Great Pornless Scenes from Porn: Edward Penishands Vol 1

[ZombiezRCool]

how.... how would you eat anything.. dear lord..

[autosenamhden]

hahahahaha

[MylesMoore]

I just typed this in as a joke... What a horrible mistake I have made...

[Destro088]

lol

[RideMyLighting]

What the fuck

[SayuriMatachashi]

Trololol, nie wiem jak się tu znalazłam ale cholernie bawi mnie to jedzenie makaronu.

[fatkidslikecake123]

oh god

[MrGlogonjac]

1:57 priceless

[poluiso]

WeKnowMemes

[NozzRhad]

1:35

[rikardosandoval]

I remember when i was younger, mi bro had this video tape and i was curious searching for his porn then i saw the title of this one... Edward Penishands and i was like, wtf... i'll watch it. When the video tape started i was freak out, like what the fuck is this shit? D: Then i grew up and now i think this is really funny.

[AtheismCentral]

the way he matches his facial expressions and his aspergers-esq-ness

[Stefandurrr]

His hands are circumcised?

[furag01]

Reddit sent me here.

[d1dimau]

what the hell did I just watch?

[imbatheist]

im in the weird part of youtube again

[GrizzlyFist]

@imbatheist never say that again plz.

[sweet96635]

"Edward Penishands". Thought never crossed my mind. I always figured Saving Ryan's Privates, but not this.

[foxspizza24]

he's no johnny depp, but he sure does know how to use his penishands

[AIuzky]

Lmao

[d1dimau]

they aired this on swedish cable....

[RawRib]

I got sent here by Ray. Fuck him, this is fucked.

[hunhatquadat]

RayWilliamJohnson sent me here

[katelynkopf]

lmao me too bro... me too

[CJst0rm]

@timthereaper she's a door to door dildo saleswoman, or at least her mom is.

[DemonCartoonist19109]

I adore the original movie.... but this is so obscene and funny hahahahahhahahaha XD when she try to hold his  penishand hahahahaha XD

[ZachgLovesme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Diabolicnop]

AHAHAHAHA what the fuck hahahaha

[ConnDevi88]

More creative than Tim Burton has been in years.

[desertrose88]

NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE EDWARD SCISSORHANDS! :'(

[natchaiev]

I'm raving laughing

[DevanDriftwood]

the spaghetti scene...pure excellence

[dalekthey2]

1:48 we can mop it up

[violenceinc]

@dalekthey2 LOL

[Thebeastcalledmydong]

What a wonderful movie, it shows what people who have penises instead of hands have to go trough... it's sad yet heartwarming. This movie is a masterpiece.

[TimTheReaper]

DUDE, HOW MANY DILDOS DO YOU NEED?! What, do you have fucking ACID in your vagina that requires you to replace the thing after one use?! That's fuckin insane.

[frenchfriedfrenchmen]

I prefer edward scissorpenis

[thebbandit]

ohhh man this is comedy gold!

[CoboTheParadox]

Lololololololololollololololol­ololololololololol

[RenardLeFox]

IT BUUUURRRRNS D:

[theMrChester1]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kk

[dance4life130]

C'mon Men thiss is Fucking Discusting

[dethmaul]

I have got to see this fucking movie.

lmao at casually setting down the dildo suitcase, but playing like you were supposed to drop it accidentally!

[BakuKuro]

I was watching a walkthrough of Penumbra: The Black Plague.

This... isn't much different.

[schoenapan]

Edward is like: "are you guys gonna even mention the penishands, or...?"

[fredlechameau]

Eating Spag with penis shaped hands : Done

[AOD901]

i lol'd so hard

[bloodmonk61]

i dont even



[Aepotheosis]

fuck you spacedicks

goddammit

[mrbongization]

epic win



[mrbongization]

epic win

[soundsafe]

what are those dildos on his real hands called? Seriously, that would make an awesome gag gift/way to freak somebody out

[basketballboy03]

.........what the fuck did i just watch........

[oeyesea]

edward gave himself the clap every time he beat-off

[vilexom]

Is that Trevor from WKUK?

[derangedpranks]

Oh that's okay, we can mop it up.

[GhettoBlaster100]

what the shit?

[AlphaQSilly]

What is the name of the girl 1:00 ?

[steveorama1978]

hey everbody..i remember renting this in a video store years ago shortly after its release, only because the name of "edward penishands" himself, which was portrayed by a man calling himself "Sikki Nixx", well, being a motley crue fan i know that Nikki Sixx, motley's bass player once copywrited his music under "Sikki Nixx Music".... So in conclusion folks, thats Nikki Sixx from motley crue as edward penis hands, look it up.

