How to Attract Women : How to Read Women's Body Language

[Megosarus2]

original title

[JordanDinstrumentals]

hahahahahaha well spotted, lets party bennet!

[malbabypink101]

by tosing her hair, what kind of guid is this. Not all women have hair or show it.

[labau415]

Be confident girls like out going guys and go for your type of girl there's a girl out there for everyone but it has to be your type if your a nerd get a hot nerd girl if you a gangstar get a hood chic if your rich you get any bytch if your poor get a poor hot girl if your fat get a nice bbw if yo skinny get a skinny gurl you see you do.t need all these lessons

[iloveweeed100]

Hahhaa

[bumpjumper99]

I don't always watch videos that suck, but when I do watch this one

[vivekb996]

This guy is totally a nerd.

[BiGGRY44]

how to pick up beautiful women... when u have a small wee wee..... lol

[anifz16]

looks like a serial rapist

[5740yrut]

ADVICE FROM AN OLD MAN THAT ACTS

LIKE A NERD?

[wcualumni]

I suspect that Mr. Eagan is a virgin. Who in their right mind would buy a book from this guy?

[shimonemorillo]

''My name is John Eagan. Im going to give you tips how to get a beautiful women, by my book entitled how to pick a beautiful women by John Eagan.'' really dude really?

[ColorManifestation]

37 seconds in, the message that im getting is rip a chicks clothes off if she makes eye contact

[isaac219]

Sir... How can you be an expert on body language and not know that you need to look once in a while into the camera so people know that you're being honest about what you're saying... This is only constructive criticism... I'm not trying to affect what you're trying to do only going for betterment of what you're trying to sell... Thanks...

[rockyqw12]

he looks like he starred in those 80's italian snuff movies.

[parsizaban]

Don't be naive and fall for these nonsense. The only thing that gets women is money. Lots of it.

[MegaSlaze]

What a pimp. Breasts......OUT.

[MegaSlaze]

"Hello, my name is John Eagan and I'm going to give you tips on how to pick up beautiful women, by my book, entitled, 'How To Pick up Beautiful Women' by John Eagan." LMFAO.

[BadTanLines]

THANK GOD FOR EXPERT VILLAGE!!!

[TheYTListener]

workshop over, pls hand over lecture notes. joe the virgin

[TheYTListener]

do you have a formal syntactical calculus for it, or some kind of theorems. I know women geometry, but looking for her alge[bra] , female equation in one variable, two and multi. LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[davidXGX]

I dont understand SHIT what is he talking :D

[vboy10]

what if the girl is blind,bald, and is in a wheelchair how can i tell she likes me ? haha

[Fardun007]

@vboy10 LOL

[MrNathengreen]

Crap u talk like u explain how the animal community trying to have sex

[hereweareentertainus]

"Hiking their skirt or touching parts of their body" WTF???

[FreeOnlineWorkouts]

If you really want to pick up girls, I recommend that you read both of the following guides:

- "The Game" by Neil Strauss

- "Pandora's Box" on MackMethods. com (highly recommend this)

GENERAL GUIDELINES

1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).

2) Act like you don't need them and make them prove themselves to YOU!

3) Make them feel comfortable (comfort comes before intimacy)

4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (easy ways to do this).

[shehzaadful]

@FreeOnlineWorkouts make a video i bet it willl work plzz

[luigitheracoon12]

6 for womenwolfs

[chrisEcho7]

did any one else laugh when he said " breasts pushed...OUT!"

[MrStaffy3]

step 2 do the opposite to this bloke

[XRenXViolinX]

@zest4lyfe

Well, try american/other girls....they like foreign guys. At least I have heard plenty say so. Nifty accents. idk

[XRenXViolinX]

@zest4lyfe

I see where you are coming from b/c I often feel men are sleezy just as I feel women are but screw what other people say about women b/c only I can speak for myself and bad boys are garbage. I hate the stereotype that suggests women like them.

[XRenXViolinX]

@zest4lyfe

Well a lot of guys are the same way but they use women for their bodies instead. Also there ARE some men who use women for money as well, believe it or not. Men and women are just as bad as their counterpart b/c women often use men for money and men often use women for their bodies. Sometimes switched.

[RusiaCanal]

funny dude

[XxShelbyLeahxX]

"so her breasts are pushed... OUT" hahaha

[gduncan27]

I'm sure he gets more ass than a toilet seat.......I'mmmmsure.

[Jellumen]

i would like to see this man hook a girl like that..

[muffincasestudioz]

yh hes so attractive

[VivaLaMente]

.... Am I the only one who feels like a specimen on the discovery channel after watching this?

xD

[zofisma]

@VivaLaMente yes you are the only one.

[VivaLaMente]

@zofisma Well thats good to know I guess ^^

[MyRealDad]

expertvillage sucks ass through a straw

[ManhattanMusician]

@expertvillage

Women will let men know if they like them. If they don't, they don't like him

that much.

