some script along the lines of "how can you know that place exists if you've never been there?" or perhaps something along the lines of Ray Comfort's insipid atheist test?
If so, instead of a place (we know places exist and are nothing extraordinary, even if we haven't been to all of them), substitute something else supernatural like fairies, ESP, or ghosts, and you might get a better idea of how we feel about gods (including yours).
@Eyedunno YOU KNOW YOUR RELLY PUSHING YOUR LIMITS!!! ITS ONE THING TO SAY YOU DONT BELIVE BUT WHEN YOU MOCK ME AND MY RELIGON YOUR CROSSING A LINE; A BOUNDARY!!!! YOU WERNT EVEN IN THIS CONVERSATION YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BUT IN WHERE YOU DONT BELONG PLEASE JUST STAY OUT OF THIS O.K.!!!! AND WHAT IN HEVANS NAME IS "RAY COMFORT'S INSIPID ATHIST TEST"!!!!.........why do you even care Eyedunno? just why?
@caityrockstar Please calm down. This is an open forum not a one on one conversation with me and I don't think that Eyedunno said anything particularly offensive. He wasn't calling names or being abusive.
@klfly ok well no game.Then can we please just put our diffrencess aside?Wasting time with our fight is relly no way to be.I have Athist friends and I have to say we dont do this.But what do you think made the world?Science?And why on earth are you beeing rude with me?You dont have to reply...just if your going to be smart with me dont.
@caityrockstar I don't see that I've been rude or gotten smart with you. Nor am I fighting. Just answering your questions as honestly as possible. Did you wish to say something about Paris? As for who or what made the world, the answer is, We don't know! We have some interesting theories but we continue to study and to learn more. God isn't a suitable answer because it would just beg the question what made God? If the universe MUST have a creator why wouldn't that rule apply to him as well?
@klfly wow never looked at it that way...who made god? good question but i love how u respond to these comments when people are trying to bash u lol....keep it up
@caityrockstar Which god? Allah, whose scripture allows for men to beat their wives when arguing fails? The old testament god Yaweh or the gods (Elohim) who approved of slavery, rape of pows, child abuse, ethnic cleansing, cannibalism, incest, etc.? Pro-slavery heavenly father/jesus of the new testament who tells his followers that they will gather up the unbelievers before him and slay them all? Which god are you complaining that klfly doesn't believe in?
@WxsOnline JESUSE!!! My goodness where in the hevens did you get that he would slay all non-believers?!? Im not complaining.1 comment becomes an uproar!!!
@caityrockstar I think you are imagining an uproar and imagining rudeness and sarcasm. We are calmly answering your questions. We disagree with you but you don't have to imagine us disagreeing angrily.
@25411959 You're not good at insults. I am balding. I have a crooked nose. I have a funny voice. Hit on one of these actual things instead of this nonsense about babbling, slobbering and drooling (redundant). Can you please try again. I know you can do better.
@yuo252 - I don't like his comedy anymore, it has gone in a direction that isn't funny, maybe the crack has something to do with that. For whatever the reason I don't follow his comdey routines anymore, some comedians get better with experience, Dane has not.
Dane Cook Millionare who doesnt actually ride the bus, and wears nice clothes and hair products.that cost more than you make in a year. bangs every girl in his way
you... lower middle class. probably driving a subaru, wearing plaid. and have an early 90s haircut. and hasnt gotten laid since 2006. btw that sex wasnt free.
have a sense of humor. because then maybe your jokes would be funny. fag
Yes, he is rich but so are the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber & Hanna Montana so that is a weak argument. They all have devoted little fan boys who freak out if you insult them too.
Fag? If you really love Dane you should try harder that when you defend him, lest you make him look bad by showing what kind of idiots his crowd is made up of. Truth is, I have no hate for the man. I didn't like the one joke, responded playfully, no big deal.
@Nickymo101ICED Good insults kid. 1, I have a fucking bachelors in theoretical physics and biology im upper class and i drive a six wheeled ram truck becuase of the icy winters in the UK. And i bet you have never been laid. Nice clothes? You mean acid washed skinny jeans and a green T-shirt to show off his semi pecks? That exactly what he wore during his atheist sneeze joke during 2010 and his ugly ass hair and douche bag beard. And you really think its good to bang every girl you see?
@mingDIAL14 You found someone who you don't think is funny so you're going to watch all of his videos so you can post "You aren't funny" on them? Coo. I may not be funny but you're fucking hilarious.
