Dan uses the female lion analogy a lot in his videos but the male loins still "run" the pride. The females hunt and the male lions protect the pride from threats such as hyenas and other male lions.
Subject experiences manic episodes as evidenced by paranoid and accusatory narratives featuring "conspiracies" involving political figures. Subject also experiences flight of thoughts as well as psychotic features as evidenced by delusional statements of unrelated topics. Subject is noted to have little or no insight to his current condition and is unable to relay any history of mental illness. - Exert from Dan's psychiatric evaluation
Dan, you're priceless. I actually think you just might be the next Muhammad Ali. Don't ever change man. I have never known anyone who rattle off an improvised monologue, while higher than a kite, like you can.
@Element115fl Damn, you just shattered my world. Here I've been pretty much thinking Dan is the Messiah (he thinks that too!) I guess now that I listen with a different ear, I can tell that he has an outline to read. He improvises a little to sound off-the-cuff, but yeah, I can catch him here and there missing words. What a disappointment!...
he done his research...keep your mind right dan...never get extreme unless its absolutely needed...go with nature people...if we dont get in order with nature, we are fucked..weve gone way, way , way to far...its madness
Wake up people, mmmmkay? The evil elite are killing the bees. Exactly. Fucking cracked. Firecrackers up thier asses, you sleeping walking nightmare zombie.
Word to all cracked! readers. This dude is fuckin insane. But hell yer, I reckon we start a fuckin PPV Battle Royale - Tonya Harding/Viacheslav Datsik/Dan Quinn/Ron Artest. Wat he says about Mel Gibson is fuckin rubbish, that wasnt even Mels character in that movie.
The thing that scares me the most, is that there a millions of people just like this man, in the world. They all get on youtube and start talking, and it just makes me want to die. At one point it was funny, but it's not funny anymore.
Dan "the Man"! You're one of a kind brother! If MMA had been as popular 20 years and lots of drug use ago, I have know doubt you would have been one of the greatest! I love you man! I believe you have the heart of a lion and and lamb all at once! Like I said one of a kind. All you bitches that dogging Dan Quinn: know Dan will stomp your ass if necesssary!
his jaw looks fucked.. can someone tell me why..........I am young and dont know much about drugs...so maybe could someone tell me why he looks weird...heirone, meth or something.. he said stevia ..but ..i dont know
@marvelousfilms stevia is his "magic fuel" its hard to explain, its all youtube conflict on people saying he is a drug addict, he's a fighter and hilariouse in rants to me, an its all conflic w/ him really no need to go in depth
@enkibumbu "earth is about 50% dead people, maybe mid to low 40s, because that's how much of what looks like water but isn't water is actually out there"
stevia is for fucking fags like you and diego must be off his fucking rocker to even associate with a nutjob like you.you live with your mom you fucking wanker.p.s. why did you back out of fight with the badman dave huckaba??bitch!
Dan uses the female lion analogy a lot in his videos but the male loins still "run" the pride. The females hunt and the male lions protect the pride from threats such as hyenas and other male lions.
PharodWormhair 1 week ago
Standard druggie pcyhological projections paranoid personality.
Easier to point the finger than come realize the fact that "they" didnt destroy you, you destroyed yourself.
Numeronx 2 weeks ago
seems like he's reading from a script fo r the first part
pokerwiz101 4 weeks ago
Oh, never mind, he's reading it off a screen. Maybe he wrote it though.
1Pantikian 2 months ago
Its sad that a lot of what he's saying is actually right. The crazy bastard...
1Pantikian 2 months ago
hes crazy but I bet his IQ is pretty high
hawkdogie 5 months ago
Dan Quinns a pothead therefore i love him<333
NeeKroVal 7 months ago
Subject experiences manic episodes as evidenced by paranoid and accusatory narratives featuring "conspiracies" involving political figures. Subject also experiences flight of thoughts as well as psychotic features as evidenced by delusional statements of unrelated topics. Subject is noted to have little or no insight to his current condition and is unable to relay any history of mental illness. - Exert from Dan's psychiatric evaluation
Drakon1634 11 months ago
Dan, you're priceless. I actually think you just might be the next Muhammad Ali. Don't ever change man. I have never known anyone who rattle off an improvised monologue, while higher than a kite, like you can.
SphinctersForever 1 year ago
@SphinctersForever he's not improvising, he's reading of a computer screen. you see him scroll down near the end when he stops talking.