[HairLikeCottonCandy]

baaaaaaahaaaaaahahah

[mechanized331]

What the Hell????? LMAO. Does he have a que card in fornt of him.



[562ole]

his wife better be a fuckn super model

[38dedo]

Jon disliked this 177 times

[GameLevelEditor]

Most encounters are based on a predetermined outcome. You have an answer by special design for you before you even open your mouth or approach. Permission system. Filtered by ego standards.

Its rare that its based on your soul or intellect.

I think most encounters are based on social charisma, aesthetic equity which explains why girls suddenly show interest if your with another girl. Snowball. Competition and curiosity. Thats the I don't care confident energy "not to be confused with cocky".

[LuxuryLimin]

Also the author of 'How to write a book even if you can barely read"

[occoldjosh]

YES NOW I CAN FINALLY GET LADIES THANKS RON BURGANDY

[greenchavez13]

looks like hes reading from a white board

[jreddevil]

Is he a robot by any chance?

[antonrosa]

Good to know!

[Spanduer90]

oh yeah, deff.. this guy's a pimp. sure he is

[cartouchator]

just keep being yourself. Women are way more attracted with people acting natural than people "seducing" them

[athleteization]

I wonder if he's read his own book.

[MrTropicalEYE]

@NISARZIA Cry and beg her not to call the cops. Then call her next month for a coffee.. ;-D

[MACEDO1990]

sounds like this guy needs to learn how to read first before giving advice 

[MrVeesworld]

Sounding like this guy when you speak will get you into problems and "left hand only" situations by yourself each and EVERY NIGHT!!!

[753lol]

she is soooo hot man...

[7incheshard]

Read one book then another one and another another if doesn't work go to prostitute you will never fail I'm sure finally you got it woo hoo lol

[PurpleRoseOmneya]

come on guys it's the "Expert Village" XD

[ncresr66]

the world is so sick lol

[liam13coins]

Beautiful women usually cover their eyes with one hand while runnuning away from me with their head down. What does that mean ???????????????

[2005Goober]

there is SO not a telaprompt in front of him lmao

[Enferm0Alterad0]

No.

[MMG008]

how to pick up beautiful women....step 1, don't look like a burns victim with a mo. step 2, seriously - don't write a book if you can't get past step 1.

[gunot247]

" Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"

Always works for me

[rodneys0909]

@gunot247 LMFAO......very disturbing , but piss funny !

[Different4romTheRest]

Fuck my life!

[shanexu3]

Fuck the book! All you need is duct tape

[VivaLaMente]

my gosh, the way he explains these things, i feel like im being documented on Discovery....

[MrSuperKello]

If he would have called this video "How to read a cue card" it would have taught me a lot more...

[beansemo]

Damn this fucker is so bad-ass that he's getting head while shooting this. who agrees?

[Shinkajo]

i bet it's the stache

[Hartassen]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[ericlightning21]

douche

[joeyjoey77]

168 PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN

[angelseatupward]

what a fuckin pickle kisser.

[resilienceman]

"DDDDr John Eagen talks to the animals"

[salsaboyhal]

i think hes getting f**** while hes talking -.- hes dying or what?

[RMabee88]

don't move the cue cards so much while i'm trying to read them

[sithconsole]

so her breats are pushed, OUT! what a funny guy.

[MrSavagemane]

this guys an idiot its all so obvious too u dont have to go to college or have any special training to know all this stuff common sense

[flapdo]

Omg it's hitler

[cobanermani456]

This guy doesn't know how to pick up a single women. Notice how he's not even showing eye contact and looking away from the camera

He'll be a failure in life with women if he keeps that crap up

[bigskeeter505]

finally jason took off the hockey mask and did somethin productive with his life good for him first he murdered them now hes tryn to gt with them. haha silly serial killers these days

[thebadcrue822]

DOESNT SOUND CONVINCING. LOL

[red666A]

40 years old Virgin..

[youngdkoop]

this guy is just reading cards..they could probably get him to say 'how not to read womens body language because i am not who i say i am' im gay i dont belong here etc

[thechildrenzplace]

what a corny titled book.

[Sammi32797]

courtship sequence, lmao

[retardedscarded]

if you DON'T want to attract women....be like this guy

[Doooodeo]

he must be stoned out of his mind right now !

[Blackrzr83]

I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM

[bravexbroadcast]

what a creeper /:

[iamheasyouaremeandwe]

Step 1: DON'T BE THIS GUY.

[Concert16]

@iamheasyouaremeandwe

LOL!

[93kittylover]

are you kidding. maybe steps to tell if a girl is a slut or not but hell if you'd ever catch me swinging my ass and arching my back. lol trust me you want a girl be nice to her and try to be yourself and find a girl that will like u as yourself.

[Alesandros356]

" how to pick a beautiful woman by my book: how to pick a beautiful woman by john eagan" olz epic intro

[StjepanW124]

i attract women by showing them my dick xD

[DirtyDiddleTag07]

@StjepanW124 Your a pro.

