Nissan GT-R BMW X1 Jaguar XF-R - Fast Lane Daily - 02Jun08

[peanuts2105]

What the fuck is a Nee-San. Prick

[neimenkordomt]

im sorry but i love my life

ok this is true but you can die

july. may 20th. 1930.

A girl named Ashly Kingsworth was looking for down a well and a ghost pushed her down the well. now that you read this you must Copy and Paste to 2 Other Video's or else tonight at 12:00

she will stand at the end of you're bed and pull you down the well she died in.

[arshiker]

lol , that was hilarious !! keep it up :P

[Setpblock]

4:00

lol that was the best part

haha i fucking love you my brother haha

[idonlikeveg]

what is a 'jag-oo-waar'?

ahh you must mean Jaguar (jag-yoo-are)

i think i should know my dad has 2 (etype and xj-s) and i have one (XJ-S) and the british ones are better because they have little or no emissions equipment so have more power.

and i totally agree that American cars have no concept of corners or that weird substance called metal for the bodywork.

the only car i can think of from america that looks even remotely good is the Ford GT.

[puffrooster]

My Chev Impala SS does zero to sixty and quarter mile better than the new Jag-yoo-are XF and for twenty five K less! Plus, in north America, everyone can afford to drive and we have room to do it... unlike Eng-ah-land.

[Ratbeeitch]

This guy is actually comparing a Chevy, a Chevy to the jags, and an Impala at that. LOL, typical.

[puffrooster]

You can read! But you obviously missed the point.

My Impala can outrun the Jag XF and it shouldn't be able to do that!

English and European cars are overrated and way overpriced. That is my point. For what they want for a Jag, it should our run a domestic front wheel drive sedan by at least one second! At least....

[LukeXgamer]

Yeah but, your Impala is an ugly pile of American junk, with fixed steering and wooden suspension. And a 6 LITRE V8 developing 105 HP.

[puffrooster]

It contains the Vette pushrod V8 (5.3 L). This produces 303hp @ 5600rpm & 323 ft.-lbs torque.@ 4400rpm.

The XF has a 4.2 L supercharged V8 which produces 300 hp. Lots of V6 engines can do that AND without the aid of a charger.

The techno steel trim in the Jag is identical to the trim in the Impala as is the dash & layout.

But don't take my word for it, go look for yourself. And to add insult to injury, the XF is $92K cdn!

Conclusion, the XF is nothing more than a Volvo in a slutty dress.

[LukeXgamer]

It actually has 420HP. The new one has a 5.0 V8 un supercharged producing 385HP, and Supercharged producing 510HP.

[puffrooster]

I went to the dealership last Friday and sat inside and checked it out. Its nice but it is not worth $95000 and the material doesn't feel any worse or better than my police car. I wasn't impressed. Also, I don't know the secret handshake of the free masons which explains the customer service.

The Mercedes C63 AMG is $20000 cheaper and faster and the Cadillac CTS V is even faster than the Mercedes.

I have narrowed my selection down and Jaguar (pronounced JAHG - WIRE) is no longer a contender.

[LukeXgamer]

All depends which model you choose. When I sat in it, it felt far better than the competition.

Also, as James May from Top Gear says about the C63: "This Mercede's is quite ghastly, it's all glitsy and glittery".

Also, you can't compare the C-Class to the XF because it isn't in the same class.

And you can't compare it to the god awful new E-class. That thing looks Japanese all over.

Well, you may not like the XF, tough luck. I'd still take it over a 20 year old Ford.

[puffrooster]

Let me know when you buy yours, Luke?

I don't know what you do for a living but I would have to work almost a full year before I could afford a car that costs that much!

Most of us can't buy a saloon just because we are fans of that particular brand. We have to be selective.

[LukeXgamer]

I buy a saloon car because it's the one I want.

I'm sorry, but there's gonna be another XF on the road that's more efficient than a 535D, better looking than an A6, and has a better interior than an E-Class, and that's the XF. I'm sorry, it's the truth.

[puffrooster]

When I went to the dealership I sat in one that was already sold. it was black. they must of used an old rag when they polished it because there was swirly scratches all over the car.

I told the salesman that if it was my car I would cancel the deal. he just shrugged his shoulders.

Not much for customer service at this place...

Anyway, I finally made up my mind!

I'm ordering a Camaro SS with the rally sport & ground effects package; red jewel tint coat.

old habits die hard

[LoveLaughter777]

No American car can compete with a Jaguar, any company can easily make an engine faster than that of the CT-S, but the only reason Cadillac made the CT-S faster than all it's competition is because it has nothing else to offer. Making a car fast is the easy part, the real good cars out there are the reliable ones that last a long time with little breakdowns which Cadiilacs cannot do.

