MDA Senior Management Rap

[Commissar5]

Also, I am now proceeding to pour my bottle of Brain Bleach into my head. Must... forget... please...

[Commissar5]

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[RuinedWhat]

Asians speak funny :)

[dennisdominic]

Someone thought ..."we should do a video of our own people trying too hard and totally out of touch".. and this is the result.

[leftsarulez]

i think it cuz there asians?

[jeatblack7571]

please stop :(

[missfaublesslow]

Their lack of rhythm makes me want to break something

[Slobbert]

haaaaaahahaYES YES YALL! Check out my stock portfolio, you can put it right up your cornholio. Rounding up customers like this was a rodeo, just so everybody knows the lunch meetings been moved to borneo.

[eXAKR]

Here, you are seeing on exhibition, is the very definition of "epic failure".

[Aepotheosis]

oh god no

[TheChestnutBowl]

I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea.

[a7xfan219]

Wow,so bad it's embarrassing....

[Alptraum669]

Where in the hell can I download this instrumental? This is SUCH a good beat hahahaha I would love to write to this.

[attilathepun32]

Epic

[DSX147]

Censorship is the worst thing to ever happen to the world.

[fink58]

The CIO in a superman costum is like the cherry on the cake.

[foreverjx]

this is so painful..................arrgg­ghhhh i promise i will show it to my kids in future n scare them instead of the boogie man, weapon of heart and mind fail,,...................

[favouritesstuff]

Omg.....if this is not a parody I am embarrassed to be a Singaporean.

[hrdcrnwo]

Too bad 2pac is dead, a collab between these guys and him would have been great.

[FIIRE]

it funny but i hope my idol 50cent wont see this.....

[bowiepopreed]

so cringe worthy...amazing how much bad music we come out with (case in point: new national day songs every year)

[gigaslave]

294/208 ratio in Likes/Dislikes amuses me. 208 people have a working sense of Good Taste.

[Junafani]

@gigaslave

But this is so bad that this is good. xD

[tenchimuyo69]

Stupid Sexy rap video...

So FUCKING STUPID and catchy.

[blargenshroud]

@tenchimuyo69 Stupid sexy flanders...

[xxxscenes]

Yes yes Yall~~ HAHAHAHAHAHA

[NightMetin2sg]

it's addictive lol

[weswmilton]

I don't get the message of this video. Who are the target audience for this video ?

[minicoopers11]

@weswmilton

The MDA workers in Singapore. The younger workers apparently complained the management was out of touch with their employees, thus this video was born.

[rtc5196]

F.O.P ( fucking old peoples ) ;p

[mixmastermind]

What is this I don't even-

[kungdoejoe]

This has made my day better than it was.

[nhojnat]

we wonder why we are failing in the "soft skills". not everything comes from the top down and trickles down like pee

[sgboy21]

my friend showed me this. must have cost a lot to produce. Singaporeans must love paying for their TV licenses every year, contributing to phua chu kang, can you serve and this piece of trash.

it's very contrived. trying to put themselves in a good light and failed miserable. what's up with the rapper and superman costumes? this is culmination of singapore academic emphasis. creativity is not dead. it's retarded.

[gigaslave]

@sgboy21

At least Phua Chu Kang is (was?) funny.

[BombermanGold]

attempted brainwashing at it's finest?!

[slickma1]

lol this is hilarious

[yourmamaholdsmygun]

Wish 50 Cents would put a bullet in each of these retards' heads!

[thesquirrelisking]

Ya...what everyone else has said with an extra helping of goat's balls.

[hAhan17]

what ever shit u do, juz unblock all porn sites!!!!

[dericofilho]

What do you expect from an undemocracy? lol... anyway, I think this music is funny.

[aaronpoo]

THIS SUCK BALLS BIG TIME!!!!

[Zerokere]

Nice beat Fail lines

[selty]

Is this one of those office group activites/theme songs?

[asecondreality]

as soon as i saw the car with the flame decals my head exploded

[urzapolariz]

LOL - Who wrote this schlock?! =D The lyrics don't even rhyme 90% of the time, and when they do it seems more like an accident, lol, too funny. Yes yes y'all, we don't stop, use Chinglish, rock on!

[Zetsubou12345]

0/5 this simply just sucks!

[domokunftw]

5/5

Yoshiaki.

[mataflou]

mein2 sea \m\

[SMILESXP]

Wth..I couldnt even understand what their trying to ' sing ' and the guy in the superman suit was just weird....

[kwangAPORIA]

i want to learn this :)

its a tie with the upturn the downturn song

[CharlieHuang]

Bizzare! I read a paper on this video last night in a journal (Ethnomusicology Forum, 2009 #18/1) and could not stop giggling!

[DwankMob]

They are putting Singapore made content on the map with these phat rhymes!!

