Commitment Dilemma

[Dabs84]

Old guy in tha CLUHHH.

[Afaye03]

lolz

[tumadrexuxa]

i'm the old guy at the club.

[MrFloppy19]

look, from 8:17 to 8:38 is a strange resemblance to what dumbasses do with twitter

[Blankname101]

LOL!!!

[jbiggernu]

Happy F*ing Valentines Day. LMAO

[badmuthafucka23]

Which DVD is this clip from?

[AnimeJunkie26]

@badmuthafucka23 Bring the Pain!

[nurdagb]

lol im already the old guy at the club

[dabearcub]

@nurdagb You still banging hot broads or the fat ones baking bread in high heels?

[bettyjtanner]

Its not hard not to cheat if you love and value your woman u can turn new pussy down cause u don't want 2 risk losing someone u care about eventually a cheater will get caught or confess

[504Diva]

@bettyjtanner awwwwww.

[dabearcub]

@bettyjtanner Yeah, but you're a woman...you're a gifted sex. We're sick fucking animals.

[TheFearNL]

this man is a genius

[arturgoskpoland]

facebook events/219795158111452/

[MrMostlikely]

A legend of comedy. And a geek too.

[Ruinedbad]

i still think 007 wouldnt get caught

[gramshin]

@Ruinedbad

007 wouldn't care either way!

[steph033090]

HAHAHA....FREE DICK PASS!!!! HAHAHA

[venci17]

Recycle the pussy. ROFLMAO

[exa0]

I have never met a woman who can commit,,, and I have known quite a few,, trust me Chris. She is the only one who can break a man's solid commitment to her.

[lovepeacebre23]

5:25 - 5:50 made me think of "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy lmao

[TerasXertas]

Greatest. Man. Alive. XD

[TerasXertas]

I remember it like it was yesterday. I don't know why but it got REALLY interesting from the moment he said that line. XD

[GezzarTV]

5 dislikes are the 5 women who's men took new pussy

[thattomahawkguy]

am i the only one who hears that really annoying laugh listen for the laughs and youll knoo

[laalions22]

Mike Vick's lookalike.

[tkdskyride]

he aint really old jus a lil to old to be in clubbbb....

[AthlonCAP]

LoL. My girl and I are kinda the opposite of that. I wanted to settle down, but she wanted to keep partying and all that other ish.

[diamondsweetful]

@AthlonCAP she's gonna think twice when she turns 40 lol

[ballagirl3]

Fuck, just the way he says the word "club" gives me the mad giggles.

[batmandannyb]

"You never got that call when you were single. Now you get it every Tuesday!"

[madbcc]

if it ain't new it's threw

[cridler2]

WHAT SHOW IS THIS

[hbq3000]

@cridler2 Chris Rock Bring the pain, also check out the cd to this "roll with the new"

[Mikeaizman]

that was awsome and true

[est101010]

Recycling pussy? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[glssmrbl]

@muguwu lol

[guatemala992]

lol 7:59..bills still haven't won the Super Bowl hahaha

[rowdyrottenpeeper]

I rated it good it before watching it.

[isawayto]

I already know i'm going to become the old guy at the club

[dietoolife]

@isawayto Lol, why?

[isawayto]

@dietoolife

Because i will never be ready to settle down :)

[dabearcub]

@isawayto you're already the old guy living in your moms house you fat fuck

[ram4nd]

good end

[kinsley2108]

He broke the mic!

[ckboy05]

I wish he still did this shit! Fucking hilarious comedy!

[htowntexas44]

New pussy can't cook! LOL

[BboyMickyVideos]

He's a genius

[quickwatcher101]

5 people cheated and got chaught lol

[NatDuv121]

Chris Rock needs to become President lol

[caramellokoala84]

haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa­aaaaaaa

[gnar420]

what's for dinner tonight? tossen salad!!!!!!!