[puffrooster]

I drive 24000 KM a month and everyday I see cars on the side of the road waiting for the tow truck. I have yet to see a Cadillac!

Last month however, I did see a Jag on the 405 in Washington state!

Half the cars I see stranded are foreign imports. Since there are more domestic cars then foreign, this doesn't says very much for them.

Jags, Mercedes, Lexus, etc, are overrated. A better part of the price for these cars are for the logo. And unlike you, I am speaking from experience.

[LoveLaughter777]

Yeah well I drive a hell of a lot too so I got lots of experience & I only see domestic cars on the side of the road! The best American car out right now is a fully loaded top of the line Cadillac & their best model is not as good as the new Jaguar XJ fully loaded which is the best Jaguar model out right now.

[puffrooster]

Well... whatever.

I'm switching to electric anyway. Electronic autos are quicker, more reliable, and cheaper!

I no longer want to be an oil slave...

See you on the track!

[LoveLaughter777]

Another reason why Lexus is in my opinion superior to that of a BMW or Merc. Lexus has developed a state-of-the-art hybrid platform for many of it's vehicles which I beleive is the way of the future. Companies like BMW spend far too much time & energy trying to make these engines that go incredibly fast but are not efficient at all. I think that's a bad move. In the future, people are going to want cars that are cheap & easy to maintain, not cars that are just ridiculously fast yet inefficient.

[LukeXgamer]

Until they run out of battery.

[puffrooster]

Eventually battery life will out distance fuel capacity! Only the oil mongers will delay this advance.

[LukeXgamer]

Jesus, if it can keep up with the XF, it can keep up with all Saloons. And the only real reason it's cheaper is because:

It's got a shit interior. Plasticy, and crap.

It has shit American wooden steering and handling.

It has crap styling. And is a Police car, in some areas.

I don't want to drive around in a Crown Victoria abomination.

[vfoq]

stupid clown

[karamgh14]

Dude, throw away that tie! Or let the guy from garage419 eat it.

[sw1000xg]

It's not knee-san it's niss-an like kiss ann

[1337ASM]

wtf Learn 2 Talk .. its " NY SAN " not " NEE SAN" noob

[onlymeCT]

But over in the uk we call them NISS ANN. people say it differantly in differant places. i dont like it when people call JAG U ARE's  JAG WIRE. tht bugs me.

[1337ASM]

oops i ment to put " NI SAN " my bad... i say ni-san

and i say jag-yoo-er

[onlymeCT]

i call them jag-you-ers 2 my dad has one  woohoo

[1337ASM]

we have a jag too :)

[jc6578]

his voice is so loud. lol

[blackstrik3r]

nice vid:) i love all your vids

[Icestorm38921]

With gas prices rising, don't expect cars in the near-distant future to be much fun

[TheFerruccio]

Considering gas prices have yet to reach their peak (when you consider inflation), we're not exactly in some major gas crisis. Remember the 70s? It's all speculation anyway. Expect the price to drop in the coming years. Plus, look at all the exciting cars Europe has, and the European gas prices are nearly twice the ones in the US.

[BloodGTRproductions]

I WANT MY GTR!!!! (with amuse tuning up to 600BHP)!!!!

[katokimo]

WARRENTY REVOKED

[Derpinguin44]

Hearse?!?!

[rrrobotnik]

Jaguar XF, king of who the fuck cares your cars suck land

[LukeXgamer]

Well, you American's haven't mastered the challenge of steering, or style. American cars are plastic, take the z06 for example. Plastic rear end, WTF? And that new CT-S V, chrome wheels? Uh, no.

[Quinn5]

What do you guys think about the Automobile (or was is motor trend?) review of their conclusion: The M3 is better than the GT-R and 997 Turbo?

Anyway, if that caddy wagon comes out, they must make a CTS-V version of it!

[katokimo]

is that why when the guy drove the m3 the brakes stopped working?

[Quinn5]

My fault, it was the recent issue of Car and Driver. They liked the M3 better than the 997 Turbo and the GT-R. I liked this review of the GT-R the best because they really criticized it instead of talking solely about it's speed and track prowess.

[Wormtail81]

Are you guys joking when you say BMW is gunning for Toyota and Hyundai?

[Spookyd88]

it is gunning for them Toyotas the #1 selling brand world wide.

[Wormtail81]

Probably. Honda has to improve Acura if it wants to do that, though.

[jeeeean]

LOL derek d is awesome and funny

btw where's carrie?

[staichillin]

i want a GTR!!!!

