This Is Not A Blonde Joke: Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson And IJustine Go For A Walk In The Forest

[DrTheKay]

I liked the part when ijustine died

[08Cheeseits]

lol

[PrinzAviator]

Oh shit! I get it now! :P

[xstremepageofaubrey]

again. what the hell does FTW mean?

[TheJokefiend]

@xstremepageofaubrey

Here's a crazy idea... LOOK IT UP!!

[VGCkennywood]

..... They were in the forest, how'd they get hit by a train?

[TheJokefiend]

@VGCkennywood

Ever see the movie, "Stand By Me"?

[xstremepageofaubrey]

@TheJokefiend OMG Stephen king. That was one of my favorite movies of all time.

[matamiau]

no se nada d ingles... alguien me pude decir la broma por favor quiero saber

[Twittersuck288]

Pretty funny. But why did you make Britney the smartes out of the 3?

[missnintendofangirl]

@Twittersuck288 well she is...

[LindseyDarko]

I just hope that joke becomes reality one day.

[bmw2go11]

id be happy if the train just hit ijustine, fat bitch.. lol

[Jakeallen86]

LOL "No you dumb fat bitch."

[monoshift]

you need to cut your videos right after the joke finishes, leave the laughing to the commenters and those who didn't understand it can ask other commenters or you can put explanation in the description

[Bomburitto]

Train tracks :l

[RedRose191]

lmao. u could have made that shorter,, but it was still good

[polerbear1000]

Don't happy endings cost?

[jpfvorhees]

British years...real accurate

[MatthewAllMighty]

Most satisfying joke ever.

[shaneho78]

paris hilton was driving the train

[GODincarnet]

lol i heard that joke so long ago that i forgot it lol

[oddbod60]

i #laughingman3 to this joke

[IIIHeffaIII]

The ending made my day.

[rodrisuperstud69]

lol train tracks.

[ellbob1]

ijustine is such an apple advertisment whore she might as well just get apple tattooed on her tits and flash everyone

[MrBenBen186]

It's been a long time since I heard this joke, nearly forgot about it. Very well told Jokefiend and clever use of characters.

[TheJokefiend]

@MrBenBen186 I intentionally tried to make people forget about this joke if they knew it already by doing the drawn out story of the three girls arguing then BAM! Train kills them when the listener isnt expecting it even if they heard the joke before.

That's the approach I take with most of my jokes.

[mastenuteshakes]

lol you do Jessica Simpson voice 5/5

[DixonRants]

The ending pwned!

[coyotekid12]

THTS EPIC LIKE A MUFFIN FISH

[hydroboom]

ok i have to admit this is the first joke that made me smile haha.

[mijj22]

lol, ijustine is the least attractive

[brettdylan0121]

This joke was so good that it gave me an orgasm.

[peytonmanning1288]

Hey arch, in the title I believe that you misspelled the word 'forest' lol

[TheJokefiend]

@peytonmanning1288 Meh.

[RobotnikandFriends]

Wow. This may be the best joke I've heard in quite a while.

[TheJokefiend]

@RobotnikandFriends The joke in its original form is very simplistic and far from one of my favorites. Storytelling skills on the fly FTW.

[Y2JROCKFAN]

lol

[righter1000]

That was a good one

[idpaul]

I hope he doesnt get sued for slander or something

[MagickWord]

Love the ending!

CC says it's "European style bloodshed" ...

[ShiningStarManga]

LOL awesome!

[firebat42]

iPad with bionic legs XD

[fuckfuture]

HAHAHA literally cracking up for like 5 minutes, and I usually hate these kind of jokes. Your little smirk when the train hits them is the best. I've been watching your videos on your other channel and some of them are pretty damn awesome/funny but the fact that you're from NJ and like 20 mins from me makes me like you even more.

[itstheit]

This is WAY funnier than Silent Rob's joke about the Waffle House waitress.

[DonAgalloch]

Haha, nice. I was wondering where you were going with that one for a minute there.

[SabinleRose]

In Jessica Simpsons defense....It was an alligator Train.

[melikeit23]

Nice i luv thsoe kind of jokes.

[seamoretwillnant]

Woo-Hoo! :D

[muesproductions]

get it? A TRAIN

[TheJokefiend]

@muesproductions You'd be surprised how many times I told that joke and people look at me and say, "I don't get it".

[MegaLostMind]

best...ending...EVER!!!

[ApplesFallFromTrees]

My favourite part was when they died.

[RAQ665]

Turn on the captions on this video it's hilarious.

[TheIrvman08]

Add Miley Cyrus next time!! :D

[TheJokefiend]

@TheIrvman08 She's not blonde.

[xSethDaKiDIIx]

you have the same poster in your room that my teacher has in his class

[Zxander34]

That was a classic!

[Xxerick930xX]

ohh.. i am so lost :{ lol

[TheJokefiend]

@Xxerick930xX Think hard... they saw "tracks" on the ground and the three blonde girls assumed they were "animal tracks" or some sort of walking computer "tracks". Then they get hit by a train.

Get it?

[hobodude68]

That ending couldn't get any better.

[SoRandomTechVids]

i dont get it

[TheJokefiend]

@SoRandomTechVids Take note how everyone else got the joke. Now look in the mirror.

...

Now watch the joke again.

[mannimarco3]

I heard this joke in grade 1.

It was still funny how you poked fun at ijustines apple promotion.

[TheJokefiend]

@mannimarco3 "In grade 1"? What the hell? Are you a robot? Who says it like that?

It's called "first grade". Get it right, n00b.

Grade 1? Even Chinamen are laughing at how silly you sound saying that.

[Whiffleboythe2nd]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.......­......

That is all.

[ToothFariesNightmare]

No you dumb fat bitch. haha lol

[kelliko70]

LOL great joke Gotta love the chicken tuna

[exemplarygamer]

I did not see the end coming. Also, lol XD

[TheEIPfan]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! GREAT JOB HAHA

[theSexyKenzie]

very funny.

i wasn't expecting that ending at all.

Keep it up

[Articmoon77]

Best ending evar.

Lol

[Xxerick930xX]

ohhh i get it.. cuase the tracks are the train tracks right? ahh =D

[TheJokefiend]

@Xxerick930xX Actually it was a poisonous Chiken Tuna that killed them all.

[TheMasterLJV]

omg this is one of my favorites good job

[SteelSnarf]

that was hilarious lol

[DaveTheUseless]

This is the Tokefiend

[TheMATTIST124]

I hope this comes true.

[BeRad117]

@ThaMATTIST124

But then what will we look at to make us feel better about our selves???

/ :

[TheMATTIST124]

@BeRad117

Politics of course, what a waste of time that is!

[BeRad117]

Oho! Dat Slapps Me On The Knee!

[decooler1]

Lol

[MetalGearGas]

That one was great .

[TJSurgery]

Why isn't my other comment showing up?  Anyway (UN)

[TheJokefiend]

@TJSurgery Do you not get the joke?

[TJSurgery]

I get the joke, it's just... Well, it's kind of embarrassing so I'm not going to say it here.

[TheJokefiend]

@TJSurgery You are a huge Jessica Simpson fan aren't you? I... I had no idea.

I'm sorry. I will pull the video if it's too painful for you to endure.

[TJSurgery]

Oh, the shame.

[rnazay]

@TJSurgery It's cause you fapped your comment too much.

[TJSurgery]

lolwut

[TJSurgery]

(un)

[m3dion]

The epic blondie group...

[TheJokefiend]

Funneh.