[slliksphil]

damn video is giving republicans ideas....

[urj210478]

With the exception of Cassandra Tay the rest of them look like 1st class bumbling idiots!!! What in the world were these fools thinking??? Again with the exception of Cassandra Tay the rest must have toked up to shoot this video! Idiots were not even rapping!Bloody disgrace to Singapore.....what's next.....MAS come up with a rap too???

[misoanna]

woa piang eh.

[beareroftruthiness]

The video is great. The singing is another matter.

[armchaircriticTV]

cassandra tay is a QTpie!

[o0Joba0o]

This video is awesome, I love it! It takes a different approach than the one I uploaded, but it's still a great management/hip-hopvideo.

[anschluss]

Despite being this - one of the best videos known to man, orc, elf, or Singaporeans - having been in my favs list for years, and having watched this video a multitude of times... I've never actually summed up the courage to sit down and watch the entire video until the end for fear of either insanity or smirking until I die.

[WEIRFUCKS]

"watched this video a multitude of times"

Me 2 XD

[protopotato]

greatest comment ever forever!

[armskoteic]

sad

[hkongfan]

This is crap,but at least give them credit for being creative... can you imagine Bush or John McCain rapping?

[Hepa101]

THis is dope hahahahha

[YTjohnmichael]

LOL this is horrendously hillarious.

[sgjy]

This is kinda freaky... I'm absolutely speechless.

[marisabel5gh]

this ish sweet.

[sammyadda]

they even mispronounce "Cannes"

[2Shae91]

They're Singaporean. So am I. Give them a break.

[mystaker]

I give up on life.

[monsterwins]

greatest comment.

hhahahaa!!

[MrEvan1]

MDA the epic fail and shame of singapore. *spits*

[BalletCava]

LOL ... i just threw up

[marisabel5gh]

this socks

[spartan9180]

win

[Ev0lutionz]

Fail, media hub, how to be it when websites are banned.

[solospec2003]

Fuck u cheebai MDA. Curse a million of death to the government!

[jusbringit]

KNNCCB fark u mda

[solospec2003]

mda is just kinda piece of shit company who beg on singporeans for a bowl of rice. lolz. kill all those chinaman bastard then everything will be fine though.

[solospec2003]

MDA shitheads. Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai!!!

[favouritesstuff]

LAME VIDEO.This sucks man.

[Pwned000]

StarHub throttles BitTorrent, MDA blocks pr0n, etc etc etc.

The true purpose of ultra-high speed Internet in Singapore is to download this video faster.

[HEYLOOKDANIEL]

NAPPPPSHOTTTTTT NINAOHIA

[v1510n]

btw i purposely log in find password actually all lost liao just to comment because it is CONFIRM CHOP & STAMP too NAPSHOT already

u feeling me

[v1510n]

hahaha nabei!

you know the japanese learn english video this one also got the same vibe but it is even more NAPSHOT like the old lady GANG SIGN

steady

[solospec2003]

Christopher Chia, Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan!

[pekahpek]

this is an outrage of modesty

[chmun77]

omg... what a piece of shit!

"yes, yes'all" my foot! wearing suits and singing rap??!! WTF they are thinking? it just DUN MATCH! that's what they called it creativity??! If so, I think i really disappointed with singapore.... :/

[solospec2003]

MDA fuckin chink assholes:)

[misoyao]

Oh btw, my NIECE who is ELEVEN, identified the introduction as *scratch scratch* "FUCK YOU!" *scratch scratch* "FUCK YOU!" so much for censorship eh.

[misoyao]

Go to hell.

[chomulungma]

Can somebody post a video response - the one with MDA officers seizing an uncensored "political" film shown at a private function in May 2008?

[colfaxdave]

You guys are way too serious; Cassandra Tay is a babe

[Colaziopop]

agree to that!

[monkeyclingg]

seriously, wth were they thinking

[badtubedude]

lol!!!

[MingQing]

they make us looked bad~ still cant believe those ____________ can have those jobs...

[surreal032686]

StarHub fined $10,000 for 'lesbian kissing scene' - TODAY

The MDA has fined StarHub $10,000 for airing a commercial that depicted "lesbian kissing scenes".

According to the MDA, "romanticised scenes of two girls kissing were shown and it portrayed the relationship as acceptable".

The MDA had consulted the Advisory Committee for Chinese Programmes, which concurred that the commercial had "promoted lesbianism as acceptable and romantic, especially when shown together with the lyrics featured".

[surreal032686]

StarHub fined $10,000 for 'lesbian kissing scene' - TODAY

The MDA has fined StarHub $10,000 for airing a commercial that depicted "lesbian kissing scenes".

According to the MDA, "romanticised scenes of two girls kissing were shown and it portrayed the relationship as acceptable".