[FAMEknlw]

LMFAO HAHAHA SO GOOD

[Ahmad27mad]

pussy cant cook



[NexusDarkworld338]

 lulu . com and type 'grey faction'

[yamyam644]

lol "women are just like the police, they could have all the evidence in the world, but they want the confession!" LOOOOL

[louandnan]

did he do this gig at a zoo near the monkey enclosure??? sure sounds like it at the end!!! oo ooo ooo oo oo oo!!!!!

[thechichas1]

The man!!!

[Richie2k6]

what i love about chris rock's standup is not only is he funny, but he preaches.. his work is well thought-out. everything he says is actually TRUE. makes you think. lol

[mythicalhybrid]

I couldn't breath when he said NEW PUSSY'S ILLITERATE!!!!

[TimpBizkit]

Being in a relationship can make you:

Well Groomed

Less Needy

You have a reference that you're good relationship material

Develop cooking skills

All attractive qualities

[IAMLG34]

New pussy! Thank you.

[jda091]

i need a girl just to have a chance to consider to commit to first ._.

[theonetheonly1409]

4 dudes got tricked into a confession

[peckamite]

I can believe people pay money to listen to this dude. His comedy is cliche and stating the obvious. It ain't nothing we don't know. He's trying to be a preacher, guidance councellor, comedian all rolled into one. His comedy lacks the personal touch. That's what happens when you have too much money. He fails to connect. He may as well be reading off a screen.

[clairehanciles]

@peckamite I agree with what you're saying; still though, the reason people pay money to see him is because they can relate...VERY FUNNY, no complication, light-hearted humor

[Sweetumsbunny]

omg great video ever!!!!!

[STL6181]

Commitment.....or Pussy. Which one will work?

[freaker126]

and that's why i hve a commitment problem.. haha

[MasterChefChop]

warning dont try leaving this on while lifting weights lol youll pull something

[BadgirlsClubPrez]

I luv ya

LMAO

[BadgirlsClubPrez]

Shut the front door.

[hargisr111]

try sharing this shit with your woman! not a good idea.

[lilmattyjones]

4 ppl got caught cheating

[deezee612]

Thats funny.I was born in buffalo,watched them lose 4 str8 as a kid.new area code is 0-4-4..

[Fireworkz27]

You aint gettin no pussy until the bills win the super bowl...

Sounds like a joke that would get outdated.... still goin strong ahahaha

[258D4]

@mrwhatever213 yeah. true abt my mutation. but ur niggar pussy is invisible even in the daylight. and god loves these unknown source of bustards means that "the most funniest line" i've ever heard. actually thats the funniest line "anybody" has ever heard. so bow to ur dick and suck it bitch!

[msladystarr]

you just gave her a "get some dick for free card" !!!! lmfaooo

[TwIsTeDEnKo]

"Honey, it'll be alright if you just say you did it"

"...I did it."

"God DAMMIT SONNUVA BITCH Blah, blah, blah."

Y'know, he wasn't honest, but you could be the better person and actually let it be alright if he admitted it. An example! Dump his ass. It's alright, not a mark on him.

[Leja60]

Whahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Zero1998y]

i know u did it ,, Just admit it !!

[DjYankee19]

LMAO!!! " you cant cheat! u kno y? cuz u gon get caught, u gon get caught i dont care who u r, 007, u gon get caught"ROFL!!!

[Historicutuber]

THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL

[mnypwrrspkt]

3 dislikes, wow 

[LORDFUGESS]

I came here to laugh now u guys just ruined it

[kennies123]

It'll be iigh if you just admit it o.o

So fking true

[maximevandendijssel]

"did you make a right with that bitch"



[Zero1998y]

I got 2 recycle the pussy !! truth LOl

[annawam1]

*you cheat on your women now you dont trust her*lol Chris you Rock!

[mcskategroup]

nigger

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

3 people are old guys at the club

[tivon3]

Wait didn't your ancestors do what blacks are doing today but on a global scale to aquire America? Aren't you currently sitting on the very land that thier rape, murder, torture, deciet, contorl and selling of slaves allowing them to gain economic dominance as to set up the future you are currently benefitting from? That same control results in the crime you see today. Watch this video if you brave enough (message to the European) We did not forget what you did.

