dude, i am sorry...your fucking amazing, i cant stop watching your videos and i am a 6.2 football player....fuck all the gay haters, be yourself cause your awsome
I just caught up on the last three videos. I've been in a bit of a rut for the start of the new year, and I realize I just needed some DK1 to kick off 2012 properly.
'The real me is a rubber duck just lying in the grass with my pink striped suit, but lately I been quacking, I need some bread for snackin', Oh no I ate too much! I almost forgot what it was like, to know what it feels like, just flying around, I can poop where I want, I can poop anywhere, crazzzzy, I'm a duck and I'm in a fucking pink striped suit, you know I'm gonna poop on you, because I'm a duck. A duck.'
Relationships and sex? The two things you aren't having and you're giving advice? This will be most interesting..... Also, I have no idea what a Cardigan is.
Wow, your voice sounds really, really good compared to when you first started releasing music. Not that it sounded horrible back then. More like you worked on pitch and all that other singing stuff. Don't think you'd need auto tune at all for the next album.
Hey Joe, I'm loving your show :-D. Would you like a Pen Friend from England?? You seem like a literary genius and thought it would be fun. - I know I sound like a psycho but meh shy bairns get nowt! :D Tap Back - Oh and I mean a pen friend haha good old fashioned pen and paper??
i really hope someone writes a sequel to 27 dresses called 27 cardigans, starring joseph birdsong as a single boy who thinks he'll never find true love... until he meets your dad.
@blindinsect it's true, you must watch it, Ukulele is the most magnificent intrument... amanda and you prove that everytime I listen to an ukulele version of any piece of music...
thank you for being the only honest one about answerly being a part of mydamnchannel rather than your own idea. i've gotten over youtubers pretending to be doing things for reasons that are completely unrelated.
you really could just reprise "dear draco" in every video and i would be in love with you........more in love with you. the most in love with you that is humanly possible without exploding.
Wednesday? You mean you and Thursday aren't a thing anymore? So it's okay if I move in on that slice, then, right? 'Cause let's be real, bitch got some fine ass.
Watched your new vid on answerly. I'm so happy to see you back doing a collab channel. I literally cried when 5AG stopped. You are always my fave joe! Love ya!
Wait, do you really have 27 cardigans? I'm pretty sure I used to own 27 hoodies. Mostly when I was fat. I had to hide my fat with more layers aka making myself look fatter. I was so dumb in high school.
I love you more than watching the exploitation of small girls by their parents by way of pageants, but less than Boone's Farm. That stuff is the shiz.
Do you think you could start doing little animations in you 'intro' as you did before? Like "they call me stacy, that's not my name" and "when the sun hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, it causes blindness" I loved them! anyway, thanks for the work you do, it's always really nice!
OMG... I was just thinking about hitting the unsubscribe button (just joking!) and then I had an idea! You should totally do a ukelele-duet with Julia Nunes! You know, because she plays the ukelele too! :D
I remember! And although I am female I am pretty sure your cardigans would look great on me, so could I borrow them as I am currently experiencing a shortage after two of my trio died. I mean we could just merge wardrobes :) . I am sure you want to borrow some of my dresses. No. Well maybe just some jeans, I am pretty sure they will fit you just fine.
Hmm, the cardigan song sounds a bit like the "Dear Draco" song...
partyphaze123 3 weeks ago
I have 27 cardigans too!! Not even kidding! So...should we fuck nowwww orrrrr...
irishwhitie444 3 weeks ago
omg your so freakin handsome!
misskitty528 4 weeks ago in playlist Comedy Videos
i like that Ukulele
The4nschik 1 month ago in playlist More videos from disneykid1
27 Cardigans.... Like 27 dresses..... .:D
ClarissaRissapissa 1 month ago 10
I have a hoodie addiction. Last time I counted there was maybe 63? Haha
HolyCrapItsRBA 1 month ago
dude, i am sorry...your fucking amazing, i cant stop watching your videos and i am a 6.2 football player....fuck all the gay haters, be yourself cause your awsome
MrSovietRiot 1 month ago in playlist Comedy Videos
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I just caught up on the last three videos. I've been in a bit of a rut for the start of the new year, and I realize I just needed some DK1 to kick off 2012 properly.
bobertdos 1 month ago in playlist Comedy Videos
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bobertdos 1 month ago in playlist Comedy Videos
the duck song WILL be my ring tone.
yummynutellacupcake 2 months ago
What are the chords you used for the duck song? O:
MissMayILove 2 months ago in playlist Comedy Videos
@MissMayILove i think its Em, G, D, then C lol
yaymekayla 2 months ago
i luvluvluvluvlvuvlvuvlvilvkhlglöhkglhkjklj you
dysforie 2 months ago in playlist Comedy Videos
WHY DO YOU SOUND SO SEXY WHILE YOU SING ABOUT POOPING DUCKS. GAH.
