Great Pick-Up Lines in American History

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[TheSirGrey]

Alexander Graham Bell was Canadian... just sayin'

Still fucking clutch pick up line

[EasternSnap]

My dumb ass thought the commercial was a pick up line.. "When BP made a commitment.." I was like WTF I am not picking up no PETA bitch!

[zachattack81353]

Sourcefed

[Daniraldo01]

1:34 I would do that if she were wearing a white shirt.

[GinoZump]

"quote from the video".. can i be a top comment now?

[MalkinFan25]

:22 Epic High Five.

[Ruach]

New one for Barack:

"I killed Bin Laden TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!"

[oferbr]

0:58

Is anyone else thinking of Gob?

[desertx24]

@oferbr yup.

[weecamb]

Alexander graham bell is Scottish. Just sayin.

[Kwaikar123]

@weecamb youre a douche. just sayin

[jdebruynviolin]

@weecamb And Barack Obama is black. What's your point?

[dannymartinez548]

I know these guys!

[weecamb]

@dannymartinez548

maybe you could let them know they're fucktards?

[demigomez1998]

fucking honest abe he always gets the good ones

[ThunderJunkOC]

BAP BAP BAP BABAP BAP!

[brad71forfsu]

Clutch

[lawrencetimmons94]

The first flight lasted about 12 seconds, and the subsequent flights weren't much longer.

Damn, wilbur and orville musta been really fucking fast in bed...

[daveharrison84]

Obama - "wanna see my stimulus package?"

[hannajoseff001]

Abraham Lincoln looks so cute! LoL..

[dan122189]

davy crocket best one lmbo!

[VLOGGITYvlogvlogvlog]

@DaFlyingpig They explain he was a US citizen in the description. I like your channel name by the way lol

[Fenjakiki]

"Oh hey what up? "

[Lock131842]

I would TAP THAT...! BAP BAP BAP BABAP BAP BAP BABAP BAP BABAP BAP!!!!!!!!!

[DaFlyingpig]

I thought Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish?

[TRtheCrazyOne]

@DaFlyingpig Of Scottish heritage, but his family actually settled in Canada. He did his work with the deaf in Boston, which is where he met his wife, Mabel, but a significant portion of his work was actually done in Canada. His first successful "call" was done in Brantford, Ontario, where his family's homestead is.

[87xG]

Haha I loved the Franklin pierce joke. Very clever, if you knew who he was.

[amateurartist3]

why aren't these still being made.

[PrettyGirlRawr]

i like 1:00

[batista31619]

Could someone explain the Obama joke? I didn't really get it :/

[Wylde483]

@batista31619 He told her to "change" as in change out of her clothes right there. Obama's campaign slogan was "Change".

[TheMashupMessiah]

@batista31619 Obama's entire campaign was about change in America (which imo didn't really happen so much), so he threw wine/champagne/whatever the fuck he was drinking onto the girl's shirt & told her to "change". Get it?

[twilliight]

.......CHANGE!

[Shaniq307]

Best...high five...ever...

[shaneomacmcgee]

Lincoln had some high standards...

[Phase42]

Franklin Pierce is an ancestor of mine.

[DeliveringAwesome]

I had to look up Franklin Pierce to confirm he he was. XD

[steven171199]

It would take alot hbecause hes my kid bap bap bap bap

[neitzelbaby12]

clutch

[shaigutt]

this is definitely the funniest out of the four

[KACSUPERSHOW]

Im gonna try 0:25 LOL

[bayob989]

And even after everything she's seen at this bar, she still goes back

[MrJumpingdude]

I laughed so hard at Davy Crockett

[Thebloodieshoes]

lol obama

[itstwueitstwu]

Laugh hysterically every time I see this. C'MON!!!!!!!!

[EvilTwerp45]

hahahahaha! barrack obama

[TheNosyGamer]

: O that glass almost fell at 1:15

[bizzareo456]

the davy crocket one made me cry xD

[innercityvikings]

alexander graham bell was actually scottish/canadian

[TheHolyChiz]

"change."

[poptarts85]

lol obama. although not historical.

[imr3ally5tupid]

@poptarts85 is being the first african american president in us history not historical enough for you?

[JJmeth]

@projectdurden you are the exact reason why the united states has a bad rep.

[SandraMonkey01]

I love the davy crockett

[XD5133]

Wait......i don't think obama is white....

[kimpelpins36]

The best part is "change". lmao.