[bourky93]

@tivon3 It's called being at the top of the food chain :D And I'm LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOVIN it!

[daveshn]

@tivon3

Yeah, it's awesome isn't it? They go to hell, I enjoy some new pussy in comfort.

[FredBR999]

@tivon3 You do know african empires enslaved white people from Europe for about 1300 years before white people "turned the table", right?

[angelfour]

@FredBR999 it was a diffent type of slavery with diffent cincepts and factors deciding who became a slave, it was not based on race/color of ones skin

[tivon3]

Absolutely, I agree but guess what we didn't torture you, rape your women, burn crosses, feed your babies to alligators, castrate you male genitals, make you farm crops and harvest corn, sugar and rice for free in the blazing hot sun, drag you from the back off trucks, call you names and belittle you etc. We did the total opposite of everything yall done to us. But hey that was our karma right? There is no sort of history of wrong doing on the scale of what yall done to us.

[Jonnyjy]

@tivon3 shut up stupid american!do you not forget what we did?haha so we will never forget what you still DO!!

time is time and things is behind and learned,but you americans still kill for the oil...became rich with others deaths...who the fuck are you to speak about badtreatment to others you sad american fat?

[Elenibaby27]

@tivon3 where is the video its not on youtube could you give me the link

[tivon3]

If you can't find more then likely they must have taken it down.

[youralcoholicdad44]

@tivon3 lol you're a nobody. "we did not forget what you did" in europe there are a lot of countries. America was mainly taken by the English and French people and still the people who live in Great Britain or France now has nothing to do with the past. its over. just like white people in america they don't have anything to do with slavery.it was before they were even born.

[Tomasito261]

@tivon3 Go fuck yourself. What WE did? I've never owned a fucking slave in my life. And who caught the slaves and sold them to the white men? The blacks and arabs! And don't forget the estimated 1.25 million white slaves in Africa who had African owners. According to your logic I should guilt trip you about that.

[carrerasubway]

@tivon3 Lol, you were never made a slave, blacks have such a chip on their shoulder, everythings "cause i'm black" not cause most blacks are stupid and lazy.

[JusBeCuzz]

@carrerasubway

Yes because we blacks designed and built the white house without any school training.

[mrwhatever213]

@258D4 I hope you die a slow death you racist hateful bitch. you come from blacks you dumb ass. you can't even stay in the sun like a vampire without sun block you genetic mutation. your nothing more then albinos bitch. blacks are children of the most high god and you will bow and realize it soon.

[AquaPurificada]

so true- when you were single nobody was thinking about your ugly ass, as soon as you get into a relationship they're coming at you in three's and fours

[ricosuave20]

I GOTTA RECYCLE THE PUSSSY....BIG WORDS

[Africacalling1]

@258D4 Niggas come in all colours, it is about being stupid and lord know stupid fucked up people come in ALL COLORS!!! LOL!!! YES WHITE NIGGERS< ASIAN NIGGERS< SPANISH NIGGERS anyone can be a nigger

[AhzekAhriman1]

I'm a caucasian nigger and proud of it lol

[silverandblackLA]

I can cook better than any woman I know, so I choose NEW PUSSY!!

[AquaPurificada]

gotta settle down so you dont become the guy thats too old to be in the club lol

[KadalaK]

yo...lmaoooooo.. I am that old nigga...

[someguy510bayarea]

"Me and my girlfriend are having a dick-sucking contest, and we thought you'd be a good judge. You never got those calls when you were single, now you get it every Tuesday." So true...

[GouzInstrumentals]

she ain't gone give u no pussy till the bills win the superbowl........ that hurt! I'm from buffalo =(

[miciamanda]

Chris, I love you and when I'm an actress in Hollywood I will marry you.

[annawam1]

@miciamanda he already married!