SuperChalek 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i miss 5AG sooo much!!!! come back to me barbra!! without you, how am i to have a lovely god fearing day? :(
yaaybob1 3 months ago 2
Relationship advice from you? I bet that will get me a boyfriend.
junenostalgia 3 months ago
iiiiiii love your improv ukele time.
lauralei7 3 months ago
I love you :)
carrlozXemiliano 3 months ago
he's 19 now, you're okay joe
ginnyvideo 3 months ago 2
I dont want to sound creepy but I just love your voice:)
anise2233 3 months ago in playlist More videos from disneykid1
You might be Katherine Heigl.
bananananananananane 3 months ago in playlist More videos from disneykid1
You seem like a nice kid... Subscribed.. XD
ginarocks75 3 months ago in playlist More videos from disneykid1
Im pretty sure im in love with you.
shaneakasper19 3 months ago
Hey Joe, could you make a video where you play the ukulele with your feet? I'm not joking.
456puff 3 months ago
'The real me is a rubber duck just lying in the grass with my pink striped suit, but lately I been quacking, I need some bread for snackin', Oh no I ate too much! I almost forgot what it was like, to know what it feels like, just flying around, I can poop where I want, I can poop anywhere, crazzzzy, I'm a duck and I'm in a fucking pink striped suit, you know I'm gonna poop on you, because I'm a duck. A duck.'
You go Joe, you be yourself.
SauceyAndJay 3 months ago
What the duck?
nobodysdc7 3 months ago
if your joining my damn channel grace has to haze the crap out of you
SnowiestDays 3 months ago
What camera do you use to film your videos?
porterble 3 months ago
Relationships and sex? The two things you aren't having and you're giving advice? This will be most interesting..... Also, I have no idea what a Cardigan is.
heavenlyhot 3 months ago
I have the same ukulele but in red :)
PsychoApple13 3 months ago
i miss the 5 awesome gays... but i am sure i will love the new videos...
LivingOutinOKC 3 months ago
... Jesus, an hour ago I just rewatched a ton of your 5AG videos, wishing you still posted weekly videos. I'm pretty pleased right now.
luv2sing245 3 months ago
love the sparkly ukulele :D
robstripes 3 months ago
If I could double subscribe, I would. Amazeballs = your ukelele skills.
munchitizer 3 months ago
27 Cardigans with Joseph Birdsong = 27 Dresses with Katherine Heigl?
MrIneluki88 3 months ago 2
My bff actually has a picture of nick jonas' butt on her wall. That def is her theme song for ever now.(:
jeskav10 3 months ago
I got 27 cardigans, but a bitch ain't one?
ja11389 3 months ago
This was adorable! Made my day, again.
siemprebae 3 months ago
I can't quite pinpoint why I wanna listen to Jessica Simpson's "With You" now. I can poop where I want, I can poop anywhere crazy...
easavoy 3 months ago
I love the cardigan song! As someone with way too many cardigans myself I am happy to now have a theme song about them. :)
nerdgirlsforthewin 3 months ago
Wow, your voice sounds really, really good compared to when you first started releasing music. Not that it sounded horrible back then. More like you worked on pitch and all that other singing stuff. Don't think you'd need auto tune at all for the next album.
Dani1165 3 months ago
I clicked "subscribe" as soon as you started talking about pooping. I knew I wanted to see more. :-)
Stephiedanger 3 months ago
27 cardigans
27 dresses.
Coincidence? I think not.
iAngelaNY 3 months ago
@iAngelaNY I was thinking the same time. Haha
lifemakesmelaf 3 months ago
You are beautiful. Please write more songs about ducks and poop.
LunaMagnolia 3 months ago
I bet you have more cardigans than Mr. Rogers! :D Love it.
