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  • this was the first video that i watched form stan's channel AWESOME

  • I liked Pac Man 2. :(

  • LMAO, this guy sounds like Jean Claude Van Damme.

  • what the fuck is a pac-man anyway? is he a a hunk of cheese? you know what i think hes a cooked testicle! hahahaha that killed me too!

  • look at this waxey motherfucker! hahahaha that fucking killed me!

  • Welcome to reality. You most likely couldn't traverse that path at 40+mph.

  • daughter brought home a women lesbain sex WTF?

  • This dude is fucking hilarious. Oh lord a demon

  • HAHAHA LMFAO "look at this waxy mutha fucker"

  • HAHAH "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT MOTHER FUCKER?" HAHAHA!

  • 7:28 aka how to sum up every casual, if it's too hard or learn to play they won't touch it :p

  • and baja was good ,

  • the only thing about pac man 2 i hate is those long ass passwords and difficulty

  • dude, u sound like an idiot going off on that tangent about the spare tire. read about the baja 1000 race then think about how stupid what you said was

  • I'm offended tht u said super off road was crap smh lol tht was a good game lmao

  • that Off Road game saved itself from being completely boring when it gave you the ability to mow down the idiots who decided to use a motorbike in a crazyass car race

  • hmmm, he want 2 be funny but he's faggy

  • @iSLm56 That's very ironic, because you want to be taken seriously, but you're funny. XD

    Seriously, I'm gonna use the word "faggy" from now on.

  • @SuperFlameRing do you know how to use google? ;>

  • @iSLm56 Wha- "faggy" is a real word?!

    ...

    Touche, sir.

  • Grow up and stop trolling games, where you was too young to of played .

  • Pac China? I was going to say Pac-istan!

  • Wow your mom looks so bad!!! just like this game Trololololol

  • stan, this is a legit racing series across north america. look up the score baja 1000. the race lasts several days, and the spare tires are pretty much a requirement. with a race so long, changing tires isn't that big of a loss.

    still found the review hilarious

  • HOW DARE YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT SUPER OFF-ROAD??? THAT GAME IS FUCKING GODLIKE!!!!!!! lol I love that game. Your reviews are fucking hilarious, btw.

  • pac-china

  • lol the tire

  • what road all i see is dirt

  • Nintendo attempted to make virtual reality games... Needless to say, it sucked. *cough* red dragon *cough*

  • You are hilarious. Your accent is awesome.

  • There are more points, but it would be too long to write it all down. The way you do the reviews ist cool, really dude, because you do it with funny moments and such, not just that boring review like we all know from other reviewers. For that i watch your videos. But sorry, at some point, it seems that you are only making fun of the game and nothing else. A bit more reasonable criticism would be very cool and it would make your videos way better. My english ist bad, but i hope i make my point ;)

  • @MahadoKusanagi It's strange how he reviews games. Some reviews are legitimately thought-out critiques of the game, while others are just comedy skits. (Sometimes he "reviews" a game yet admits it's his first time playing.) When he labels all of them as "reviews," it's understandable why he receives backlash.

    I like both the reviews and commentaries, and its unfortunate he has to suffer due to misleading labels. :(

  • Sorry dude, but even if i find your reviews cool at some point, you should give all the games some credit because you are criticising the games vor the 2nd and 3rd Console Generation. On the first game, Offroad, its very realistisch the cars to have spare tyres, because its the Paris Dakar concept. Pac-Man it seems to be a game for Kids, so why that harsh criticism? For the third game, it seems allright and for the fact that the enemies are from the same clan, its their looks reasonable.

  • 2:24 DO A BARREL ROLL!

  • Pac-genitals 

  • dude

    that guy in the beginning looks like the guy who cuts his foot off in saw 1

  • waxy motherfucker lmfao

  • AVGN Wannabe

  • @LeandroKezan hmm are you obsessed with the nerd

  • @LeandroKezan at least he isn't the irate gamer

  • @marioJace ... I agree .... and nope.... Im not obsessed w/ any nerd besides me ... hhuauhauhauha

  • @LeandroKezan i guess you're right

  • @LeandroKezan He made a parody of AVGN on how bad he is.

