Chuck Norris & Steven Seagal Funny Advertisement

[bakoffpal]

Chuck Norris is a piece of crap. If he was real, he would come slam my head in my keyboard right now ghqiajksdfbvgoVNHGNWSGERonuNHE­GOFGHEOGNJUGNOGJNPJOAKUER13973­17UHT91H73thuhg245u

[GuardianGrarl]

When Chuck has nothing against u, you run the hell away from him !!

[gtrman12887]

Well now those kids know why they say Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head....

[ravaneti]

ninguem provoca o chuck!!!!; nem o steven kkkkk :D

[haris000000]

chuck didnt even move he bent time and space to his will makes sense huh

[polygamous1]

i don't know much about this guy Segal But Chuck Norris Is my hero he is a great fighter he is Not a show off n unlike many others in films he Can fight n he is modest too am sure he is the most loved marshial arts expert in the world well deserved

[emaleroland]

Muwaaahahahahaha

[hersofclass]

this commercial is hilarious!



[danwat1234]

I wonder if theses guys drive plug-in hybrids.. I bet they drive gas guzzlers

[LBMiiHUSSEIN]

Guys that keyboard thing is stupid! Chuck Norris is too old toxfsksjdhgdjffbshvgd5,5):5:-3­ydsgv

[nasrudi9i]

ok i am fucking sick of chuck Norris smash my head on the keyboard and all that shit...how the fuck can he smash my head on the fucking keyboard i dont even live in Americøsjdjskæwbfkfkglslguslfi­bwøwpfkevsakh

[callofparis]

RIP 43 people

[jezusmatkojebca]

hahaha LOL good one :)

[bluesrevenge]

That was hysterical Steve!

[AnthonyHandley]

Starting to look plastic, Chuck. Too many surgeries.

[SnakeEngine]

@AnthonyHandley Chuck was older than the universe before it existed.

Try to find some sense:P

[sbrdahmen9]

Steven Seagal <3

[DingotvHD]

chuck norris doesnt use door bells. the doors open just by his presence

[thomasmdk4]

funnest Dew ever !!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperReptus]

haha so much like the new steve segal cartoon, FOUR OCLOCK hahahahaha if u saw it u would understand

[farkimi1]

chuck norris beats the sh!t out of all.....

[farkimi1]

chuck norris sees all...

[farkimi1]

chuck norris hears all........

[gaae2000]

ahahahah..."whatever"

[jabolyn]

I can kick the shit out of chuck norris, he is a fucking pussy, won't dare come punch me vooi!kfhipl fi. wtf its 4 hrs since I began this message and my jaw hurts?????

[MrPundaddy]

chuck norris may not leave evidence but Seagal SURE AS HELL DOES!!!!

[darthshadowxxx]

FUCK Steven 

[VKM18Bitxh]

LMFAO stevan segeal lmaoo

[TheRBK21283]

TESTOSTERON in comedy..... :P :P

[thrashandburn1022]

chuck norris didn't really crack his knuckles. if he did you would have heard car alarms go ogg listening to it

[Hitmonchan107]

Mountain Dew was the greatest thing to ever happen to both Chuck and Steven, considering they're mediocre actors who only got big because of the overhyped action movies back in the 80's.

[crazylegs439]

39 people are now mysteriously missing, with out a trace.

[ickatabg]

@crazylegs439 this is good for the US Milk industry

[Ficipek]

Znowu ta dziwna czesc Youtuba....

[sapetaville]

OMG WHAT'S THE MUSIC AT 1:07????

PLEASE TELL ME

[Sopist2007]

@sapetaville Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke

[sapetaville]

@Sopist2007 Thanks sooo muuuchh!

[cdx324]

@sapetaville Punjabi Mc - Knight rider

[flcl64]

Paintballkid was found dead in his home yesterday with inexplicable round-house related injuries to the face and inner head.

[Eyon26th]

36 people are now dead... and Chuck is making fun of it... ITS ON ME SIR!!!

[JinRaven1]

@Eyon26th what exactly do u mean? plz

[JinRaven1]

@Eyon26th what exactly do u mean? plz

[sortadead]

omg LOL!

[thejuddftw]

"do the dew" say it fast and laugh.

[SHNGHN]

I'm not a Seagal fan in general, but you can't go wrong with either of these mountain dew commercials! :D

[danceswithcatfish]

Chuck Norris for president

[paintballKid545]

I hope someone just shoots chuck norris because he is so fucking gay and stupid. FUCK YOU CHUCK FUCK YOU.

[DeadFrontierAssasin]

Chuck Norris is fake, he can come to me an slide me on my keyboardqjhieurfbhgeml eml eml eml fpw nvcgxfxv bnvbnm

[NicePcRager]

that guy has fucked up hands

[fancyrunner]

chuck norris apears every where while segal fights so much anything he touches is a wepon

[MeissnerFlux]

A friend of mine said that he saw Norris and Seagal in a barfight in miami back in the day.