BeeVeeStudios 3 months ago
Aw =3 I love this video xD
Unsubscribe from this channel? Ha! You've now got a new subscriber lol
MrJason300 3 months ago
Joe you are my hero .
adamblogsyou 3 months ago
I want your cardigan
JakobLazarus 3 months ago
Poop on you xDDDD
1tazjaz1 3 months ago
So I'm skinny, but I'm obviously not "Joe Skinny" I tried to fit through a hanger and my gorgeous ghetto booty snapped that plastic with no remorse
PoeticPoppa 3 months ago
you MUST finish that song
TheUnicornonthecob 3 months ago
WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I poop where I want, also! xD
euphorial 3 months ago
Can I has chords to your rubber duck in pin striped suits pwease? :O
yaymekayla 3 months ago
Youre tooooo funny
RondoNumber9xo 3 months ago
im not a duck and i can still poop where i want...
Mathuect 3 months ago 52
@Mathuect Have fun explaining that to the police officer who arrests you.
disneykid1 3 months ago 143
@disneykid1 I had fun explaining that to your dad last night...
Mathuect 2 months ago 6
27 Dresses. Now you have to sing a love song about James Marsden.
Doxygurl 3 months ago
I can poop where I want, I can poop anywhereeeee
antikipp 3 months ago
I HAVE BROWN BEDSHEETS TOO! ohmyjesus separated at birth :O
DhiscoStu 3 months ago
Your answerly ids are going to get really boring if they're just all about my dad and your hand.
Cindisfirstmoustache 3 months ago
27 dresses or 27 CARDIGANS?
drewrydays 3 months ago
I remember 5 awesome gays...
LoveThemMusic 3 months ago
@LoveThemMusic Well I know myself... oh look small town living I'm alone
TheMinorityKing 3 months ago
Omgasgkdahl just perfect!!!! :'D
leetcruelean 3 months ago
i remember :)
TheGoldenLoser 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I AM DYING. This is the best ukelele improv. Ever. EVER.
NotBornButBecoming 3 months ago
since i dont know anyone who is openly gay, u r who i call my gay best friend :D
colourfulkarolina 3 months ago
Hey Joe, I'm loving your show :-D. Would you like a Pen Friend from England?? You seem like a literary genius and thought it would be fun. - I know I sound like a psycho but meh shy bairns get nowt! :D Tap Back - Oh and I mean a pen friend haha good old fashioned pen and paper??
danreed87 3 months ago
YOU'RE SO ADORABLE
niggiemonster 3 months ago
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyheytrinityishere 3 months ago
I think Tyler will like this....
dingpotato11 3 months ago
You are my fucking favorite.
oheykelsey 3 months ago
I remember 5AGs, that's how I found you! Nawwwwwww :)
jackienopants 3 months ago
The sequel to 27 Dresses:
27 Cardigans
emahlee26 3 months ago 7
This is my favorite video yet! I LOVE it! I replayed it three times :)
SeahorseLove 3 months ago
love you
samyboysss 3 months ago
You seem more drunk than usual in this video. I approve.
rickyfierce 3 months ago
If I have a sex change operation and become a man, will you marry me?
GunkFury 3 months ago
i love you
MaggieByrne123 3 months ago
i really hope someone writes a sequel to 27 dresses called 27 cardigans, starring joseph birdsong as a single boy who thinks he'll never find true love... until he meets your dad.
rarerthanuranium 3 months ago 9
Is it sad that as soon as it said 27 cardigans I thought of the movie 27 Dresses??? Coincidence?
emilyolsen1212 3 months ago
It's like you got a cardigan for each time I screwed your dad.
Formon 3 months ago
you were perfect as kristen stewert's stand-in in breaking dawn when she looked sick.
dwnboy15 3 months ago
27 is literally my lucky number. Which makes you my favorite person.
Bujbuj 3 months ago
only a minute in and i liked your too cute stop it
thisorthat50 3 months ago
Every video you post makes me love you even more. ♥
LeEtoile 3 months ago
Please do more UIS. I'm begging you. Actually, just more videos in general would be amazing. I always laugh my ass off during your videos. :)
eeli1 3 months ago
marry me!!! please
vicentin20 3 months ago
your closet is your favorite place? tell me about it. I took a four hour nap in my closet once. yeah, cause I'm that awesome
minimeeka 3 months ago
OH JOE..... That's all...
vocalyzer 3 months ago
your so funny :) love your videos!
LORRAINERAM 3 months ago
I remember you! You were my fav 5AGay
CallusWyndry 3 months ago
"NAYYYYYYYY!!"