@2nDoppelganger Glad you dug the album. The new one is due out in Sept. It's called Cats Made of Rabbits, will be available as a DVD also and has atheist material on it. :D
I imagined something similar.
Although, that dane cook joke didn't deserve so much attention.
Btw big fan. :)
vinivinus 2 weeks ago
Hey, I like puppy soup. Don't knock it till you've tried it!
TheRavenAndTheWolf 2 weeks ago
i don't understand how people can think dane cook is funny. he is to comedy what the black eyed peas are to music
donavon 2 weeks ago
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FreonRose 3 weeks ago
@FreonRose Ficus?
If you like Dane Cook and don't like me, I'm good with that.
klfly 3 weeks ago
@klfly wasnt expecting you to actually be nice XD. yea i probably mispelled it. but i was in the same joke as the one your's is about.
FreonRose 3 weeks ago
@FreonRose it*
FreonRose 3 weeks ago
@FreonRose it*
FreonRose 3 weeks ago
@FreonRose I'm a pretty nice guy. I imagine Dane Cook probably is too.
klfly 3 weeks ago
What in the hell is wrong with this guy? Haha, was he seriously offended by Dane Cooks joke?
ghae1 4 weeks ago
@ghae1 What in the hell is wrong with this guy? Haha, was he seriously offended by KLJ's Dane Cook joke?
klfly 3 weeks ago 3
By the way, you missed a word in your description.
mymumrockslol 4 weeks ago
Lolfag.
mymumrockslol 4 weeks ago
Ok that..was AWESOME!
tatlifelover 1 month ago
@Frab2001 Now I say "No its not." and you say "Yes it is." What are we on the playground at preschool? Go away now, you've proven worthless to talk to.
klfly 1 month ago
YOUR making fun of the way somebody looks? Yeah, nice comb over!
Wow, doing his joke in reverse! Brilliant(not)
Your like that other guy who keeps reposting "Atheist Owned" videos except he just puts a NOT in front of Owned. They are exactly the same except he inserts NOT. Atheist want you to quit making them look ridiculous..really, its sad.
Frab2001 1 month ago
@Frab2001 My hair is parted at the highest point of my hairline, showcasing my baldness proudly. You really need to a better grasp of what a comb over is.
As for the humor, such thing are subjective. I'm sure you know many don't find Cook funny either, but he's there for those who do, and I'm there for the much smaller group who enjoy what I have to say. Something for everyone.
klfly 1 month ago
klfly..... big solution to your problem .......... STOP WATCHING DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... .. .. KLFLY... JUST STOP WATCHING DANE COOK.. UR VIDEOS ARE TAKING UP SPACE IN YOUTUBE... .. THEY DAY YOUTUBE IS EVER CLOSED.. IT WILL BE CUZ OF UR POINTLESS VIDEO... ...
calicmb25 1 month ago
@calicmb25 ..... big solution to your problem .......... STOP WATCHING KLFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... .. .. CALICMB25... JUST STOP WATCHING KLFLY.. UR COMMENTS ARE TAKING UP SPACE IN YOUTUBE... .. THEY DAY YOUTUBE IS EVER CLOSED.. IT WILL BE CUZ OF UR POINTLESS COMMENTS... ...
klfly 1 month ago
@Calicmb25, just so you know, it hurt to cut and past that without fixing the spelling and grammar. If you're 13 years old or younger, stay in school. If you're older than that... well, remember to change water in the mop bucket regularly.
klfly 1 month ago
Great vid - too bad you give away the punchline in the title. I guess you have to in order for people to get the joke.
baikinmon 1 month ago
ps you fucken haters are talking shit about dan cook because he told you off and the truth hurt i bet you a million buck if dan said he was athest or turn athiest you would all think his the great comedian
TheSusietv 1 month ago
@TheSusietv Oh Susie,
I could write you a scathing retort but nothing I could say would make you look as bad as you make yourself look with that illiterate scrawl. You didn't even get the man your defending's name right. Hang your head.
klfly 1 month ago 5
hahaDAN COOK ROCKS he told you guys off now your pist off take it,you guys talk shit about us ps your joked sucked
TheSusietv 1 month ago
@TheSusietv His name is DANE Cook.... If you think he is so amazing learn to spell his name right along with everything else you failed to spell correctly.
