Secrets of Reality TV Part 2

[Alias3141]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Demostic]

Baxter is so freaking awesome!!! =D

[artixhoom]

was it really cancelled?

[Halofreakfan100]

@artixhoom no :P they weren't even on tv

[AzrionSimone69]

if that was real than ben would still be alive and not abortioned!!!!!!!

[prime1ization]

Hahahahahahahaha fuck you paul

[DrksnakE3]

...CHARLE SHEEN CAN GO SUCK MY BALLS!

OMFG I FUCKIN HATE HIM!

[Shadowdwellerblake]

thumbs if you feel like you can dance to this theme song. XD

[kevbaka]

is it actually cancelled?

[DavDamian21]

hahahahhaah

[Julian7051]

I didn't know apple made an I-cancer

[alyb0206]

NO I HAVE CANCER! ITS MINE! STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY CANCER! THIS F**KS STEALING MY CANCER! F**K THIS DUDE! most epic lines ever...

[dmoneyxd]

cracked, this is pure cracked

[pitter54296]

my name isnt paul. its ian. And no im not stealing your cancer!

[x716mosdef]

i love when charlie starts crying lol

[zacbeh123]

if kyle pulled the trigger on the show does that mean his character is dead?

[AMCMovieQuest]

3:54 is THE FUNNIEST FUCKING PART EVER!!! LMFAO!!! I CANT STOP CLICKING IT!! LMFAO!!

[iratensubpros]

HEY! FUCK YOU PAUL!

[immafreak45]

I have Cancer its mine stop trying 2 steal my Cancer

[XxpatrickismyteddyxX]

this fuck's trying to steal my cancer D:<

[egdqv13234]

LMAO and ROFL to death! look at the guy in the muddle at 4:16 his face is freaking funny!

[wyCerBotMyNem]

:)

[GoThIcNeko90]

hahahahahaha

[555nintendo]

i showed this to my friend paul...

[flashdancee12]

.. and i'll be the jesus horse! :D

[NachtCaraticus]

Kyle should have pulled out a knife from his jacket and thrown it at the guy in blue at the end while he was on the phone

[DrebinNr893]

whats with the fat guy who looks like hagrid?

[MultiMole1]

Time to enjoy Kyle Speaks

oh wait bens dead.

Again

[Shadowchaofan]

I love the part where Roger says. "HEY FUCK U PAUL!" >:( And then he goes running after him! ITS FUCKING FUNNY! ALSO THE LOOK ON HIS FACE AFTER HE SAID THAT!...*catches breath...but falls on the floor* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >XD

[Celtics3721]

Hey guys. If you could please type in " Brutal 4 girl fingerpainting " on youtube and watch are funny reaction video. We are trying to make funny videos for people too laugh to. Comment, rate or subscribe. Thank you :)

[MrVolcom913]

I have met Jesus before, its a little annoying because when you try to talk he goes "Yeah I know what you are going to say... he rapes kittens." I mean he,s a nice guy but he is just a little to interflagerate.

[soiled]

you guys got a new camera and some awesome new editing techniques... keep em coming gents... quality comedy here!

[icepickle13]

wow imovie default songs..... impressive

[TheMagichippo]

Shoved into a cloud and the pooped out in rain form. strangly thi makes me want to tounge punch ur moms baby box.

[BlkCherry7997]

Rodger Klots? lmao like from Doug? hehehehe

[powderedwater67]

Did Kyle "fix" his hair?

[MissAshleyAsthenia]

Maybe if I fuck Kyle I'll get a comment posted on his video some day. Care to test the theory?

[360lateflip]

Hey Kyle ... Go fuck a land mine

[vinaloi41]

Kyles tv pitch is amazing

[DrksnakE3]

10 people are virgin noobs

[Dyl4nTheVillain]

I'm sure Kyle is no stranger to LSD.