[rockerxxchick307]

Now thats what I like to call..

*puts on sunglasses*

a handjob. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Kagomeinuyasha1]

Omg. I almost died laughing hahaha!

[dundermifflinnite]

God what the fuck is this shit

[oeyesea]

I like the other movie that has him fighting the Headless Cocksman and solving the mystery of Slutty Hollow.

[rush1er]

LMAO @1:15

[WillSing4Zombies]

"So, Edward, have you thought about what you're going to do with your future? Maybe Proctology is an option?" I was literally in tears laughing.

[MVTN]

how he masturbates? =S

[NitnatsnokBugolos]

Downloaded it, watched it, AMAZING!!!!!!

[hydrokloricasid]

LOL ! :D i really didnt consider edward (the Scissorhand one) could have a penishand when i watched Edward Scissorhand ! LMAO :D :D :D They are hilarious ! :D i wish i could find this movieeeeee :D :D :D

[TheFlamingItzy]

A suitcase FULL of dildos

[Sommarkattt]

This is weird.

[G0th4ki]

he looks like me lol, weird

[BlackieLeone]

@G0th4ki You got penisses instead of your hands too?

[BlackieLeone]

@G0th4ki You got penisses instead of hands too?

[BlackieLeone]

@BlackieLeone Damn, I hoped, it would be corrected not posted again.

[G0th4ki]

@BlackieLeone yea i got fat fingers... lmao

just kidding

[MrGamerSuper]

@BlackieLeone i have

[francishamilton26]

This is really hilarious.

[NitnatsnokBugolos]

My friend kept saying Edward Penishands at random...then I googled.

[AJOPDX]

OH. MY. GOD. I should have paid attention to the warning...

[hoshikaede]

The warning at the beginning is one of the greatest things about this video.

[TorysApollo]

what's the song used in this? lmao

[slotzski]

fatjew sent me here

[MrBradmuffin]

LOL! *turns corner *grabs penis hand

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Jennea2177]

i used to work at an adult store. you have no idea of the parodies of actual movies vs adult titles. married with children. osbornes. brady bunch. pirates of the carribean. thats just from the top of my head in 2seconds. :) i seen this video like 5yrs ago. hahaaa!! i lmao whole way though :)

[findnpost]

the 21 people who dis-liked have penis hands and can only HIT the keyboard. Until it's one person havin' 20+ attempts.

[julianjojojo]

maybe proctology is an option!!! HAHAHAHA

[69kyoko69]

cara qla q pone XDD

[pineravision]

JKAAKJAJKAKJAJKA !!

qe cláaasico hecho porno

kjajkajka

eduardo manos-e-pico

qe stylo

[j1zz1n3m]

who directed this? or ne 0ther inf0 frum it? act0rs?

[dragonwench75]

more movies should casually include suitcases full of dildos.

[diokhan1]

@dragonwench75 sorority boys comes to mind although its not a suitcase yet a trash bin.

[das81]

People wath this, is a classic.

[NigerianArchitect]

o dats okay we can MOP IT UP

[sdm42393]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu D: D: D:

[sobored227]

guess he won't be popping the waterbed anymore

[hungarianbeast]

@sobored227

[Fudoh101]

Love it when the father avoids shaking hands! Grade-A acting, for a porno that is...

[cyraxthehedgehog]

What kind of drugs were they smoking when they made this movie? Was this movie even made by a huma being?

[NeptunII]

@cyraxthehedgehog

it's a porn, what did you expect? I don't even wanna know what they did out of Terminator...

[TrashTrailers]

If there had to be something wrong with my hands, I'd defenitely go for this..

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

The first thing I saw was "PENISH"...I need to stop watching Youtube Poops.

[MrGamerSuper]

@GodsBittersweetEmo  lol

[rockerxxchick307]

@GodsBittersweetEmo its spelled... pingas. you fail noob

[ParadigmPenguin]

This is horribly upsetting. 

[dznutz1971]

I remember when this first came out. I rented it and showed it to my boy and his sister...they thought I was crazy to show them this classic filth!

[omfgzhax]

This is terrible

[Cloudyskiez]

from the first 13 seconds, I knew what the fuck was up.

[X3heartlessX3]

Proctology,I lol'd

[xLiFREAK]

man he looks so different

[xLiFREAK]

is that Nikki Sixx?:O

[MOTHERofSEPHY]

@xLiFREAK yes it is.

[JonathanSwifty]

LMAO WTF

[SleepwalkersDreams]

what in the world .. ? xDDD

[polakjaksiepatrzy]

damn, its funny untill he starts eating, :D

[Ytsma1]

lol that was so funny!