HotaroYamoco 1 month ago
And yes I'm Christian.
anosh88 1 month ago
@anosh88 And...
klfly 1 month ago 2
So what am I supposed to be? Offended?
anosh88 1 month ago
@anosh88 Not at all.
klfly 1 month ago
maybe you should cover your mouth..
xBrownEyedDancer97x 2 months ago
dane cook isn't funny at all, but your hilarious :3
neonbutterflys 2 months ago
how did Dane Cook ever get a comedy show is beyond me
michaelflorida56 2 months ago
Dane Cook is just fucking annoying. The man has 4 or 5 funny jokes TOTAL. Beyond that, he either just makes odd noises and becomes REALLY LOUD, or he mispronounces something and all the women in the audience scream. It is so fucking annoying watching one of his shows. And in real life, he's a douchebag.
spehizle 2 months ago
I like some of Dane Cook's material, but the whole Atheist sneeze bit was irritating. High five for you, man.
Erictheredd2 2 months ago
dane cook is an antonym of funny.
Ghirahim1213 3 months ago
AHAHA! I get it!
Bandaids4ever 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA this made my day xD
CydoniaKnight1 3 months ago
@klfly well it looks like you to have studied and hunted down Dane Cook and yet I'm being called 'lame' except you would also have to be 'lame' then
kkbarrelracer 3 months ago
@kkbarrelracer I frequently spell a word wrong or miss some punctuation but your scrawl here is so cryptic that I can't discern what you think you're saying enough to even respond. You can try again if you must, though I wouldn't miss you if you just went away.
klfly 3 months ago 2
@kkbarrelracer nobody hunted down nobody turdbrainyou need mental help
thoostorm4 3 months ago
Dan cook is probably the least funny, annoying comedian on the planet. Gotta love this video! Thanks!
carrots001 3 months ago
It might not be as funny as cooks version, but at least he didn't have ignore centuries of science to make the joke funny.
NoWitnessesNoRegrets 3 months ago
In a world where Dane Cook is a popular comedian and every punch line to every joke is "what the fuck?!" I would imagine it's pretty hard or, at least discouraging, to be intelligent or even intellectual and a comedian. But there are still a few of us who appreciate it.
mboggess123 3 months ago
gay.
razant17 4 months ago
That... was... ORGASMIC! Every freaking word, right on the dot! You nailed, sliced opened, disembowled him, AND THEN eviscerated the leftover pieces with your scorching tongue and razor-sharp mind.
justaguyfriend 4 months ago
Okay, honestly it sucked, cause first off Dane Cook told the story in a grocery store, and second off, it went way longer then that...so you're obviously faking it!
kkbarrelracer 4 months ago
@kkbarrelracer Obviously faking it? It's a joke. It's a silly response to Cook's story. Of course it didn't really happen genius. Congratulations on cracking the case. Of course, you could have just looked in the description but no, you hunted down them clues like a regular Sherlock Holmes. I am in awe.
klfly 4 months ago 19
@kkbarrelracer you study Dane Cook? And you admit it? Proud to be a loser huh?
jw12yrsctch 4 months ago
@kkbarrelracer Wow... Think much? Comedians tell jokes differently a LOT. I saw the clip of Dane Cook's moronic Atheist Sneeze joke where he told it at a bus stop. Get a clue.
jont43 1 month ago
LAME!
skolded1 4 months ago
someone less funny than Dane Cook? how is this possible?
tdaschel 4 months ago
@iAmAPimpHearMeRoar Thanks! It's nice to be liked.
klfly 4 months ago 3
wow man your not funny, sound like an idiot, come on. you wanna hear what it would sound like on the opposite side of the computer from you SHUT THE FUCK UP!
crackshot57 4 months ago
@crackshot57 775 think you're wrong, 180 agree with you. Could it be that comedy is subjective?
klfly 4 months ago 8
talk about can't handle a joke
masterlinko 5 months ago
I liked Dane Cook's Tome Cruise skit and pointed it out to someone. The person then went fairly extreme, exposing their obsessive love of all things Dane Cook. I knew there was something wrong and they were just stringing me along. Good video klfly.
shiningpaths 5 months ago
Dane Cook just isn't funny, I think he relies more on "theatrics" delivering his punchlines than them actually being funny. And yeah, you know it takes him 2 hours to get that 5 second hair look.
