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  • I cant find drain health spell I looked every where help!!!

  • this sounds nothing like masturbation. If your cock is made of plastic then I pity you (:

  • go to runescape()com for free sex

  • @AtlanteanRS lol i played that when i was little

  • @AtlanteanRS lolwat

  • @TweekDash want to touch me?

  • @AtlanteanRS No thanks

  • 1:21 he cummed

  • @obaidullah16 LOL..

  • lol

    

  • Oooh yes babe ah ah fuck aah yes ah ah ah fuck by azura by azura aaaaaaaaaaaah

  • where do u buy the drain health spell?

  • @Deerhunter1121 pretty much all the mages guild buildings

  • if you want to lose health just make a spell for losing fatigue or do the spell of drain health and restore health

  • hold defend when u r doing this, goes much faster

  • thats how it sounds when you tap repeatedly a xbox button thing

  • thanks for the tip :D you frain you'r own healt, and you regain it before you even CAN cast another :D subbed

  • i used to do that on my xbox when i got bored and just boosted my magic shti while watching tv, pretty easy tbh

  • sounds like redtube is the place for you

  • lol wack one out when you train.

  • BETTER WAY!!!

    look on the internet for the doomstone (snake i think) ( in the very bottom right of the map) then activate. go somewhere and dupe a load of heath potions and hotkey them.

    them make a spell similar to the one in this vid (drain health on self - very weak) then keep using the spell and using the hotkeyed potions to heal urself so u dont die.

    thats it. can be done very very quickly (destruction mastery in less than 10 mins) (can cause mind numbing though)

  • if you higher the magnitude will this get you more xp ? :)

  • @jordyboy056 sadly, no. its like this with all spells. it doesn't matter how powerful the spell, the xp is dependent on how many times its cast.

  • Nice vid man .... I think conjuration is the easiest skill to lvl up destruction seems harder but I'll use this technique :)

  • @Stegalith97 i used it and im level 2 with all my major skills (restoration, mysticism, destruction, illusion, alteration, conjuration and marksman) at level 90-100, and restoration is the hardest to level up, i havent slept yet and am currently doing the quest where the great geat opens outside bruma and im going to stay level 2 until i complete the main storyline and then il sleep one night then get 5 training sessions in watever minor skill i feel like leveling, just ask for more info :)

  • LOL i never thought it sounded masterbateing untill you said so HAAHHAHA

  • ROBOT DICK!

  • i didn't know it was so kinky to watch a video game character hurt and heal them self

  • do you have to compleatly beat the mages guild in order to create spells there?

  • @dizzyboy5 yeah

  • @tonvol5 no i leardnd earlyer today that all you have to do is get in the mages guild

  • @dizzyboy5 . yeah i remembered that after i commented on your comment.

  • does anyone know where to find the flowers that u need to get back into the mages guild? i cant find them anywhere....

  • @Commandokev109 if youve downloaded frocrag spire you can find them there. are you looking for the dragons tongue?

  • If you use the blocking ability, it helps cast spells faster.

  • @Kozhio yea i always hold down block whenever i train destruction or conjuration or whatever, its also useful when ur in a fight cuz u cast if faster and therefore you hit your target faster.

  • lol funny it does sound like he is masturbating

  • is the highest level on oblivion 50?

  • @pysconeses it depends on what race you are

  • @deathawaits22 whats the highest level for dark elf. 

  • @SublimeCake800 i dont know but i would suggest looking up character making tutorials for oblivion

  • hes beatin off to oblivion lololololol

  • ...holy hell nice discovery

  • click clicky click click click

  • lol ceiling cat is watching u masturbate

  • @goodorbadidiside to make a spell you have to be in in the arcane university

  • dude...just hold down the button and dont keep pressing it over AND OVER AGAIN!

  • oblivion :D Best on PC!!!!!!

  • stop beating man

  • how do you make a spell???!!!!????

  • @goodorbadidiside spellmaking altar

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap... awwwww yeah

  • @muxica23

    How to become a very powerful mage... Please and thanks

  • easy conjuration plus destruction summon then attack summoned monster with a spell lol my conjuration is 100 from that same as restoration just stand there and use heal major wounds or small wounds no need to be injured and it works

  • FAP FAP FAP FAP

  • Thats pretty slick, I always just made a self damaging one, then when I was close to death I would skill up Restoration. Never thought of drain health for just doing Destruction and not needing to heal.

  • mastubating and playing oblivion amazing

  • use the decentigrate armor or decentigrate weapons spell and dont equip or wear anything.

  • thanks for the vid

  • or just make 3 damage on self, then 3 heal on self.

    restoration and healing at that same time

  • the easier way to do it is take out your bow and when its all the back up use the spell again. saves you the trouble of pressing the RB button the thousand times

  • hey how do you get more enchantments for items, does it depend on what kind of soul gems you use???