[xXFatesJesterXx]

That dude with the black hair and beard looks a lot like Oliver Platt lmao

[THACARTER97]

AND I'LL BE THE JESUS HORSE!

[wowzalinomeenocoolio]

KYLEEEE!! i fucking love you!!! i think you should sell the recipe for corn salad and be the millionaire you shud be! btw i think the homosexual ghost is after my friend- it makes him sad :)

[razor86thrasher]

i insubscribed the new format is lame

[anaducks2008]

this reality show would never be taken off air

[RobbyD413]

omg weres ben? without him there is no reason in these videos xD

[rhina101]

FUCK U ITS MY EYE CANCER lmfao ,THIS FUCK IS TRING TO STEAL MY EYE CANCER ,FUCK U PAUL

[lance9421]

3:53 FUCK YOU PAUL XDLMAO

[Austin1619]

lol 3:54 F*** YOU PAUL

[MrAjroach]

Why is the hobo who's friend is a killer plastic bag a tv guy???

[drowssap22]

It looks like 10 people will be killed by Kyle with the power of God on his side.

[Athrun1993817Ayanami]

:O ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[hazzweee]

awww are you gonna stop makeing video's? =(

[turbotubby72]

kyle,you are a comedic genius

[mOnK27640]

i would watch that show

[ivliuscaesar1865]

kyle's wearing his drunk spiderman t-shirt!

[MissAshleyAsthenia]

You need more ladies in your lives. I'm putting myself on the volunteer list ;)

[ZarinaShenanigans]

Jesus Horse is now a meme.

[swordsman190]

Poor Paul XD

[theValkyrie01]

'hobgoblin' ... lol

[tazcodeblue77]

Dear flaming Ghondi what has become of US ALLLLL!!

[MrEstachio]

I love you guys! :D

[youcan4ukonit]

Roger clotts Curly haired bastard guy haha

[ishigoto]

FIRST THE PREQUAL TO THE SCORPION KING AND NOW THIS? DAMNIT OBAMA!

[theunknownmaggot]

damn it, obama! DAMN YOU for kyle speaks' low ratings.

[0000111245]

Nice Pictures of you guys that should be your new channal Pic!

[novascocio]

i just shit a brick because i say the pedobear in the black and white lines

[Bioshocker96]

slob on 3 knobs, like corn on 97 cobs

[servivetheme]

HEY! Fuck you Paul!

[Roniloveyouu21]

Jesus says FUCK YOU PAUL.!

[MLucius70]

I would actually believe about 82% of this.

[MrRegenaldSimmons]

Boy oh boy you are funny. But not as funny as Ren and stimpy.

[ivliuscaesar1865]

since when did Kyle ever believe in god

[iliveforcows]

Kyle looks like the singer from Whitechapel.

[SuperRichard37]

HEY! FUCK YOU PAUL!!!

[kid4eva94]

ITS MY CANCER!!! LOOOOOL

[LizzM0717]

NO! I will be the Jesus Horse!!

[MrHj123]

Kyle, I would pay to see your idea as an episode for a TV show.

[TheInnerMission]

The absolute best frigging sh*t on this God Forsaken YouTube! Kyle, you will never be cancelled, EVER! By the way, nice touch on equating two and a half men with the intelligence level of reality TV. The entire "spectrum" has been brushed. Next up, the "awards" category!

[crashdevil666]

music from foodwishes?

[RoxiPixi123]

If Kyle Speaks ends, then Chuck Norris has no reason for living anymore :l

[MrPolishYankee]

R,I,P

[rizyan1000]

id do anything to meet them (except go to faggot camp)

[Computeroctprocessor]

In every one of your shows, at least one person gets hurt and at least one person cries... You know what? I LOVE THAT PAIN AND CRYING! :D So don't stop "speaking"!

[Hohman15]

well, i think that eye cancer is mine, b&@#$s!!!

[xShika]

You just have a shitload of presents for Damien at the end of every video don't you?