123backinyerface 5 months ago 2
yeah this wasnt really funny. It was dry... unanimated. I understand the point was to show the others perspective, but it was definitely a fail of "epic proportions", as Cook would say
kristophermercier11 5 months ago
I thought this skit exactly (except for the setting). Dane was a complete obnoxious douche throughout the whole thing
underballbutter 5 months ago
I couldn't give a rat's patoot about Cook's religious beliefs, but I gotta say he strikes me as an idiot and a butthole, start to finish.. and how anybody could find him even slightly funny is beyond my considerable imagination. Rambling, witless stories aren't funny, pedestrian observations aren't funny, smug Xtian twits aren't funny. Dane Cook - not funny. Anyone who bashes Cook - alright in my book.
skoockum 5 months ago
I too always found this part of his act a bit too much.
Its hard to offend reason, so I wasn't offended in any way lol. But he told the joke in a way that made it seem like he out-smarted the dude. Had he used any other subject, the joke would of been just as effective and not made him look dumb.
Now if Steven Colbert were to have done that same joke. It would be genius. For obvious reasons.
BrandonKinross 6 months ago
It's a mailbox!
CandieCane100 6 months ago
hell yes! dane cook was funny...then daniel tosh came. epic man, just epic.....and brilliant sheer brilliance.
CHIEFTOKABLUNT420 6 months ago
I have seen Dane Cook and I over paid for the show he seems funny on youtube but in person he comes off as really arrogant!
JJJCHEVY 6 months ago
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Sorry Bro, I don't believe you really met Dane Cook like that, I'm no Christian I'm kinda in between Agnostic and Atheist, but I still think Dane Cook is awesome lol I'm kinda like his character, I got the hair('cept it's purple) and i'm the kind of random chick who talks about random things like that when i'm bored, but either way his stuff is funny....yours wasn't, sorry bro
xXSmoothCriminal92Xx 6 months ago
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx No need to be sorry. Comedy is subjective, glad you found some that you like. And of course I didn't meet Dane Cook, it's a joke.
klfly 6 months ago 16
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx you cant be in-between agnostic and atheist all that agnostic means is you don't know and nobody knows so everybody's agnostic plus he said the situation was fake just imaginary in the description
MrBrooksGrant 5 months ago
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx Gnostic = Knowing that a god exists. Agnostic = Not knowing that a god exists. (Knowledge). Theist = Believing that a god exists. Atheist = Not believing that a god exists. (Belief).
For example I am an agnostic atheist. I do not know of any gods and I do not believe that any exist.
JayJayAbels 5 months ago
@JayJayAbels Good thing there are people who actually know what those words mean. In fact, I'd say that most of the openly atheists I've met(if not all) are, just like myself, agnostic atheists. Yet, most of the openly religious people I've come across are gnostic theists. Go figure.
"I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist." -- Ricky Gervais
TheExtremistModerate 5 months ago
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx its agnostic or atheist......there is no between
MrWAZZAPDUDE 5 months ago
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx
You have: 1) Dane Cooks character and 2) his hair as well except purple and 3) You think Dane Cook is funny.
You are probably the worst human.
QuantumMaths 4 months ago
@xXSmoothCriminal92Xx agree totally man. this guys a fluzy who thinks he can be funny making fun of a guy who is a professional at being funny
crackshot57 4 months ago
aaannd btw im christian and idk bout the people who are bugging you bout your beliefs but the christians i know wouldnt belittle you and comment negatively to your. just saying
crackshot57 4 months ago
@crackshot57
I'm also a Christian, and it makes me sick when I see other "Christians" talking about how much they hate atheists.
It's like really?
heatbucspies55 4 months ago
guitarrbabe, completely agree
Teags327 6 months ago
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Not funnu at all. I don't really understand how people can be atheists because there is so much proof that the events that occurred in the Bible are real. Ignorance I guess on the most part
guitarrbabe 6 months ago
@guitarrbabe Funnu isn't what I was going for, but you make it abundantly clear that you're not judging the funnuness without a huge bias and agenda.
Now then, can I hear some of that proof?
klfly 6 months ago 29
@guitarrbabe What do you mean there's proof? There is not and cannot be any proof. Belief is an act of faith, you believe despite the fact that there is no proof, if there were proof then your faith would be nothing as it would already be justified. There is no proof and that is why I am an atheist.
EtherialMoiety 6 months ago 2
@guitarrbabe She said "proof"! lmfao! Word? You've got "proof" that the events in the bible are "real"? Yeah love to see some of that. Let's start on page one and go from there. What proof do you have that god exists?