The MDA had consulted the Advisory Committee for Chinese Programmes, which concurred that the commercial had "promoted lesbianism as acceptable and romantic, especially when shown together with the lyrics featured".

[lazor007]

OH FUCK, I can't bring myself to finish watching that shit, it's way too disgusting!!

[TitianX]

That was hilarious and awkward all at once. I can't believe it's real :O

[iyeoh1]

This video is just simply appalling. Youlook like buffoons and might just as well hang a sign on yourselves that says, "Jesters for Hire."

[emptyangel]

I hate MDA for a multitude of reasons.

[solospec2003]

I think Malaysia should claim Sovereignty over MDA for their deluded act of law.

[emptyangel]

The Malaysian are worst.

[emptyangel]

Not in a prejudice way, I mean just looking at their government.

[solospec2003]

Oh sorry:) How abt United States control MDA?

[emptyangel]

They'll start charging you(capitalists) and set rules that exploit the loop holes in the constitution and bill of rights etc.

[solospec2003]

I agree that malaysian are arseholes. But yeah Singapore Govt heart apparently blackened. Current media laws are also corrupted and deluded these days. Considering this some sort of communist association as a subsidiary from malays UMNO or even worst the PAS Pembangkang.

[mmutasim]

Why should US control MDA? US TV sucks.

[Zaktansnake]

..... That was totally weird but it's cool!

[yazcatraz]

Steadylah... no so square after all.

[kuaqimai]

lol the voice is not so gd e lyric is nt bad

[hightune21]

almost fell asleep hearing them singin...

[daimondai5]

too weak for jokes

[exozero]

this is gay

[FormerAltair]

No wonder some people saying, hip hop is dead, with this kind of stuff on the internet

[Ridskolan]

There is a hundred people in public who can entertain and rap better out there.Just because these senior managers at MDA are earning top salary, that does not mean they can sing and dance. Well if these organization is trying to prove they can be in top position and COOL at the same time they are wrong. Just compare themselves with WWE with corporate chairmans like Vince McMahon who can entertain and lead a company.You need looks, charisma and talent to be entertaining. MDA Singapore is way off!

[Ridskolan]

As far as I know the senior management at MDA are paid highly but that does necessarily equate them being cool or have style. It is just an insult to ordinary citizens like us who can rap and dress better than these stooges in the video but they are paid an enormous sum as CEO or director. They are trying to promote creativity but instead exhibit arrogance and cocky superior behavior in the video. They should apologize and pull down the tape for making a mockery of the people of Singapore.

[mfarhanishak]

you guys got guts! well done!

[mistaeko481516]

YES YES YA'LL

[singaporevideography]

cool!

[koshiroizumi]

Hmm.. Sounds like a bastard copy of Whatcha Got by Brother Ali.

Originality points: 2/10

[warmongers666]

Screw this. I am in Singapore and a big rap fan. This is a disgrace. A bunch of old people insulting rap. Thats all.

[nickngsl]

NO NO Y'ALL!!gosh i'm utterly embarrassed..after the first few seconds,i thought it'd be funny,but it became just painful to watch..aren't they ashamed to do this at all?thank goodness this wasnt as widely publicised as they might have wanted it,or we'd become the laughingstock of the world.peace out,dudes,and stay out!

[rongjie89]

oh my god. i didn't think it was this bad when i heard about it. what a disgrace to singapore media development.

[feng87]

hmm, well if they wanna promote creativity, it should be in a creative way too! so i think this is not too bad =)

[ingm4r]

I just listened to the first 10 seconds and I am very very rudely shocked.

IT'S SO BAD YO. YES YES YO.

[whipcreamduo]

if tupac n biggie saw this they will be dying in their graves again

[mailinator722]

tupac is not dead

[brianrgeller]

This makes the F.C.C. look good.

[aylinga]

Beautiful, just beautiful :-))

[GrIMEvILL]

So I give it to them for trying but I give them nothing for doing it this way rather than other more effective ways....

[GrIMEvILL]

Well they're trying to get onto the world stage... I don't see why they had to do this because I don't think this rapping works... It sounds like they got it off from some brochure and pasted it on the lyrics.. Haha well and apparently they spent big bucks hiring an international director to shoot this crap... The money put into this could definitely been put to better use in reaching the world... Well at least they tried anyway... Its a bold step for the upper management to do this anyway...

[jupitar93]

Gosh!! This is a JOKE of a JOKE! I cant believe it that this is a video made from Singapore. The rap is very orignal and the adults obviously cant rap. All they do is keep a straight face and do the "yo yo" sign.

The adults wanna connect to teens and younger generation and they hope by this, they can connect. Seems like the teens doesnt treat this like a comedy show instead of a rap MTV. I agree lol, this looks more like a comedy show.

[jwzhu]

this video is full of jargons, what is KPI? and PMP? iTrax? do they expect the common people to understand what they try to convey?