  • @ushouldSMILEmorebats my freinds said he can do that but idk how?

  • can anyone give me instructions on how to get to the place where you make spells for PS3[It is probubly the same for Xbox]

  • @cathalsul you have to get all recommendations from the mages guild and go to imperial city arcane university

  • lol

  • i made the same kind of spell with draining fagtitude

  • conjuration is the same story my mage is lvl 20 in oblivion and its all from conjuration magic oh and make sure you have long lasting shielding spells if your a mage because thats your only armor

  • Lvl 20 all from conj. is impossible, unless you got 100, then went to jail to bring it back to 0 then went back to 100.

  • @esopbelac94 that's how i made my cahrectar lvl 155

  • FAPFAPFAPFPAFAPFAPFAP

  • stickey keys lol

  • is it poss to make me invenceable by puting shild on every thing on my aromour and i will never die or wat

  • @slayermatt62 the only way to make yourself invinsible is to gliche your character. or if you're on pc, just type in tgm. search oblivion infinite enchantments on youtube to find out how to make yourself invinsible.

  • @SHADOWDRAGONFROMHELL or use a spell...

  • You can make a spell that damages health and restores it at the same time. That way you don't have to use potions or sleep.

  • @fricker18 you don't need to, drain heath restores health after the duration goes away

  • lol,

    'iknow i know it sounds like im masturbateing" lol

  • Nice.

  • is there anyway to make a neclace that gives you 100 increase to magica instead of 24"????????????

  • 5/5 Good vid!

    This obviously does not need music. :P

  • I know most of you would say it`s cheating, but you should download a mod that makes it easier to go up in level, you can activate and deactivate as you want, and you can choose between 2x 5x or 10x faster than normal

    You`ll find it at texnexus.

    I dont know if it`s possible at Xbox.

  • to make it esier why didnt u just hold the button instead of pressing?

  • Wait how do exactly buy drain health?what you mean all recomendation?

  • go to imperial market district and buy major wound from edgars discount spells, thats the drain health answer now go to every mages guild in every city (except for imperial cos that doesnt have one) and go to the guild heads and ask for a recommendation and do the quest for them :P

  • Ook.

  • easy blade skill leveling

    expet for the people at the shrine x.x

  • masturbating makes click sounds? fascinating

  • @Echowraith yeah you didn't know that? :D

  • @Echowraith not even close it sounds more like a person clapping in a really weird way or silent

  • @Echowraith

    More like, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SPlaaaat.

  • You told me to shut up about the fact that you sounded like you were masturbating, so I'm going to talk about the fact that you sounded like you were masturbating. You sounded like you were masturbating.

  • rofl xD dude that was totally awesome *thumps up* xDxD

  • Tips 88 Hold a weapon and hold block while casting, it increases cast speed by about 40%.

    Destruction is your major skill here so you will level up REAL fast... Make sure you train skills in other attributes like intellect and endurance or you won't get a lot of bonus at lvl up 8)

  • @youresooookewlll If it sounds like that when you masturbate, lose some weight fatass.

  • Draw your weapon and hold block while casting, you will cast twice as fast (not sure if he was doing it in this vid or not, but anyone trying this should make sure they hold block as it makes it faster to lvl).

  • ya its your vista mine is screwed up to

  • u can create one for ur restoration spells as well first u put on a fire spell to target ur self like in video then u put a healing spell put on for 2 seconds on it as well it has to be second to put in the restoration area and create and hopefully ur restoration will lvl up

  • weakness to an element also works equally well

  • by the way u can cast spells double as fast if u block

  • n00b

  • i dont see this as an exploit. but nice vid...

  • No you cannot lvl skills past 100 however if you wish to get to higher lvl kill soneine and go to jail when you get out of jail some of your major skills will be lowered (the more people you kill = the longer your in jail = the amount the skill get lowered. Hope this helped

  • acualy the level cap for skills is 225. after you hit 225 skill in something, it goes back to 1 in skill. Thats why you can get infinit level.

  • in oblivion what happens when you get all of your major skills to 100? does anything happen, have you reached the level cap? or can you you level up your skills passed 100? someone please tell me

  • Yes, you can raise your skills past 100. I think 255 was the lvl cap.

  • you cant level your skills past 100 but with different items they can go higher.

  • whats so special??

  • dude lol i never thought you were masturbating until you said it sounded like it lol guilty concience

  • i did same thing with fire but im impatient so....i quit after a minute =)

  • For quicker casting, get a weapon, hold block and tap cast, it casts faster regardless if it's on self or on target or touch.

  • orrr.., you can just put shock on self 4 points, and heal self 3 points, 1 mana cost, and it works easy.