[DERRO4LIFE]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[spazamatron934]

goddamn it, why does his hands look like grotesque growths with wangs protruding from their sides, the like, pulsate and shit, cannot fap, too unsettling.

[Treemeadow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!

...no condoms, Eddie? Naughty boy!

[tomservo3]

Wow. I just saw Edward Scissorhands last night. This just makes it creepy for me.

[psyclone7]

Are the mom and daughter only like 5 years apart age wise?!

[falothrash]

wuuuuuuukahakuhaukahaka wena

[HRMPanda]

lmao! where can i watch this movie! I could use a couple hours of non-stop giggles!

[Raenn88]

'Maybe proctology is an option!' LMFAO

[trumpetman1989]

I love how he's trying to eat... And then he's told to give proctology a chance... HAHA

[trumpetman1989]

I love how he's trying to eat... haha

[gccn]

I wonder if she had enough dildos?

[stupidnabgaywhoreass]

2:05 LOL'd

[UnholyMan122]

2:05 wow.

[r3ini]

BWWAAUUGHH!

I think im gonna puke, SHIT, did you see he eating spaghetti with he's dick?!?!?!

[MrWackismzX3]

i crack up everytime lmfao

[Lizzip4999]

Oh thats ok, we can mop it up

[TheSupremeAbstract]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mari00998]

All i have to say is wow... i will never look at the real movie the same. lol

[heresdabeef]

She had a box full of nothing but dildos XD and the bathroom scene was awful

[dug699]

ahhahahahahahahahah!!!!!

hey ed!

"pulls hand back"

[dug699]

LOL bahahahahahahahaha

[Kaylanthedj]

i hate my friend for sending me links saying they are awesome site >:( THIS JUST CROSSES THE LINE

[lethaldeathgo]

I guess it's better than Edward Anushands.

[TheSlayerOfTheGods]

Hahahahahahahahaha! I thought the concept would be funnier than the film itself, I was wrong, very very wrong.

[111Xumi111]

proctology xD!

[zombiearcade13]

How come he looks like Robert Smith?! " yes im RObert Smith of the cure....I sing these sad songs cause I have 2 huge wangs as me hands"

[toast1594]

wtf!!!!

i only searched this up because of zach and miri make a porno

[DinoVice]

IF ONLY YOU WERE REAL... then he looks all creeper with the tear.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahah

[olaokolaok]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA omfg

[RikuRiku]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ShutUpH00ker]

LOL... spaghetti

[ballrub]

I remember this quote from the movie. "Hold me!' I can't... I might squirt!!! Thats tommy lee from motley crew.(w/the penis hands.)true story..

[ppedrofaleiros]

Proctology it's an option!

[33996]

LMGDAO!!!!!!!

[ininterrumpida]

hahahahahhaha tallarines con pene xDDD

[fiveMIRrOrs]

Gotta say that hats off to these actors, going through all this at least once without bursting into laugh.

[kungFuGirl01]

eww thats disgusting

[robotpanda77]

Oh good lord.

[mrsnathanh]

how cheesy and funny

[thenamesbanana]

Those are some hardcore facial expressions, Eddie.

I love how nobody wants to shake his hand.

[hxczander]

Oh jizz.

[hotdudethreetwoone]

its the guy from the cure

[l33tmaster104]

OH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE IT

[FormehLionHair]

the grandma likes the penishands :O

i lol'd soo hard

[GraceToGo]

omg!!! hahhahhaaa

[SkullDemon44]

LOL pAUSE IT AT 0:33

[BeRsErKeR16]

he looks alike! xD

[blackizback]

hahah a hilarious n cool 90s porn movie XD XD but is that really nikki sixx? anywayzzz poor edward... noone wants to handshake XD XD

[innatecharm]

his facial expressions are perfect

[nakano1g]

H@H@H@H@H@H@H@H@

[TheseOpenRoads]

I want to see him try and get food out of his teeth

[MelissaTicky]

well, i feel comfortable to say i think i have seen it all.

[Tinymoezzy]

he looks like a real handful

[Vortex8856]

ba dum dish!

[yellowfellow]

i came

[JWP321]

lmao when he's eating spaghetti!!! hahaha!

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

Truely Great Acting

Dynamic Dialogue

...I give this 3 thumbs up

[BrightRaven0]

AAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!­!

at least i know there are people more disgusting than me... WHY DID I CLICK THAT LINK!!!?!?!!

[StyrbjornStarke]

............

[theebadnun]

"oh thats ok...we can mop that up:

[Oojimballa]

omg i am hard now that was incredible

[RedDaVincy]

Was this really intended to arouse somebody?