[ruffe90]

Some cheese hosting there at the end :D. And yea, same opinion whit "rcfp2006" those Bmw SUVs ugly and worthless

[whitestormj]

English please.....Google Get Sulky to get your fact straight..until than ur out of it.

[kiffytoitoi]

whats all this get sulky shit?

[supermilkchan123]

actually that gtr video is old i saw that a few months ago

[zr1ls9vette]

zr1 vette will spank gtr, its 600 pounds lighter and has over 600 hp and torque. it runs 10 sec quartermile and 0-60 in 3 secs and supposedd to handle better cause its lighter

[supercars01]

U really really think so,,the normal GTR would whip the Zr1 on any track,,it did 11.1 second with the limiter disabled The Vspec will kill the Zr1 in straights be sure of that,,u nimphs say the most worthless crap and expect to be commended on it all u do is prove ur testicle size brain u tool..

[jpbalkenende]

Station wagons FTW (for all Americans: Google "alfa sportwagon" or "ford Mondeo" and envy)

[Noojtxeeg]

yeah!!! woohoo! go Nissan!

[NSX86R]

4:20 This guy is crazy, LOL they don't need to give this guy too much airtime.

[rcfp2006]

BMW should just stop making SUVs, all over-priced and none of them look good!

[ericdshapiro]

"we'll hear more from our death valley team... or maybe not". Brilliant

[mikecockrell]

I wonder does it come with a hot girl!!!

[pitrak88]

nice Jabbawockeez outfit there Mr. D

[CARFANATIC552]

can't wait for that Jag.

[IvanSorath]

he's funny :D

[redemption575]

HAHAHAHAHA "and im derek d damit"

subtle yet rlly funny

[morrislevy]

Do something with that green-screen once in a while please? Like put Derek in a big used car parking lot with Mustangs, or somewhere funny, like, lets see... you tell me. How about that.

[andrewcovie]

ha derek is so funny

[seggsygal2]

wad's with the last part?

will derek get a cramp if he moves too fast? haha.

[JackT07]

that beemer is out of its league

[kaioshinex2]

Squidward from Spongebob does the voice for the Royal Purple oil segments. Commentor of the week? =)

[typeerk]

With that tie he reminds me of Yogi bear... HA!

[RayZR]

That ending was epic win, Derek.

[gbelteshazzar]

since when is a wagon an suv?

[amans1ngh]

derek d just had a spazz attack in the end!

[tinytina23988]

who writes the jokes, they pretty funny, tony danza lol

[timppa600]

Where is Russ? Derek needs the bird! Without Russ Derek looks just like a Ferrari Enzo between a BMW M1.

[TraxxasKing]

you can't match godzilla

the v spec is gonna be insane not to mention the mines r35

[JayBrizzle]

same price as a tune up on a pagani...LOL

JB

[34Zattara84]

yeah, the gtr, i think has surpassed the porsche 911 turbo and moving on to the zonda! lol!!

[cougarfan1341]

ok, just my opinion, but i really think a car should be the total package, not just speed. the carerra gt will always be prettier than the gt-r no matter what you do to the body, if it were me i would have the porsche, it looks and sounds so much better. with all due respect to the gtr (Which is bad ass) it just falls short in interior and exterior appeal, and a v6? im sorry they should have kept the str8 6, it sounds so much more supercar-esque

[ROW1230]

Derek D, If you read this ask your supervisor for a pay rise, on camera then you'd Definately get it. Then you Could afford a New Car preferbly not a new Chevy Cobalt.

[peasantmoon]

two thousand and dies... gracias! LOL

[kenon7]

DA ENDING WAZ FUNNY...LOL FLD RULEZ

[Ahya728]

he memorize it all lol, people watch the ending --funny hell

[iliox]

very funny ending, maaaaan i cant believe the new GTR... its everything you could ever want for such a small price (well its small but most of us cant afford it lol)

[peoples]

the end was fucking comico and thats funny for mi espanol

[toribaby2005]

I may be a hot chick but I sure do love sexy cars!! =] xox

[Formulastreet]

Take that shitt-vette.

[muffinsaref00d]

Derek D.

Please please do the whole next show in character as the 70yr old car salesman.

[mickvk]

Totally!

[proto35]

jaguars are crap..but the atom is a beast!...and great ending..yet u were like... making washer machine movements in slowmo with ur hands..

[supajb]

my god bmw make some ugly cars

[ayalapepon]

those last 30 seconds were awesome. keep it up D.D.

[R0JIBLANC0]

that '70 chevelle would of been badass without those clown shoes, and so would the

Z71 chevy

[1217tho]

That caddy could easily be a photoshop picture.