  • haha in tags it has hot and sexy

  • sounds like ur having to much fun

  • for destruction i go to arena highest difficulty with a minotaur and stay in the tunnel blasting it. its too big to get in. ;)

  • wud u make a weak 1 or just use flare

  • lol who would ask if your masturbating unless if they wanted to see you do that lol

  • This method is really good if you want to train your Restoration skill as well. Drain Fatigue is an easy way that won't require healing every so often.

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  • thanks dude

  • I didn't have drain health or fatigue or anything at first so i did a very weak fire damage on self. Gotta keep healing self though.

  • emo much? 0.o

  • lol hes one patient emo 2 wait that long 2 kill him self..

  • r0fl this sure beats summoning a scamp and using that spell called "wizard's fury".Oh and btw...i think u suffer from premature ejaculation :(...The sex police caught u at 40 secs...u need to call AMI XD

  • lolololololololololololoololol­olololololololololololol

    It does :)

    Can someone please help me because im a noob at this and it says i need some candles to create the spell and i dont know where to get them or wtf to do plz plz help :)

  • Magetallow Candles must be purchased and added to the altars at Frostcrag Spire for them to function properly.

    These, as well as the other upgrades, can be bought for 2000 septims from Aurelinwae in the Market District's Mystic Emporium.

  • thanks so much man :):):):):):):):):):):)

  • You're welcome. :)

  • you have to buy them in the imperal marketplace =]

  • weakness to magic is way better

  • Disitigrate armor is better because yo can also reapair and gain armoror, also unsheathe your weapon and hold black while casting you cast faster

  • hold black?

  • lol my bad hold *Block* -a +o

  • where do u get the spell?

  • I use the skeleton summon spell and finger of the muantain spell with high difficulty

  • wow your a very slow person

    hes just using it to level up

  • Yeah i think we all figured out how to get our spells up using lvl 1 spells. long beyond that part.. im magic maxxed with everything :)

  • im honestly confused whats the point of having a spell that drains YOUR helth?

  • maybe he is masturbating...

    its not a bad idea because leveling this shit is boring

    just make sure your knuckles hit RB while you do it

  • if ur major skill is sneak a good way to lvl up fast is to get in sneak mode or w/e and get somthing to push the analog stick forward so u run into the wall, while ur doing this u could watch tv or do somthing else

  • easier way is to use a rubberband, tape or something like that to get the analog sticks to turn to the middle so your character will be walking circle and you dont have to do anything

  • Or press Q on the PC.

    Also, this only works if someone is actually close to you and hasnt noticed you, witch is why you do it next to sleeping beggars in the towns.

  • quick tip here, if you hold down block while casting it casts faster..

  • hes probly fat

  • if the spell costs more magicka does it give you more experience?

  • You said the same thing in a diffferent vidoe i saw on how to level up conjuration and the answer was no.

  • thx for the answer and yea i figured i'd get a response out of of one of them

  • Where can u buy the drain health spell?

  • lol thanks, ive been trying to get my destruction up, cos i dont wanna go thru the whole shivering isles main quest to get shadowrend ( debatably the BEST weapon in the game) and all my other mage skills are maxed

  • I always use damage fatigue 1 pt on self for 1 s. it costs less magicka than that, although at higher levels it doesn't really matter, but this was mainly for people with very low destruction

  • sweet, thanks i can finally get 99 destruction, i've been waiting around with 97 des. with no monsters to kill :I

  • WTF u can hear the guy panting in the background while hes making this video :L

  • lol masturbation

  • can i wear items that lower my destruction skill to make the process quicker?

    (working on the logic that the lower the level the less experience needed to level up)

  • lol thanks that will make the long destruction training much easier 5/5

  • actually this doesnt give u the ability to use higher levels of destruction spells but use of magic and damage increase unless if u are master of all mage stuff like spells then u can glitch ur magicka status to bout 5000 and u can make nuke spells (possible on x360 but dont know about ps3) the nuke spells

  • lol masterbation is not an option!...

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  • oh its so good ah yeh baby rub that destruction...omg i think im gonna...im gonna...... RANK UP oh yeh thats so good....

    :P. nice vid man will try it =]

  • lol

  • wacker! who were you whackin over!

  • I use a similar method for leveling spells... but hold down block with a shield while casting and you cast twice as fast... one of the best tricks for casters.

  • tyvm

  • yeah it is like twice as much faster

  • where is that alter ?

  • in the Praxographical Center of the Arcane University in the Imperial City. You need to finish the mages guild recommednations first to use

  • my mage right now has 100 dest, 100 conj, 100 alte, and 75 myst and 75 illu

  • Joecotter you just glitched it.....whoop-de-fucking-doo

  • wtf jacking off while recording twisted kitty porn lol jk