JayJayAbels 5 months ago
@guitarrbabe Interesting. Where is this proof of contradictory fairy tales?
TheExtremistModerate 5 months ago
@TheExtremistModerate Its called PROPHCY. 425 prophecies about the Messiah were all fulfilled in JESUS. Also, the bible was written by 40 men from 40 DIFFERENT generations- thats a span of over 1400 years..ALL SAYING THE SAME THING. The only prophecy about Jesus not fulfilled is his RETURN.
Yeshuasgirl1 4 months ago
@Yeshuasgirl1 And the proof is in...? The Bible? Since when is a contradictory book considered the scientific truth?
TheExtremistModerate 4 months ago
@guitarrbabe you say there if proof if there was proof there would be no argument there is i guess some evidence that some things in the bible may have occured but proof no. as for evolution there are scientific facts you say atheists are ignorant what im sure you ment to say was you simply cant understand them
t0nyram 5 months ago
@guitarrbabe The bible is a book of fairy tales made up by man. Not real at all whatsoever.
RebelThoughts 5 months ago
@RebelThoughts Maybe you weren't aware. So I will fill you in. The bible was written by 40 different men from 40 different generations (thats a span of over 1400 years) and they were all saying the same thing. Not to mention, there were 425 prophecies about the MESSIAH who were ALL fulfilled in one man: Jesus Christ. The chances of that happening are literally like 1/1,000,000,000. You'd have to purposely be trying not to believe the bible, to shrug that off as chance.
Yeshuasgirl1 4 months ago
@Yeshuasgirl1 I shrug it off as not happening.
TheExtremistModerate 4 months ago
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@Yeshuasgirl1 I shrug it off as not happening.
TheExtremistModerate 4 months ago
@guitarrbabe What proof?? WTF?????? There is so much more proof of Evolution...
magicmanyea 4 months ago
I'm not an atheist. And I'm not saying all atheists are arogent. But there are some really mean ones out there. Like the other day at the library there was an atheist mocking everyone's "stupidity" for not realizing there is no god. Ugh!!
dericktriped12 6 months ago
@dericktriped12 You're not saying we're all arrogant, but what is the point of the story? That we're not ALL nice? In every group there will be dicks and they will often be the loudest members of said group. Most atheists, like most religious people, are just normal people trying to get by.
klfly 6 months ago 10
@klfly yeah i know. honestly there wasn't a point to what i said, i was just tired and annoyed. sorry :p
dericktriped12 6 months ago
@dericktriped12 Ha ha. No problem, been there myself.
klfly 6 months ago
@dericktriped12 I'm not saying all Christians are arrogant... but they all tell me I'm going to hell. If you can think I'm going to burn in hell forever, then I think I have the freedom to think you're an idiot.
If you know that I'm going to hell, then isn't that enough for you? Why do you have to post your ignorance anywhere. Just enjoy your arrogant self satisfaction that I wont be able to bother you up there in heaven.
RichardxAZ 6 months ago
@RichardxAZ
they don't just think you are going to hell. They are worshipping the guy who they think will put you in hell and torture you. Everybody is going on and on about waterboarding while at the same time 80% of the population worships someone who in their minds tortures billions of people not for a few minutes, days, years or just a few billion years but eternity. Not for doing anything but for not kissing his ass. How they expect this to be perceived as nonoffensive is beyond me.
parap00per 6 months ago
o so it wasnt u that was there
myusernameXD98 6 months ago
And I loled cuz its a JOKE
thr33m0jo3 6 months ago
I assumed this was a skit to be funny , maybe its because im not retarded but its a joke,im almost sure that this didnt happen.
thr33m0jo3 6 months ago
@thr33m0jo3 Exactly.
klfly 6 months ago
dude totly NOT cool im all for standing up for my religion but seriosly just say thanks and ur done with him
myusernameXD98 6 months ago
@myusernameXD98 Yeah, it was a fictional response to a fictional story.
klfly 6 months ago
I find it funny when people who like Dane Cook call other comedians "the least funny person that I have ever watched".