[rockerdude0910]

DAMMIT OBAMA ADMINISTRATION YOU FUCK EVERYTHING UP YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!

[AddDude23]

NO dont stop kyle speaks

[1996chimp]

Look at how many people are scared now...

[RoxiPixi123]

@1996chimp I saw the ending photo of the three retards on a bench and got scared

[GallimProductions]

Kyle for every day that goes by for not making "Kyle Speaks" a poor little kitten will DIE because of you!!.....and turn your asshole into a black hole :)

[Shadowchaofan]

@GallimProductions, A KITTEN DIES?! O.O KYLE! MAKE MORE FUCKING VIDS! PLEASE! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE KITTENS! AND.....WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM UR ASSHOLE BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING BLACK HOLE! O.O Man.......I really got 2 lay of the Mountain Dew and the Jolly-ranchers 2! -.-

[DrebinNr893]

@GallimProductions it IS a black hole..........

[PivotSweden]

@GallimProductions Do you really belive Kyle gives a caramel coated FUCK about some annoying-ass cat that does nothing else but eat, shit and sleep?

[GallimProductions]

@GallimProductions haha thats me^^^ wasnt expecting everyone to like that comment so much

[Shadowchaofan]

No...NO...NOOOOOOOOOO! DX THERE IS NO MORE KYLE SPEAKS NOOOOOOOO!DX *gets a gun and blows brains out*

[saltysquirrelnutz108]

u shouldd rele make the zombie jesus pony thing <3

[Farfeb]

So this is your last episode?

[Farfeb]

So, what videos are u doing next?

[RockingMinors]

ok um, 2 and a half men isnt funny...

[ooozetoons]

Kyle needs more screen time

[jmdogful]

I want you to relese the mp3 download for the ending of you videos so much it is so great and catchy!

[visitor44534]

"THIS FUCK'S STEALIN MY CANCER!"

[jerkupp]

and ill be the jesus horse :)

[RedskinRiggo44]

It's a shame how the Obama administration has hurt fine Reality TV shows like this.....

[blahblahblah20104]

7 people have eye cancer

[Lugnal]

If that was a real reality show I'd watch it in a heartbeat.

[meat283]

NO ITS MY CANCER, STOP TRYIN TO STEEL MY CANCER, THIS FUCK TRYIN TO STEEL MY CANCER!!!

[96skaterdude]

@meat283 ?

[meat283]

@96skaterdude the curly guy said it in the video

[McNeaaa]

@meat283 Nice grammer, dick.

[meat283]

@McNeaaa why are u hating?? i know tht i spelled "steal" wrong.

[irvinf12]

@meat283 no hes just stoping my corn fucking corn fuck!!!!!!!

[TheSteinmetz342]

@meat283 Hey, >:O Fuck you Paul!!! lol

[AngryUrsaring]

"THIS FUCK'S STEALING MY CANCER!

FUCK THIS DUDE!"

[GoodDealDan]

Kyle you can be the half man. You're short and ugly!

[Artemis750]

Has anyone ever noticed that curly-haired guy looks like Pauly Shore?

[1TGuy1]

Hey! Fuck you Paul!

[MassEffectRocks]

You can't blame Obama for everything, y'know...

[tubeie07]

Take a holiday break, regroup and BE BACK FOR THE FALL SEASON !

[iamtherebel]

3:54 HEY! FUCK YOU PAUL! roflmao!

[Wardog261291]

FUCK YOU PA!!!

[MrCasualZombie]

5 people had their eye cancer stolen

[darkdominator64]

Stop trying to steal my cancer!

[jeep493]

type in "Gift" before youtube and press enter

[SpMeKP]

GO KYLE!!!

[Jotheho1988]

Kyle you look hot as hell in this video

[rey1164]

@xXxFallenEmoxXx u got 1 ball?

[rother011]

if this is the last video, im gonna nuke all of korea and blame kenya for it... how'd you like to have that on your concience good sir?