  • @burnindriver900 ahahahahah ow man.... dont say that about james rolfe (AVGN)... I like his channel...hes got talent .... huahuahaha but I didnt dislike this vid. .... greetings from Brazil

  • @LeandroKezan

    shush.

  • @Lunataari  U did u SHUSH me????are u nutz??

  • Wow, you predicted the future of the Kinect and Playstation Move 2+ years prior! Nice.

  • This is some funny shit.

  • Hahaha. That's too funny and sarcastic. !!

  • sex

  • i wish the game developers who made those horrid games saw this video

  • I actually liked Pacman 2 and Ultimate fighter a lot...

    I respect your opinion, but there is a difference between a game being 'awful' and you not liking a game.

  • Isn't "Super Off Road" the game where the driver screams "ARRIBA!" every time his vehicle leaps into the air off a hill?

  • dude stop reviewing old vintage games u r terrible....stop trying to be AVGN u never r and never will....loser!!!!

  • @NikeThe Dude internet is a free place not a dictatorship and YOU aren't that dictator!And he's a fan of avgn and this isn't a rip off!A rip off mean taking cool stuff from other movie and using it on your movie but he's not doing that he just throws rondom words ok?

  • at :49 one of the maps is called Guerrero Negro xD

  • tires are weight to keep down the car too

  • yea these gammes suck but the guy is over exagerating too kinda like ....''hey andy dick here whoa whoa thats wacky'''

  • That waxy motherfucker is probably a generic Ofrroad Racer, the only famous offroader featured in this game is Ivan "Ironman" Stewart

  • @TheDabeavis I think that waxy motherfucker IS Ivan Stewart lol

  • @MonacoLager1 It actually is him, He looks practically just like that both back in 1990 and even today, I never really saw him without his helmet on before I made a google search, so I assumed he was a brunette or somethin'.

  • @MonacoLager1 It actually is him, He looks practically just like that both back in 1990 and even today, I never really saw him without his helmet on before I made a google search, so I assumed he was a brunette or somethin' i think on the title he is brunette.

  • hahahahahahaha "don't do that pacman! opening other peoples mail is a federal offense!" and pacman makes a sadfase at stan.

    best 5 seconds ever. rofl.

  • lol I played that racing game on easter because my cousin had a snes and wanted me to play it. He didn't sae anything about it being bad but I thought the controls sucked.

  • get a better SNES emulator.

  • The pacman game made me laugh my ass off

  • hahahahahahaha, wow, pack genitals :)

  • The last game at the end lol

  • Super Off Road was a great game when I first played it lol

  • rofl

  • lol my go kart goes faster than that!

  • i had that race game at start :3 but it did suck!

  • I dunno man, yeah these games aren't epic today but they were at the time of their release.

  • I've never seen that last game before.

  • My super nintendo didn't look like the one in his photo. someone explain please.

  • about the tire in the back thing, in dacak rally they do change tires and sometimes mend stuff too

  • pac-man has a pac-baby because a stork (maybe pac-stoork ) brout it (pac-man JR.) (sorry for spelling its late)

  • It's like the Tourettes Guy is doing Let's Plays now. Awesome.

  • Why the hell would u want to install a camera in your daughters room , you sick fuck?

  • @MarkSpang dude... have a sence of humor

  • @MarkSpang For the lulz lol

  • @MarkSpang Why can't u take a joke, you sick fuck?

  • @H3RB4L1S3R HE is the sick fuck? He didn't want to install a camera in his lesbian daughter's bedroom...

  • @crashnburner187 the porb right her is that u guys dont see a joke when there is one. Get over ur e-rep

  • @MarkSpang thumbs down this guy,

    @H3RB4L1S3R and thumbs up this guy.

  • @MarkSpang moron

  • @MarkSpang dick fuck

  • its called the dakar rally you dumb motherfucker.. its an endurance motorsport of harsh elements and yes you would use that tire to fix your fucking car.. if you dont know anything about racing dont talk shit about it or play racing games

  • This game isnt bad! -_-

  • are you the super mario frustratuion guy?