[xxxAndrew69xxx]

Ahahaha.. I didn't even know Franklin Pierce was a president.

[projectdurden]

honestly, was there any change since Obama took office? Nope! Ron Paul 2012!!!!

[TheJefedesapuka]

1:43 what the... awesome!!!

[suplicek98]

CHANGE!! xD

[nemavisenikomenaler]

hahah great

[TheDezmona]

She obviously likes these lines since she keeps coming to that bar

[Fitzyfooty123]

that music is amazing

[39maxpowers]

Alexander Graham Bell is Canadian, not American!!

[gorefreak2]

@39maxpowers isn't he scottish

[39maxpowers]

@gorefreak2 He was born in Scotland, but he was raised in Canada, plus his citizenship was canadian too!!

[21freeskiier21]

"Clutch" hahaha I almost died

[mile123na]

lmaaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest bit was the obama bit ahahahahaha

[MrNoobiestarcraft]

you: her baby, wanna play war?

her: No!!

you: c'mon Its simple i will just lay on the ground and u can blow the fuck out of me!

[kleanupguy11]

Im pretty sure bell was canadian

[sworddude87]

That is the greatest Obama impression EVAR!

[TirrenPL]

Im soooooo disappointed, I thought that I will see her boobies :/

Polska górą madafakerzy !!!!!

[M40A3Snyper]

LOL Davy Crockett!

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

Can I smell your vagina?

NO?..well it must be your feet then.

[TehLULZ1234]

hey girl lemme get that DIGIT ROFL!!!!!!

[RoyalRamirez]

"CHANGE." that's pretty much what happened, except Obama never pulls out after f*cking America.

[malcolmgetscrazy]

Bell was Scottish/Canadian. Not American. Silly.

[lualleja]

>> >>--------[KNEE]--------->

[HaloGamerGirl]

Well kat brauer and I find this.. HILLARIOUS.. CHANGE..

[killerdeathty]

poor franklin pierce



[DJReddie]

Holy shit the obama one was just golden

[lilcanadiandude]

GOD DAMMIT TOO MANY ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES

[urmy09]

I used to use corny pick up lines, but then I got an arrow to the knee.

[Davidstucke89]

HOW ABOUT GREAT PICK UP LINES FROM THE 1950'S???

[Davidstucke89]

how about great pick up lines of history in general like Frank Sinatra or elvis, something like that.

[garryzmod]

I would TAP THAT... Bat bat bat bat ba bat xD

[globonto]

Davy Crockett got a hat boner!

[Harristar88]

TAPTAOTAPTAPTAP

[friendlyboa]

my pick up line...

excuse me ma'am does this rag smell like chloroform?

[MrLilstroh]

@pinkpiggy3456 aren't your questions supposed to makes sense?

[DenverCholoX3]

This chick gets around haha

[sxcpro808]

Need to get me one of those hats

[pinkpiggy3456]

isnt barak obama suppose to be black?

[Freaksoftheinternet]

Wright brothers and samuel morse just killed me. I freaking love Luke!!

[DanielAKP]

Do great superhero pick-up lines :D

[ldldooley]

Googling Franklin Pierce to find out who he is.... :L

[TheLordZixx]

oh hey whatup xD

[GazEeLa92]

bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap

[SemiazasxXx]

Hahah the ones at the end!!!

[FDGMWR]

"Clutch"

[Cali123Fornia]

I WOULD TAP THAT!!! Bap bap bap bap bap lol I almost died

[Uzuchiajordy17]

Barrack Obama and the last one were fuciing hilarious

[dustmintofdoom]

More guys should try lines like these! If you make a girl laugh you have a better chance!

[kamphychair]

ABAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP

[PartyRokk]

Bap bap bap bap bu bap bap bu bap bap

[brandonkruelle]

LLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL last 2 made me laugh so hard I almost died

[Banchorian]

Umm, Bell is Scottish. WTF!

[bewilderedkettle]

Alexander Graham Bell is Scottish :S SCOTTISH!

[FLANAGANlol]

So hey whatup. the last onee lmaoo

[karmakid523]

I love that Obama's white XD

[reddog418]

This is stupid.

[ritvarsdortans]

I tried this in club yesterday and it didn't work, I got slammed in my face. What did I do wrong?

[sexykiller11232]

Lol the davy crocket I was like wtf replayed and I went oh wow and cracked up laughing

[muchtentoft]

LOL The Dacy Crocket is by far the superior!