Ganshirt1 6 months ago
Keep up the good work.
sdemp321 7 months ago
@rickswar I judge some of their actions and decisions, yes. We all do.
klfly 7 months ago 2
i seriously like, hate you right now, i love dane cook so much, he seriously makes my day. so ur just a debby downer.
xoxo112darrencislove 7 months ago
notice how noone likes you kifly
WhiteChocolate211 7 months ago
@WhiteChocolate211 On this video, specifically labeled to attract fans of the person I'm mocking I have 715 likes, 162 dislikes. I think I'm doing okay. How you doin'?
klfly 7 months ago
@WhiteChocolate211 What gives you that idea, asshole?
chrisproxxx 7 months ago
@chrisproxxx plain and simple noone like you haha
WhiteChocolate211 3 months ago
@WhiteChocolate211 What the fuck are you even talking about?
xCrazyxJayx 3 months ago
@xCrazyxJayx ur not funny and noone likes u
WhiteChocolate211 2 months ago
@WhiteChocolate211 ...Are you on drugs or something? Nobody's even talking to you anymore.
xCrazyxJayx 2 months ago
@xCrazyxJayx you are bitch
WhiteChocolate211 1 month ago
@WhiteChocolate211 Wow, didn't realize I was talking to a 4 year old. My bad then.
xCrazyxJayx 1 month ago
@xCrazyxJayx didn't realize i was talking to someone that's been blinded and can't find the truth
WhiteChocolate211 3 weeks ago
@WhiteChocolate211 Go away, you're talking to the wrong person and nobody cares what you're saying in the first place.
xCrazyxJayx 3 weeks ago
You are not funny at all, your sarcasm has horrible timing and your jokes are not even heh worthy. Im not the biggest Dane Cook fan, but you are probably the least funny person I have ever watched.
necratis 7 months ago
@necratis wow i agree its cuz he's an atheist
WhiteChocolate211 7 months ago
@WhiteChocolate211 No, George Carlin was an atheist and he's hilarious. It's probably just that I'm an unfunny cunt.
klfly 7 months ago
@necratis Awesome. Thanks.
klfly 7 months ago
Dane Cooks the shit man
xXAirsoftman74Xx 7 months ago
@xXAirsoftman74Xx I respect your opinion and appreciate your enthusiasm. Comedy fans are the shit.
klfly 7 months ago
nooooooo dane cooks was removed bcuz copyrite
makingthings1 7 months ago
dude your fucking stupid and your not funny your just one of those old depressed faggots who think life is all about working and doing everything everyone tells you why dont you try getting a life and if you dont like dane cook DONT WATCH HIM and your talking about how pathetic he is when your a 40 year old virgin livin in his mothers basement who has nothing better to do then bash on people who actually worked hard to get where they are today
gnr213101 7 months ago
@gnr213101 May I suggest that if you're going to call people stupid you should show at least some basic grasp of grammar and punctuation rules. You say if I don't like, don't watch him. I'll give you the same advice. As for the weak ad hominem attacks... yawn. Is that really the best you could do? 40 year old virgin. Once an insult becomes a movie it's officially tired and should be put out to pasture please try harder. Sorry I made fun of your celebrity crush but c'mon, lighten up.
klfly 7 months ago
@klfly uhhh dude it wasnt intended to be copying the movie i was just sayin you dont gety any pussy cuz your a faggot and still live in your mothers basement and that wasnt really making fun of him dipshit that was more like replying to him and acting like you know what the fuck hes talkin bout i just think its kinda stupid and makes No since for people to talk shit about comedians and actors people like them THATS WHY THERE FAMOUS
gnr213101 7 months ago
@gnr213101 Yawn. Learn to form a proper sentence before you waste anyone else's time. I don't mind being insulted, I really don't, but make it literate. I hope for your sake that you're very young or that English is not your first language. Go away now, you've bored us all.
klfly 7 months ago
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours"
– Stephen Roberts
WxsOnline 7 months ago
I loved the video, especially the great encapsulation of Cook's onstage persona. Lots of people like Dane Cook, and I don't want to take that away from them, but yeah, it's not my cup of tea.