[Caleta280]

I've seen his face in a brothel..... Best advice to attract a women is show a wallet with lots of $100 bills in it... Works every time.

[aqueousone]

Isn't he just explaining how to get a woman who already wants you? I gotta  buy a book for that?????

[MistahFen]

"I will tell you how to get beautiful women in my book "how to get beautiful women"

LMAO genius

[leesway]

@MistahFen Ha!

[xmatch]

lol hez funny. tell us something new dear

[AllTheSame711]

never date a girl with hoop earrings lol i found out too many girls who wear hoop earrings are skanks.

[anon1088]

fuck this shit

[metallicalust]

is he blind ?

[TheMcarignan]

@metallicalust i think that guy is a registered sex offender

[xDm5x9tZpp]

LOOL see it's people like this that wanna make me stay inside my house for life and never go out.

[KripkeSaul]

This is hilarious! The reading is awesome!

[fishersann2k7]

hes reading a book lmfeo

[ryolo132]

SERIOUS STERIOTYPE!!!

[MilaaaanS]

I bet he´s still a virgin..

[Empty89037]

@MilaaaanS

You're the proof he's not.

[masterchriswong]

@MilaaaanS I hope so ;)

[Rebornprodigy22]

@MilaaaanS beef neck, hes probably had sex with a little boy.

[foreverguga]

@MilaaaanS

Me too. The guy has the sex appeal of a toothbrush. You can't attract women if you look like him

[MrScottydabody]

@MilaaaanS not hardly ..... i bet he can talk them out of their panties

[borderlord]

I can't believe this guy got published!!

Only in America!!!

[erickit007]

haha did they just cut him off?

[nottanable]

i have never done that.....

[xhunter94s]

Guy on video: Screw the flashcards! The way I get woman I follow em for a while till they yell at me to stop following them around, then when they are sleeping I go to their bed knock em out with a good blow to the head and bring them into my dungeon or you can use cologne, how, I will tell you, you find them in a good dark unpopulated area spray the cologne in their eyes and face then bring them to my operations center.

[Jmsadv]

Is it weird if your mom does this around you?

[Frantzu]

He's reading off something in a different room lmao!

[Frantzu]

lmao dude this shit is hilarious. haha

[omgiballin2010]

"hey guys im reading off a cue card and im not speaking from experience"

[R1CHARD909]

he sounds like lustful lao from jade empire.

[xXNeMeSiS94Xx]

" hi im John Eagan, i hear to talk about how to pick up beautiful women using my book entitled how to pick up beautiful women by John Eagen"

UVE JUST REPEATED URSELF!!!!!

[colombye]

stop reading what ever is in front of you.The guy is not natural at all.With your tecnics I;m going to scare woman away

[HBC423]

this guy is no bullshit, damn i had this fine little greek lookin waitress come up and start wiping down a table bending over within two feet of me, damn she was flirting with me, and she was making eye contact with me the whole time, ima have to go back to there now that ive seen this video

[kkutukwa]

Where did they get this dude? That book is gonna be a best seller alright!

[Nenyana]

Tossing, touching and twirling? What is he doing? Describing fourplay?

[mistersmith6000]

I think he's just saying that a suit and tie helps..and maybe a mustache.

[khody]

HAHAHA

[reallyflasshy]

Wow , he put one book in one video

[elitestar]

it seems like hes describing a female in the animal kingdom lol

[ariesram74]

I think women will be impressed when you whip out the book: HOW TO PICK UP BEAUTIFUL WOMEN - JOHN EGAN BA. Show them the back flap with your picture there!

[garrettgarrett187]

hahaha omg i couldn't stop laughing. what a legend

[Bloggingz]

Lol,he's reading a god damn script

[baptistelajoie]

nul

[ISOLATORBABE]

ASSHOLE......THIS SIGNAL YOU GET ARE JUST FROM THE LADIES WHO ARE FLIRT, EASY GO LUCKY AND PLAYING SO CLEAN BUT THE TRUTH THEY ARE BITCH.....

[dragonciv1]

hes is so reading off something

[jessicallisonavin]

the guys voice reminds me of the dude that plays willy wonka; johnny depp

[rbanyz]

Expert Village needs to get a new rep.

[maedron]

the courtship sequence.. so prefessional - he must be right xD

[kjgjoury6rt]

i sware i saw tht guy in tha grocery store he was following my mom around telling her to stick her breasts OUT

[PokerstarGolfer]

He aint getting no punani, but his teachings are gonna make my stock go way up!

[Bennyclay661]

to learn boy language in full go to my site evolutionofbodylanguage(dot)co­m I think it covers everything or if you have a questions not answer just ask me ill try find out

[spiderfly1014]

Teleprompter?

[lalalalolnubed]

I'm total lmao'ing right now.

[TheSranks]

AHAHAH!! Im dying! This guy is hilarious

[montx2007]

rocket scientist here.