[wizeguy26]

and thats y alot of women today complain but they always run to dudes they know aint good for em smh

[christianteen92]

@ 6:30 flying blob of spit

[nykballaz]

i seen the old guy in the lol ahaha

[happynobody]

This was surprisingly good

[sunnydays4flwrs]

lololol that is soooo true! Women do want the confession (:

[xXstatixhockXx]

i wish i had Tiger Woods email just so i can link him this video

[Shifty4L]

@xXstatixhockXx its tigerwoods@mail.com lmao

[papajames007]

@xXstatixhockXx hahahahahahaha...it sure would've come in handy a couple of months before his nemesis caught up with him lol

[Jonnyjy]

@xXstatixhockXx why people make Tiger Woods sound like the only person in the world who cheat?pfff yeah right!this world is full of that,who knows you too..

[blastitude]

learn to cook and learn to take of yourself. New pussy any day man !

[Vedad3d]

fucking genius,its soo true....have girl,bunch other girls come flying around and shiT!!!

[SaxKing52]

we surrender



[SaxKing52]

we surrender

[blope332]

Cleaned me up, cleaned the crust out my eyes, gave me a lifesaver

[Brink0War]

I have an idea. Pretend to have a relationship with a girl. Watch the girls start coming onto you!

[perchwong94]

@Brink0War you copied that from a movie!

[Birdfl3w]

@Brink0War Kinda hard with facebook now. Its like a relationship aint official until its on Facebook -__-

[LordBifford]

03:48 This is scientifically proven. Being in a relationship signals to other women that you've been certified as a viable partner.

[gzac95]

@LordBifford I agree. I had this girl I asked out a few times and was nice to her then decided to give it up . I got a girlfriend and the other girl called me and told me she was starting to have feelings for me. She knew I had just started dating.

[Chaos13666]

love the way he ends his shows

[weirdboyshiftamusic]

LOL gave you a lightsaber!

[flyeswatter]

@weirdboyshiftamusic I think he said livesaver :)

[flyeswatter]

@weirdboyshiftamusic lol I think he said lifesaver :)

[msNB1]

lmfao love him... so true

[cmsandusky]

CLASSIC!! Forwarded it to ALL my friends!!

Hits the nail on the head!!

[z1z2zeitgeber3]

Masterclass

[Tribeofjudah99]

I Love Chris Rock beacause he always tells the truth !!

[IsaacH1273]

lol at the black women in the audience. their laffter makes it even funnier.

[KushBean]

chris rock knowwwssss

[NoisiaFan]

OMFG!@!@##!@%$!@ =))))))))))

[FINCH2786]

new pussy's illitrate!!!

[littlelyera]

Did I hear a baby at 2.01 ?

[adambennett08330]

lol this is funny and chris rock my #1 stand-up comedian....this is funny cause this is true LOL

[jadenjak]

4:40

wut the fuck is that laugh?

[fra2603]

@jadenjak HAHAHA!!! LMAO there's a chick whith a FUCKING NASTY LAUGH in the audience!!

[JigglyRose]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

" they have all the evidence in the world.....they just want the confession"

AHHAHAHAHAHA WIN

[kinkyiam]

One of the very few comedians today who has ORIGINAL jokes every time. He doesn't just reuse his old jokes or steals from other comedians. And I don't want to give out names but... a fat man by the name of Carlos can learn a thing or two. And by learn a thing or two I DON'T mean steal his jokes.

[GaryLeeProduction]

get some dick free card oh GOD so funny

[vman996]

The old guy in the club, he aint too old, just too old to be in the club.....lol

Fantastic!!!!

[HAYSQ]

@SmashJallah well he didn't mean it, then why r u acting like he spit on ur face ?

[maximusrvb]

Its great how he deals with really serious subject matter and makes it humorous.

[LyriicSky]

lmfao @ get some dick free card! haha thats true!

[ambuj1991]

no matter who you are.. you 007 ..you gon get caught !!

[yuskisakura]

I love how he ends his show xDD

[josebarca1]

we `re having a dick sucking contest hahahhahaj i`m fucking peeing my pantshahahhahaha

[josebarca1]

we `re having a dick sucking contest hahahhahaj i`m fucking peeing my pantshahahhahaha