Eyedunno 7 months ago
pointless video... from my own perspective id say your promoting and is just as offended about dane bashing atheism as he was with the joke he made *which in all reality he probably made that whole shit up* anyway do away with pride in your beliefs if of course your really an atheist not some bitchy whiner who likes to argue politics...
betrayed1 7 months ago
@betrayed1 Well, can't a be a bitchy whiner AND an atheist? Seems unfair to try and make me choose.
klfly 7 months ago
@klfly ironically you always find those two together i guess...maybe ive just realized a stereotype i hadnt thought of!
betrayed1 7 months ago
@betrayed1 You have a poor grasp of the definition of irony.
klfly 7 months ago
HOLEY CRAP YOU DONT BELIVE IN GOD OR JESSUSE!!!!WTH!!!WTF!!!
caityrockstar 7 months ago
@caityrockstar Hi Caity. You know, a good portion of humans on the planet right now, most in fact, are not Christian. It's really not that shocking. You should read up on all the different things that people all over the world believe and have believed. I think it would be very eye opening for you.
klfly 7 months ago
@klfly what? why? I dont understand how you dont belive in god he created our world....didnt he? I know your gonna say "why should you belive in him?" why shouldnt I?
caityrockstar 7 months ago
@caityrockstar How do you know who or what created our world? I don't think that you do. I think that you've inherited a belief from your parents with no evidence to support it. As for your question "Why shouldn't I?" the answer is, because it's irrational. For the record I was not going to say "Why should you believe in him?" Lets just discuss this without guessing what the other is going to say.
klfly 7 months ago
@klfly sorry Im not trying to be rude but.....like I say we have the Bible. God's word and yes Im a Christian. Can I ask you for a place you've never been? A state, country, town, just any where?
caityrockstar 7 months ago
@caityrockstar
Are you going to try and pull out some script along the lines of "how can you know that place exists if you've never been there?" or perhaps something along the lines of Ray Comfort's insipid atheist test?
If so, instead of a place (we know places exist and are nothing extraordinary, even if we haven't been to all of them), substitute something else supernatural like fairies, ESP, or ghosts, and you might get a better idea of how we feel about gods (including yours).
Eyedunno 7 months ago
@Eyedunno YOU KNOW YOUR RELLY PUSHING YOUR LIMITS!!! ITS ONE THING TO SAY YOU DONT BELIVE BUT WHEN YOU MOCK ME AND MY RELIGON YOUR CROSSING A LINE; A BOUNDARY!!!! YOU WERNT EVEN IN THIS CONVERSATION YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BUT IN WHERE YOU DONT BELONG PLEASE JUST STAY OUT OF THIS O.K.!!!! AND WHAT IN HEVANS NAME IS "RAY COMFORT'S INSIPID ATHIST TEST"!!!!.........why do you even care Eyedunno? just why?
caityrockstar 7 months ago
@caityrockstar Please calm down. This is an open forum not a one on one conversation with me and I don't think that Eyedunno said anything particularly offensive. He wasn't calling names or being abusive.
klfly 7 months ago
@caityrockstar
Your religion is dumb.
Oh noez, now I'm gonna get hit with a wall of CAPS LOCK!!!!!!1!
Eyedunno 6 months ago
@Eyedunno Well your an ass so were even.
caityrockstar 6 months ago
@caityrockstar I'd rather you just state your point without us having to play a little game, but okay, I've never been to Paris.
klfly 7 months ago
@klfly ok well no game.Then can we please just put our diffrencess aside?Wasting time with our fight is relly no way to be.I have Athist friends and I have to say we dont do this.But what do you think made the world?Science?And why on earth are you beeing rude with me?You dont have to reply...just if your going to be smart with me dont.
caityrockstar 7 months ago
@caityrockstar I don't see that I've been rude or gotten smart with you. Nor am I fighting. Just answering your questions as honestly as possible. Did you wish to say something about Paris? As for who or what made the world, the answer is, We don't know! We have some interesting theories but we continue to study and to learn more. God isn't a suitable answer because it would just beg the question what made God? If the universe MUST have a creator why wouldn't that rule apply to him as well?
klfly 7 months ago
@klfly wow never looked at it that way...who made god? good question but i love how u respond to these comments when people are trying to bash u lol....keep it up
daddytangee 7 months ago
@caityrockstar Which god? Allah, whose scripture allows for men to beat their wives when arguing fails? The old testament god Yaweh or the gods (Elohim) who approved of slavery, rape of pows, child abuse, ethnic cleansing, cannibalism, incest, etc.? Pro-slavery heavenly father/jesus of the new testament who tells his followers that they will gather up the unbelievers before him and slay them all? Which god are you complaining that klfly doesn't believe in?