[Gamefreaky1234321]

dont ever talk that way again, it reminds me of an old car sale add that gave me nightmares

[moeali777]

Dereck D. wat kinda of clothes r u wearing, shit .. im ashamed

[Arda86ca]

I think that BMW is trying to steal title from pontiac Aztek as fugliest car

[Paradiddler45]

R.I.P. Death Valley Team

[kcazaa]

Whos this guy ?

Jesus ?

[rman1994]

mini suv is the worst idea ever ever ever

[GuitarHero55598]

AGREED

[charliethebat]

It would compete in the British market as a competitor to Land Rover. Probably directly against Discovery 3.  I think about it...

[chopperhead2011]

That Cadillac is the best looking station wagon since the Magnum

[xsfslayer]

I hate how wagons look. Maybe the Cadillac wagon looks nice because it looks a lot like an SUV? idk.

[rman1994]

agreed

[dream4real]

Talking about Tony Danza, am I crazy or Derek D loks just like him, when he was young, of course!, but you are funnier...

[yoursweet]

LMAO! Double D! Do an entire episode in that voice!!!

[javieralcivar]

Great program just change the guy,

[sirhcskoorb]

What the hell is an "espanhole friend"?

[akumaakira]

someone please take his ties and run. is it punk/casual or just horrible?

[xECKSx58]

derek while your not here tmrw go take a trip to finland and tell me their food isnt bland

[Davidthorough]

Derek D.

You!

Are!!

The King!!!

[kungura]

No you shouldn't quit FLD. that's all you got bro - you should be counting your lucky stars for having a job, cobalt driver.... tisk tisk

[DriftAkademiks]

LOL Derek

[andrew90212]

derek man, you are the best. You should do stand up comedy!! lol and quit fast lane daily!!!

[comedicd]

hey thanks man!...and I do and have done plenty of stand-up comedy, do some research my brotha, haha..

-Derek D.

[andrew90212]

hay man, do you have any job openings in LA. If so, please email me back. Thanks man

Andrew90212

[SS2GOGETA]

0:47 omg so sexi

[junkiebaxXxter]

Derek you should seriously always talk like you did at the end of today´s show, it would make your host performance so much more entertaining

[gloryface]

I'm watching this at home sick and it makes me feel little bit  better

[gloryface]

High Def is so much better

[mrgiggles247]

that carrera gt at 0.47 is sick. what's up with that.

[edubb305]

thats the gemballa carrera gt

[asimoVT]

there uv got.. the GTR is the fastest.. again.. lol.. kumbaja!

[wdh1550]

great acting. waht acent was that boddy?

[tasin420]

NICE

[JXintheZ]

LoL!

Nice Derek!

[mikiowned]

lo at the end

[kneelio321]

is it just me, or are youtube load time all of a sudden really long.

[darkarsenal]

hahah love the ending!

bring alex to host tommorow!! >:O

[hyperkkt]

derek diaz rules ha ha

[storkman]

247th!!!

[animefan97]

lol

hey i was wondering

is the stig a alien from a different galay?

[joness105639]

introducing Bob Dylan for fast lane daily

[cstrand31]

GT-R FTW.

[ebokingLib]

funny ass ending

GTR GTR GTR

[movado18]

2000 diez

[swiss15]

that was pretty funny Derek:)

[novan3]

So that's his real voice, interesting!

[nick000bristow]

اغنية فعلا جميلة جدا وكلامها مطابق للمشهد وموظوع المسلسل وصوت المطربين روعه

[JDisturbed]

Wow, the audio today is just garbage

[sonnylowery]

he gets funnyer and funnyer everyday lol

[jianson870621]

lol.. talk slower, and u'll be godfather XD

[zephyrod]

Hey car geeks :D

Can someone tell me wich is the best option ?

A 2005 Megane 225, A 2003 Seat Leon Cupra 210, or 2004 Mini Cooper s ???

thanks !

[chronicanil]

Well forget the Mini completely. I would say the 2005 Megane 225 is probably the best option if you want something with really really great handling. However if you want something with relatively good handling, and amazing straight line speed then go for the Cupra. They really fly.

[sonnylowery]

an opel astra opc or in the uk there old astra vxr or the ford focus st but out of them id have 2 say megane

[Atheistprimate]

I want a GT-R!

[ahmed253]

You look funny dogg.

[Xs4rad0min]

Nice tie....

[otmlb1128]

the ending was great.

[ArtiomEnkov]

i was here

[theyourk]

They should call it the CTS Avant. I'd buy an avant, not a station wagon.

[OneColinOne]

Good show.

[FastLaneDaily]

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