Michael Moschen performs THE TRIANGLE

[SinXJinXSmyth]

proof that bouncy balls are the best thing ever

[ScumOfCaligula]

This man has spent a lot of time, alone... with his balls.

[suction]

I mean, get straight to the climax, no need for endless foreplay. This is the age of the internet. We have no time.

[suction]

2 minutes would have been enough. A bit long in the tooth.

[deadakire]

You are on reddit!! This is just incredible.

[Th3hUnT3R1]

omfg

[triangle]

I invented that!

[SwedenArise]

Imagine what he could do with a fotball :S

[madlok]

parabéns, pai do angelo.

[MrMattmccall]

i would not want to play against this guy in a game of wall ball

[ScarfaceMontana69]

he has alot of time and balls on his hand

[PatWardMagic]

Bravo!!!!!!!!!!

[guysanchez]

If you distributed this man's hand eye coordination equally amongst all mankind, there would be no clumsy people in the world.

[TheAPC91]

...and i thought i was cool for playing guitar :(

[mort2512]

He destroyed the laws of physics. Well, at least he made it awesome first. Haha

[AndrosForever]

Job description: I play with balls all day.

[chenso1]

All I could think of while watching this is that if he was on America's got talent they'd probably ask him if he can light the triangle on fire next time...

[usernamedaniedmrg]

this sounds so weird when you have your eyes closed

[dashrirprock]

Must think tennis is boring. (But who doesn't?)

[GGGeoff]

Was this the guy who did all the fancy stuff for David Bowie in Labryinth?

[usernamedaniedmrg]

@GGGeoff

it was this guy, he stood behind him almost every time

[GGGeoff]

@usernamedaniedmrg Thought so, Thanks!

[PixelAmbitions]

illuminati



[justgobacktosleep]

It's incredible how he makes it look so effortless - like every other juggling act he does, I suppose :)

Inspirational guy xP

[domesticcaribou]

+19 dexterity

[Quiltfish]

Property of WINSTAR. How appropriate.

[MrPicolada1979]

the biggest bullshit ever!!!

[kevin71127]

Pyramid Head in his younger days.

[sasli001]

I like the part where the ball hits the walls of the triangle.

[chrispinkification]

@sasli001 you're obviously a person of high taste

[bobbygrewal100]

and people say men cant multi task

[jeebses]

I bet this is amazing to watch high! o.o...brb

[bdfc1981]

This guys hand to eye coordination is Ridiculous!

[yue15moon]

Thank you StumbleUpon!

[maplezyrup]

Dear god...How much *practice* does this take!?

[hobo9881]

"Well...I could do that!"

-46 Youtube viewers

[hobo9881]

Looks like 46 master jugglers are watching this video...

[Rocketboy5]

The fake applause are so annoying.

[kiptenaikk]

Looks like i'll be going to see mike play with his balls then.

[craigcross1985]

Genius...

[Sepia1989]

incredible

[1800simon1800]

illuminati

[TweFoji]

Most boring audience ever

[EddieKat]

@TweFoji I strongly disagree with this. I think the audience's lack of response is due to them being mesmerized by Michael's performance. I certainly get mesmerized by it!

[N33dM04rM3t4l]

This is so lame

[macyjrey]

He's like the ninja of juggling. XD

[Epicentera]

it would be interesting to see a scan of his brain as he is juggling with his whole body, I'll bet that the part of the brain that deals with movement would light up much brighter than usual

[seroum1]

Wow

[AliSamir20]

ILLUUMIINNAATIII

[HeliumFreak17]

Video is about 5 minutes too long. Only gets good after 4:50

[SvenGolly2006]

@HeliumFreak17 I'm guessing you jump to the end of movies and books as well. You must be missing a lot in life. ;-)

[JIAsheraw]

what an amazing thing to spend time on.. changing the world.....

[jaredknightcom]

Awesome

[sheadugall]

I participate in band. But I don't play the triangle. I'm to good for the triangle. So I don't perform it. I perform the alto saxophone instead. That makes me a saxophonist. That also makes me an alto saxophonist. Being a saxophonist and an alto saxophonist makes you better and more skilled than just a trianglist. That's why I'm better.

[mountainbagger]

He probably plays with his balls all day long.

[ampmasterZ]

blue man gruop, meet michael moschen

[Coconutfurious]

definition of ambidextrous

[Dizzylittlelord]

id invite him to my birthday party

[Gunman610]

@Dizzylittlelord He probably does birthday parties...for a LOT of money

[tommywhitmanjr]

This is cool but i also didnt like it because it was so long and i thought that he would do better it wasnt my favorite.I can agree that it was boring cause i thought so myself.

[VitaminsAndMercury]

@tommywhitmanjr i agree i really enjoyed this but i think it went on a little to long

[tommywhitmanjr]

this was so amazing I loved it. I LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT I WOULD HIM ALL DAY.