[JapaneseSoara]

1:13 is the most likely to work lol xD

[randomwithacapitalT]

alexander graham bell was canadian js

[CymroGoch]

@randomwithacapitalT No, he wasn't. He was British.

[ih8momjokes1]

@OctaviaRavia Lol first of all it's a joke, I guess you represent the unfortunate percentage of American population. Second I'd like to hear an explanation to your statement, thanks fool

[TigJones]

The Wright brothers were my favorite

[emmjay906]

CHANGE.



[AshlexWonderWall]

IM TIRED OF FUCKING SEEING MITT ROMNEY'S AD's YOUTUBE.

[Orexll]

@AshlexWonderWall then get addblock plus... it's what everyone uses

[TheEggdude16]

CHANGE BITCH!!

[ih8momjokes1]

Thumbs up if you love the "ye-hea" at the end of abraham LOL

[matthewlr1978]

Absolutely freakin' brilliant!

[exxplosiveriellebear]

press 2 :D



[ih8momjokes1]

Hey... It said: "In American History" so don't expect anything fancy.

[OctaviaRavia]

@ih8momjokes1 You're canadian, you practically suck our teats

[ScarletteJoey]

haha no one remembers Pierce

[realghch]

abraham....lol

[skatetop2]

...change

[system0system0]

dislike .

[SteelMantle]

@system0system0 cry.

[PresidentialWinner]

Obama should have had ''YES, We Can!''

[megapengproductions]

Lemme get that DIGIT lmfao

[pmm2428]

@flowertrue CAUSE SHE'S HOT

[flowertrue]

How did they get the racoon tail to go up? did they build like a mechanical arm inside it? Or was there a guy up above with a string? Or was it MAGIC????

[tonebone8]

thumbs up if you looked up Franklin Pierce on Google.

[Simpkin1992]

I love the "Obama"

[Sniper4life9]

Aye GURL, lemme get dat DIGIT! Hahaha

[DaMaskedDood]

.............so hey wad up?

[DarthKrattus]

If I were Lincoln, I'd say, "Lady, I wanna preserve OUR union!"

YEEEAAAAHHHHH

[jimmynewbrand]

@yohannan7 exactly what i thought, he invented the telephone IN CANADA XD

[yohannan7]

Alexander Graham Bell: Born in Scotland, died in Canada and great person in American History? Just saying ! Lol

[TheHoneyRee]

@yohannan7 @jimmynewbrand He had two labs where he worked on inventing the telephone- Boston, Mass and Canada. He mostly lived in Washington, his summer home was in Canada. He married an American, became an American citizen and made the first phone call in America, and patented the telephone in America.

[GeorgeOfTheBushveld]

Obama FTW!

[Brettyoke49]

CHANGE... (bitch)

[nioxic]

Last 2 was the best!

;D i loved this

[cnsmile]

OBAMA ROFL!!!!

[ramadhani118]

1:34 CHANGE! :L

[TheRsikes]

Change.

[manoouu]

get to the CHOPAA!

[mewthree15]

obama is obveosly the best.

[Albel217]

No way. Lindbergh was the best. There's no better way to get into a girl's pants then with sympathy!

[jacobyspiritbear]

BARACK OBAMA: CHANGE!!!

[edga69]

She is so hot.

[koolay]

the last two were hilarious

[9tedwilliams9]

I'm related to Franklin Pierce! And that was amazing!!!

[mrboomheadshot92]

@9tedwilliams9 franklin who?

[Iguitar212]

Whats that song?

[smoken3rd52]

Morse is my favorite.

[UzumakiJustice]

"honestly baby,ur not tht attractive,but honestly,i think im drunk enough,yeeeah!"-abraham lincoln.wise words from such a man.

[whitetoshiro]

More like Davy Cockit

[TooTItoo123]

The last ones my favorite lolol

[SurvivingEarly]

I dont get the Sam Morse one. But it was still hilarious.

[drcool41]

@SurvivingEarly morse code is like tapping

[zuzu1025]

Charles Lindbergh, you sir are a genius.

[ruchikagskar]

I would TAP that! BAP BAP BAP BAP B-BAP BAP BAP

OMG HAHAHA MY FAVOURITE.

[Starpigs92]

@ruchikagskar i dont get that one

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Starpigs92 Morse code.

[FrawgD11]

Mmm Melissa Russell is hot.

[jamirequez]

WTF!!!

Graham Bell was scottish!!!