[HeadBangerAust]

kyle can never die! even better than the Highlander!

[roflcopterprods]

do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! CANCEL KYLESPEAKS AND YOU'LL SEE WHO I AM!!! I AM A MAN!!!

[tastified]

I liked kyle's idea at 1:16 . That's a hell of a lot better then most of the T.V ideas these days.

[DarknessinthePhoenix]

Yes, curly haired guy really hot!!!

[arandomguy452]

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[alwaystextback]

All my favorite shows get canceled.

[TaylorOfBrien]

Would it still be Kylespeaks if he was mute?

[TheAtmosphirguy]

Kyle is my GOD! i Must obey my master.......cant....live....w­ithout....his videos!!

THIS. IS. TWELTHOFADIME!!!!!!

[Psychophreak000]

if they cancel kyle speaks, i'll kick puppies.

you wouldn't want me to kick puppies would you?

[Death93Penalty]

Two and a Half Men suck fucking ass compared this. This, this is amazing.

[OsnapArden]

is it just me or is the curly haired bastard guy really hott? hahaha

[BJJpHeNoMm]

Holy Jesus! Josh Peck returns!!

[JonnyJuicyIsNow]

Type Gift before youtube and see a surpise!

[GAM3RVIDZ54]

Fuck you mother fucker don't steal my mother fucking cancer. Fuck you Paul faggot bitch slap the baby and don't steal my god dam eye cancer.

[amigodemoose]

If this was really a tv show, I would kill myself.

[RoxiPixi123]

Yay, Kyle picked my comment XD

[KGallo628]

@RoxiPixi123 LUCKY BITCH!! >.< lol

[RoxiPixi123]

the funny thing is, I hate reality TV and love this XD

[lance9421]

3:55 XDLMAO

[alleman13]

Hah Obama, that dude's a bitch.

[bluesylicks]

type in gift before youtube in the url and see what happens

[petpoper]

kyle please tell damian to make a new vid also will you watch my vids?

[dicksonthedancefloor]

so.... is kyle speaks really over?

[malalalory]

I want this to go on forever.

[antrhbrcinthwall]

YOU BLUE-SHIRTED FUCK. HOW DARE YOU HAVE DIABETES.

[CourtneyNicole97]

type giftyoutube com in the url

[kahoo2]

this reminds me of preschool

[theBCStudios]

AND ILL BE THE JESUS HORSE

[Vinkexthedarktraitor]

Its all Obama's fault the ratings were bad

[cryiingroses]

good point

[Genusee]

@3:49 Dance Fatty DANCE!

[TheImaginableUndead]

This is comment has nothing to do with this video but, why did you name the previous video Virgin Camp? It sounds like a porno film. I had to delete my history after my girlfriend showed up and almost caught me. If this were to happen i would have dragged you across the playboy mansion and offered you dick!

[ShadeC4]

I played a card game while watching this. =)

[themariobros45]

i see kyle people....

[allyyyyy20]

i would have described roger as a curly headed fuck...

just throwing my opinion out there.

[INJproductions]

kyle reminds me of the guy who played the "sniper dude" in Saving Private Ryan

[BippiL]

so was I imagining it or was that the music from Stuff You Should Know about half way in?

[luvnancydrewgames23]

was the note in the soap scum remember to brush ur teeth with ur penis as ur toothbrush and ur crap as toothpast to give the mouth jizz

[Highcaliber360]

I swear to God I thought that guy in the beginning of the video was Jack Black walking up.

[JkITZD]

I like the ending......a lot.

[hawk4444]

Anybody else think kyle dresses in S&M gear and spanks himself with a spiked bat to gain idea for kylespeaks?

[xreverse42]

May I ask from a polite standpoint why you switched formats? I do think that your first format would have a rating of 8/10. But your later format has been a little inconsistent so I'd give it 6 - 7/10.

[jonahair747]

What!