[THEprideofalion]

cool...but also very boring. so that guy is good at bouncing balls within a triangle...i wouldn't say that equals a lot of success in life, but who knows.

[GTRskylyne]

I bet he could kill u in raquetball

[thehatrus]

Great use of balls. i mean great lol this guy could kill with his balls lmao

[snursmumrik]

a man and his balls:D

[traumawoman]

beyond amazing! I wish I could have done this in HS! He must have gotten so manny offers for sex after this!!!!!!

[JamesTKirkCobain]

I like to do that too, bounce my balls against a triangle.

[JonnoGradian]

if that guy was that impressed at the start, he must have had a heart attack later on o_o

[Himanyan72]

これは見事としか言えませんねぇ！スゴい

[ch3dder]

@Himanyan72 I know right!

[Recordbusters]

5:05 looks like a screensaver

[BEPPP90]

I bet he can rub his tummy and tap his head at the same time... but I'm just guessing.

[MICHAELisTNT]

Wow I want a triangle now

[chetalk]

charlie chaplin!

[FariaBren]

Illuminati brain wash! 

[M923]

I'm sure he's awesome at beer pong

[boyyoyo]

This guy must've been a bitch at Jacks when he was a kid...

[ghfreakwierdo123]

He makes it look so goddamn EASY!

[mattbrowny]

The only thing I didnt like about this video is that it ended. Its hard to find genius like this anymore.

[LightRogue100]

@mattbrowny agreed. saw this when it was new, and, still.... great job!

[manufacturedfracture]

this ladies and gentle fucks is why he was awarded the genius grant

[enigma42177]

new to contact juggling, mwhat kind of balls is he useing in this vidor?

[lppa2006]

holy sheep excrement batman, that was freaking amazing

[DSmoothMike]

I'm fucking amazed.

[MrGoatEyes]

39 dislikes = 39 losers who buy their kids clothes on eBay.

[ChrisHollobaugh]

@MrGoatEyes AKA poor people.

[MrGoatEyes]

39 dislikes = 39 morons

[ashizzasamizza]

that's so co but probably really hard to do

[jenNjuice84]

Oh man.

[FreerideCuritiba]

oh my god !!! simple the best !!!!!

[AGL23]

triangles have 3 sides...

[cultclassic999]

While Mr. Moschen is mastering poetry in motion, 39 people lack enough co-ordination to click on the like button.

[SudoDSLAM]

@cultclassic999 and obviously you lack the creativity to come up with a less cliche comment

[DardisMusic]

From 3.20 is simply, for a clumsy guy like me, simply unimaginable.

[JasonTylerRicci]

poetry in motion

[RitvarLegend]

damn this should take him a couple years to master

[Hina88]

39 people missed the like-button =D

[Luthienn]

Oh how I love Triangles.

Gotta love geometry.

This guy knows the Legend of Zelda. :D

[andersentaurean]

he should do somethin with drums

[Andrexo3o]

thats amazing

[babiki16]

Здорово!Спасибо!!!

[KINGERYJ2011]

very awsome

[eugenealive]

Bravo!

[JohnnyLeuthard]

Amazing!!!!!

[SkeeterFASO]

Great!

[Vitrexxxx]

woouuu, amazing ! great idea !

[edsonkimora1]

iss good  very god

[vizi38]

делать нехуй бедняге

[ARTISTafkc]

sos un genio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrACagle]

Incredible. One question. When he taps the balls on the triangle or holds them at a certain spot is that 'part of the show' or is it like a mental measurement?

[Havixus]

@MrACagle Actually, it's part of the beat he's playing. If you listen, he's not only just performing a nice visual for the audience, it's a beat. Like a drum rhythm. When he taps, he is simply adding to the beat.

[Elissar87]

This guy is nukkin futts! AKA Absolutely brilliant!!

[ldbeme]

Holy crap! I can't even imagine how long this must have taken to put together. Amazing!

[berniepara]

he'd be a monster in beer pong haha

[csRocker]

which balls is he using :O

[thewildone]

Its really astonishing. He invented this kind of juggling.

[ptm5150]

I could watch this guy play with his balls all day long...

[tut153]

@ptm5150 lol

[missyandsox1]

haha awesome never seen a guy multi task so well

[pants7]

This was pretty cool but to be honest I was kind of expecting a little more.

[omarkaya42]

@pants7 RUNUTS? Try one of these moves. I dare you. Watch it again. Think real hard about the degree of balance, precision, and timing required to do even the most basic moves. The first ball you throw, you're going to be chasing it across the floor. This guy went on for 6 minutes straight. "Expecting a little more..." Some people. Really...

