Scrubs 'Sweaty Teddy'

[3rooklyn]

Ted is the Best!!!

[iambiglucas]

Jd broke the 4th wall!!! D:

[JaredBelaskoMusic]

@iambiglucas Yeah..

[cyanide0]

John Malkovich in the bed at 1:27

[stevengerrard619]

scrubs and mitm are the best series ever..........



[mcb0613]

what does purple scrubs mean?!

[evilhomer28]

@mcb0613 Purple Scrubs are the Orderlies, such as Jimmy

[MissMadel1]

aww poor ted xD

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

"who's the creepy loser now, huh?"

it's you ted. It's definitely you.

[matrixphijr]

Dr. Cox actually got him six times in that, but Ted's brain probably couldn't process all of them, lol.

1. "Sweaty Teddy"

2. "Infinitesimal knowledge of the law"

3. "Absolutely zero knowledge of medicine"

4. "One of you is going to have to help him..."

5. "Tiny peanut brain"

6. "Ted has no life"

[Swobis]

@matrixphijr noooooooooooooooooooo he doesnt take sweaty teddy as an insult... :)

[matrixphijr]

@Swobis "No, Ted, she hates you."

*Hangs head*

[aboo00oode992]

@matrixphijr i dont think "Absolutely zero knowledge of medicine" is an insult because not all the people are doctors :)

[matrixphijr]

@aboo00oode992 I do. Notice how he didn't just say Ted doesn't know medicine. He said, 'absolutely ZERO knowledge'. Just from working in a hospital and being around doctors, most people would pick up a few things, but he's also a lawyer, meaning he regularly deals with malpractice suits. Ideally, he would have to know the ins-and-outs of medical practice to argue his cases in court.

[TerminalCriticism]

The consecutive barrage of insults from Dr Cox as Ted's already miniscule self esteem slowly flakes away like dust in the wind cracks me up

[SirrSnowman]

Only an American can rhyme 2 words that don't actually rhyme

[Dallexx]

BA-DUM-TISH-DUM-DUM

[Domowoi2]

And she loves me right?

[yalinegurl1]

"We got the crabs."

oh God

[LovesBFR]

0:45 Ted's reaction!

can't stop laughing x'D

[wazguy232]

"... unless you call sweaty teddy an insult, but my mom calls me that and she loves me, right?" ... "ted, she hates you..." lol, he looks so depressed.

[trondy89]

ouh god i love JDs brother! xD such a wasted, underrated resource on scrubs. like collin farrel 

[Snegenad1]

Dan is cool. XD He always has his patented smile on.

[1unisol1]

"No Ted she hates you, 4 ..." xD

[RomeCoRe]

"Was he talking to us ?"

"Don't know , don't care , take this" :D:D:D::D

[Deshface]

"we'll be right back" :)

[itwontletmehaveaname]

no ted she hates you. four.

[Jesus00000000000]

I just realized, just because JD is a punk at picking up chicks I've ignored the fact that he's an asshole and a pig who doesn't actually respect women.

[tadghieduffy]

@Jesus00000000000 news flash its a tv show!!!!

[LovesBFR]

@Jesus00000000000 huh? why?

[MrBlush11]

"and since ted has no life and that's 5" haha well written

[dylanroo]

actually its 6..

[RachaelxDepp]

pause at 0:22

legendary Ted.

[murphxbox]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!

back the fun bus the f**k up!!!

was that blonde girl at the end the same person as the main blonde girl in the new series????? :O

[HaiBrei]

Whos the creepy looser now?

[interruptTaylorSwift]

HAHA, I remember in this same episode, Cox ends up helping Ted for some amount of time, and they have this HILARIOUS conversation that goes something like this:

TED: ... What's a 'buckland' ?

COX: A hairless growth never found on women.

*sighs, grabs Ted's name plate and shows it to him* "It's your last name, Ted."

TED: Ohh, good one...

[MrIzaka]

we'll be right back.

[Bladerunner93]

Could someone explain the "crabs" thing to me?

[MrIzaka]

you know crabs are like lice in your..... croch

[FWYGINOND]

His brother was pretending to be JD's gay partner.

[Noodled101]

yey crabs!

[Hoyatas]

we'll be right back! XD XD

[cheese4g]

I love Dan. One of the most underused characters in the show.

[HBKrosseyed]

yeah. my favourite Dan moment:

Dr Cox: '...what I believe is mostly your own urine'

Dan: I believe the ratio has shifted that way, yes'

in the episode My Cake

[cbnthc]

i love scrubs, but i hate dan

one of the most annoying persons in scrubs

[D24VYN]

I have totally done the, "watch her leave game..." to my brother except I went for an oscar by saying aids and then weeping like a bitch at his feet. Made 4 women leave. He got me back when he was working on my computer under the desk and as I was asking this lovely woman for her number he came up and wiped his mouth saying, "Maybe you sould eat pinneapples it will make it more sweet" and smacked his lips before turning towards and introducing himself as my husband... good times... rofl

[WaaahWah]

Haha nice :D

[Hargy69]

'A round of the game he likes to call: Watch Her Leave'

ha ha scrubs is awesome

[talatsmum]

loll was he talking to us...?

[salvo711]

Who's the creepy loser now, huh?!

LOL.

[Krucius]

that was hawsome!

[NightMairIndustries]

"There's no easy way to say this; we got the crabs."

"Oh." Claire's reaction is the best.

[grindmaggots666]

ted`s hilarious

[peeveford]

HAHAHA i love the end

[912ste0]

"We'll be right back" haha

[hermexxx]

"I'll take Claire!... You turn me down 14 times for drinks... Well who's the creapy looser now, huh?"

[narutosramenbuddy]

theres a song atthe end of this episode what is it?

[wecouldbeglorious]

"No ted.... she hates you."

[6shadow6lord6]

"Since Ted here has no life, I'll let him handpick his victim"

Classic!

[ultimatekai]

I like Ted's face after Cox says his mother doesn't love him. XD Classic Ted!

[JCancan3563]

who's the creepy loser now!

[hontouni]

what was the song from this episode?

[loughbraadam]

why do u have a thumbsdown on ur comment lmao

[sandyD123]

wow cox has a goatee

[Jnelson09]

Can you upload the pink belly from this episode?

[ViolentBeauty3D]

Ted is the best charavter on scrubs, and this vid is classic! 5 starz my friend. Check out my vids!