  • your mild accent is so sexy

  • Dude seriously Pac Man 2 is the shit. I have good memories with that game.. slingshotting him in the face until he goes berserk. Good times

  • what is AVGN??

  • Can I say......AVGN?

  • is an asshole game no pac genitals 

  • is an asshole game

  • the graphics are nice.

    the game is shit

  • You got a problem with 1995

  • and again, one of these Avgn wannabees

  • nah

  • retarded failed avgn copy.

    Do your own stuff. You are a lame in trying to copy. And if you do not understand some games - do not review them. Especially Pacman one. It is a great puzzle game.

  • @zeonmystic 'you are a lame?' you are an english failure

  • @pogopopex4 I am not a native English speaker though I am sure my English is fine. Maybe I was drunk a bit at that time - that could be the case. But it should not give you any reason to offend me in any case. And I say again that maybe if you haven't got enough brains to figure out how PacMan adventures was made - do not say it sucked. Actually it was a very well made puzzle game. Maybe you are being too stereotypical to always compare that to the blind shit eating PacMan that we all know. ;)

  • @zeonmystic , be original man, someone has already complained like that, lame generic complaint copy

  • @DEVILNBEANS I wrote what I think. I do not give a damn original complaint it is or not.

  • you:what you staring at you motherfucker?

    motherfucker with sad face:...(staring hard*)

  • @ThePato2007 ahahahaha awww

  • @stanburdman they adopted him from pakistan

  • @stanburdman Ur the best reviewer ever, LOL

  • lol they race those trucks all the time XD

  • they are making VR games,its called GTA

  • GOD DAMNIT! 6:50

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  • I subscribed.

    This dude has the BEST "Awful (console) Game Review: (Horrible Game Name)

  • PAC-china lol I:D

  • OKay.. well.. the racing one LOOKED great for it's time (Except the greasy guy xD).. But the controls and the speed and whatnot was horrid.

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  • @tdelfino2509 the question is: have you played those games? if not, then STFU!

  • The racing game has excellent graphics.

    Looks like you don't know the limitations of the system.

  • they are making virtual reality games,multiple times actually...

    it's called GTA

  • Pacman looks, well, nothing like Pacman xD

  • The racing game dosn't look that bad actually.

  • hahahaha, If there were no these shitty games, Grand Turismo, NFS, Test Drive and so on wouldn't be as good as they are today.

  • who the hell is wesley sprites?

  • ahahahah PAC CHINA !!! The best !!!!!

  • How the fuck does pac-man have pac-legs, let alone pac-genitals?

  • Why dose the gameplay screen always seem to be glitching up?

  • @piplup10036 They're being played on pc via roms & have sprite limitations I guess.

  • PAC-GENITALS :D

  • Super Off Road: the Baja rocks!

  • im only 2 n a half mins in and im fucking crying. dude you actually sound upset at the game, n that shit you say about the tire is downright hilarious. good shit man.

  • they got the baby from Pac-Istan. get it?!?

    hehe...ha... :(

  • @deathlordoo I am from Pakistan and i approve this message!

  • @deathlordoo lol hhhhhhhh

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  • It's people like you who keep the internet in whack.

  • Yeahhh shut up! Don't gimme that face!

  • "o, ya, an apple" haha

  • I like your accent, do I detect a hint of canadian?

  • I like your accent

  • The Pac Man game is actually quite good. It was one of my favorite games back in the day.

  • the last game wasn't that bad if you put aside the glitches

    by the way try the game QWOP and tell me if you can beat it :D

  • 65% of SNES games sucked

  • I actually like the Pac-Man game.

  • blueish, is he jewish?

  • Thumbs up if you crack up every time stan sais "Neentendo"

  • the glicthes made it look like the best fighting game ever!

    replay and say it doesnt!

  • I liked pacman. It was funny :)

  • no it isnt racist to point out the truth, its racist to make assumptions on the person by that :o

  • You lose if you stop to change a tire? I guess you've never watched a NASCAR race. You couldn't even get past the first level? You suck.