[pants7]

@omarkaya42 I respect the fact that you enjoy the video. And like I said, i thuoght it was cool. But I was expecting more to it. It seemed like a lot of buildup with no climax. I understand that it takes skill to do it. I never said it didn't. You took what I said the wrong way. However, I think you should respect my opinion even though it differenciates from yours. It's not going to please everyone. "Some people" I'm sure there are plenty of things that I enjoy that you might not be amused by.

[omarkaya42]

@pants7 Yep. Like your condescending attitude and your screen name, for starters.

[pants7]

@omarkaya42 How is my attitude condesending? I don't think i'm superior to anyone. I was genuinely respecting your opinion vs mine. What exactly is your problem dude?

[Lchristyhastings]

@pants7 (comment made several months ago). Unfortunately, this clip cuts out before he uses 6 (?) balls in the triangle. And if you were a juggler, you would grasp how difficult this is. Look for the video that says "Part 1", which shows it all. And then check out his crystal balls. What he does with 1 ball is beyond amazing. And all of it is Real! Go see him in person.

[protozerox]

@pants7 hey dont worry champ, i agree with you :D

[pants7]

@protozerox Yay! :D

[Heflamoke]

and back in school nobody wanted to play the triangle

[SoldatSolutrea]

Michael Moschen is a coordinating genius.

[shadowofomen]

I keep thinking in my mind that he would start playing Crazy Train in the begining of this vid

[MovementImage]

I love the way he pretends to be discovering everything for the very first time, great showmanship,

[AlexPoizon92]

BALLS!!!

[volbla]

Requesting in 60 hz.

[cowmaster5000]

a man and his balls, amazing they seem to have dropped

[banj0999]

THE TRIANGLE HAS TO BE RIGGED!!!

[stevenscottoddballz]

Does anyone know if he did this before or after being in "Labyrinth" as David Bowie's hands?

[Vajew]

wish i had a triangle to juggle in... but his footwork impressed me the most. havent tried bounce juggling yet, mostly cuz beanbags dont work so well

[Rajhoul]

meh

[WarPhalange]

When he started using his feet, I just about lost it.

[jimothy413]

I'm pretty sure it would take me about a thousand lifetimes just to master the first minute of this routine.

[cofycats]

Michael Moschen is one of my favorite performers of any kind.

[NickisElite]

is he a wizard?

[DustinDerefield]

@NickisElite or maybe a demon?

[SisterOfSorrow]

Hes like the first ever contact juggler n now theyve come up with this fushigi ball that makes it look so easy..michael got jipped

[sirbflean]

AMAZING.. sounds like zepps moby dick lol.. Mr. Moschen, hats off to you sir, stroke of genius!

[acespades175]

In band I play the triangle.

I'm ready to take it to a whole other level!

[antinodoctors]

magnificent. better than any magic trick i will ever see. this is real...

[stuntfailproductions]

this is cool

[keato95]

stumble upon is amazing...love it

[RenderUntoCeaser]

He sure can handle those balls nicely.

[xassasinx33]

fucking amazing lol!

[sexcessproject]

I love the music he does.

[ja1andju1]

it's not fake or photoshopped

he makes a living off of this.

[DesireSpasm]

@ja1andju1

Welcome to the internet, you must be old.

[carpstorm]

photoshopped.

[gdawg277]

does anyone know what type of juggling balls thous would be?

[scarletpenguin]

@gdawg277 probably lacrosse balls. they have a nice weight, and a great bounce.

[doldei]

fake ...

[zesky]

Whenever I am uninspired to practise piano or work on something, I think of this guy. Then I feel ashamed.

[EliteHaterG14]

dude has way to much time on his hands lol

[Celtiki]

What else should jugglers do with their time than perfecting their skills?

Maybe he watches football or curling in is his spare time...

[diaboloman112]

super

[Muppio]

That's some serious multitasking.

[withoutapulse]

wow

[Ultrasecond]

They did the scenes where he was Bowie's arm in the dark crystal so well as a kid I never thought it wasn't Bowie doing those tricks with the crystals.

[Gothica059]

it was in Labyrinth, not Dark Crystal

[PapaMurphSki]

Cool!

[pactocomogoogle]

phoda o cara, muita coordenação

[ivanimv]

Good

[drylips1]

he should play triangle for the Dillinger escape plan.

[Sphinxfalcon]

thats just fuckin cool. >.>

[flixmsncom]

wow that seems really hard!

[saratov1]

unreal! чувак жжот

[Xiongmao1969]

От координации мужика просто башню сносит!

[SteliosMantis]

A lot of nice videos and very good execution.

[disturbthedead]

Now here's something you don't see everyday... Imaginative guy, I must say. Imagination + lots of free time on his hands = art or in some cases the Jackass series

[dreamdewil]

That was way cool

[shutemdwn]

i cant imagine how frustrating that must have been when he first started practicing to do that. amazing though.

[13Raffy90]

wooooooo questo si ke é 1 grande!!! :)