Element115fl 4 months ago
@Element115fl Damn, you just shattered my world. Here I've been pretty much thinking Dan is the Messiah (he thinks that too!) I guess now that I listen with a different ear, I can tell that he has an outline to read. He improvises a little to sound off-the-cuff, but yeah, I can catch him here and there missing words. What a disappointment!...
SphinctersForever 4 months ago
he done his research...keep your mind right dan...never get extreme unless its absolutely needed...go with nature people...if we dont get in order with nature, we are fucked..weve gone way, way , way to far...its madness
ThleTruth 1 year ago
Okay, so he starts out...
"Oh, we're killing the world, things are dying, this world is evil"...
"Because they kicked me off youtube for no reason!"
HAHAHA. WTF. Is this guy for real?
dracofangxxx 1 year ago
Stevia, japanese cars, gay prostitutes, blowing up frogs, i really fuckin hate this guy. Moronic.
eclowell 1 year ago
This is so many levels of 'crazy' ... even for a vlogger!
fenriz218 1 year ago
I dont recognized dan with his shirt on
MindMystic 1 year ago
Live your life like everything dan quinn says is true. Seriously, try it for one hour
1Pantikian 1 year ago 5
I wish all infomercials were like this.
Delcat42 1 year ago
This guy is 32 different kinds of crazy.
avamariewilliamson 1 year ago
He's a lot more calm in this video. I counted <500 "motherfucker"s in this one.
ADeadHeaDz 1 year ago 3
For those folks from Cracked put it like this, visit QuinnStevia - Dan's channel - For real time Dan Quinn Updates from the legend himself.
QuinnMeth 1 year ago
Wake up people, mmmmkay? The evil elite are killing the bees. Exactly. Fucking cracked. Firecrackers up thier asses, you sleeping walking nightmare zombie.
jzcrib 1 year ago
@jzcrib ha ha ha ha ha ha
libragirl420 1 year ago
Wake up people, mmmmkay? The evil elite are killing the bees. Exactly. Fucking cracked.
jzcrib 1 year ago
ok?
Proletariat12 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@EnemyHero182
Didn't read the first sentence. Stay classy!
prototrooper 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT OH NO THE BUMBLEBEES!!!!!!!!!
flipwits2 1 year ago
Lol, he is chewing that gum LIKE CRAZY!
prototrooper 1 year ago
Word to all cracked! readers. This dude is fuckin insane. But hell yer, I reckon we start a fuckin PPV Battle Royale - Tonya Harding/Viacheslav Datsik/Dan Quinn/Ron Artest. Wat he says about Mel Gibson is fuckin rubbish, that wasnt even Mels character in that movie.
EnemyHero182 1 year ago
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prototrooper 1 year ago
@EnemyHero182
cracked.com much?
prototrooper 1 year ago
@prototrooper
wtf do u mean by that stupid comment. yer cracked! is my homepage douche.
EnemyHero182 1 year ago
@EnemyHero182
Didn't read the first sentence. Stay classy!
prototrooper 1 year ago
@EnemyHero182
Didn't read the first sentence. Stay classy!
prototrooper 1 year ago
I will sell you m0dean for $750,000. That's quite a savings over the...I'm sorry, what did you want to buy for $1,000,000? Vanishing1R? Mytraya?
M0DEAN 1 year ago
I wanna see a fight between this guy and the russian ranked #2 on the list. I'd give it 3 minutes before they start flinging shit at each other.
jdoggg27 1 year ago
cracked
Kadozier 1 year ago 2
The thing that scares me the most, is that there a millions of people just like this man, in the world. They all get on youtube and start talking, and it just makes me want to die. At one point it was funny, but it's not funny anymore.
theRedPress 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you're here because of Cracked.
eatyourmumshead 1 year ago 128
@eatyourmumshead
I have been watching some dan quinn vids and people always mention cracked....whats that?
MindMystic 1 year ago
cracked.com did an article on crazy athletes and dan was #1
soulesslemming 1 year ago 2
@eatyourmumshead Whats cracked?
fcuk90001 11 months ago
@fcuk90001 type "seanbaby cracked" on google and just read a random article.. you welcome..
RespekTV 10 months ago
@fcuk90001 cracked.com
Trox118 7 months ago
Every time someone says "wake up" in a youtube video, I take a drink from the bottle of scotch next to my computer.