Get outta here Sarah Jessica Parker!!
tiltyaheadbak4 3 months ago 29
@tiltyaheadbak4 I can't tell if you're insulting me or not.
disneykid1 3 months ago 45
@disneykid1sorry, was watching Sex and the City... and your vlog at the same time. Bad things happen.
tiltyaheadbak4 3 months ago
I love youuuu and your songs :)
thesockdraw 3 months ago
Have you heard Amanda Palmer's "Ukelele Anthem?" I think you'd appreciate it.
blindinsect 3 months ago
@blindinsect it's true, you must watch it, Ukulele is the most magnificent intrument... amanda and you prove that everytime I listen to an ukulele version of any piece of music...
vicentin20 3 months ago
27 Cardigans. Like 27 Dresses, but gayer. Yeah.. gayer.
hurleyGRANDE 3 months ago
pleaseeeeeee make a download link for your songs :D
MyLuci97 3 months ago
I'm so happy you're in my life <3
MickieManiac505 3 months ago
There it goes again! chapooof~ silly hands ;)
banananinja22 3 months ago
Why do I feel like Jessica Simpson is that duck?
ja11389 3 months ago
Omg, my friend is taking a creative writing class. She wrote a poem about death and hope. It was actually really interesting...:D
Cherrypie207 3 months ago
Were you drunk while recording this?
sunmarsh 3 months ago
thank you for being the only honest one about answerly being a part of mydamnchannel rather than your own idea. i've gotten over youtubers pretending to be doing things for reasons that are completely unrelated.
theoryoferin 3 months ago
unsubscribed... so that i could RESUBSCRIBE!
jimmyho315 3 months ago 2
you really could just reprise "dear draco" in every video and i would be in love with you........more in love with you. the most in love with you that is humanly possible without exploding.
no, i love you past the level of safety.
i miss the dad jokes.
akalaynee 3 months ago
Oh boy, i miss 5AG
cheermaniac161 3 months ago
You sound like a stoner. And it makes me love you.
thenamesbanana 3 months ago
aw joe, we love you. we'd never unsubscribe. and of course, we remember the 5awesomegays. i mean, gurl, please.
nessamonster54 3 months ago
27 dresses! Teehee
TheTruethespian 3 months ago
joe. you make my life. no unsubbing here
kristinaalannah 3 months ago
I am beyond proud of myself for getting you to sing about his butt.
rerebaby556 3 months ago
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rerebaby556 3 months ago
I remember 5AG. What? I'm not the only one? Well.
I own two cardigans. TWO. That is clearly not enough.
cutewitch772 3 months ago
hahahha jessica simpson with you! forgot about that x)
samjimenez09 3 months ago
I actually do like your voice! It works well with the ukulele.
georgerobbins3 3 months ago
how much do you drink before you make a video? How much does it take before you're like "okay, it's video making time!"
dreamskinner 3 months ago
Wednesday? You mean you and Thursday aren't a thing anymore? So it's okay if I move in on that slice, then, right? 'Cause let's be real, bitch got some fine ass.
StormySky7 3 months ago
27 is a grand number.
It brought me this video of musings about Jonas behind.
thank you, 27.
mitchellshimo 3 months ago
Your a good singer.
There I commented.
RyanVidz 3 months ago
Watched your new vid on answerly. I'm so happy to see you back doing a collab channel. I literally cried when 5AG stopped. You are always my fave joe! Love ya!
pheros24 3 months ago
Wait, do you really have 27 cardigans? I'm pretty sure I used to own 27 hoodies. Mostly when I was fat. I had to hide my fat with more layers aka making myself look fatter. I was so dumb in high school.
What am I sayinggggggg. Miss you.
ISnoggedHarry 3 months ago
I saw a picture of Keira Knightley the other day and I was like "hey! she looks like Joe!" just letting you know. didn't mean for that to rhyme.
freakespionage 3 months ago
5AG was the best gay channel EVER. I'll just have to settle for the others ;-;
cajunboy2010 3 months ago
The ukelele is perfect for improv since the instrument sounds good basically no matter how you play it!
Natureslayer 3 months ago
:)
spookyastronauts 3 months ago
was really great!
CaptainForest2 3 months ago
Your singing is fantastic ^_^
TheWombat0412 3 months ago
I want to do so many things to his butt. So many things. All the things.