WxsOnline 7 months ago
@WxsOnline JESUSE!!! My goodness where in the hevens did you get that he would slay all non-believers?!? Im not complaining.1 comment becomes an uproar!!!
caityrockstar 7 months ago
@caityrockstar I think you are imagining an uproar and imagining rudeness and sarcasm. We are calmly answering your questions. We disagree with you but you don't have to imagine us disagreeing angrily.
klfly 7 months ago
I love you!
a1990sm 7 months ago
@a1990sm Thanks. Love is good.
klfly 7 months ago
I must say, I had a similar feeling watching Dane Cook's special. But you've expertly twisted the idea around. Really fun to watch. Thanks!
RandomTask3000 7 months ago
@RandomTask3000 Glad you dug it. The comments from his fans are hilarious. Way funnier than anything I could come up with.
klfly 7 months ago
Get off of YouTube, you babbling, slobbering, drooling idiot!
25411959 8 months ago
@25411959 You're not good at insults. I am balding. I have a crooked nose. I have a funny voice. Hit on one of these actual things instead of this nonsense about babbling, slobbering and drooling (redundant). Can you please try again. I know you can do better.
klfly 7 months ago 4
Dane Cook is NOT FUNNY...His jokes are just plain awful.
suprgrl12 8 months ago 2
lalalaa i think you're awesome!!
OpqHMg 8 months ago
Dane Cook used to be funny, he isn't anymore, now he's just arrogant.
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 8 months ago
@JOHNINCOLUMBUS Hes seems like hes on crack.
yuo252 8 months ago
@yuo252 - I don't like his comedy anymore, it has gone in a direction that isn't funny, maybe the crack has something to do with that. For whatever the reason I don't follow his comdey routines anymore, some comedians get better with experience, Dane has not.
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 8 months ago
@yuo252 - I think he's HIGH on himself.
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 8 months ago
@JOHNINCOLUMBUS Like how Charlie sheen is high on himself?
yuo252 8 months ago
@yuo252 - Exactly.
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 8 months ago
@JOHNINCOLUMBUS Dane cook must be on a powerful strain of "Charlie sheen" With extra "Dane cook" "Suger" On top.
yuo252 8 months ago
Dane Cook Millionare who doesnt actually ride the bus, and wears nice clothes and hair products.that cost more than you make in a year. bangs every girl in his way
you... lower middle class. probably driving a subaru, wearing plaid. and have an early 90s haircut. and hasnt gotten laid since 2006. btw that sex wasnt free.
have a sense of humor. because then maybe your jokes would be funny. fag
Nickymo101ICED 8 months ago
@Nickymo101ICED Calm down fan boy. It's all gonna be okay.
Yes, he is rich but so are the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber & Hanna Montana so that is a weak argument. They all have devoted little fan boys who freak out if you insult them too.
Fag? If you really love Dane you should try harder that when you defend him, lest you make him look bad by showing what kind of idiots his crowd is made up of. Truth is, I have no hate for the man. I didn't like the one joke, responded playfully, no big deal.
klfly 8 months ago 8
@Nickymo101ICED YOUR OPINION SIR... It is irrelevant.
francekpiromancek 8 months ago
@Nickymo101ICED Good insults kid. 1, I have a fucking bachelors in theoretical physics and biology im upper class and i drive a six wheeled ram truck becuase of the icy winters in the UK. And i bet you have never been laid. Nice clothes? You mean acid washed skinny jeans and a green T-shirt to show off his semi pecks? That exactly what he wore during his atheist sneeze joke during 2010 and his ugly ass hair and douche bag beard. And you really think its good to bang every girl you see?
yuo252 8 months ago
You aren't funny. At all.
mingDIAL14 8 months ago 4
@mingDIAL14 You found someone who you don't think is funny so you're going to watch all of his videos so you can post "You aren't funny" on them? Coo. I may not be funny but you're fucking hilarious.
klfly 8 months ago 3
Afterwards, you died, became a tree, and ironically, the bible was printed on you.
NiceFreeShit 8 months ago
I bought this guys album on itunes. He's hilarious. No atheist/christian stuff on his album though :(
2nDoppelganger 8 months ago
@2nDoppelganger Glad you dug the album. The new one is due out in Sept. It's called Cats Made of Rabbits, will be available as a DVD also and has atheist material on it. :D
klfly 8 months ago
"Thank God for making me an atheist!" - Ricky Gervais
brunesmask 8 months ago
I dont see how this is a joke...
Deee45 9 months ago
I hate creationism, but I think Dane Cook is funny.
But damn, your video right here was even funnier than his big logger impression.
Milambit23 9 months ago