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  • Dan uses the female lion analogy a lot in his videos but the male loins still "run" the pride. The females hunt and the male lions protect the pride from threats such as hyenas and other male lions.

  • Standard druggie pcyhological projections paranoid personality.

    Easier to point the finger than come realize the fact that "they" didnt destroy you, you destroyed yourself.

  • seems like he's reading from a script fo r the first part

  • Oh, never mind, he's reading it off a screen. Maybe he wrote it though.

  • Its sad that a lot of what he's saying is actually right. The crazy bastard...

  • hes crazy but I bet his IQ is pretty high

  • Dan Quinns a pothead therefore i love him<333

  • Subject experiences manic episodes as evidenced by paranoid and accusatory narratives featuring "conspiracies" involving political figures. Subject also experiences flight of thoughts as well as psychotic features as evidenced by delusional statements of unrelated topics. Subject is noted to have little or no insight to his current condition and is unable to relay any history of mental illness. - Exert from Dan's psychiatric evaluation

  • Dan, you're priceless. I actually think you just might be the next Muhammad Ali. Don't ever change man. I have never known anyone who rattle off an improvised monologue, while higher than a kite, like you can.

  • @SphinctersForever he's not improvising, he's reading of a computer screen. you see him scroll down near the end when he stops talking.

  • @Element115fl Damn, you just shattered my world. Here I've been pretty much thinking Dan is the Messiah (he thinks that too!) I guess now that I listen with a different ear, I can tell that he has an outline to read. He improvises a little to sound off-the-cuff, but yeah, I can catch him here and there missing words. What a disappointment!...

  • he done his research...keep your mind right dan...never get extreme unless its absolutely needed...go with nature people...if we dont get in order with nature, we are fucked..weve gone way, way , way to far...its madness

  • Okay, so he starts out...

    "Oh, we're killing the world, things are dying, this world is evil"...

    "Because they kicked me off youtube for no reason!"

    HAHAHA. WTF. Is this guy for real?

  • Stevia, japanese cars, gay prostitutes, blowing up frogs, i really fuckin hate this guy. Moronic. 

  • This is so many levels of 'crazy' ... even for a vlogger!

  • I dont recognized dan with his shirt on

  • Live your life like everything dan quinn says is true. Seriously, try it for one hour

  • I wish all infomercials were like this.

  • This guy is 32 different kinds of crazy.

  • He's a lot more calm in this video. I counted <500 "motherfucker"s in this one.

  • For those folks from Cracked put it like this, visit QuinnStevia - Dan's channel - For real time Dan Quinn Updates from the legend himself.

  • Wake up people, mmmmkay? The evil elite are killing the bees. Exactly. Fucking cracked. Firecrackers up thier asses, you sleeping walking nightmare zombie.

  • @jzcrib ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • Wake up people, mmmmkay? The evil elite are killing the bees. Exactly. Fucking cracked.

  • ok?

  • HOLY SHIT OH NO THE BUMBLEBEES!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol, he is chewing that gum LIKE CRAZY!

  • Word to all cracked! readers. This dude is fuckin insane. But hell yer, I reckon we start a fuckin PPV Battle Royale - Tonya Harding/Viacheslav Datsik/Dan Quinn/Ron Artest. Wat he says about Mel Gibson is fuckin rubbish, that wasnt even Mels character in that movie.

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  • @EnemyHero182

    cracked.com much?

  • @prototrooper

    wtf do u mean by that stupid comment. yer cracked! is my homepage douche.

  • @EnemyHero182

    Didn't read the first sentence. Stay classy!

  • @EnemyHero182

    Didn't read the first sentence. Stay classy!

  • I will sell you m0dean for $750,000. That's quite a savings over the...I'm sorry, what did you want to buy for $1,000,000? Vanishing1R? Mytraya?

  • I wanna see a fight between this guy and the russian ranked #2 on the list. I'd give it 3 minutes before they start flinging shit at each other.

  • cracked

  • The thing that scares me the most, is that there a millions of people just like this man, in the world. They all get on youtube and start talking, and it just makes me want to die. At one point it was funny, but it's not funny anymore.

  • Thumbs up if you're here because of Cracked.

  • @eatyourmumshead

    I have been watching some dan quinn vids and people always mention cracked....whats that?

  • cracked.com did an article on crazy athletes and dan was #1

  • @eatyourmumshead Whats cracked?

  • @fcuk90001 type "seanbaby cracked" on google and just read a random article.. you welcome..

  • @fcuk90001 cracked.com

  • Every time someone says "wake up" in a youtube video, I take a drink from the bottle of scotch next to my computer.

    I go through a lot of scotch.

  • what......the.......fuck?

  • i miss these prepared speechs, now its all freestyle

  • Quinn Vs Time Cube in the cage

  • The Illuminati is conspiring against Dan. Yea, he's that fucking important.

  • That Jaw looks like some kind of fuckin alien fighter jet.

  • this old fag is fucked in the head Dan Quinn in english you homo

  • Dan Quinn  you fag are you on piss and shit you look like dog shit

  • this jigga is a mutha fudging crackhead. who would seriously take an herb that he stands behind?

  • meth is a helluva drug

  • bumble bees are vanishing and the elite of this world want it this way.

  • Dan "the Man"! You're one of a kind brother! If MMA had been as popular 20 years and lots of drug use ago, I have know doubt you would have been one of the greatest! I love you man! I believe you have the heart of a lion and and lamb all at once! Like I said one of a kind. All you bitches that dogging Dan Quinn: know Dan will stomp your ass if necesssary!

  • lol angry jesus

  • im suprised dan can read this good. im pretty sure he only wrote the part about stevia

  • breathe, dan quinn. breathe.

  • geeze put the script away you fucking dumb meth head

  • @Bacon22122 Would someone please put Dan Quinn to sleep!

  • his jaw looks fucked.. can someone tell me why..........I am young and dont know much about drugs...so maybe could someone tell me why he looks weird...heirone, meth or something.. he said stevia ..but ..i dont know

  • @marvelousfilms haha ur funny kid

  • @marvelousfilms stevia is his "magic fuel" its hard to explain, its all youtube conflict on people saying he is a drug addict, he's a fighter and hilariouse in rants to me, an its all conflic w/ him really no need to go in depth

  • EARTH IS 50% DEAD PEOPLE

  • God, shut the fuck up. I can't believe how ignorant this dumbass pussy is.

  • He's amazingly cogent in this one. Can't fault him.

    Even a coocoo clock is correct twice a day.

  • @enkibumbu "earth is about 50% dead people, maybe mid to low 40s, because that's how much of what looks like water but isn't water is actually out there"

    yes, cogent as fuck.

  • im maitreya lol

  • Your a smart guy, you think on the same level i do. I wonder if your a christian.

  • @Miguels07 : If you think anywhere near the level as this batshit crazy nutjob, then I suggest you see a doctor. :) Or check into rehab.

  • this is amazing

  • lol buy a youtube name for 1 million dollars

  • he seems to be reading from a script

  • ahh Crystal Meth makes you crazy. Hopefully one day when this dude is sober he will look at this video and reflect.

  • this guy is a retarded looking crackhead

  • stevia is for fucking fags like you and diego must be off his fucking rocker to even associate with a nutjob like you.you live with your mom you fucking wanker.p.s. why did you back out of fight with the badman dave huckaba??bitch!

  • He sure has a way of working ass-play into every rant.

  • make my body beautifill stan help me loose 475 pounds!!

  • true, like it or not. I would give the elite a F on running this world. D-Queezy is the man.

  • what is his new account name?

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