  • Pac-man got Pac-pissed off.

  • Damn, looking at the picture in the beginning... The American SNES was soooo ugly....

  • That Off Road game is probably the first Tough Truck game ever made. They were made to race in the desert for days on end, which is why there is a spare tire. Games like Dirt helped to make the sport more visable to racing fans. If you thought that game was bad, play Off-World Interceptor Xtreme for the Saturn or Playstation. That one is hopelessly shitty.

  • @Monacomaverick

    >Off-World Interceptor Xtreme

    Thanks for the tip,ordered it on ebay

    It looks great.

  • @esathegreat Oh man, I hope you didn't pay much for it! At least you might get a good jewel case out it! XD

  • @Monacomaverick

    The game wants be cool,but it really isn't.

    bah

  • The Pac-genitals bit was priceless!

  • It's funny. The racing game actually looks great for the SNES. The review is funny though! AND sure they can be 1/4th of the size of the screen. Bigger sprites were considered a plus back in the day!

  • 45% AVP arcade, 39% x-men arcade, 28 % turtles arcade, 30% simpsons arcade thats how big the sprites are compared to the screen on some old classic sidescrolling beat em ups. Apparently the "rule" to side scrolling beat em ups is that the spirtes cant be a fourth (25%) of the screen. so all of those games i mentioned must be bad games.

  • "If i havent figuared out in the first few minutes playing the game how to play it, its just not worth playing." EPIC COMMENT!

  • oh stan you're awesome!

  • What's wrong with you? It actually looks pretty good for SNES.

  • i actually thought this was hilarious

  • Am I the only one who likes this guy???

  • @TheMetalGearChick1

    No I just think that a large number of people disagree with which games he thinks are poor. They are most likely incling to still be thinking these games are the epic classics back in the day, but when technically analyzed by this guy they probably do suck.

    Either way he makes me chortle so I sub'd.

  • you r funny..nice review..i play those game b4..hehehe..totally pissed me off

  • hey, pac-man was a pretty good game. i can imagine you looking like pac-man from 6:33-7:44 when you're reviewing these games. lol!

  • Its fun torturing pac man, getting him in trouble and slingshotting his friends. Main reason I play that game.

  • Whoa! I actually liked pac man 2

  • @cravingradishes Me too! At least when I was like 5 or 6. I remember I was fucking laughing for the poor pac-man... That was the 1st (if not the only one) game that I was so mean with a character and I really enjoied ti XD

  • @cravingradishes i also liked pac man 2 ... (on the ps2) you know the 800 plus games in the ps2 ? contains (ps1 games nses games and 7 porn videos yes porn videos because japanese people made it

  • @cravingradishes I have this for the Genesis. I loved it back when I got it and still play it sometimes. I used to like to hit Pac-Man with the rocks in the slingshot so he'd get pissed off. lol

  • i love that pacman game i had no problem playing it when i was lil xD

  • wow spaz

  • i laughed a lot. this is the funniest thing ive ever seen xD

    u are n1 ^^

  • dude shit ur dumbass ass up.geez dumb redneck

  • I hope you know that it is the year 2010... They don't make SNES games anymore little guy. Also, you sound retarded as hell for reviewing these games, You're about 13 years late kid.

  • 8:58 that demon is jewish? X3

  • they shouldnt make a sequel to pac-man. It was seriously not necessary

  • LOl, your frustration is funny. Calm down man, don`t expect much from the past...thanks to those "shitty games" we can play MW2 and all those games..

  • "im pretty sure his a cooked testicle"

  • Okay, here's what I see. The first game you rated badly because you keep telling us to look at how bad it is. To be honest, that game looks pretty fun for an SNES game. As for the second game, yes the gameplay is different, but your bashing the game because it doesn't make sense. Most games don't make sense as it is. The third one actually looks cool too, but the only thing you can come up with is how Wesley Snipes is black and that again, it doesn't make sense. You should find a new hobby.