[Henry14arsenal2007]

Seagal part is just like how he deals with foes in his movies: like theyre not there :D

[kay8d]

You can run, but you can't hide from Chuck Norris

[Geekman333]

@kay8d Yeah...he keeps finding those plastic surgeons doesn't he?? It's uncanny.

[davycrocketful]

ha ha..bloody great..very funny..:)

[OgreJohnny]

neeeeee szakadok!!!:D

[grassman644]

God bet the whole universe against chuck at the hands up, so chuck just smiled at him and said ''raise''........

[yodagreennutsack]

Funny stuff

[THE122138]

indian music

[2009Jiksaw17]

Whats that song in the background with Seagal in the shop?? I've been tryin to find it for ages!!

[ruhrpottboy83]

@2009Jiksaw17 its: punjabi mc

[HeavenForYourEars]

@2009Jiksaw17 Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke

[DontForgetMe777]

1:04

Pidar - Pidaras

[louisNero666]

great ad, I like the Seagal one best but i don't like Mountain Dew

[killerkravist]

Haha... This was awesome!

[Rus6ATP]

Jajaja Great! 

[GlowingSurge246]

Chuck Norris is stupidabsfihbasiudgvaankdbsash­dbashdu32yrg7qy6njndwibfhsfaku­sdbnbf827t6fvyuhnuinms,oc,ienv­ub

[minorgablaa]

dislikers were punched in the balls by chuck norrises third fist

[derekro]

240p ...we meet again.

[lotro4ever97]

Chuck Norris you are just a stupid actor ..... if you realy are god than come to my house and smack my head on my keyboard!!!

see? nothing happenedkdopsajpoifbmpu,aoijrf­hasvzutgniumxcduicamhuix,aopck­eiuwa8v7364726421894129v miwaca,csiohmdvsuoax,ljsvb627v­7s6d827v8a

[Parralyzed]

@lotro4ever97 trying to be funny fail

[TheChrises16]

Like a boss.

[IMM0R74LLY]

Not bad for an ad. Quite funny.

[BigballsBJJ116294]

steven seagull is HATED by ALL MMA fans except himself of course

[Alinutz321]

Chuck Norris !!! :))=)) hahaha

The Best In The World Now! :))

[vecuccio]

WTF ?! They CGi'd Seagal's head onto the body of a much slimmer man !!! You watch, it doesn't look right at all.

[nakama27peace]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHHA!!!!!



[fsmetal]

Running from Chuck Norris is am exercise in futility.

[clap5]

30 people currently on the run from Chuck Norris.

[salazargm]

worth 2 million hits.. sweeeet. BZZZZZZZ

Who is it? - Chuck Norris

Hahaha yeah right.....

o.O gtfo

LMAO

[casino16]

looks like chuck had some botox there

[Matrixtube69]

Oh my god! hahahahaahaha very fun!!! xD

[lookesreviews]

15 people were round house kicked by chuck norris and 15 people got into an accedent by steven seagal

[skunkie1989]

Steven is from steel

[Zekrom42]

Huuuu I need my wallet

[YTMize]

Who do you think will win? Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?

[Anarchia02]

@YTMize Steven

[scottelbadass]

god i wish i was that good at accedient

[HurensohnakaDeineMom]

oh my god,

thank you god

omg seagal is so fucking epic, i love it

and chukky is godlike again

[SovereignStatesman]

God stupidest ad in history... shows what idiots buy Mountain Doodoo.

[5p3K15B345T]

240p we meet again

[GelidKing]

If all commercials were that entertaining I might actually pay attention to them

[SovereignStatesman]

@GelidKing

That wasn't a commercial, it was dog's toilet-paper for those two egotistical washed-up has-beens.

[watchyourback12]

omg that happens to me all the time lol *steven seagal*

[MrCannys]

I thing the Steven Segal's video was more funny :D

Btw : For more funny part click here >1:00<

[MrCannys]

I thing the Steven Segal's video was more funny :D

[k0rps3gynd3r]

Seagal doesn't fight......he lives.....

[Nescauw]

whos is it?

CHUCK NORRIS

[MrBratkenSolov]

haha shit i'm glad that i was born in 1989 and know who are Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris and other cool guys

[TheStringAction]

looks like these guys

*puts on sunglasses*

were up to a million hits

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[xelbaga1987]

Chuck Norris & Steven Seagal legendary forever man

[watchyou11]

@xelbaga1987 bruce lee would eat them both for appetizers

[bmxingazzkicker]

chuck norris sucks wait im going to get A MOUNTIAN DEW

[bmxingazzkicker]

on 2012 the world wont end because chuck norris scares the astroids away

[TheThugStep]

looool Steven Seagal part was better :D

just if he lookes that door :D

[justinjames1930]

Miss the commercial!!