TuckerLovesHimself 3 months ago 38
@TuckerLovesHimself +1
disneykid1 3 months ago 21
I couldn't stop looking at the book on the floor in the bottom-right of the shot. Oh
Lepreas 3 months ago
I love you more than watching the exploitation of small girls by their parents by way of pageants, but less than Boone's Farm. That stuff is the shiz.
vmking1497 3 months ago
I think there's a monster under your bed. :/
giuliafelix 3 months ago
Of course we remember your 5AG years! Now stop mentioning so I can stop tearing up at the thought. NOW GO ON BLOG TV WITH US
TheDailyLifeOfJeremy 3 months ago
I wanna be your imaginary best friend.
millmanme 3 months ago
You're on MyDamnChannel!! :O That's so awesome. Excited for the return of weekly videos from you. :)
ohwellyeah2 3 months ago
Sesame street yep
goodmorningfire 3 months ago
This was so funny
Awesome, ^^ you made my day
stersss 3 months ago
you should finish the cardigan song!
hapilyeverafta91 3 months ago
i love the cardigan song!!!
jebeno23 3 months ago
i want a cardigan so bad...but i dont have one -_- u have freakin 27, what the fluff???
iLaughCuziTsFunnyXD 3 months ago
i need that wall map!
jmburt11 3 months ago
One of my friends is always thinking you are Joe Jonas. I have your pictures all over my room, so I have no idea why...
cartoonfreak9 3 months ago
I thought this would be another disappointment but it was actually entertaining.
meow0meow7 3 months ago 17
@meow0meow7 I see.
disneykid1 3 months ago 30
@disneykid1 lol
CaptainForest2 3 months ago
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@meow0meow7 I don't know what you're talking about.. all of his videos are entertaining,
melodiemoose 3 months ago
Love this.
officialravenzoe 3 months ago
Yeh for Nick Jonas' butt!!!!!
brentbraniff 3 months ago
0:10 ahahah..cats(:
meg19han 3 months ago
woah. that moment with the 27 thingy reminds me of Sesame Street
Xxnicoroxxx 3 months ago
hi jo can you give me a shout out on your next vid thanks you are so funny o can you tell me what you think about my channel
davesworld85100 3 months ago
i have 27 dead bodies in my closet
noshitbitch 3 months ago
lool you should definetly do another one of these! also subbing to the answerly channel, so excited for weekly vidssss!
KaTSicLe95 3 months ago
I bit my tongue from lauging so hard after 1:48
tubeasinlondontube 3 months ago
I wish I had 27 cardigans. I can never find ones that I like.
otakubabe555 3 months ago
Nick Jonas has the greatest butt. Really. That is one hot booty. Your song is my anthem.
dudeneedaeaseonup 3 months ago 23
@dudeneedaeaseonup I want a poster on my wall of just his butt.
disneykid1 3 months ago 18
Do you think you could start doing little animations in you 'intro' as you did before? Like "they call me stacy, that's not my name" and "when the sun hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, it causes blindness" I loved them! anyway, thanks for the work you do, it's always really nice!
anthorisme 3 months ago
i like how you said 'fuck' in every song, sometimes more than once.
lindorchocolate 3 months ago
When you sing, you sound uncannily similar to the radiator in my room heating up. Congratulations.
swo930 3 months ago
So good. I can't even.
sportynspunky78 3 months ago
OMG... I was just thinking about hitting the unsubscribe button (just joking!) and then I had an idea! You should totally do a ukelele-duet with Julia Nunes! You know, because she plays the ukelele too! :D
HeinusHoratius 3 months ago
I have the same cardigan!
FailMatt 3 months ago
@FailMatt You guys must be twins! Quick! What's your middle name!?
NineYearOldToddlers 3 months ago
@NineYearOldToddlers we actually are twins. That's why our mom didn't give us the same middle name, DUH
FailMatt 3 months ago
I remember! And although I am female I am pretty sure your cardigans would look great on me, so could I borrow them as I am currently experiencing a shortage after two of my trio died. I mean we could just merge wardrobes :) . I am sure you want to borrow some of my dresses. No. Well maybe just some jeans, I am pretty sure they will fit you just fine.
KTxxxxxxxx 3 months ago
JOE I AM IN YOUR DAD.
sofiescool 3 months ago
This is pretty lovely.
hayleyghoover 3 months ago
LOLOL
bandg4evr 3 months ago
Still with the dad jokes, joe?
Considermethriving 3 months ago
Obviously your fingers are very limber from all the fingerboardin' exercises you are doing.
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