I go through a lot of scotch.
poetdesmond 1 year ago
what......the.......fuck?
isaiah322 1 year ago
i miss these prepared speechs, now its all freestyle
ShitWrangler 1 year ago
Quinn Vs Time Cube in the cage
PharodWormhair 1 year ago
The Illuminati is conspiring against Dan. Yea, he's that fucking important.
smokwilk 1 year ago
That Jaw looks like some kind of fuckin alien fighter jet.
QuinnMeth 1 year ago 5
this old fag is fucked in the head Dan Quinn in english you homo
ASSLOVER56 1 year ago
Dan Quinn you fag are you on piss and shit you look like dog shit
ASSLOVER56 1 year ago
this jigga is a mutha fudging crackhead. who would seriously take an herb that he stands behind?
cbow404 1 year ago
meth is a helluva drug
juicestain117 1 year ago
bumble bees are vanishing and the elite of this world want it this way.
jesustouchedme69 1 year ago 4
Dan "the Man"! You're one of a kind brother! If MMA had been as popular 20 years and lots of drug use ago, I have know doubt you would have been one of the greatest! I love you man! I believe you have the heart of a lion and and lamb all at once! Like I said one of a kind. All you bitches that dogging Dan Quinn: know Dan will stomp your ass if necesssary!
goatdaddy77 1 year ago
lol angry jesus
Tunkz0rg 1 year ago
im suprised dan can read this good. im pretty sure he only wrote the part about stevia
WEEDfalloutUFC 1 year ago
breathe, dan quinn. breathe.
xanthrax4 2 years ago
geeze put the script away you fucking dumb meth head
Bacon22122 2 years ago
@Bacon22122 Would someone please put Dan Quinn to sleep!
CONDEMNEDcriminal 1 year ago
his jaw looks fucked.. can someone tell me why..........I am young and dont know much about drugs...so maybe could someone tell me why he looks weird...heirone, meth or something.. he said stevia ..but ..i dont know
marvelousfilms 2 years ago
@marvelousfilms haha ur funny kid
WEEDfalloutUFC 1 year ago
@marvelousfilms stevia is his "magic fuel" its hard to explain, its all youtube conflict on people saying he is a drug addict, he's a fighter and hilariouse in rants to me, an its all conflic w/ him really no need to go in depth
kloless 1 year ago
EARTH IS 50% DEAD PEOPLE
SpaceCheese69 2 years ago 4
God, shut the fuck up. I can't believe how ignorant this dumbass pussy is.
fusebmxrider 2 years ago
He's amazingly cogent in this one. Can't fault him.
Even a coocoo clock is correct twice a day.
enkibumbu 2 years ago
@enkibumbu "earth is about 50% dead people, maybe mid to low 40s, because that's how much of what looks like water but isn't water is actually out there"
yes, cogent as fuck.
furQ 2 years ago 2
im maitreya lol
doubtingthomasmma 2 years ago
Your a smart guy, you think on the same level i do. I wonder if your a christian.
Miguels07 2 years ago
@Miguels07 : If you think anywhere near the level as this batshit crazy nutjob, then I suggest you see a doctor. :) Or check into rehab.
rastogivimal 1 year ago
this is amazing
multitrackdriftu 2 years ago
lol buy a youtube name for 1 million dollars
DilX0R 2 years ago 4
he seems to be reading from a script
ecvjohnny 2 years ago 2
ahh Crystal Meth makes you crazy. Hopefully one day when this dude is sober he will look at this video and reflect.
chilly162 2 years ago 20
this guy is a retarded looking crackhead
OgBJJ 2 years ago
stevia is for fucking fags like you and diego must be off his fucking rocker to even associate with a nutjob like you.you live with your mom you fucking wanker.p.s. why did you back out of fight with the badman dave huckaba??bitch!
Joel6255 2 years ago
He sure has a way of working ass-play into every rant.
imascab 2 years ago 9
make my body beautifill stan help me loose 475 pounds!!
IM2SEXY4MASELF 2 years ago
true, like it or not. I would give the elite a F on running this world. D-Queezy is the man.
NewWorldSlaughter048 2 years ago
what is his new account name?
Avalanche2 2 years ago
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goodwilltx 2 years ago
dan quinn for the first post
southwestwardly 2 years ago