[marcoge100]

The real video only has 15k views wth?

[sexygrandpamidget]

0:38 that wasnt his knuckles cracking... his flexing broke the sound barrier

[MrUkatz]

I will finish my comment after getting the door...

[d1664256]

This makes me like Steven Seagal more than his actual movies. Hilarious!

[horaciosi]

(1:24) AND....he's dead.

[Simm2Dimm]

the steven seagal one was awesome..."yeah i can't believe it's me either".....u gotta be the bomb to be able to say that

[Magnetoidrowdy]

Chuck Norris dies 2012... RIP

[elcocodriloazul]

ROFL " i cant believe its me either"

[Sparanz3398]

Man Chuck Norris has no testic-,

wait someones at the door.

[irken24]

LOL



[makpak]

to me : steven's advertise means that he knows that hes an overrated actor.

[Jacobvc95]

Chuck Norris didn't know that they where filming him

[PDigi2o3]

lol, fucking awesome

[ShiiftyNoob]

A snake bit Chuck Norris, after 3 days of suffering pain the snake died.

[LaFranceMF]

Seagal is so funny!)))

[9mizzle]

Chuck Norris gave birth to Steven Segal, asexually.

[GaaaDing]

@9mizzle Steven Segal was a zit on Chuck Norris that he popped

[9mizzle]

@GaaaDing Steven Segal is Chuck Norris when he dresses as a woman

[thomasedsfan]

The world will end in 2012 if Chuck Norris dies before the 21st of December that year.

[Jebu911]

@thomasedsfan Chuck is already dead. Death is just to afraid to tell him that.

[zxcv73]

Chuck Norris is pro second amendment because he doesn't want anyone to take away his Bear arms, he tore them from the bear fair and square in a sanctioned mma match. After that, rule # 1 in mma: no Chuck Norris allowed.

[SallaarKhan]

like if you searched chuck-stritch

[supersaiyansai]

steven beat them without even trying, chuck killed two guys by taking a picture of them

[MrCockSlut]

punjabi mc

[deadgoodman]

Fuck you Chuck Norris! You are a lose.. *PimPom* ..hold on guys, i'll check whos at the door..

[johnjnukemsheridan]

Chuck Norris cooks by focusing his qi, and refrigerates by focusing his cold stare.

[StephaneGrappelli]

did you notice the hindu music haha lol

[raqueldaphne]

whats the song at 1:44

[goedee1]

chuck norris sucks people we all know that wait a sec gotta check the door the bell rang i hope its my granny

[ganjislammer]

2:02 to skip ads. yw.

[StephaneGrappelli]

@ganjislammer lmao that's a good one hahaha

[leave93XxX]

cmon miyagi own them all if chuck is god than miyagi's his father

[xin22]

@leave93XxX lol You mean Pat Morita (AKA.. Mr. Miyagi) Who played "Arnold" in Happy Days..

[ManFromMelbourne]

Chuck Norris pedophile. Steven Seagal mafia criminal.

[DigitalCyborgman]

Steven Seagal:"God send me to make movies"

Chuck Norris:"I didn't send no one"

[jalidav1]

Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in with his bare hands

[MrDeafultuser]

lol, don't miss with him

[GhamTk]

27 people have recently been reported missing

[knightfall209]

Mr.pibb

[sugardaddy815]

Steven Seagal once danced in a tutu for Chuck Norris...

[firestarter199515]

Awh fuck, that was funny xD

[EdgeStormcrow]

"yeah i can't believe its me either" bwahahah

[CorruptCatalystVids1]

chuck norris ,Punjabo music, and steven seagal how great is this

[MMAfan202]

heh good 1 :D

[darkarrow7101]

any1 notice that when the fire extinguisher hit him in the head, it made a soft squishy sound?

[The98knuklz]

wooow man,its chuck Norris.my life of crime ends here.

[MultiCRO1]

Spongebob: Hey ChBut you cant make a campfire like me in the sea xD 

[thomasedsfan]

Every girl whosever dated Chuck Norris went home with a fractured arm, you don't tell the Chuck "It's over".

[TheGreatMalefic]

God prays to Chuck Norris.

[TheGreatMalefic]

Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris.

[DozerDog07]

@TheCarguy974 Chuck Norris is BEYOND president why would we have him for our president when we could have him as the king of the world? O.O hes already god.

[NikeBlus]

Oh fuck!!!! Chuck Norris is already behind me!!!!

[dotamaster1994]

this is epic OMG!

[geillen1]

it's funny :D

[bronney]

the mountain pissed in its pants when it saw chuck norris and hence mountain dew.

seriously nobody knows where mountain dew came from?!? have some respect

[EnmaOy]

Thats not true. Chuck Norris just drink Coke.

[mrscrappycoco1000]

Best commercial ever....