[paigia]

What a waste of taxpayer's money!

[jingglejanggle]

oh dear what is this!?

[jwzhu]

some of them have huge accents, without the subtitles i wouldn't be able to understand what they "rap" about

but they did a good job, i'm IMPRESSED! hehehe..

[GoldenFlea]

Michael Yap is my homeboi.

[wsl3796]

According to the news, it pulled in 20000 views in 2 days... now i see why

[datztrue]

what the fuk? goddam trust sgaporean money-faced econo-crazed bureacraats to come up with something liek this without irony. i cringe as a sgaporean watching these fukers try so hard and rap about money, producticvity, being fuking no. 1. China,cannes here i come. Fuk you assholes, you will never get it abuot creativity or streetcred. eat shit.

[haitek]

for a song whose chorus is "Get creative can do, rock on"... this wasn't very creative.

[lcydavid]

Yes, yes, y'all

we don't stop

Get creative can do, rock on

Yes, yes, y'all

we don't stop

Get connected world wide, rock on

[AllanScotti]

Ling Pek Ling is the only one who seems to be rapping properly, to some extent. :P

[lkc159]

Do I laugh or cry?

Don't worry. Not all Singaporeans are like them.

[leetheo]

OMG!!!

[Keyinei]

1 star for the horribleness,

or 5 stars for the hilarity of it?

btw, are they shot and murdered yet?

[Abebil]

Thank god the corporate adults have a sense of humour... Nice video!^^

[helennalee]

it's a great start, at least they're trying to.

[oraenor]

LOL.... So thats where pay raises go to these days!

[lasttimearound]

this shit is hot like 50.

[jasontlau]

XDDDDDDD..... couldn't stop laughing....

[yylikeutube]

Get the right persons to do the dance and singing and it will do a better job of whatever message you are trying to sent across to the viewers.

Or is this vid make to show your dance moves to viewer?

[foxie77]

LOL~ first the Vii, now this, omg wtf is SG becoming LOL!!!!!!!!

[GNJF]

singapore did not invent the vii, china did..

[primepinkister]

Time to get a pay rise like your fellow civil serpents in the cabinet.You managed to thrill us with this half baked, plaigarised and 'not viral' video.Yes, we can solve all our problems by simply raising the prices of everything and can offset it by increasing your pay and bonuses.William Hung like indeed.

[Unobrain]

What a disgrace. A showcase to the world that Singapore is in the hands of wack heads? It explains the kind of "quality" programming we have in our media.

So calling all overseas scholars and foreign talents, come to our country and contribute your best. And we promise to feature the best performers in the upcoming video wearing diapers and pacifier in mouth. Anyone?

[Shaun500]

Ugh. Feel like puking. I can understand how they want their senior management to show a more "fun" face to the people, but it feels too fake, and... More importantly to me, as a mass communications grad...

This falls on the same level as those radio advertisements which are read by the actual GM/CEO who have horrible linguistic skills and as such instead of conveying a personal touch to the message, instead screw it up and make it sound horrible such that people who hear it cringe.......

[jackel83]

OKay. I appreciate the effort, but the purpose of that was what again?

[KKKlement]

YESS singapore content on the international stage yess i can tell how far this video will go. FEES and FINES we make it easier for you to pay Shows alot of what they are after eh ? Pooor Low Grade Propaganda !! BoOo0o0oo !!!

[dementedweasel]

That cassandra tay broad was hot at least...

[normau12]

So that's where my TV Licence & Radio Licence fees/tax goes...now I'm happy to pay it.

Fight the Power

[mike7743]

hahaha, best video. yes yes y'all rock on...lol

[crazyguppy]

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*laughs like mad, pukes blood, wipes blood off, laughs like mad, puke white foam, wipe the white foam away, laughs like mad and shits on the computer screen.*

[kinnybot]

The MDA should Anal thier wives

Prove me wrong

[kinnybot]

This is a friggin embarassment Screw the MDA trying to connect to younger generations??????

FUCK!?!?! i do not even dare to say i am a singaporean

singapores a Joke thats why terrorist do not bother to bomb our asses cos they'll be kaughing thier asses off

Fuck this shit

[mike7743]

you're stupid, it's just a video and they're just having fun. it's people like you that can't have fun. smh

[kinnybot]

I do not see the fun in being a bunch of bookworms disgracing the whole country

[mike7743]

disgrace? are you fucken retarded? how the hell does this represents Singapore in any shape or form? I'm not even a Singaporean but I find this amusing and applaud they're effort for trying something that is fun. you seem to have an inferiority complex issue and want to prove to the world something else, when in reality the world doesn't even care. take it for what it's worth and stop being such a jerk.

[idunnobigandhappy]

"how the hell does this represents Singapore in any shape or form?"

Informed YouTube discourse right there.